WE WON SMACKCHADS
>say 4 words
>be eternally over
???
NEXT
>>2527057
Cena will bury him on his way to winning the title again.
The crowd was cool n shit.
>>2527045
BIG JAP NAK
>>2527057
he should give roman some lessons
>>2527057
Having hundreds of great matches and one in particular with the current best wrestler in the world who is on the same show will do that.
holy fuck I had no idea who Shinsuke was before tonight, but that theme makes him 10/10. Straight sounded like it was out of Nier Automata
>>2527057
BKOSSWTAS
>>2527070
Reddit detected
>born too late to see Hackenshmidt v Gotch
>born too early to see Robo Sting v Mecha Taker
>born on time to see Nakamura v BMJ
>doesn't speak English
>still cuts a better promo than the large lupine
really activates my almonds
I'm worried about Nakamura long term. They can't protect him with simple promos forever. Cena is going to tear him apart on the mic.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???
DIMESUKE DRAWAMURA
>>2527062
We need a second wall at the Canadian border. That's how they did 9.11
>ib4 Zayn hijacks a truck and drives it to the ring running over the other wrestlers in the process
Nakamura is not over, his music and entrance and name and mannerisms and charisma and moveset is over.
>>2527077
>sounded like it was out of Nier Automata
What the hell are you on?
>>2527064
>BMJ will face Nakameme in a match
good lord, my fucking dick is diamond hard
Loving that the smackdown bookers realize nak should be mostly silent and saved to be an attraction not doing much outside of big matches and easy going house shows.
All Nak has to do is Stone Cold people. Entrance, bow, say a line with a smile on his face, knee them unconscious, dance away. 2 weeks of this is weak.
even my dad just texted me "the monday show has a better lineup"
smackcucks btfo
Can we just talk about that Lana promo again
>>2527095
kek
>We could get AJ vs Shinsuke at Summerslam
>>2527095
I actually goggled.....well played.
>>2527103
glad to see the manchild apple doesn't fall far from the tree
AJ Styles is not over , his skill , entrance , name and charisma is over
>>2527103
>Crusiershits
>>2527105
man I forgot how hot she was
based RUSEV is livin the dream
>>2527095
It's almost like we don't know these wrestlers on a personal level. Sort of like Christians and god. They know everything about him, but don't know him.
>roid poo on talking smack
>>2527062
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>2527105
*porno
>KO going on Talking Smack
I like nakamura and all but if they want him to work they're gonna have to stop showing him every week on tv so he can stay special
>>2527045
I hope they keep this up with Nakameme. Keep teasing him having an actual match but people keep backing out like Dolph did.
Will get a huge reaction when he finally has a match and it will hopefully be against someone he can work a good match with. Just don't draw his actual in-ring debut out too long.
>>2527089
Damn it. That was good.
>Jinder on Talking Smack
>>2527103
like retard like retard.
>>2527083
retarded wwebabby detected
NICE TALKING SMACK TONIGHT
>>2527095
>Nakamura isn't over
>Nakamura that's actually over
Ok.
WE GET NEW DAY TOO RAM BTFO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKOFF NIG DAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SMACKDOWN LOST
>>2527103
>this missed opportunity for a "my walked in" joke about Nakamura and having him prefer when you were watching New day
>>2527077
>Solomon Crowe's first theme had an intro like he was a Persona boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUTFIgOkGic
Then they replaced it with a horrible one and he wasn't a good wrestler and his gimmick was shit but that is besides the point.
>>2527045
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW SMACKDOWN!
>New Day
Fuck
>HURR DURR MEMEXT CROWD, CRICKETS FOR NAKAMEME ON MAIN ROSTER
>Nakamura gets HUGE pop on debut
>HURR DURR POST MANIA SMARK CROWD
>Nakamura gets HUGE pop with a regular crowd
What kind of damage control will anti-smarks come up with next?
GODDAMN IT WE GOT THE NIG DAY INSTEAD OF THE CLUB
ITS FUCKING OVER
>Jinder on Talking Smack
ALLAH HILAYYAEAHEAH
>>2527105
CAN WE GET A FUCKING WEBM OF IT INSTEAD?
GODFUCKINGDAMMITNOTNEWGAY
>New Gay
Suddenly the Shining Stars don't seem so bad now
>>2527062
keked and saved
>New Day moving to Smackdown
HAHAHAHAHHA
Fuck this homosexual planet
>>2527100
>Nakamura named number one contender
>horns hit
>APPLEDOUGH
"I know exactly who you are, Shinsuke Nakamura, and I have great respect for you and what you've done...but until you beat me, you're just the number one contender by name. SO LETS DO IT!!!"
>New Day
we won, its over.
Is this Vince's way of burying xavier?
I WANT THE CLUB GOD DAMN IT
AND HERE I WAS THINKING I WAS SAFE WATCHING SMACKDOWN LIVE WITH MY DAD.
BASED WE GOT THE NEW GAY
>>2527127
Can't wait to hear all about Jinder's """ALL NATTY""" diet
>New Day
Kind of surprised 2bh. I know there were rumors but shit.
ITS THE NEW DAY
BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why the hell is JBL not bullying Bryan Fagston?
FUCK THE NEW GAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JBL is so clearly overcompensating with the niceness to Byron.
FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
Whos Ready for New day to win the Smack Championships and break their own record
Byron was talking about heroin?
>NEW DAY
That's it. SDL lost.
I'm out of here. I can't take this shit any more.
>>2527142
What is the source of this meme?
>The Meme day to Smackdown
Well, atleast I'll have a pissbreak now,
>>2527154
That's probably what them moving shows is.
Seriously New Day is fucking shit. Get them off my Smackdown.
>>2527152
I just want Cena to wear zubaz again.
>>2527136
dad walk in anon is an artist, i'm not about to attempt his craft
THE CLUB IS COMING!!!'
TOO SWEET ME
>>2527123
I could see this working if someone like KO finally decides to have a match with him.
Gotta save AJ for Summer Slam or Wrestlemania
>>2527164
This
My dad walked in during the New day promo
>>2527162
Because his alpha-ness pissed off the Redditors and they wrote him mean tweets.
>NEW GAY FUCKS
Easily the worst SDL pickup.
I'll take New Day over Enzo and Cass
>>2527178
Why the FUCK are Gallows and Anderson still on Raw
ALLAHU AKBAR
new day on SDLive is a great thing for upupdowndown
As the cherry on top, smackdownies are given the Cuck Day
My wife's son loves it!
It's not even worth wasting 3 hours on Raw. Most of the best talent is on Smackdown. I'll check out the WWE youtube channel for Raw highlights for highlights.
>underdog from the underground
What terrorist cell is that?
>>2527131
>no miz
>no bliss
gg smack
BASED ALONE AWOOOO
*Skanks towards bingo hall*
NO REACTION MUSLIM
>>2527186
thats true. rather have new day any day over enzo and cass
>>2527178
I don't believe you, but I've never turned down a good /2sweetskie/
>>2527165
STOP VIOLATING ANZU GODDAMNIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#1 threat to the united States
Whos gonna be the last surprise of the night?
Is he from Kansas city kansas or Kansas City Missouri?
>THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE NIGHT!
>>2527186
nah
Did AJ just 2sweet himself?
If 9/11 wins I will actually cry
THEY
AJ STYRU
>Gay Cops and New Day
Anon's Dad is going to love this
>>2527178
SAVE US GOOD BROTHERS
okay. How is this going to be shenaniganed?
Based Greg Hamilton and his AJ's intro
>>2527172
Are you serious?
>>2527129
Based Big Dog continues to Work The Smarks
>Finn Balor suffered a concussion on last night's "Superstar Shakeup" edition of WWE RAW from Long Island, according to PWInsider.
>The injury came when he took the stiff forearm shot from Jinder Mahal during their match, as seen below. Fans have been tweeting negative comments to Mahal since the match happened last night. It was Balor's first singles match on WWE television, although he worked singles matches against Mahal at live events last month.
>No word yet on how long Balor might be out but we will keep you updated.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
RAM BTFO
NOBODY BREAKING THIS REDNECK
>>2527200
i love this post
>I take "rivalry" between two shows from the same company seriously.
>>2527205
Anlewd is a BBC slut
>Cutting out the motorcycle intro from Corbin's music
>>2527209
They used to say missouri but they want those kansas fans?
i dont know why they stopped lmao they're retarded
OHHHHHHHHHHHH /ASP/ DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR BETTER BRAND AND FEEL THE POWER!!!!!
>>2527178
*2sweet in sadness
>instead of getting based Club we get /mlp/ incarnate
>>2527172
/sp/ Pardon the Interruption. Are you new?
Raw has ambrose. Smackdown didn't need to get anybody to win.
>>2527213
This is top tier photoshop
>>2527223
BASED JINDER
>>2527173
>new gay
>puerto rican tourists
>poo
>sin cara
>tamina
How much are you drinking to warrant that many piss breaks in two hours?
>>2527213
DONT
>>2527223
Snakebit mofo lmao
>>2527208
>BBD
>Brock
>Braun
It's going to be one of them.
GUESS WHICH ONE
>>2527223
>and then Jinder got sent to Smackdown instead of being fired outright
This fucking company
My gf shouts at me if I dont eat her ass but it always tastes so dirty, what should I do?
>>2527213
DON'T WANT NUN
WE DID IT SMACKLADS. 4 STAR TRIPLE THREAT MATCH COMING UP NEXT.
RAMTISTS, NAME ONE GOOD MATCH FROM LAST NIGHT'S RAM
>>2527213
now photo shop RAM onto a shitty beer
>>2527223
Finn literally cannot take a bump without getting injured.
>>2527208
Shelton Benjamin
>>2527226
>seriously
its all in good fun
2sweet me /smack/lad!
>>2527226
This
>>2527223
Can't hinder the Jinder
>>2527234
We could have had any other fucking tag team from RAM. Instead, we get gutted, and now we have fucking SHINING STARS and New gay. It's like they hate the fucking Smackdown tag division
What's the point of having aj as a heel when he gets the biggest pop in the company outside of maybe Lesnar and Bryan. No really.
>>2527223
MADE OF GLASS
OOOOOOOOOOOH SON
DON'T YOUR DARE BE GAY , DON'T FAP AND FEEL THE POWER!
IT'S ANON'S DAD YES IT IS
>Post YFW the club interferes and wins it for BMAJ
>>2527249
Vince probably has a hard on for him tbqh
>>2527223
BASED BIG POPPA POO
>>2527260
Finn just can't Win
>>2527253
here you go
>>2527208
BEEG
I just got in who's arriving to SD Love asp?
>>2527223
that nigga made of glass
>>2527262
anon he turned face last week
>>2527262
Who says he's a heel?
I thought he pretty much turned in the post-Mania SD.
>>2527223
The forearm that saved wrestling?
>>2527257
this,
here you go good brother
>>2527223
Based Jinder
>>2527263
This, all it has done is guarantee he won't hold a belt for at least a year...
>anime commercial
>USA
>SD Live
Jesus...
>>2527226
I shit post for both sides. It's just fun posting. Don't take the internet seriously.
>mfw Braun comes down and destroys everyone
Club and Enzo and Cass won't be happening
We already got the shining stars and the new day
>>2527223
>Finn shows up to RAW next Monday
>TLC match with Samoa Joe
>>2527200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4QAK_a0QY
>>2527208
The Club.
>>2527223
Gift that keeps on giving.
>>2527223
The day wrestling was saved
PLAY THE LANA PROMO AGAIN YOU FUCKS
ANGRY DAB MAN
>>2527223
BASED HARDBODY MAHAL
JOHN CENA TO RAM!¡!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
>>2527255
That would be "GOLDEN?"
I'll see myself out
>>2527208
BROKEN Matt Hardy
We got KKKO, Big Poppa Poo, Puerto Rican scam artists, Nak, Lil Rick, sleepy cab driver, Dancing black guys, BASED Ru, angry beaner and LANA. We dumped ambrose, avoided Seth, kept AJ and BMJ. The Miz and Bliss are the only real losses here.
>>2527249
>hindering based jinder
>not promoting him to the a-show
GTFO
EVIL DAB
>>2527250
Keep wetwipes near the bed and using one finger with a wet wipe pretend your finger is your tounge for the first little bit until you are satisfied its clean enough for you. This is good advice for anyone who. messes with fat girls
>>2527252
Not a Rawtist, but Dean vs KO was pretty good and the Hardys glorified squash match was pretty fun too. But yeah this Main Event is guaranteed to be better then KO vs Dean.
>>2527282
What anime?
>trying to turn heel
>wearing a shirt of himself dabbing
>>2527302
Big Boy Harold could tip that ice cream truck by himself
>>2527285
>mfw Braun flips the ring
>>2527243
Enough to get me past the segments...
still need one more superstar to complete the shakeup, who's it gonna be?
>>2527311
snk
>>2527311
Attack on Shitan
>>2527318
WEEEEEELLL....
>>2527318
Stephanie McMahon
Where's Harper?
Can AJ get a 5* match out of Corbin?
>>2527302
kek
>>2527321
>>2527320
Terrible.
Zayn used to pretend to be a luchadore, right?
Is this going to be another Baron dominates two guys they team then end of days then a finisher on Baron and pin the other guy?
Is Styles now a face? Fucking nice
MUH DICK CALLED ME A FAGGOT
AJ's kip-up Hurracanrana has to be my favorite move ever
>>2527325
actions speak louder than announcer words.
>>2527312
seems to do the trick
Corbin's obvious angle is "hardcore asshole". Why are they trying to book him as a "big guy/monster"?
>>2527318
Nah we done.
Raw got 10 guys, Smackdown got 11 (because New Day is 3 members).
>>2527334
Styles is whatever he wants to be
>zayn getting audible cheers
>>2527331
Two different guys plus the masked luchadore is dead in a ditch somewhere in Mexico.
Is the crowd actually chanting for Zayne? Wtf am i in the twilight zone?
>>2527326
(AJ + Corbin = 6*) + Zayn =2.5*
BASED LONE WOLF LOOKING STRONG
>>2527321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJtqd_tdTJI
>>2527223
WTF? I love Jinder now.
>>2527331
Yep, El Generico.
Dad bod Zayn seriously needs a shirt or to travel with Jinder.
Did zayn vs aj 1 on 1 happen yet? I feel like they could put on a pretty good match
>>2527342
this tbqhwyf
.
Harper interference when?
>>2527351
Based Big Poppa Poo already making an impact.
>>2527352
How much are you willing to bet that he'll be allowed to do this on Smackdown?
>>2527343
riding the nakamura chant hype
>Some literal Muslim touching the based Christian Uncle Alan.
Where are the good brothers when you need them?
>>2527334
Styles has been the face that runs the place for months
>>2527223
Finn is literally Mr. Glass. Just drop le demon gimmick now.
>>2527362
I sure hope so senpai
>>2527359
https://youtu.be/yuykOWLNI4E
>>2527337
Just goes to show how much they half ass things. As if we needed further proof.
>>2527320
Everytime I see SNK I always think of the video game company, and that makes me sad.
>>2527362
>Sami gets fired in kayfabe
>Returns as yet another Sin Cara
>>2527373
I DO WHAT I WANT
>>2527223
>>2527223
The man is cursed, I blame gypsy's.
Is Corbin always billed this strong?
>SHUT UP
>I DO WHAT I WANT
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>2527386
Man, they sure dropped that angle fast
no you shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4jHoCq6aOM
>>2527318
THE YETAAAAAY
Corbin has some pretty gay looking tattoos
Shut up mom its just a phase
roman to smackdown confirmed.
rawbabs SEETHING
JBL is so gay for Corbin.
>>2527376
Might not have to put up with that soon. Hear SNK is flopping in sales.
Who ready for the wwe draft after Summerslam
>>2527318
The Drifter
Corbin is awesome, but he's not Braun.
>>2527392
His year of being the winner of the andre the giant battle royal is over, he can now actually progress his career
>>2527397
Awwww he's our guy~ awooooo~
>>2527406
A literal Minion tattoo on his foot
>tfw Bork Laser shows up
>THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2527412
Drifter needs to not be branded. That would ruin his gimmick. He should just show up somewhere for no reason
>>2527404
this is very good
AJ has the club logo on this pants
Is there still hope?
jesus sami was like an inch away from killing corbin with that suplex
>>2527392
Lame attempt by Cuckdown to book this lanklet like Braun.
>>2527398
I think harp should keep the greasy bayou gimmick since bray is basically some witchcraft faggot now.
>>2527396
10 fag btfo
RIP Corbin, fucking spiked.
Corbin can work the ring
HEY /asp/
>>2527408
>no Hardcore title
That was so much better than that "Perfect 10" shit
>a fucking Rainmaker
>>2527421
I agree. Just random shows. Show up, sing like shit, destroy somebody, leave.
STAN HANSEN USED A LARIAT FUCK YOU JBL
>even if he loses BMAJ gets to go fuck Becky after the show
>after tonight it will be Becky and CharGOAT
How can one man be so based?
>AJ using the tye breaker
thread is dead
>>2527431
Shut up
USHIGOROSHI
beautiful. Like fucking poetry.
>>2527426
He did, he walks around in some shack with a bunch of old incandescent light bulbs, tapping on them, and waxing poetic about Bray.
>>2527439
Jbl was just trying to get the other two to acknowledge his clothesline
>>2527386
That guy standing up in the sheep mask is the best part
corbin needs to lose a hair vs. hair match asap
>>2527444
MAMA MIA
>that blue thunder bomb
SOON
is this the BRAINBUSTAAAAH?
Has Zane literally EVER won a match with the thunder bomb?
Match of the week tbqh
>>2527444
I can still hear him calling it.
Feels bad man.
>Smackdown ends with Sami winning clean and no surprise appearance
>>2527461
>>2527454
If they get close, just hit em with the shampoo
>>2527409
Replying to my own post, but JBL IS SOOOOOOO GAY for Corbin. There isn't a match where JBL hasn't absolutely adored and worshiped Corbin.
Deep 6 looked pretty cool
Lots of spinning going on
>>2527431
SAY THAT TO MY FACE
AND I'LL KNOCK YOUR TEETH
DOWN YOUR THROAT
>>2527457
Not that I can remember
LISTMAN INCOMING
You gotta admit it Sami is doing great job there, honestly I'm glad he is finally on SD Live so he is going to be booked right.
>>2527432
Mass Effect Andromeda looks terrible.
>That hyped as fuck kid they keep showing
I like that. Future Internet shitposter.
>>2527457
It's not his finisher so no he hasn't.
>DVR is ready
>DVR
>RVD
THE LORE
>>2527473
Do you know what happens to people who say the Listman is here and he isn't really here!!??
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
>>2527476
Didn't RAW constantly put him against heavyweights like Braun and Rusev?
fucking lol I love this sequence.
Based AJ keeps drawing dimes
10/10 match
What's the difference from the beluga kick and the kicks he did before that?
ISLAM BTFO'D BY AMERICA ONCE AGAIN
BASED
MACK
TRUCK
>>2527488
its the only way they know how to book a babyface
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN
8/10
I WANT AJ STYLES TO WIN BUT I DON'T WANT HIM GOING AFTER THE FUCKING US TITLE. FUCK YOU WWE
Fuck that was a good match
The right man won
>>2527490
Not at all. He's more in shape, moves quicker, and keeps a cleaner appearance.
>TFW BMAJ will make the US title mean something again
SmA+ck Wins again
>>2527491
>this
but i worry about him slipping on that fucking rope one day
BASED BMAJ
Based Styles
Still should be way above US tier
sami might actually be ok on smackdown lads
Great match, based AJ.
Who even needs the Miz?
What the fuck was that thing by the ring apron?
>>2527494
>beluga kick
Kek
Fucking awesome match
8/10 smack
>>2527494
running momentum
>>2527504
AJ will
AJ BTFO back to the midcard.
Will never be the guy.
AJ is too damn based
>you now realize they are fast tracking AJ to grand slam
Hyped for the inevitable AJ vs RuRu feud for the US Title
>no based big dog
P1
>>2527478
Looks can be deceiving
But in this case they're not.
>Bork not on Smackdown
Good match
SDL wins
>>2527508
go away zayn,no one likes you
>>2527515
A manlet brough kick
BASED AJ GETTING ANOTHER GOOD MATCH OUT OF SHIT-TIER WRESTLERS
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>2527511
Exactly
no harper
no show
-5/5
>>2527508
Sammi is never ok he sucks and its best to just get rid of him altogether.
CHRISLEY'S MOM BURIED
FUCKING HELL. AJ DESERVES THE WWE TITLE, NOT THE US TITLE. FUCKING WWE. FUCK YOU WWE!!!
to be honest that was a pretty good match.
>>2527505
He's already done it, he readjusted mid leap and did a cross body. The man is a technician
>literally no major trades other than Charlotte
>>2527522
Lmaooo
>>2527503
yeah he could almost pull off one of those alpha special ops bearded guy kinda look. he is getting into real good shape.
think the dude really wants it
Smackdown has a midcard!
and based AJ as top face
CHRISLEY KNOWS BEST THREAD STARTS NOW
>>2527536
why not both?
>>2527517
AJ (like Cena with the U.S. Title) will make it main event status.
>>2527518
This is the continuing theme of Smack for the next several months, lads.
gn
>>2527546
who /basedchase/ here?
BASED GRIZZLY CHRISLEY WORKING HIS MOTHER
>>2527546
I'M GOING TO MARRY SAVANNAH!
CAUSE THIS IS WAR
>>2527563
NOT IF I MARRY HER FIRST, ASSHOLE!
isn't the US belt something too small for styles?
i mean i thought styles was gonna challenge against Orton or something.
>>2527572
Even Shawn Michaels had the European championship
>>2527493
I wish he had kept the headband.
>>2527563
Hnnng
>>2527581
He had the WWF title at the same time not the same.
Where were you when based Chrisley buried his whole family?
>>2527588
Last time you worked her, this happened. She's to delicate to be worked in a rough way
>>2527603
Fuck you' it's all about Chrisley
>Savannah has more MMA background than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFis5OcksnA
should I just straight up start a Chrisley Knows Best thread?
>it's a savannah drives like shit episode
needs a chase and token black friend side plot 2bh
>>2527611
DELETE THIS
>>2527626
i'd say yes, but i'm watching talking smack now.
or is it 205 first? i cant keep up w this shit.
actually just bed.
goodnight based chase
>>2527626
Yes
Julie's not that bad tbqh. She has a nice ass
>>2527652
Smackdown ended now it's 205
>>2527665
Is the guy on that tv show gay
>>2527665
God, I love those cute wedges
>>2527670
CHRISLEY THREAD HERE
>>2527352
he should have kept that masked luchador gimmick
I don't really like his actual ginger muslim gimmick