THANK YOU STROWMAN

>>2518916
Absolutely fucking based

>>2518916
Push him to the fucking moon

>they could have made Roman the most hated heel of all time
>literally ten million different possible angles
>could have possibly started a new era of wrestling, with rejuvenated crowds

>nah lets just get him """injured"""" so he can be out for a few weeks and let all this heat die down

I am really not one of those smarks who fantasy books everything but this really is just so retarded I cant help but notice.

>>2518916
VINCE NEEDS TO PUT THE BELT ON HIM IMMEDIATELY

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REAL BASED BIG DOG LIFTING TRUCKS

>>2518916
BASED BIG BRAUN WORKING JAVESTY INTO A COMA

Give him the fucking Big Red Strap

that was terrific

>>2518916
Dig him back up just to bury him again

RIP ROMAN. RIP BORK. This shit writes itself folks.

Good god almighty

TYBB

>>2518916
that blonde amberlamps girl with the titties too

based segment

Give this guy the fucking title

Let him drive a monster truck to the ring and toss the title around like trash

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>MUH LITERAL MALE SOAP OPERA

how about some realism?

It ain't even over yet, Strowman is gonna beat his ass in the hospital tonight too

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>>2519250
Eat a dick. I'd rather see people getting the shit beat out of them in brutal fashion (yes I know he wasn't on the stretcher and had help with the truck ) than someone expertly apply a hammerlock.

>>2518916

Calling it now, Stroman or Roman is going to have to be moved to Smackdown so Roman doesn't get killed.

Braun gonna show up at the "local medical facility"

"I'm STILL not finished with you"

THROWS REIGNS OUT OF THE TOP STORY WINDOW

>WWE writing off Roman in the hopes that the heat will die down and the fans will like him upon returning

>Mfw Roman returns after 3-5 months and proceeds to get booed out of the arena

HOW WILL VINCETTY RECOVER

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>>2519360
>smarks will actually defend this

>>2519226
He's really good at throwing things around like trash, whether it's scarves (he doesn't like scarves), manlets wearing scarves, manlets NOT wearing scarves, or other 6'6"+ man mountains. He doesn't give preferential treatment to any one particular thing he tosses around like trash, that's what I like about him. A real man for 2017, including everyone and everything.

>>2519360
Wait, what the fuck? Do I have to go watch tonight's Raw now? He's turning over fucking AMBULANCES? How will Big "Can't turn over the shell of a Jeep" Show compete?

>>2519377
Then bah gawd a SHOOTING STAR PRESS from the sky!

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>mfw all these feats of superhuman badassdom as just so roman can overcome and beat him later

Braun can lift a fucking ambulance with a samoan inside on Monday Night Raw but Roman can lift a 50 years old semi retired part timer in Wrestlemenia in which was possibly the most important match of his career.

What's your excuse fedoRamens? haha

im unironically excited for his match with brock

>>2519118
I don't get it I really don't
They got nothing but praise last week
It was primed for him to get crazy reactions every week, especially if he kept up his smug heel shit

But then he comes along and starts being the nice face. Are they keeping him off TV though? With how they book Roman I genuinely expected him back next week, 2stronk

>>2519421
My fucking sides

>>2518916
So, how can a man who can overturn A FUCKING AMBULANCE possibly not become undisputed forever champion of the multiverse?

>>2519250
I want to fuck that boy

You know what will happen, Roman will be out a couple of weeks so the heat dies out, Braun will keep building himself up as an unstoppable monster heel (even though the crowd is clearly cheering for him), Roman will come back as the 'underdog' and beat Braun (a.k.a overcome the odds) in the next PPV where they face each other.

Roman is already booked to defeat Lesnar at Wrestlemenia 34 for the Universal Title anyway.

WWE's creative team everbody.

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crowd pops!

>smarks cheering
>smarks don't realize that Roman will get his payback at Payback™ since he's not going to lose immediately after defeating the Undertaker
>smarks don't realize that Strowman is one step closer to a dancing gimmick

>>2519383
They did not write him off because of heat you dumbass

They wrote him off because he's returning two weeks later to advance his feud with Strowman and finally goes over at Payback

>>2519882
Country boy doesn't suck Vince's cock

>>2518916
Based giant redneck of mass destruction

>>2520198
Everybody knows thats coming jackass. Thats why you cheer for it now before the bland empire wins in the end.

>>2519377
I want this so bad.

How distraught are the pajeets right now? Holy shit

I really don't see how jobbing to big dog is going to help strowman. I'll admit I expected big dog to hop up in that ambulance and chase braun down so they didn't bury him completely yet. Hopefully braun goes to smackdown.

>>2518916
He's the hero RAM doesn't deserve.

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>yfw Roman is written off this way cause he failed a post WM wellness test.

THANK YOU BIG STRONGMAN

>>2520547
A babyface like Roman who wins 90% of the time needs an equal monster heel otherwise there will be no kayfabe competition.

>>2520508
>cheering the heel
>being this brain damaged

>>2520547
Because they are booking Braun as a bloodthirsty unstoppable monster, and by making him job to the Big Dog, they will make the Big Dog look even stronger.

Long story short, they want to make Roman look freakish strong for his match with Brock in Wrestlemenia 34 for the universal title ans his 4th consecutive main event.

>>2520570
It would show he has commitment to the business. Nobody bitched when Mcgwire and Sammy were smashing homers. Same thing here.

>Swamp monster is the hero of the people
how did it all come to this

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>>2520570
adderrall is a hell of a drug.

>>2520570
>Roman fails another piss test
>while Goldberg and Brock are """clean"""

>>2520607
I wasn't complaining other than Roman is inevitably going to win. I like big dog but braun is awesome. He's a throwback to wrestlers of old who legit looked tough.

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>Vince's face when that ambulance bit

Unironically I believe Vince had his dick out in gorilla position jerking it

>>2520617
This might be part of Vince's master plan to get Roman as a part timer so he can juice up and maximize his potential.

>this is the Payback main event since the Universal Champion isn't around
>Roman has a 50/50 chance of losing since Strowman is going after Brock next
>WWE writing themselves in the corner again by jobbing the guy who just beat the Undertaker

>smarks cheer today
>smarks will complain how Braun got buried and will spam Funkasaurus music after Payback

>>2519136
I'd keep the jolly rancher belt away from anyone they want to be credible desu

>>2520622
True, he's the most believable and freaky monster since probably 2005 Batista.

>>2519118
>remember kids, according to HHH , Roman is a heel

>even though he is feuding with Strowman
>a heel
>just got hospitalized
>something that almost always just happens to faces

>will come back and overcome the odds
>like normal faces


Who are these people trying to fool?
Roman is still being pushed as a damn face. Even after the nuclear heat he starting getting after last week. Vince is either completely clueless, or just stupid. 3 fucking years of trying to force Roman on fans as a face hasn't worked. Why in God's name would it work after he retired the fucking Undertaker?!

>>2520653
he's good on the mic, has a great look and is getting better every week in the ring.

not to mention he's like the only young big guy they have.

How it's going to work

>Braun is going to destroy Roman, likely Cena vs. Brock like at payback.
>Braun is going to annihilate Brock at Summer Slam for the fruit rollup belt
>Brock wins the MitB and disappears off tv. Roman gets beat by Strowman in a match at Rumble, Brock cashes in, hits F5 and finally pins Strowman post match.
>Roman gets to enter the Rumble at 30 again cause fuck rules, wins this time.
>Braun uses rematch clause and triple threat Roman, Brock and Braun for the belt at mania. Roman gets to go over the two baddest guys in the company on one night.

>>2519136
We're not allowed to call it a strap anymore, it devalues it. Official company policy states it is either a championship or a title ;^)

>>2518916
That was the only time the 'You deserve it' chant was appropriate.

>>2521020
>a guy playing a character in TV deserves to get hurt

Worked

>>2518916
Big Boss Braun saved wrestling

>>2520897
Don't let Vince see this. Actually nevermind he probably dreams of this.

>>2518916
He's the new big show

Expect him to be in WWE for another 10-13 yeas

He's our guy?

>>2521136
>implying that wwe will survive that long with the rating killing trio of the shieldettys

>>2521091
>a guy playing a character in TV doesn't deserve to pretend get hurt
Worked

Fuck Strowman, and fuck all of you neckbearded losers who think that he's "based". I seriously hate that fat fuck and his ugly face and his retarded haircut and beard. Nothing would make me happier than to see him with a dancing gimmick in a few months time. Fuck him.

>>2521156
Wow man your mom didn't make your mac n cheese tonight for dinner?

>>2518916
So uh, in terms of the story, what the fuck is his problem?

Great beat down segment 10/10

>that graaahhhhh
>that I'm not finished with you followed by punches to a strapped roman
>those chants
>that flip

>>2521156
Strowman might get the Beeg treatment down the line but I don't think they'll ever have him dancing

>>2520752
>getting this worked

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>mfw this is all being done to reveal that by retiring Taker Roman got his powers

>>2518916
Is he a big guy?

It wasn't even that good. Braun had to sucker punch Roman. He can't face the Big Dog one on one, face to face.

>>2521372
Meme aside, he's probably one of the best big guy performer out there right now.

It's too bad he has the mic skills of a potato

>>2521376
Go to bed. It's past your curfew

I shed a tear lads. I found out Roman got out the ambulance on time.

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>>2518916

There are actually people in this thread who think Braun actually lifted that ambulance.

There actually are...

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>>2519360

>>2521310
>understanding basic logic and calling out bad booking is now "getting worked"
This is why wrestling fans are shit.

>>2519377
>comes downstairs
>walks out through front door
>Roman superman punch

>>2519118
>Undertaker's retirement could have actually had an impact on the business.

Oh well.

>>2520604
>Eddie Guerrero was a heel because he cheated to win.

Do you even care about wrestling?

It was outright comical how he kept coming back and the crowd kept cheering even harder. God damn it, I can't help but feel bad for Roman. He doesn't deserve this.

>Being too dense to see this will be the catalyst for Reigns dropping the vanilla baby face shit, wrecking Strowman in an uncomfortable, violent way, then saying "fuck the fans" and becoming a vicious smug tweener

The smarks must be making a lot of money because they're being worked hard

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GOAT

Its funny because Strowman is everything that fans claim to hate Reigns for

>>2523129
But Strowman's a God

>>2518916
>BBD and Based Braun are the two greatest things Vince has done in the 5 years.
>tfw we get to see them again now that BBD is done putting down Carder

>>2521156
Pajeet Roman mark SEETHING

braun bout to become the next austin

>high-impact start to his entrance theme (glass shatter vs BRAAUUUUNNN)
>will be viewed as a total badass
>will likely be cheered through everything now

watch wwe fuck this up

>>2519432
This, Vinces' erection for Roman only gets bigger.

>>2523129
B-BUT HIS IN-RING WORK REALLY SURPRISED ME LATELY :'(

>>2523129
Don't tell them. If the smarks are worked into hating BBD I want them to at least not try and ruin based Strowman

Honestly one of the best moments of wrestling

>backstage Roman (face) segment
>crowd booing so loud you can't even hear what he's saying
>Based Braun (monster heel) shows up
>massive pop
>huge pop as he rams Roman with that scooter trunk

>backstage segment where they're loading Roman onto the stretcher
>crowd is silent, some boos
>Braun comes back
>enormous pop
>colossal pop as he wheels Roman off the ledge as he's still strapped to the stretcher

>backstage segment where they're loading Roman onto the ambulence
>crowd is cheering
>Braun comes back
>crowd explodes
>the pop he gets when he flips the ambulence is enough to tear the roof down

It's like we're in bizarro world.

>Top face of your company gets brutalized
>Fans Cheer LOUDLY for this
Vince, for fuck's sake man. How can you not see the Roman experiment has failed?

>>2524282
He will continue to try to prove to everyone he was right until he either dies or stockholders somehow stop him

Get ready for the rise of the STROWMAN EMPIRE

>>2523129
Strowman hasn't been shoved nonstop down fans throats for 3 straight years. And facts are that Braun basically got over kicking the shit out of Roman. That is how much people hate Roman.

>>2524154

Don't forget the part where the crowd is chanting "You deserve it" as Roman is getting strapped to a stretcher.

Lost my shit.

>>2524282
Either he has lost his mind, is blind, retarded or just too stubborn to seen the Roman experiment has been a failure. Fans want to hate Reigns, so why not turn him? You can still push his ass to the moon, just do so as a legit heel.

Matt Hardy famously got his infant son, wife, father-in-law and a drone over.

Could Matt Hardy get Roman over?

>>2523582
damn, is this roman from a ppv in 2040?

>>2524324
Not even the Concept of Death could get Roman over.
No I don't mean Taker, I mean if Roman fought the Grim Reaper and winning meant nobody had to die ever again he'd still be booed for winning

>>2520218
>and finally goes over at Payback
ROMAN BEAT HIM ALREADY CLEAN AT RR
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO IT AGAIN?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2519369
the big dog on the blue brand BASED

>>2519377
>Strowman celebrates
>but Roman is suddenly back, floating in front of him
>UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>spear

>>2521156
POO

Every week Braun should beat Roman in increasingly silly ways in increasingly silly locations.

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>yfw Roman turns up on Smackdown tonight and doesn't even sell last nights beatdown

HA HA WE FIGHT ON TUESDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE

>>2524415
>Roman checks in to the Hospital
>Braun is the Doctor

>Roman does some shopping
>Austin/Booker 2.0

>Roman's walking home
>Strowman throws him off a bridge

>Roman takes a cab
>Braun's the driver

>Roman boards a flight
>Its United Airlines

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>>2524469

>>2524469
>Roman Reigns is dead from all the beatings
>Strowman is cosplaying as The Undertaker
>I'M JUST GETTING STARTED

>>2524469
legit lol

could you imagine Strowman dressed as a doctor and everyone just straightfacing it?

>>2524415
If he doesn't blow up the hospital Roman is in, there will be a YUGE boycott of RAW.

Am i the only one seeing Roman Reigns being the best heel? He said one line and had everyone on their feet yelling and involved

>>2524512
Do you really think that WWE will pull a Vince's Limo again?

Me a year ago
>oh good, another overrated big guy who can't wrestle, with no charisma or mic skills

Me today
>BASED STROWMAN

How many times did Strowman come back? Was it twice or thrice
It was hilarious

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>those "You deserve it" chants when Roman is being put on the stretcher
>those pops when Braun comes running back in both times

I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard at WWE

>Roman is shopping for a new TV
>He calls the employee over to help him out
>Its Braun
>TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS MODEL!

Roman and Braun the two best guys in WWE today.

>>2522468
It's pretty obvious to me that Roman's a heel. Cheating, beating people up out of the match, being an asshole etc were means to an end in the old days of how one was a heel. What it means to be a heel is to do things that draw heat. Roman draws heat. Ergo he's a heel.

>>2524523
No.
Everyone except Vince and Hunter think Roman should be heel.

>>2524499
Why not kek

>>2524282
>Fans
*Smarks

If anything this segment proved how smarks are this worked and seething over a guy playing a character on TV.

>>2524560
the dude managed a kip up and put on a good match with Big Show
A singles match at that

What if the whole Braun continuously coming back to beat the shit of Reigns segment continued until the show ended? Shit would have been hilarious to see.

>Roman gets put into a helicopter to fly to the nearest hospital
>Braun comes back
>I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU ROMAN
>Throws a fucking car at the helicopter
>Braun runs down to collect the supposed ashes of Reigns in a bag
>drives to a nearby club
>enters club
>Lines up Roman's ashes and then snorts them up

That whole segment had me dying

>>2521156
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>>2528609
>Insane pop

>>2519224
She looks pretty big herself. Assuming she's in pre-NXT developmental or a local indy? If she ever gets called up, hopefully she had a better career than BB.

>>2528488
> Roman comes out of Braun's anus to overcome odds bbygurl
> Pajeets start worshiping Strowman instead of roman, because of pooing
> Becomes #1 merch seller, ahead of Cena
> Strowman becomes FOTC
> Roman fired for being completely useless

>>2529030
>this leads to a long ass rivalry on the level of Austin vs McMahon and in 20 years from now we are going to watch Roman induct Braun and vice versa to the HoF

>>2521207
he don't like romanetty

>>2529040
>Roman induct Braun and vice versa to the HoF
kino

>>2524469
>Roman goes home to his parents
>Goes to see his mom
>It's Braun dressed as Roman's mom
>"COME GIVE MOMMA A BIG HUG"

>>2524860
>Vince and Hunter
it's only Vince, Hunter loves pandering to smarks

>>2524707
So when Shawn Michaels was getting booed as a face in 1996 with Jose Lothario, he was really a heel? He wasn't a failed babyface that they turned heel in 1997? When Bob Backlund was getting booed in the 80s because everyone was sick of his Super Cena push and wanted Hulk Hogan instead, he was a heel? When Hulkamania was running mild in 95 at WCW because fans were so tired of that shit, he was really a heel? He never had to turn heel and join the NWO? I must not be remembering that right then.
Whenever John Cena was doing his 'embrace the hate' storylines, he was a heel? Seems strange that they'd have a heel doing all that make-a-wish stuff, but WWE do love their bullies.

>>2524455
Wouldn't have surprised me
I half expect him at RAW next week. Hell, if Strowman hadn't tipped the Ambulance over I expected him back at the same RAW

>>2533034
Low-test

>>2518916
Nobody is mentioning that you could hear the wench when the ambulance moved and see the fake distortion cuts when they replaced Roman with a dummy.

>>2532838
Roman is Hunter's boy and has been for a while

>>2533456
>wench
No, she left the ambulance by the side door when Braun was not finished with Roman yet.

>>2518916

Best big guy since Kane, push this nigga to the moon

>>2533565
OBESE MARK WORKED BY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

>RAW starts next week
>First scene is Reigns laying in bed asleep in a hospital
>Braun enters

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

Would Braun be eternally over?

>reddit: the thread

Strowman is another talentless shitter who doesn't win matches, why I should I care about him beating up another talentless shitter like Roman when Roman already won the feud?

>>2533624
I would shit my pants marking out

>>2533639
>when you kill your enemy they win

>>2533624
I'd cream my pants.

>yfw they beat eachother like this until they grow respect of each other and become Team Hell No 2.0
>scene of them having a comfy dinner at the restaurant
>Roman invites Braun to his home to get involved into some samoan beach party
>Braun invites Roman to the Wyatts house to sacrifice jobberso
>scene of Bray waving at Roman from a distance

>>2534497
So much this.
What would we call them?

>>2534516

The Based Big Dogs

Is Roman storyline injured now?

>>2534497
This would legit get Roman over

fucking book it vince

Man if they do Brock/Braun I hope its a good match

>>2533486
Again, you still think this means Hunter wants to keep him face? He should know as well as anyone that the right thing to do is push him as a heel. Surely he knows the difference between heel pushes and face pushes.

R-right?

>>2535494
"Separated Shoulder"

This means he's going to return as a babyface and overcome the odds

>>2534497
>Bray Wyatt, you're no longer my best friend
>Braun is my new best friend now

>>2533639
won the feud how?
>wins first match only (kayfabe) due to braun fucking up a high risk move and thus costing himself the match
>proceeds to get absolutely mauled by braun for his efforts
then again i'm not saying wwe aren't retarded enough to have him pull some further shenanigans in their future matches and win the series

>>2518916

this was the best back-stage beat up since Razor Goldust

but you could tell the part where he threw him off the docking bay was pre-tapped cus there was a cut and it wasnt really him, then it cut to roman actually down there

same with the ambulance flip

but was still pretty good

starting with that initial table toss which i thought he almost broke his neck for real with how he landed

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Dumbest fucking segment in a long time

>>2537504
It's a tv show bro, lmao

>>2537518
Still, Zach Gowen and Zack Ryder got thrown down steps and off a ledge in a wheel chair and they actually did the stunt. This pussified stunt that everyone is hailing was trash.

>>2537504
>Stop doing something else.
>I want to see the same shit every week.
>
I want 20min Steph promos.

>>2537504
>he closet the door
jesus roman can't do anything right

>>2537522
>wheelchair leap
>strapped to a fucking gurney
>>2537504
I couldn't really hear the hydraulics, since it falls under "ambient parking area noises".

>>2537504
Good enough for a petition with 2500 signatures on it.

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>>2523582

>>2518916
he might be the biggest Cummer

>>2518916
Fuck. The real reason he has that awkward name. So they can claim the crowd is actually thanking Roman.

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>>2541670

>>2520897
>>Brock wins the MitB and disappears off tv. Roman gets beat by Strowman in a match at Rumble, Brock cashes in, hits F5 and finally pins Strowman post match.
Didn't they get rid of MitB?

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>>2518916
What if Braun is really Taker's son, and he wants revenge against the two people to beat his daddy at Wrestlemania!!!

>>2537504
>Someone broke down how they faked the scene

They deserve to die as much as the petition cunt

Based Strowman is actually making me a little bit hyped for RAW

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>>2537504
Delet this

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>move ambrose to raw
cool he was boring as fuck
>move new day to smack
nice, they could use some fresh angles and I genuinly liked them before they got stale
>shining stars to smack
sense a fued with the based gay cops and some talking smack appearances

pic related is the only reason to look up RAW youtube highlights going forward
>charGOD to smack
thank you, she's the best
>miz to Raw
bummer, he's going to get buried again even though he's a top 5 WWE home grown talent
>ziggler vs Nak
fucking awesome, going to make Nak look like a world beater and might gain some sympathy and an actual storyline

>>2541726
I wonder if moving ND to SDL is to make them champs so they can be the first/only team to win both sets of tag titles.

>>2524282
Same thing happened with Triple H and Roman. H was literally caked in Roman's blood and the crowd cheered for more.

>>2541777
I remember during the buildup to their mania match, H started bashing Roman's head against the announce table, and the crow was quick to try and time up a yes chant.

>>2541726
>sense a fued with the based gay cops

I want them to give HOT COPS a nice little run like Slater/Ryno had last year. Fandango and Breeze crack me up. give 'em Aiden English as a 3rd, and you have a crew to oppose New Day