I just don't get the appeal

OINK OINK I SMELL BACON

That's because you are racist, mysoginist, and underage.

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>>2530344
say it with me cucks

YUMMY YUMMY MADDOX CUMMY

>>2530344
> Tough as nails Japanese wrestler
> Intimidating to the other women and slaps them around with her gook strength
What's not to love?

>>2530358
She's a chubby weakling that would get killed in a shoot by any of the women

The Japanese have a really interesting sense of ring psychology which makes up for their lack of ability to cut a promo in English. Whether you think she's ugly or whatever, she is one hell of a worker, is over as fuck and has a great look. She hits hard but is also pretty likable. I'm a huge fan ever since she debuted in NXT.

>>2530370
Cringe

>>2530366
>would get killed a shoot by any of the other women

Good thing this is professional wrestling where that is totally irrelevant

>>2530370
>having a belly softer than cotton is a good look

>>2530379
It's relevant because it makes it impossible to take this shitter seriously

>>2530387
>>2530393
She's not morbidly obese or anything, she just has a little extra. It's not like it prevents her from being able to move fast and hit hard.

>>2530436
She's just as slow and clumsy as any other diva

>>2530436
She hasn't been stiff at all in WWE because that indie shit doesn't belong in the big leagues. Her only selling point is moot

>>2530451
Make up your minds then. If you want realism, that stiff hard-hitting style is what would do the most damage in real life. When you watch a really good NJPW Strong Style match and you see the guys hammering away at each other, it raises the intensity and the big fight feel by tenfold. The WWE style is what makes her look weak, not Asuka herself.

>>2530469
Bret the GOAT Hart was able to look realistic without really laying into his opponent, something modern indie shitters like Asgooka can't grasp

>>2530483
They wrestle in completely different styles though. That methodical submission style is incomparable to Strong Style.

>>2530344
she's thicc and yummy

>>2530496
Strong Style is all about submissions tho

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>>2530353
What ever you have to convince yourself of to get through this fapping session anon.

>>2530506
Not in the same vein as someone like Bret Hart or Chris Benoit. It's like a fusion of that powerhouse style and technical mat based wrestling and it's really cool. Maybe I'm just a puro mark but I love Asuka and I enjoyed this thread even though I seem to be in the minority

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>>2530353
>admitting he's a cuck

>>2530502
Thick is the most basterdized word of all time

>>2530545
It's thicc fuccboi

Autism likes autism.