I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Burger here, are all Irishmen made of glass?

>>2527385

Where are the fucking webms?

>>2527385
BASED JINDER

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BASED HARDBODY

>>2527385
BASED HINDER

>>2527395
Finlay was not made of glass

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delete jinder

>>2527385
That's what happens when skinny cruiserweights think they can go with real big men. He looked like a child pinning Jinder

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>>2527385
>fatass smarks literally thought he could go toe to toe with brock lesnar

>>2527462
Big boy

>>2527462

>35 pound dumbbells

HAHAHAHAH

getting swole.

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WHO WILL BASED JINDER HINDER NEXT?

Based fucking Hardbody

>>2527395
Yes, they also tap under pressure from mexicans as well.

>>2527579
finlay is ulster not irish

>>2527750
Big Poppa Poo putting all the limp twisted dorks on the shelf.

Based Pajeenter

>>2527745
That's 35 kg you stupid Amerifat.

That's 77 pound each dumbbells and if your fat ass knew anything about bodybuilding (hit the gym) you go lower weight dumbbells to get more reps and more gains.

Take a shower and get a clue.

>>2527801
*you're

>>2527801
That's 35lbs you fucking shit stain.
Do you even lift bro?

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>>2527770
>Big Poppa Poo

Is Hardbody, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>2527842
BASED

>>2527842

Did Finn actually hit him in the dick with that heel kick? That would be the only "reasonable" explanation for that elbow to the face.

>>2527842
There is no way that wasn't deliberate.

Why are you guys idolize fuck ups in a fake sport? Ryback and Steiner are never going to love you

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The demon kang is made of paper, second appearance after being away for half a year and he gets injuried again

lol

>>2527872
He really is a fucking pussy. He needs to feud with guys like tjp who are more his size and won't hurt his brain to the point he can't get his Lego on.

jinder's gyno is getting out of hand lmao

>>2527871
Because they only ever fuck up boring vanilla midgets.

>Wrestle 3 matches on the main roster
>Injure your shoulder
>Be out for 7 months
>Come back
>Someone concusses you in your first singles match back
>Be out for another few months
Why is he so unlucky?

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>Mojo got a receipt on Jinder tonight on SD

Based Mojo

So, that's two sloppy workers who have injured a guy who was never seriously injured before coming to Connecticut.

Fire both Rollins and Mahal desu

>>2527385
You fucking retards are seriously blaming Finn for working with a dangerous idiot who stiffs people? Fiin should have beat the fuck shit out of that fucking jobber and stomped his face into the canvas. I would have. I hope Jinder gets fired and blackballed from the industry for going into business from himself, but not before Finn gets the chance to put that geek in his place.

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>>2528184
>>2528191

>>2528191
The autists here don't care. If there's an opening for them to shitpost, they'll take it.

>>2528181
Most likely with an order from higher ups.

>>2527855
>>2527864
This, in the full speed you can see he really puts some oomph into it

>>2528184
>So, that's two sloppy workers who have injured a guy who was never seriously injured before coming to Connecticut.

This. Rollins and Jinder both have a history of being unsafe and Finn was only injured once in Japan, like 9 months after his debut.

>>2528204
Accidents happen. I didn't see you marks crying when Nakamura kicked AA's eyeball out.

>>2528191
I'm not blaming him, I just find it funny as fuck.

>>2528209
What Rollins did I can write off as a freak accident. What Jinder did was not an accident.

Pretty ironic how WWE's shitty """safe""" style actually causes more injuries than the pureosu style or the American indie style. Literally all these indie dudes come to WWE and get fucked up.

>>2528184
That wasn't Rollins' fault. The bucklebomb is safe. Your boy just sucks.

>>2527462
35 pounds? i can fucking do that lol

>>2527385
Explain to me how japs drop each other on their heads every PPV yet somehow they're the healthiest cunts in the wrestling world?

>>2528184
>>2528204
Finn injured himself against Rollins. He extended his arm out to the barrier like a retard when he should have just kept it limp

>>2528227
>>2528234
It wasn't a bucklebomb. It was a powerbomb against the fucking barricade. He's retarded for even doing that spot in the first place. He was too far from the barricade anyway. Finn would've hit his head.

>>2527385
Is Jinder getting future endeavored now?

>>2528256
Ambrose took that same spot a million times from Rollins and he was fine. Finn is just a moron who can't take a spot correctly.

>>2528256
no he would have landed on his ass and he'd be fine if he didn't flinch, hesitate, and throw his arm back.

>>2527842
that's a "heem sleepy" reaction if i ever saw one

>>2528269
This, Finn showed how green he truly is in the ring. You can do all the flips you want in Japan but when you come to the big time you're expected to be able to perform like a pro.

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BASED BIG POPPA POO WORKING THE SMARKS

>>2528262
No, he just killed it on talking smack and is about to feud with mojo.

>>2528286
is that wrestlingforum? That place is worst than here, and this place is truly awful.

>>2528286
Lol is that from rustleforum? Based Big Poppa Poo Separating the Boys from the Men

>>2528224
>>2528233
Different schedule

>>2528286
>wrestlingforum

That place is shoot shit, at least we're ironic shit

>>2528292
This place is unironically one of the best places to post about wrestling. It's 99 percent shit posting but at least we have fun from time to time and it's not a big smarky cry session.

>>2528290
>implying a feud with Mojo isn't any better than being outright fired

>>2528181

lmao anyone ever notice the camera zoom in's after impact does vincce make them do that

>>2528302
It's at least gonna be on tv. You can't become the hulkster overnight.

>>2527842
nigga got hungry on the way down and decided to take a bite out of the mat

>>2528181
See guys mojo fucking rocked jinder and you don't see him crying like a pussy he manned up and killed it on talking smack. Based Big Poppa Poo.

>>2528300
agreed, at least /asp/ has the awareness to not take itself seriously.

>>2528298
Okada worked 149 matches in 2016. Ramone worked 138.

"Different schedules" is E-drone propaganda.

>>2528315
That shit was hilarious how he bit the dust like that.

>>2528292
It goes:

/asp/ > /wew/ >>>>>>>>>>>> Wreddit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever else is out there >>>>>> wrestlingforum

>>2528224
Yeah this has more to do with work rate than anything.

>>2528325
Roman made the big bucks though and Okada did it for a bow and an eggroll.You have to respect the business acumen of the big dog.

>>2528321
Rustleforum is a terrible place.

>>2528333
Roman makes 2.1 annually and Okada makes 2.2 annually.

>>2528233
>who were Hayabusa & Mitsuharu Misawa

dumb pseduo smarks

>>2528224
Its almost like someone who has been wreslting for 10+ years like Balor has a decent chance of getting injuried at the age of 35 rather than when he was young in Japan. Wew.

>>2527842
Who says wrestling isn't real boys! That was stiff as fuck.

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>>2527385
Why is Big Poppa Poo so based lads?

>>2528351
Roman makes dollars dork

>>2528381
It's gotta be a hard job

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BASED JINDER KILLING THE TWINKS BEFORE HEADING TO THE GOOD SHOW

RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2528364
A hayabusa is a motorcycle but I'm not sure about that other brand.

>>2528364
>Its almost like someone who has been wreslting for 10+ years like Balor has a decent chance of getting injuried at the age of 35 rather than when he was young in Japan. Wew.
Except he was clearly concussed because of the roid monkey not working safe.

>>2527842
word is that BabaGanoush stiffed Balor since the "old timers" dont appreciate his meteoric push. It was a JBL style assassination.

I imagine that HHH will order the Mojo Deathsquad on Street Shitter in recompense.

This is why nobody under 6'2'' and 230lbs should be allowed to wrestle in WWE. Manlets are getting hurt by big guys

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>>2528398
He took one for the team after doing what he needed to do for the blue brand.

Based Jinder

>>2528419
This is a brilliant suggestion. It's just too dangerous to let these little guys live out their dreams and pretend to be superstars.

>>2528421
This, jinder took a huge shot in that match and walked it off like a champ.

>>2527842
i love how Finn does that retarded dance move and than runs back into Jinder and gets HEEMED on the spot with one punch

>>2528329
Wrestlingforum would have a collective psychological breakdown if there was threads praising jinders big elbow there like there is here.

>>2528440
Shit was so based. I hope they force him into retirement like Daniel.

>>2528302
>he ain't hype

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>>2527842
Did he actually go out for a bit? I'm tempted to say no because he seemed to have his wits about him which you don't after you get knocked out

But looking at it, after he's hit he legit faceplants into the canvas like he's lost consciousness

>>2528487
you got marked out

>>2527385
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>2528495
Good sell then desu, most people don't like falling on their face

>>2528487
He might not of been KTFO'd but he definitely got rocked. He fell face first into the mat.

>>2528515
Not selling, Finn legit has a concussion and is back on the DL.

>>2528515
Are you dense? He got HEEM'd on.

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Why the fuck is Jinder getting in any offense on Finn anyway? Why the fuck aren't you having your newly returned top guy squashing the fuck out of him instead? Do you ever remember Stone Cold or The Rock or Triple H being stiffed by nobodies like, say, Kurrgan? Why the fuck is this roided gyno having back acned talentless retard even on my television in the first place? Why wasn't he future endeavored years ago? What the fuck is this company doing and why the fuck can't it book itself out of a paper bag?

>>2528533
>Swole as fuck designated stiffing man
>Getting squashed by a flippy manlet
Nah.

>>2528523
>>2528531
So he did lose consciousness? Thought by that lad saying I got marked out he pretty much meant I got worked by the sell.

It can't have been that bad then desu. When you legit take a knock to the head that's bad enough to put you out it takes a while to even get your wits about you and know where you are, let alone continue with a wrestling match.

>>2527385

It looks like he has rug burn on his face. Did he take a running leap face-first into the canvas?

>>2528533
Based Big Poppa Poo Working the Tiny Manlets

>>2528533
BBPPWTOS

>>2528545
Watch it again it looks brutal and I don't imagine sliding your face across the mat is comfortable(he has red marks from it) and he legit has a concussion it's been confirmed. It was like a flash ko in ufc where the other guy comes through a few seconds later but is very confused.

>>2528542
That "flippy manlet" is the first ever Universal Champion, the title Brock Lesnar now holds. He went over Roman Reigns clean. Putting him in a match where a fucking zilch like Jinder makes him look weak makes zero sense whatsoever from a booking standpoint and the road agent involved should be shitcanned, as should Jinder.

>>2527385
Why didn't Jinder injure Boreman instead last time they had a match, fucking bullshit.

>>2528181
Based as fuck
Fat smarks btfo

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>>2528533
>>2528558
Go back to wew.

>>2527889
He had it before this body change, sooooo

>>2528545
Joe Rogan would have screamed he's got him hurt if it was ufc. Finn was in bad shape.

>>2527842

What fucking idiot decided to change camera angles the instant something was happening during the live feed, making sure no one could see what the fuck actually happened until the replay?

Fire that fucking fool.

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DESIGNATED STIFFING PAJEET

>>2528558
Finn proved he didn't have what it takes to run with the ball when he got hurt the first time. Vince is probably happy Big Poppa Poo is weeding out the guys that can't hang in the big time.

>>2528556
Flash KO's take far longer than a few seconds to get back to earth to. Watch Aldo/Mcgregor.
Aldo had no clue where he was at, if Finn was legit KO'd, he'd be in no shape to continue a wrestling match so quickly. I think he was rocked, but nowhere near the same extent as a flash KO in the UFC. Jinder wasn't trying to hurt the dude even if he did.

>>2528561
I bet you're on squaredcircle right now too.

>>2528576
Are we going to get raided for bullying Balor now?

>>2528213
Rollins thing was totally an accident and the meme of blaming either Rollins or Finn is retarded. It was a bad spot. It got fucked up. End of story.

Jinder literally just stiffed the shit out of a guy. It's not comparable.

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>>2528596
I wouldn't care if your hatred for him wasn't so transparent.

Also if Jinder went out there and concussed AJ you'd all be calling for his crucifixion instead of anti-smark shitposting.

>>2528321
That is definitely not true.

>>2527385
thank god

>>2528620
If you can't handle shitposting then /asp/ isn't for you. That's kinda all that goes on here.

>>2527801
it's 35 lbs

>>2527842
Jinder should should obviously hinder his awesome strength, but Balor holds majority of the blame here.

1) If he wasn't so short he wouldn't be getting hit on the head by taller opponents. He should be in the cruiserweight division for his own safety.

2) Notice how before the forearm connects Balor gets scared and turns his head away. This caused him to get hit in the back of the head, which caused the concussion.

Lesson is don't flinch. He injured himself the same way when taking the buckle bomb and extending his arm out.

At least Bray can't lose his feud against Balor if it doesn't happen!

>>2528645
Of course. Thank you for analysis, anon. Can you give me some lessons on my own life, please?

>>2528645
Finn needs to head back down to the performance center and come back when he isn't so green.

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>>2528645
>If he wasn't so short he wouldn't be getting hit on the head by taller opponents. He should be in the cruiserweight division for his own safety.

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>>2528300
weforums got gay when they stopped allowing nekkid divas to be posted in the WoW section. Now it's just a big circle jerk of faggy moderators. I've been shitposting there since like 2005.

>>2528300
Yep, that's what makes this place great, smarks totally ruin wrestling for themselves and everyone around them.

Based jinder exposing the weak twink, just like Seth did, injured twice in just three matches!!

>>2527462
His body looks so disgusting, I fast forward during every segment he's in because his veiny, lumpy body is physically revolting to me.

>>2528620
No one cares what you have to say, Dumblrina.

>>2527395
He got worked stiff by a juicer.

You would be in a coma.

>>2528181
Will Jinder cry off with a concussion?

>>2527579
let's just say there is a reason Finlay never took bumps

>>2528310
Yeah it's a Smackdown thing

>>2528181
Is that Mojo's finisher?

If not, it should be

>Vanilla midgets all having impact kicks as their finishers
>Based Mojo does a running punch

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>>2528286
>wrestling
>how dare they hurt each other

>>2529700
No, he's not an Irish nu-male manlet

>>2528191
>Fiin should have beat the fuck shit out of that fucking jobber and stomped his face into the canvas
>implying this Total Divas Champion can

>>2528559
Roman can handle Jinder's offense.

Your indy darling cannot.

>>2528181

You reap what you sow.

>>2528559
Because like a typical WWE face, he no sold everything.

Fragile twinks like Daniel Bryan (retired), CM Punk (retired, got beaten up by a real man), and Chris Jericho (his most well-known promo is him begging the Rock to take him seriously) can't take the heat of Based Poo Bear.

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>>2528620
>manlet abs like a ninja turtle
>can't take a stiff elbow

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>2530144
When are these little guys gonna learn they aren't meant for the big time? Only manlets I give and props too are Neville and Aries because they understand they're place in the company and don't mind keeping their flippy shit confined to 205.

>>2528645
This. To add, he kicked Jinder in the dick as seen here: >>2527842
He got a receipt like he had coming but fucked himself over by being short and turning his head like a pussy as you mentioned.

>>2530161
>they're place

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>>2528191
>>Fiin should have beat the fuck shit out of that fucking jobber and stomped his face into the canvas.
>He think a 60lbs twink can beat up big poppa poo

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>>2528533
>comparing Austin, the Rock and HHH to an Irish manlet twink

>>2527842
That looked real nasty

>>2530198
It was but he had it coming.

>>2529700
He went on Talking Smack and demanded a rematch sans Gronk

He also bullied Bryan about having cheat days during a diet

>>2530185
You're retarded

This is now a /BIG POPPA POO/ thread

Indie midget fans GTFO

>>2528564
they caught it on the replay, though

>>2527765

Ulster is Irish you mongoloid.

>>2527628
4 yoo

>>2528351
Roman makes 3.5 million dollars

https://www.forbes.com/pictures/emdm45feegm/4-roman-reigns/#ad45401289c7

>>2527842
Who was in the wrong here?