Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2526639
First for RuRu
>>2526639
We did it senpai
>>2526639
i hate aiden english.
i hope that pale balding no talent fuck gets fired.
No Asuka :(
Can someone hook me up with a stream?
>>2526644
this
Based Simon Botcch
Based Ruru
>tfw no English/Sandow tag team
>>2526644
>AIDS > Babies
correct
>BASED QUEEN
>RURU&LANA
bretty good smackbros.
who else is left?
SMACK GETS ANAL
If we get the Club and Enzo and cass we've officially won
>>2526668
>Ugly gook
So does Raw have a wo,new tourna,net now?
>>2526639
He's a trash fuckboi
Is Barret still dead?
Will be cheering for THE ARTISTE from now on.
hey tye has some charisma
>>2526680
Give him a few months to get fired.
I unironically enjoy Aiden's original singing gimmick
WHO /MACHKA/ HERE?!
>>2526644
this desu
>aidan english gets more heat than the top heels
>less heat than the top faces though
What a weird world to live in
where the fuck is nakameme it's all i'm watching for
LELAND GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT RING
>>2526665
He'll be out in the next spring cleaning
No need for more unentertaining jobbers
NEVER DOUBT SMACKDOWN
Smack was looking to be in pretty bad shape but Charles and RuRu helped salvage things a bit
>>2526644
FUCK OFF TO YOUR NJPW THREAD KENNY
>>2526689
he was released ages ago.
Raw got eleven people and smackdown currently has nine. Who does /asp/ think the final two will be.
>Tye Breaker
Isn't that one of BMAJ's transitional moves?
> Aiden English will never get a Bill "The Butcher" Cutting gimmick
>>2526639
i got you senpai
How long until people stop giving a fuck about le 10 man.
>finisher is a normal AJ move.
>>2526670
please respond
I honestly feel bad for smackdownies at this point
>fat Owens
>two terrorists
>fridge
>Shining Stars
>losing based Miz
>losing Bliss
How can one show get so buried?
Damn Tye has big ears
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HAMMER KNEES GOOK
I ONLY WATCH FOR HIM AND BMAJ
It was AJ's move
>>2526694
Lads
>his entire gimmick is the number 10
>>2526644
>>2526689
There's talk of him coming back though
>>2526670
http://www.wrestlng.com/watch-wwe-smackdown-live-41117/
It was embarrassing when Shane starting going on and on about Rick Flair to put over Charlotte. At this point she shouldn't need daddy to lean on. Charlotte's star power should stand on it's own.
Reminder that the most exciting part of RAW yesterday was AJ not showing up
>>2526706
Yeah. But BMAJ hits it on the neck, Tye's is on the back
>>2526709
Not long at all but now that you mention it, aj probably won't be using that as a signature anymore
>>2526689
Nah.
>>2526693
The Artiste was entertaining and comical as fuck on NXT. I don't think they have amount patience to let or grow on Smack though which is a god damn shame
BASED PROMO
rumor is lana aint coming
>>2526695
BASED AJ VIDEO PACKAGE
>>2526712
>>losing Bliss
LITERALLY
WHO
CARES
ABOUT WOMEN'S WRESTLING
???????????????????????
YOU FAT NECKBEARDS ACTUALLY ACT LIKE THEY CONTRIBUTE TO THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
THEY ARE A LITERAL PISS BREAK
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PISS BREAK
>>2526670
0a58e5a154cf3097f6eca5387b28e7776e43b1cc
>>2526694
hopefully him and aj have a year long feud to keep smackdown watchable
>>2526712
sad
>>2526644
Finn please.
>tfw legit sad that Rusev is going to smackdown and 90% of the time I forget smackdown is even on
>>2526727
So BMAJ's attack is more devastating.
I don't understand the deal with the 10-man
I'm just gonna trust Smackdown to make it work.
>>2526695
this confuses me sexually
boypussy is just an anus, girls have an anus
why not just get a girl close your eyes and fuck her ass?
>>2526693
as do I
>english will never walk to the ring with a skull while he quotes macbeth
>>2526707
Fuck...that's genius
>>2526737
>sperging out this hard
Cringe
future top babyface AJ Styles
just turn Orton heel already
>>2526737
u gay son
Kind of sucks that as soon as we see English is going solo, everyone immediately starts thinking of who he can tag with next
>>2526743
Of course. What the hell do you expect from a guy whose gimmick is the number 10
Why is he so perfect?
>>2526722
He made out of glass. What would he do?
Who is Nakamura feuding with?
>based fatfuck
>ruru
>aj retained against all odds
Smackdown wins yet again
>>2526722
Fake News Barrett would be so over right now
WHERES NAKAMURA
>>2526719
Just go ahead and give him the bounty hunter gimmick. He's not fooling anyone, we know it's you Leland
>>2526724
It's ENTERTAINMENT. None of the titles mean shit Brett.
She should ride in limos and jets, do videos of her shopping and partying with celebrities. STYLE AND PROFILE DAMMIT
>>2526744
He's basically a CAW with a chant
He can be molded into whatever the plot needs him to be
>>2526712
As long as AJ and Nakamura are on SD were good. Sucks we lost Bliss though.
Chrisley on Smack when?
>>2526720
This just proves men are even better at being women than women.
>>2526744
It's like the YES chant from Bryan.
>>2526737
Based QUEEN and Bex are legit gonna do good things on SDL, though. Just sayin.
>>2526729
>stuck sneaking into college parties to pick up 220lb womanlets
Nah, he's dead.
>>2526750
He could come out preaching about being a true American, and all immigrants beings garbage and not worthy of this country.
>>2526758
he'll interrupt some heel probably
If Smackdown actually builds up these guys that are coming in, I'm all for these trades.
>>2526761
Back at the bingo halls where he belongs
BMAJ, Big Jap Nak, Based Fatass, Based RuRu, The Perfect Ten
Can these brave 5 men carry an entire brand? I'm praying for it me fellow Smackchads.
>>2526729
>a british man drinking a corona
thats just asinine
>>2526691
He has a shit gimmick and needs to switch that up fast before he's jobbing to guys like english
>>2526764
actually his gimmick is that he's a perfect 10, or at least that was what it was in NXT before the meme chant started
>>2526758
The Driftor
Owens for Deano
Rusev for Bray
??? for Miz
Charlotte for Bliss
those are the big moves so far, so who will be the RAM mover that costs AJ the #1 contendership?
So wait, if Sin Cara is on Smackdown
Is he out of the Cruiserweight Division?
>>2526778
>forgets about BMJ
baka
>>2526778
Ska man and big banter will help
>>2526712
yeah but we dont have dean ambrose so it's worth it
>>2526709
>How long until people stop giving a fuck about le 10 man.
I didn't even like him in NXT. It's one of those lame gimmicks that can only last on NXT. The fans will forget about him in a month on the main roster.
>>2526781
It was when he was a heel
But it doesn't really make sense as babyface
>I care about which women are on what roster
>>2526785
they dont care
>>2526718
Ruru is a lucky man.
>>2526756
>cock outline in that pic
W E W
>>2526784
MAMMA MIAA!!
>>2526785
looks like it
HOLY FUCK LANA
>>2526783
The good brothers are going to come in and give him the win
>LANA
oh my god
HORY SHET DAT PROMO
My dick is listening.
Oshit LANA CONFIRMED RAM BTFO
>>2526786
BMJ is part-time tho. BMAJ and friends gotta carry the weight full-time.
>>2526760
He could team with Austin Aries as some kind of wacky News team
>Lana
MUH DICK
ITS OVER
SMACKDOWN FUCKING WINS
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>Separating Rusev and Lana
Fuck you Vince
MUH
U
H
WE GET LANA
MY DICK
>THOSE SHOTS OF LANA
MY FUCKING DICK
god bless lana
DIVAS ARE BACK BAYBAY
what? Is Lana getting a solo run?
MUH DIIKKK
>>2526779
It was a Halloween party. He was invited by Drew Galloway and his wife. I was dating her sister at the time.
HOLY SHIT WHAT DID WE JUST SEE???
>smackdown will literally have AJ vs Nakamura
>rawtists actually think this isn't an automatic Win
>>2526785
He's been out of the CW Division for the longest. The reason was that he gained weight
>Emmalina 2.0
Do you guys really trust WWE?
>coming soon
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
BASED LANA WORKING MY DICK INTO A SHOOT
DAT LANA
DIK STATUS: MUH
SMACK WINS AGAIN
WE WON LADS
MY DICK
MACHKA
>>2526722
>There's talk of him coming back though
No there isn't. Only smarks like you who like to start shit up think this. He's said numerous times he's done.
>nakamura is feuding with ziggler
L
A
N
ANAL
Mama Mia
>>2526744
It took him 10 years to reach the main roster after his initial WWE signing
LOL ZIG STILL ON SMACK
NOBODY CARES
anal
>>2526758
The English language
>ziggler is still a thing
>>2526778
smackdown is great at developing talent. they will build the lower carders into good stuff.
the only addition i would like is Goldust.
the mojo vs jinder feud is also looking good.
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZiggler
Goddamn Smackdown stop it RAM is already dead.
yeah smack just won
>>2526811
rusev is on smackdown
>dolph is staying
can't win them all
>I'm stayin right here on Smackdown Live
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Losing Ambrose, Miz, Bray, and Bliss, Smackdown lost their best mic workers but got superior ring workers.
NAKAMEME INCOMING
what happened to the other vaudevillain?
based Lana
Adolph please
>Where's Dolph Ziggler going?
Who?
he's literally joking about how irrelevant he is
I like Lana, but the amount of lipstick she had on in that promo was repulsive
>LANA
>>2526827
AAAAANNNDDD straight into the fap folder.
NAKA INCOMING
What the fuck happened to Shelton Benjamin
HERE COMES MEME MAN
>Nakamura
>not me
This is where Asuka debuts, right?
nakamura incoming
>>2526850
this
>zigshit
BASED JAP NAK RAM BTFO
NAKAMURA
A
K
A
M
U
R
A
>>2526851
fired/released
NAKA
MEME
Ziggler: When you need someone to job to the upcoming guy on Smackdown.
>BIGGER POP THAN ORTON
WHO SAID NAKAGOAT COULDNT DRAW?
Broken English promo coming right up.
BASED DOLPH
inb4 Nakamura's entire Smackdown gimmick is just interrupting shit promos and leaving again
WHY DOES HE DANCE LIKE THAT??
cringe
NAKAMEME
>>2526851
JBL raped him to death in the showers, there was a big coverup and everything.
Wait, did I miss something with Lana?
NIP JAGGER
cringe
BASED GOOK
>>2526860
>What the fuck happened to Shelton Benjamin
I need to see Shelton vs. AJ
>tfw I own that shirt Dolph is wearing
looks like I know what Im wearing to work tomorrow!
Le Parkinsons gook
mememura
Nak vs zig will literally be a match of the year contender lads
>>2526860
this
>was feuding with a Mexican
>Naka gets thrown to be his new storyline
???
>>2526851
Dude got fired a few weeks ago
NAKAMEME
>>2526869
which one got beat up?
>>2526872
And to think he only used to have to job to the Miz
He has a heavy load now
>>2526822
and possible sami vs naka
BASED GOOK OF BEING ETERNALLY OVER
Ziggler is right. It's not as loud as last week.
>>2526877
Tourette's
>>2526872
i truly believe Dolph's biggest weakness is that he sells his opponents better than anyone else.
Is his gimmick to stop other people promos?
BKOSSWTAS
Is he already wearing his mouth guard?
>>2526887
I don't think that's allowed at McDonalds
He's like a real life Jojo character
>No Violin
WHY
BKOSSWTS
>>2526884
Hi Dolph
>dolph selling gook strong style
lmao
>>2526860
he got injured
He's got Y2J's debut raging faggot gimmick.
>>2526860
He got injured, waiting for recovery right now I think
So can someone tell me whats nakamemes gimmick? is it epileptic seizures or something?
BKOSS IS ON SMACK
post yfw they said Nakamura wouldn't be over on the main roster.
STRONGU STYRU
>nakameme - ziggler feud
the state of smackdownies
>>2526895
gotch
BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP BASED SPASTIC JAP
We lost fellow rawtist
>>2526860
he had surgery because he was injured before he signed (yet they promoted his debut anyway) IIRC he's almost ready to go now so maybe he'll end up on SMACK
NAKAMEME OVER AS FUCK
>>2526907
>nigga legit doesnt even need to say anything
>>2526910
Save it for the PPVs.
>tfw full orchestra at WM34
>>2526918
I don't know he never talks
I'm surprised Nakamura is taller than Ziggs 2bh
>crowd talks for nakamura
this actually works
>>2526918
Marks thinking people need gimmicks
SMILING BLACK MAN GIMMICK MODIFIED TO SMILING JAP MAN IN KARATE GI THATS RED
DORFUH ZIGGURUH SAN IS MOST DISONARABUH DESU
this is gay
this is awful
>look me in the eyes, you slant eyed yellow rat
whoa calm down Dolph
damn crowd is LIT
LE DANCIN CHINA MAN DOESN'T TALK
this is Daniel Bryan levels of over
>>2526849
Bray and Dean are main event flops and are shit in the ring most of the time.
Bliss is so fucking overrated by a small but vocal group of virgins. She can't wrestle and has basic cunty blonde heel promo skills. SDL has the best female wrestler, Charlotte, now and Lana for T&A.
Miz is a legit loss. He was having the best run of his career on SDL.
BASED SPASTIC JAP
BASED REDNECK
BASED SNEK
BASEDOWN GOING TO DRAW THE BIG DIMES LADS
>>2526907
DAMN
>>2526918
Japanese Michael Jackson/Prince
This jap is gay
>>2526909
NANI?
>>2526932
Nak is 6'1 or 6'3 I think
Based ziggler putting literal whos in their place
>This big pop
/asp/ btfo by based jap
DROPPED
All he should ever say is INDEED
What's with his weird standing and facial expressions?
This is like that Roman promo on Raw except everyone loves Naka
Bros, can someone please give me a recap. I was busy visiting my gf's dad (who's ill) and I missed the entire show. I wouldn't bother but the shakeup is a bit exciting.
HE TALKS
jesus Nakamura is fucking OVER
Who is this JoJo character?
>>2526946
JESUS WHO IS THAT
OMG CRINGE!!!!!!
Is Nakamura meant to be gay?
>can barely speak english
>lets have him talk with a mouth guard in
KISAMA
>>2526918
Good theme music
Maybe if he took the fucking mouthguard out when he talked it wouldn't be so bad sometimes
>>2526909
We have memed too far
>this entire segment
Cringe
pls help guise. this is too much cringe. raw finally wins
>>2526950
>not Freddie Mercury
cringe.
>Did Vince just pair me with a literal retard? Am I being ribbed?
say something about strong style and hit him
>>2526932
he has those shoes that iron man wears
>giving the mic to mememora
CRINGE INCOMING
Why does this jap and the cruiserweight jap THE Brian Kendrick brought on Raw wear mouthguards?
Wow he was able to memorize how to say do you want to know who i am properly, frankly I'm impressed
>I'm not a fan of BASED Spastic Jap
Is ziggler a manlet?
>Not having his gimmick be entering the ring doing nothing and leaving the ring until a PPV
Next Wrestlemania is AJ Styles vs Nakamura
emulating Wrestle Kingdom
CAN YOU HANDLE THAT
fuck i have such an intense seething hatred for this jap already
>>2526965
He's got a Current Year gimmick of some sort.
BASED SPASTIC JAP
I think of this guy when I hear Shinsuke Talk
looks like a villain from a Suda51 video game
>>2526965
he's based on a jojo character, so yes
>>2526976
Ziggler isn't that bad, definitely not retarded
Not going to lie...
Smackdown is now must see shit.
Owens, Rusev, charlotte, zayn, ziggler, Shinske, AJ..
big pick ups..
I think Enzo and Cas are coming too
IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
2 FUCKING WEEKS AND HE HASN'T KICKED ANYBODY YET FUCK THIS COMPANY
Better than Becky speaking tbqh
KEK HIS FACE WHEN HOLDING DOLPHS LEG
>tfw Naka cant barley speak english but cuts a better promo than Roman
>>2526981
To not fuck up their teeth. Angle did it too
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
>>2526976
Damn this guy needs a manager
what's Paul up to
>shinsuke's stand appears and punches a hole in dolph
SHINE KAKYOIN
>asp is going to say Nakamura isn't over
do you ever get tired of lying asp?
>>2526976
My sides.
>Do you wanna go right now?
>Leaves the ring
>>2526983
ok actual for real honest question what is this pic from, I feel retarded for not knowing it since I see it all the time
BASED NAKAMEME
>>2526965
He's transitioning so he can fued with asuka
>>2526997
pls let the gabagools bros get the titles
>>2527004
KEK
>>2526995
really ? who ?
>DOLPH BURIED BY MUSIC
we got nakamura and BMAJ smack has a 6+ star match guaranteed for mania
>he didnt even have to do a move either
How come Adolf ziggler only feuds with minorities?
>>2526997
>Zayn
mauro would have legit died via erection had he been here for nakameme-a
>>2526985
That's exactly what his matches are outside PPV though.
I have actually never cringed as hard as when Nakamura is on the screen
>>2526996
kek
speaking of japs hows kenta doing?
>>2526981
some people wear em in japan cause they work super stiff so i guess theyre just used to it. AJ wore won in Japan too
Next Wrestlemania is AJ Styles vs Nakamura
emulating Wrestle Kingdom
>>2526963
judging from the hairline its Sasha
>Nakamura isnt over
can the false flaggers be more dense?
>>2526981
Less chance of concussion when they are working themselves into a shoot in Japan.
>>2526966
Brilliant booking. I didn't understand a word he said.
>>2527021
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS???
>>2527009
Dear god no. No one wants hear Paul Jewman saying Shinsuke Nakameme and then talking about his client Brock Lesnar for 12 minutes.
Who was the last Asian on the main roster?
BASED SOLITARY LUPUS
>>2526987
i saw him at a nxt show, and still don't get it.
>cant talk
>still more over than cena
jesus christ
Dangerous striker is a much better tagline than king of strong style. I know kayfabe is dead but let's not desecrate its grave.
>>2527013
This is a modern heel now. Vince is convinced every single heel has to be a coward now which is part of why everyone hates wrestling.
>>2527028
Why? His gimmick is he can do whatever he wants but it's cool. Sort of like how people accept that Undertaker is dead.
>>2527051
Only until Cena buries him...
>>2526987
Lol, everyone point and laugh at this fag
>>2527046
Last relevant asian would probably be Batista
>>2527019
>>2527046
Does Tajiri or Tozawa count?
If not, Yoshi Tatsu.
>>2527046
probably gail
>>2527042
Mania, so one year
>>2527011
Meme chants don't mean someone is over. Let's see if he can move merchandise.
>>2527014
Pardon The interruption
>>2527046
Batista
>>2527004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCsLO1OMWo
>>2526965
Just autistic.
>>2527023
>Adolf ziggler
Anons please tell me I didn't miss Lana
>>2527067
>Let's see if he can move merchandise.
He has you fucking retard. You're acting like he JUST showed up in WWE.
>>2527042
Summerslam
>>2527046
Batista
>>2527090
It was just a video package brother
>>2527046
Samoans are Asian genetically and culturally
>>2527097
Fucking saved
>>2527046
AJ Lee?
>>2527092
Come on, man, keep up with the memes.
>>2527097
my sides
>>2527111
>culturally
lmao
They have nothing in common. Polynesian culture is unique
>>2527125
latina
>new day and time share merchants
>no baldies
>Zzzzzzzzzayne
>>2527193
>my gimmick is i like ska
corbin just needs to give up and shave his head
>>2526665
Nah, if anything he'll go back to NXT. Vince will keep him around because he's married to Eddy's daughter. He kept Vicki around after he passed and will kept him around just the same.