>Sami Zayn
LETS GO
cringe
roman reigns is so fucking based
Canada was the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling
I dont want sami zayn on smackdown
Sheamus to smack to team with Becky and Rowan for based viking stable
You guys I can't get over how much of a manlet Kurt Angle is.
Dare I say it, he needs to be removed as GM. We can't have two manlets running each show here.
>>2518572
18+
>yfw The Club, Rusev, KO, Zayn, and Jericho go to Smackdown for the lads
Does Maryse look hotter than 10 years ago?
>Raw gets the IC champ, the former heavyweight champ, The Miz and Slyno
Assuming Smack doesn't lose AJ, what could they get to match the trades?
>Miz on Raw
No reason to watch Talking Smack anymore
we are all in here
>>2518508
>>2518612
Is any other woman as responsible for turning so many boys into men?
Miz already being buried on RAM. How can Ram be so shit?
>>2518623
Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens
Sami Zayne
Rusev/Lana
Sami zayn won a match what the fuck
>zayn overcame a distraction finish
absolutely based
>>2518647
So much for that title run this year. Fuck this draft.
>>2518647
Miz was taking Ls on Smack too, what's the difference?
Raw is so boring
where is roman
So Roman is pretty much confirmed for Smackdown right?
And Rusev?
Probably KO?
RAW is already stacked as fucked, if these guys stay on RAW, there will be no point in watching Smack.
KO has to go to Smack because RAW got Dean's belt.
the only big loss so far has been Miz.
but us smacklads will recover.
So Vinny wanted a champion every week on RAW so Bray beats Randy at Payback leaves SD with no Champ. Possible new Galactic Title????
Randy will probably stay at Smackdown. His fight with Bray Wyatt will be at Payback
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payback_(2017)
Time for the crowd to wake up.
>YOU CAN BOO OR CHEER ROMAN AS LONG AS YOU'RE REACTING, WE DON'T CARE.
>Pre-taped segment
Cool story, bro.
>>2518678
Pretty much.
I'll be surprised if Ramen ISN'T on SDL. It's actually good booking to keep him separate from Brock if they're going to book him for WM against him.
BASED
BIG
DOG
BASED BROWN SNOWMAN
>>2518543
>RAW will have US and IC
>Owens losing
>go to SDL
WHAT THE FUCK VINCEEE
>Enzo and Cass shill for universal theme park
>Bliss unironically loves Disney World
WDW is the choice of patricians and good people
animal abuse
Didn't we already have this feud?
They're still doing this I RESPECT YOU DEADMAN shit.
They are so fucking stupid.
>>2518703
Pretty sure it isn't pre taped, they're just giving up on showing effort
BRAWN STRONGMAN NIGGA
why does wwe security have tasers?
Just tuning in lads
Did I miss BBD?
>"thank you strowman"
lel
>Spanish announcer acknowledge Roman is booed
Stay cucked gringos
BRAUN BTFO Romanfags
>>2518785
You missed him get BTFO by Strowman
SAMOAN STATUS = REMOVED
>>2518763
What did roman say to michael? I didnt see.
Anyone else notice Braun almost kiss roman before he threw him through a table?
>>2518802
You deserved it!
emt qt
>"You deserve it"
The first time I've enjoyed that shot chant
YOU DESERVE IT
RIP ROMAN. IT'S OVER.
YOU DESERVE IT
>They're still doing babyface underdog Roman
>After he beat THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER
I hate them so much.
>YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVED IT!
FEMALE EMT
E
M
A
L
E
E
M
T
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
>you deserve it
Hahaha You Deserve it is right !!!!!!!!
Best Crowd reaction so far
LOVE IT. Braun is over as a face
Jesus, they really have nothing to show...!
"You deserve it" chant!
>I rate Jasethy
YOU DESERVE IT
F
>>2518862
Underrated comment. kek
>these poorly hidden jump cuts
>this entire clusterfuck
>SDL is fucked
COME ON
is that johnny gargaro from NXT?
god those emts are the most useless fucks ever
do your fucking job you little pussy cunts
If they give roman time off it might be the first intelligent decision they've made for him in years
>>2518919
u mad bro
>>2518834
He was whispering sweet things to him.
@.@ 1 more hour to go, when will the fun end?
>the state of Romanetty
Isn't that actually a pretty risky spot? How does he protect his head? Like when big show hit Rey Mysterio against the ring post and dropped him when he was in a stretcher
Lol "die roman die"
Holy fucking shit. Roman is seriously dead. Finally.
oh my god. toppest fucking kek
O for fuck sakes.
Comedy comes in 3s I guess.
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
This is hilarious.
>>2518935
are you dumb?
BASED FUCKING BRAUN
HOLY FUCKING BASED
HAHAHAHAH
THIS FUCKING SEGMENT
FUCK U VINCE
Fuck you Vince. Just admit you have nothing to show.
OH FUCK LMAO
Fug
Im not finished with you... My sides
GOAT
O
A
T
lol this is hilarious
HOLY SHIT
LIFTED A FUCKING AMBULANCE LOL
>This whole segment
STROWMAN DA GAWD
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
>implying this is realistic at all
holy fuck... cringe..
F
ok. It can't be denied RAW wins.
MAKE BRAUN LOOK STRONG
WHAT IS THIS BULL FUCKERY
BASED BRAUN
Did...did he just FLIP A FUCKING AMBULANCE
this segment was 10 minutes too long
Is Braun face now?
I'm seriously worried. Is this a shoot?
He'll be back in Raw next week.
>>2519008
This
And I'm a fucking smackchad
So Ramen is off TV for a month and then on SD to try to keep him face for the merch right???
>this shit on 2017
I AM SO FUCKING S P O R T S E N T E R T A I N E D
MAKE SURE YOU MAKE BRAUN LOOK REALLY, REALLY STRONG WHILE HALF THE AMBULANCE IS OUT OF SHOT SO NO ONE CAN SEE HIM BEING HELPED TIP IT OVER
god i fucking hate strowman
annoying fat fuck sounds like a retard when he attempts to use the english language
hopefully this means roman is traded to the hospital forever
Fucking comedy gold here
>>2519027
>adjusting hands like there was no weight while flipping
>I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!
i'm fucking dying
H O L Y F U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U C K
Guys. Who closed the doors on the Ambulance? Braun didn't do it.
IM NOT DONE YET
HAHAHAHAHAHA DEADLIFT FLIPS THE AMBULANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THE BEST SEGMENT IN THE HISTORY OF RAM.
>>2519027
well you could see the hydraulic leg at the front so no he didnt
bad camera work
Post yfw Roman was finally killed
This episode just went from 1/10 total disappointment to 7/10 really good.
>>2519044
with only a band-aid around his pinky finger.
Roman run in during the main event tonight, his yard now
>>2519043
>I'm seriously worried. Is this a shoot?
BBD in two of the best Raw segments of all time two in weeks in a row
STROWMAN TOP BABYFACE FOR RAW
YOU SEE VINCE?
YOUR PET JUST SURPASE X PAC HEAT
ROMAN YA GOTTA MAKE BRAUN LOOK STRONG, I'LL OWE YA ONE PAL...
IT WAS A DOLL!
It's fucking over boys. Romanetty is finally dead. WE TOLD YOU FAGS. BRAUNS COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!
>>2519097
please this Vince
>that.... that is the Strowman... and he is....
Haven't watched Raw since 2001..funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
>>2519060
Im not saying he wasnt helped but who the fuck helped him? fucking how? I was looking, all I saw was like that little metal piece that kept it in place to be tipped
Braun got over more in this one segment than Roman has in 3 years
VINCE VERIFIED! MASTADONS ARE BACK!!!
RIP Swagger-wagon.
REMOVE SAMOA
>thank you Braun
>yfw you witness the defining moment of this decade
>>2519097
honestly that would make this a 10/10 Raw of the decade
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721538
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721538
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721538
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721538
VOTE LADS
Great fucking segment, that was some Ruthless Aggression era type shit
can we talk about how fucking hard the crowd popped for IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET
>the tits bouncing on the blonde emt chick
>>2519146
He will do it. Along with Dean and Seth. Reuniting the Shield against Striwman and ending his career
>>2519127
>Swagger-wagon
this only means reigns is winning again at payback
>>2519119
Hydraulic arm
Reigns has another wellness suspension, you heard it here first
Are these scenarios pre-recorded?
>>2519157
Not as great as Vince's "death"
ONE MORE TIME
Please come back Braun
>>2519036
They should have pulled a Family Guy and extended it for another 20 mins with Braun coming out of nowhere to continue the ass whooping
I hope the Ambo driver is alright
I almost fucking died laughing
>>2519097
Please God let them do it
>A smaller Ambulance shows up.
AHAHA.
>THIS IS STILL GOING
>yfw when brawn is the driver
Who closed the ambulance doors!?
>Braun runs in and flips the van
>GET HIM OUTTA THAT PARAMEDIC TRUCK AND PUT HIM IN THIS PARAMEDIC TRUCK
Wow I sure am glad that Randy orton/Bray feud was interesting and had a goof payoff, not leading to another boring Orton title run.
Oh wait.
Bray is on raw.
>yfw Roman comes back Broken
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE
PARADOCS
>na na na na hey hey hey goodbye
>HEY GOODBYE
BRAUN BETTER FOLLOWS THE VAN WITH HIS MONSTER TRUCK
>club music
ITS OVER
AJ TO RAW
FUCKIN OVER
BANE STROWMAN
SHINING STARS TIME MAGGLE
NOOO! FUCK!!! No Club reuniting. Stuck with American Beta
This crowd redeemed itself
Did Braun really flip over the ambulance on his own?
>>2519227
I love this crowd
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721567
How long will the Big Dog be out injured for? I reckon a week, tops.
>THE CLUB
crowd killers
>>2519157
>history
No
>Decade
Perhaps
BASED HARDYS ARE UP
>>2519249
yes
>>2519206
I was so waiting for that to happen.
>>2519245
>TFW the Club doesn't rebreak the Hardyz
>tfw starting to like shaymoose
>reporter going to the hospital
WE GOING TO GET HOSPITAL BRAWL
>>2519249
It's possible. Mark Henry or Brock could probably do it.
>suits and black kilts
Nice
>>2519222
I don't know the gimmick so I might like it desu
Also Cesaro/Seamus entrance was shit
That segment was too good
>>2519274
FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RAW IS SAVED
D E L E T E
>>2519256
Problem is they haven't been awake until that just occurred.
>>2519274
cesaro is so good that i dont mind him as much anymore
>>2518621
Yes
>>2519249
WWWYKI
DELETE
>Silence for even the Hardyz
Holy fuck how Based is Braun that he got some sound of this crowd?
It's the boring Hardyz
>>2519206
I would have keked so hard I might have cum
>THEY STOLE OUR STAGE, OUR ROSTER... EVERYTHING!
So does Roman just have to get his shit kicked by someone back stage to make them a star now?
Is Roman the WWE's golden goose now?
>>2519160
>yfw Braun beats up Roman at the hospital.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DELETE
E
L
E
T
E
>>2519275
This and make sure Braun uses a bedpan for nostalgia sake.
Damaged Matt?
>>2518663
dead
I hate the way Jojo says the Hardy Boys so fucking much
So I'm guessing Chris Jericho will go to Smackdown and take the title from KO at Payback
>Matt doing the "delete" arm thing
REALLY MAKES ME THINK (AND HOPE)
what
BASED DRIFTER
>>2518935
Suspension of disbelief
WILD DRIFTER APPEARS
>>2519299
>WHERE TO ROMAARARARAAAAAGH
THE DRIFTER
>Bring the Hardyz to WWE
>Refuse to give them promos or do anything that made them relevant again
Fucking WWE
HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP
DRIFT AWAY
DORIFTO-SAN
oh shit! Why is the drifter here!????
>the drifter
kek
Based Graves
Based drifter
what the fuck is that bum with the guitar gonna do
is he luke harper???
Based Drifter saw that Roman died and is ready to be the new face of the company
THE MAD MAN IS HERE
Why are they wearing kilts now? Is their gimmick Scottish now?
>The Drifter from NXT
Okay, but why though.
is that guy's deal that he just walks around? Because that's awesome.
>>2519274
Shay mo is alright as long as he has somebody to work stiff with
So much for the Drifter being a subtle treat
>What is doing the drifter at RAW?
>honestly , drifting
soo good
DRIFTER
Who's this drifter guy?
>>2519313
No, Chris Jericho will go record a new album with Fozzy.
>>2519319
>completely killing it by having the commentary point it out
Oh well, it was almost good.
What's the Hitchhiker doing in the Combat Zone?
>>2519303
I've only watched just now, but if we atleast have Ambrose/Miz SMACK should be good.
BASED DRIFTER AND GRAVES
i thought it was senor benjamin
why didnt braun throw a stick of dynamite into the ambulance van
>The cuck who got pissed about not catching Jeff's shirt
>>2519322
They might be waiting for the TNA/BROKEN gimmick shit to be cleared up.
>>2519336
Maybe he's the new Duke "The Dumpster" Derose?
>>2519341
A heel in NXT, his actual wrestler name is Elias Samson
He gets heat by being a douchebag with a guitar
Drifter is gonna hit Matt Hardy with the guitar and make him broken from the impact cap this
Is the Drifter going to break Hardys
>braun/roman segment
>men wearing skirts
>the hardy boyz
based vince bringing back the attitude era brother
>>2519310
No he is going to be SAVAGE!!!
are they ever going to let matt and jeffetty speak?
Drifter is breaking that guitar over Matt's head right? And we going full broken?
Slightly Cracked Matt
>>2519341
NXT call up, unlike Jeff Jarrett, he doesn't use the guitar as a foreign object in matches.
Sheamus and Cesaro are a good team, shame they've not done much with them
>you are now aware that Vince McMahon is 71 years old
>Wrestlemania week is an insane meat grinder that nearly kills Vince every year as he works nonstop to put on the greatest show of all time
>you are now aware that with Undertaker retiring so is Vince in his role as the planner and director of the Wrestlemania event
>yfw THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE was Vince's swan song
>>2519336
Kek. I hope so.
>>2519313
Jerichos going bye bye
who /drifter/ here?
So Total Bellas Bullshit or Braun vs. Ambulance?
Wow, a GIMMICK?
I thought everyone was a boring indy manlet who have the same personality
>the hardly draws are already getting no reaction
>>2519336
He's the drifter. He drifts around.
>>2519350
He's not muslim
The Drifter is already my favorite lmao
>>2519362
whats the point of carrying one around then?
>The drifter
>casually just drifting around the RAW set
I unironically like this gimmick
>>2519362
Also, he's pretty universally hated. There's this other guy with a guitar called El Vagabundo that's over as fuck though.
>>2519367
small as fuck desu
>>2519367
Time for some /a/ss. Post /a/ss lads.
>>2519370
Total Bullshit cause I get to peek at Maryse's tits.
>>2519322
Probably sorting things out so Matt and Jeff can do there thing with out legal issues and since they know people won't buy completely regular hardys after all this has happened they'll probably talk when it's over
is there a reason so many people here like roman or are they just contrarians? even casuals hate the fuckin dude
>>2519370
I can't fap to Braun, or can I?
>>2519370
My fucking dick holy fuck
>50 shades of gray
get that disgusting shit out of TV
>>2519379
What if the Drifter actually goes between NXT, Raw, and Smackdown??
>>2519378
He's plays it like shit and sings like shit to the crowd to gain heat, its actually really funny
>>2519367
Trap?
>>2519336
I watch nxt and have no idea who he is
Would be a cool idea
>>2519345
Oh, anon...
>>2519364
Vince should have passed the torch a long time ago.
>>2519378
It enhances his douche factor which is quite effective.
>>2519391
Hit the showers
Lose weight
Have sex
>>2519389
Peek? I full on stare
>>2519385
>>2519367
You're gonna stay that way fatass.
>>2519391
Roman has been good the last 6 months. So has Cena for that matter.
>>2519395
Drifter is banned from NXT
>>2519391
fuck off smark
>>2519370
her tits drew so many dimes this is the FOURTH WEEK in a row she's dressed up like that
>this sprint commercial
>>2519391
Ironic shitposters.
>>2519336
That's his new thing. It's 1000% better than his old NXT gimmick.
>>2519378
you know that guy who brings an acoustic guitar and plays shit like dmb? hes like that.
>>2519370
Man what about the Festival of Friendship?
Corey seething, BASED VAGABUNDO
>>2519397
Yeah
>>2519385
Can't post ass here.
>>2519391
Contrarians. Good wrestler, shit everywhere else.
>>2519364
just like the Undertaker, would have been better if he ended it last year. Now his final show is a joke
>>2519370
We get to see both on based RAW while Smackdownies are stuck with Mojo and SILVER BELTS
>>2519410
When will Vince bring back the lengerie contests?
>>2519378
This.
Fuck this guy then
>>2519391
It's only 3 or 4 people. They just happen to be the loudest and most autistic of the lot
>>2519424
K..keep posting pls
>still have no idea if anyone on RAW right now will show up on Smackdown
Why didn't anyone bother to even vaguely allude to some rules for how this shit works?
>>2519391
it's ironic
>>2519399
I hope it's atleast Miz, if Amborse goes to RAW, that would mean Smackdown goes Owens.
>club not reunited
Goodbye lads
>>2519424
You c/a/n't stop it.
>>2519367
Nice jammiez anon
>Matt tagged in
>DELETE chants
Why does the SDL tag division even exist
>Slyno gone
>Vaudevillains dead
>Hype Bros dead
>Wyatts dead
Literally one AA, Usos, Gay Cops and Ascension. Meanwhile Raw has
>Hardys
>Sheamus and Cesaro
>New Day
>Revival
>Club
>Slyno
>Shining Stars
>Enzo and Cass
Who /Thompsons water seal/ here?
>>2519413
Yes, and then he's leaving for a while. This is a #Fact.
>Hardys wearing 8 year old merch
>>2519424
Fuck off.
What the fuck is wrong with Pajeets
>>2519429
When you learn how to spell "lingerie"
wow Jeff doesn't even roll with it
looked like he lands on his head
God damn that was a perfect swanton
Hardy is a wild high flyer and has never had an injury.
Minus pumping himself w drugs
>>2519402
>tripfag likes roman
fucking surprise
>>2519429
never
porn is easily accessible now
>>2519391
>>2519451
Someone put guards on Braun, Pajeets may try to kill him
>no BROKEN gimmick
Why even bother?
Vintage Hardys suck.
>>2519451
Marks
They're here too
2 good raw in a row
wtf
>>2519451
>kills his MC
Braun has a Motorcycle Club?
>>2519391
kys bitchtits
>>2519452
My spelling won't have effect on the Genetic Jackhammer
>>2519424
cute
>>2519451
He has a point, though
>>2519451
Pooinloos can't relate to masterdons
>Dana on her own for the first time
Cute
dana white and emma!
>>2519460
Going to these lengths to project 6 letters
>>2519364
Nah, I think he will try to make it to Wrestlemania 35 where Roman will drop the strap to whoever is the next guy after him, thus completing the Roman Reigns era.
It's going to be very tough tho on the ol' heartstrings tho when they announce WM XXXV will be hosted by none other than Vince himself.
>>2519451
BASED BRAUN WORKING THE SMELLY INDIANS
>>2519458
>te
Who is your favorite pornstars?
>old RAM logo on the Payback card
Dana and Emma muh dick
>get to see based Hardyz and the cringe House of Horrors match live
Glad I didn't sell my ticket
>>2519465
No, he's the main character if Raw.
BASED EMMA
Did anyone see that old raw logo in the payback match card?
>EMMA AND DANA FIGHTING
Please stop.
Did she says "feces"?
>>2519326
>is that the Drifter from NXT?
>That's the Drifter from NXT! What's he doing here?!
>crowd: DELETE DELETE DELETE
>drifter not shown again
>>2519472
>who is the Great Kali?
MY DICK IS NOT SURE WHICH ONE TO PICK
Here's your SD roster so far.
EMMA
M
M
A
>>2519391
do you not know what 4chan does?
They are trolling you reddit
Nice microphone
two fat bitches arguing
One of Dana's boobs is as big as both of Emma's put together, and Emma has pretty big boobs of her own.
>Her chin
I want to be Dana's protege
PAYING DUES
I AM ACTING
>Matt's indi gimmick not getting over with the WWE crowd
He was the only one doing the whole "delete" thing while the crowd sat on their hands
>Waifus fighting
Pls no.
>Dana's gotten better
LOL NO.
Dana is going over our Emma, lads.
>bayley trying very hard to look casual
hey look, it's Bayley here to ruin the show
>the city of Dana Brookes lips
>>2519494
Where is Kane?
emma is the definition of butterface
...actually when i think about it the entire divas div is. imiss the torrie trish days
WHO THE FUCK WAS SHE TALKING TOO?
Remove spic
Why does anyone care about any of these women?
Based Dana's tits causing feedback on the mic.
>>2519498
>two thicc bitches arguing
FTFY
>Dana's tits
>>2519391
Fuck out of here then, faggot
>>2519493
Always Dana. Just imagine the humiliating handjobs
>>2519494
>Hating on based JBL
Get worked
Hear from Baylay means a new Smackdown girl is going to interrupt
Dick status : MUH
>>2519494
the :( on mauro made me :(
>>2519492
How's he doing rn?
>>2519514
Still in Hell
>>2519116
KEK
the strowmountain
>>2519494
Remove Orton since he's fighting Bray at Payback and is a Raw exclusive ppv so he's definitely gonna switch over
>>2519509
dana has gained a shittonne of weight, hasn't she?
>>2519494
They lost a lot of bigger names.
>>2519494
Honestly, outsides loosing Miz & Maryse and the Intercontinental Title, I'm not upset at all.
Is Emma tall or is Dana just a shorty?
>>2519462
Well, the perfectly obvious thing to do would be to bring the Vintage Hardys back for the nostalgia pop, give them a little run, then segue into the Broken gimmick after people start to lost interest.
But this is Vince, so expect it to go like the Dudleys, with many dimes being flushed down the toilet because he refuses to let his guys be the least creative.
>>2519571
Emma isn't that tall.
Dana is pretty much the definition of the term "shortstack"
BEST GIRL IS HERE
smacklads hold me :/