Who are the biggest Alpha Males in professional wrestling?

Vince and only Vince

None, they are all wannabe tough guy children entertainers. It's like ashing who is the biggest alpha male out of the Wiggles cast

>>2521120
>>2521124

Cool story bro

New Jack cause he has 5 justifiable homicides.

Not this fat, gutless worm, that's for sure.

Goldberg seems like a pretty legit guy and a genuinely really good person.

Christ Benoit hands down.

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Guess I'll start.

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The Bipolar Rock N Roller

>implying you are man enough to be depressed and not an hero

>>2521131
Only an absolute faggot would think that JBL isn't based.

>over 6 feet tall
>handsome
>rich
>big dick
>lives in Bermuda
>has business opportunities outside WWE
>stock market wiz
>member of one of the greatest tag teams in history
>kept his little black friend relevant long after he should have been let go
>former WWE champion
>longest reigning Smackdown champion
>Grand Slam champion
>future Hall Of Famer
>stiffest clothesline in the business
>a wrestling God
>GOAT theme song
>close friend of Vince
>triggers queers on reddit
>triggers skinny fat ass cucks on /asp/
>weeds out people not mentally fit for the business
>banter so strong it made that fag Mauro throw a fit and work himself out of a dream job

I read somewhere that no one has ever dared to mess with Chris Jericho in the locker room and that Goldberg was IRL afraid of him.

Steiner is also a pretty scary fella in real life.

>>2521138

He's an alpha cuck, not an alpha male.

>>2521206

Says the fat virgin
kek

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>>2521114

>>2521206
who cares if paige hoe'd around before him

Oh hey Nami didn't you post this yesterday?

>>2521162
>member of one of the greatest tag teams in history
>stiffest clothesline in the business

kek, no. And you forgot:

>got his shit pushed in by Steve Blackman
>got his shit pushed in by Bart Gunn

Bart Gunn

Won the brawl for all which essentially killed the eventual rivalry between Dr. Death Steve williams and stone cold Steve Austin for the title in 99.

>>2521162
>closet homosexual
>got knocked out by Joey Styles
>almost got crippled by Blackman
>gets bitchslapped by literally anyone who stands up to him
> WOAT commentator
>jerks off to """"female"""" bodybuilders
>Dumb as fuck
>getting worked into the unemployment line by Big Money Meltzer

>>2521388
>triggered nu-male cuck

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>>2521343
All that unshaven bush, fucking based.

>>2521351
virgins

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>>2521162
>Stiffest clothesline in the business

I give him until the end of next week until he "RESIGNS"

>>2521162
I like how butthurt he makes the faggots on reddit, but JBL is also a faggot. It's very likely he has a small dick and is a closet homosexual given his incessant need to appear tough. Real alphas don't need to do that shit.

>>2521442
>a clothesline so safe it doesnt get presold
yeah thats devastating
STIPPPPHHHH~!

>>2521162

How the fuck do you know how big his dick is

>>2521114
Imagine being such a nu-male cuck that you post this again to defend your fat, gay man crush lmao

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>>2521162
>stiffest clothesline

Even jibbles would say that's bullshit

>>2521978
Lol Stan was fucking crazy and didn't know how to ease up.

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>>2521114
>triggers bi-polar person.

<- smashes larger motherfuckers

Fag OP should fucking an hero

>>2521981
He was half blind or something so would just potato guys for real

>>2521981
RVD said the stiffest person he ever worked with was stan and it was in a tag match where he was stan's partner.

>>2521998
>Calling a retard whos beating up co-workers for literally nothing an alpha male

He was probly throwing punches out of nowhere, and actual professional wrestlers dont punch back, because you know, they are professionals, the news then call it a backstage fight, which he obviously won, because the other guy didnt punch back. Such alpha male... or would anyone be retarded enough to believe, a small wimp like this could beat up a big guy?

>>2522033
He could definitely beat the fuck out of JBL or any other fat faggot like you, nami

>>2522033
lol shut the fuck up you stupid mark

>>2522041
>>2522043
samefag

>>2522043
Are you mad because im telling the truth? Do you even know how to throw a good punch? There is a reason weight classes exist, theres no way you can beat up someone whos 30 cm bigger than you , this might work against someone whos fat and has no fighting knowledge like JBL, but not against someone like sheamus.

>>2522047
wrong

>>2522066
>Sheamus

You mean guy who got his ass whooped by Yoshitatsu?

>theres no way you can beat up someone whos 30 cm bigger than you

You couldn't have just said "1 foot"?

>Shinsuke Nakamura (6'2"/229lbs) d. Jan Nortje (6'11"/353lbs) via submission

>>2521163
yeaaaaaa buddy.. WRONG

RVD manned him up and made him his bitch.

RVD only bonefied Alpha male in the game.
>world class shape
>does what he wants
>smokes pot shows up to work reeking like it
>Almost knocked out Vince for demanding he volunteer
>Slapped Taz infront of his meme "DoJo"
>BFF with other alpha male BBD "SABU"

It goes on and on. RVD is the true goat. Watch the youtube clip jabronie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ckyQE4d1c

>>2522076
Now you come up with some fatty, whos only 2 wins consisted of lucky punches in under 1 minute fights. Also again, there are no real details on Yoshitatsu vs Sheamus, some say he "REPORTEDLY" got beaten up, some say yoshi just slapped him... is this your defintion of a fight?

>>2522123
So either Sheamus got his shit wrecked or he bitched out.

>theres no way

Clearly there was.

>>2521130
/THREAD

>>2521162
>big dick
now that's pretty fucking gay rite there mate.

>>2521162
>>over 6 feet tall
>>handsome
>>rich
>>big dick

Wew lad, I think you and JBL would get on just fine together.

>>2521124
Anthony by far

>>2523289
kek

>>2521162
Meh he's a pretty big faggot but at least he helps you weed out the beta males who get triggered by him because he gives them flashbacks of high school.

>>2523312
The Adderall Addicted Akita is the furthest thing from an alpha male

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>unironically defending a 50 year old closeted sexually repressed homosexual who lashes out at those he views as "weak"

>>2523347
Having flashbacks to high school, huh?

>>2523349
my childhood was relatively fine, nothing more nothing less.

Bradshaw should seek professional help if he thinks that stripping people naked and tying them to shopping carts is considered "ribbing"

>>2523355
So you're triggered because you don't share his sense of humor? LOL. Faggot

>>2521114
"alpha" males don't get pissed on and then forced to suck dick

>>2523365
The state of you

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>>2523343
huh?

If some of you losers had someone like JBL to slap the sense into maybe you wouldn't have turned into the huge faggots that you did

>>2524198
>You need a huge fat faggot to sexually assault you to not be a huge faggot
What did he mean by this?

>>2523372
only girlies like roman. that doesn't make you an alpha, that makes you a pretty boy

>>2524198
Then there would be no wrestling fans.

>>2524421
No, it would just mean that you wouldn't be one

>>2524287
Heehee