Is this guy the biggest Weeb on planet Earth? If he was alive

Yes. He unironically belives Asuka is the second best worker in WWE

>>2521855
Not his fault. He rates matches based on in-ring quality, something that WWE as a company rarely has and doesn't seem to care much about. To the nips it's everything. It's natural NJPW would get so many top ratings.

>>2521863
Eh, he gives like every WWE PPV main event 4+ stars as well though. He sucked Edge's dick for years.

>his favourite wrestlers are two small-town boys from California

>>2521863
To a lesser degree the crowd's heat for the match and the story going in, too. I honestly don't think he'd have given the Punk/Cena match a 5 without that Chicago crowd.

>>2521858
Legit hope he dies.

>gave Okada vs Suzuki 4.75 stars

fucking ridiculous

>>2521882
I think that's a given. It was a great match for sure, but he's given better matches lower scores since then.

I guess an equally big part of it was the stipulation and the storyline telegraphing the ending so bad and then it went the totall opposite direction.