An athletic muslim Larry David
Beating Miz until he's credible enough to be fed to Strowman again.
Happy car racer.
He's a Canadian.
He's just happy being here maggle
>>2522955
eternal underdog who's over with the crowd but he's just there to be put over bigger and stronger wrestlers.
hero for liberal cucks
Uber driver.
>>2522964
That's gimmick infringement, bud.
>>2522972
Based Trump working Sami Zayn into a shoot
autism
Any Sami Zayn fan cringe?
Refugee
homosexual numale muslim refugee cab driver
pretty much the perfect smark babyface
>>2522955
Being the antithesis to all things anti-smark.
So basically being the GOAT
>>2522972
That was fucking shit, but here he was based squashing that dumb murican whale
https://twitter.com/iLikeSamiZayn/status/849810212571754496
Dad bod Muslim SJW cabbie fighting for tolerance of his oppressive backwards religion of intolerance.
>>2523979
Sami literally never said a word about his religion on WWE programming, though.
>>2523982
A picture says a thousand words, and his tights have a picture of muzzie scribble on them. Plus always works a suicide dive into his match.
>>2522955
ISIS fighter who wants to finally use his ultimate finisher
Ska
>>2523982
It's too late, he mentioned in in his real life in passing and now it's all the autistics can cling onto.
You're on 4chan, you should know full well people don't need logic or actual evidence to cling onto some unfunny joke they're beating into the ground.