He's over lads

>>2529086
When's he going to have a match? Is he seriously just gate crashing at this point

I cringed when he attempted to speak and had to turn off the show

>>2529086
Of course he is, the ability to draw dimes transfers across any promotion

>>2529113
BKOSSWTAS

>>2529086
>le charisma meme
I just don't get it I guess. I loved his match with Zayn but I am already sick of his seizure gimmick

>>2529086
Kind of tired of his gimmick already.

>>2529086
So tiresome now. Crowds will get bored of the spazzing very quickly.

>>2529086
>EYE AM....... SHINZKEE NAKKAMOORA

so this....... THIS! ...... is the power of NJPW....

He'll fuck to njpw by the end of year

>>2529113
Same... his intros are so good though.. just needs to have a couple really good matches

>>2529151
>SHINZKEE NAKKAMOORA
I like how your posting this as if you know better than him how to pronounce his name

Am I the only one who hates it when they call every instance of "spastic retardation" as something to do with "charisma"?

Same shit with "Slip and Slide" Bayley.

>>2529168
He probably thinks it's "soo-kay"

>>2529151
>>2529168
It's also funny that "I" and "EYE" are pronounced exactly the same too. He just typed it that way to make it sound more retarded.

>>2529379
>>2529456
Back to wew faggot

I saw the youtube video of him confronting ziggler and it was so cringey I had to turn it off, he is awful and will draw 0 dimes

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>>2529714
>I saw the youtube video of him confronting ziggler

You already gave him one dime, faggot.

>Dolph asks him who he is
>crowd starts chanting his name wildly
>BKOSS stands there with his down-syndrome grim and his homosexual posture

I marked mildly

>>2529714
It was pretty awful. All WWE has to do is let him wrestle and he will work.

>>2529103
Big Match Nakamura should only wrestle at PPVs.

>Roman Reigns has the backing of Vince McMahon for over 5 years straight
>Is still not half as over as Nakamura

How does he do it bros?

>>2529714
BKOSSWTAS

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BKOSSWTAS

>>2529744
I'm fine with this as long as he tries and doesn't halfass shit like he did in nxt.

>>2529086
>h-h-he'll never get over with casuals!!
>whole arena going nuts for him
funny how the GOATs are the ones that trigger /asp/

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>>2529113
>>2529126
>>2529129
>>2529141
>>2529153
>>2529347
>>2529714
>>2529723
BKOSSWTAS

>>2529086

Yeah this Shnobi Nagasaki guy is pretty cool.
I definitely think that based Ziggles will carry him to a good match.

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Absolutely B A S E D

>>2529765
>Wearing a mouth guard when you're not even wrestling
What did he mean by this?

>>2529772
It means he's always ready to fight someone. Are you daft?

>>2529777
But he hasn't fought anyone yet

>>2529783
He's fought the institutionalised racism of the American people all his life. #woke #wooo

>>2529772
It's a Japanese thing. We aren't supposed to understand it.

>>2529783
He wanted to fight Dolph, mate, did you even see the show?

>>2529772
>Speaking a second language while wearing a mouthguard

Like most things with Swagsuke, it falls somewhere between completely retarded and gives-zero-fucks cool, landing directly on insanely charismatic like a floating feather.

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BASED KOSS DRAWING MORE DIMES THAN OREOWENS AND CAB DRIVER ZAYN!

>>2529896
>that lana promo

my dick

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>>2529121
>>2529748
>>2529751
>>2529755
So triggered by BBD.WTS that you copy it.
How does /ourguy/ do it lads?

>>2529896
What the fuck???

Why the fuck does this outlaw have fucking 1 million views already? FUCK THIS SHIT OUTLAW TRASH DOESN'T DRAW

>>2529086
>Doowarra know who I amve?
What did nakamura mean by this?

>>2529943
>NJPW second biggest pro wrestling promotion in the world
>outlaw

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>>2529936
>>2529943
>Getting this worked by BKOSS
BASED

>>2529896
Wait I only thought pajeets watched their youtube channel which was why roman always gets the most views?

>>2529959
This is true but now Nakamura is actually drawing new fans to wrestling

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>>2529936
BASED

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>>2529086
>ABased Styles and Shinbased Nakamura in Smackdown

There's literally nothing more I desire in my life right now.

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>>2529896
>>2529959
>>2529965
Kek you keep trying lil guy. BBD is still Mr. Record Revenue

>>2529986
>>ABased Styles and Shinbased Nakamura in Smackdown
I'm actually watching WWE for the first time since 2005, thank you based Styles and King of Strong Style.

>>2529988
based braun

>>2529988
>Implying based Braun wasn't the draw here by killing the biggest failed experiment since Luger
BASED

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>>2529986
>BMAJ and BKOSSTWAS on the same show
Rawtists finna seething

>>2530006
They should have also thrown Balor, The Club and Asuka on there and just made Smackdown the Puroresu brand to compete with New Japan when they start doing their American shows on the west coast.

>>2529988
Big Dimes Braun does it again.

Just like when his mastodon main event with the Big Show drew huge ratings and a red hot crowd.

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>>2529988
BASED BIG DOG
A
S
E
D

The dark match last night was him and Dolph. Right after their little stare down and it cut to commercial, Dolph came back out and said he'd fight, but on his terms and as the "main event".
You know. The main event that happens after 205 live and still has that show's set dressings.

>>2529988
Based Big Mastodon Braun BTFO the Micro Pooch

>>2529988
>they pay to see him die

>>2530028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbboetSCh-w

They had a p decent little match. Should be a good feud.

>>2530025
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>has literal autism
>can't even pronounce his own name properly
Why do marks like this good again?

>>2530401
>I can pronounce somebody's name better than they can

This is a new level of delusion

At the risk of sounding like an anti-smark that is getting worked by the based king of strong style, I want to say that I don't like how Nakamura is being booked now.

The first week with him coming out and not saying anything was already a bit weird, but whatever.

But yesterday? He came out and stood there for a million hours only to say three words (when he shouldn't even be saying one)

I realize that the people that watched him in New Japan and NXT know that he's great, but to the average fan, he's just wasting everyone's time. Put him on a fucking match already, what are you faggots doing?

>>2530578
You need to build hype before just throwing him into a match. He was so highly anticipated for the main roster since before he debuted in NXT that when he does wrestle, it has to be somewhat of a big deal. You can't have him come out and beat Sin Cara randomly. That squash ideology only works for a short amount of time. Once you start getting a few losses in it really devalues those squashes you did.

>>2530578
it's called saving him from overexposure

why would you want to waste a nakamura appearance on a tv match? as a long time fan i can admit he's boring as fuck in non important matches, but when he puts in effort, he's REALLY fucking good, and he put on a dark match last week and this week too

>>2530578
Building hype TO a match, idiot. This is rasslin' 101.

>>2530578
>but to the average fan,
Literally the entire stadium was chanting his name and singing his theme last night.

>>2530596
>>2530598
>>2530599
Fair enough, but I just think it didn't work yesterday.

The segment went way too long for what it was, in my opinion.

>>2530605
But you have to understand that there's a fairly sizable group of people, both in arenas and watching at home, that only know about Nakamura right now because he showed up on Smackdown, and to them, all he has done is come out to the ring while fans chant his theme.

>>2530578
Hopefully, he will be kneeing Ziggler's face next week

>>2530621
>Why do people like this guy so much?
>Better keep watching to find out

>>2530578
>>2530608
I'm with you. They're milking him out a bit too hard.

I wonder how long till crowds stop caring about him cause he can't speak

His new titantron is fucking shit

>>2530792
They need to keep from showing him live every week. Just show videos of nak doing nak stuff and have him do enough to further his feud and then wrestle ppvs

>>2529988

Wow huge numbers by based big dog!

>>2530633
Exactly this.

>cena comes back
>feud with nakagook
>bmj does you can't see me
>nak acts as if cena disappears before his eyes

You can see this happening in your mid's eye

>>2529936
>Worked by the KOSS and his massive profitability.

>>2531375

haha yes mr. reddit that would be bery funny ;-DDDDD