RAW GAMETHREAD #3

>>2517276
He should stay based and say as little as possible.

What happens to the ic belt? Does dean keep it? Is ko going to smack?

PLEASE BIG DOG STAY ON RAW

Did Renee and Dean break up?

Face it, BBD is heading to /smack/ because vince thinks it'll get him over

>>2517298
yes
no

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Don't You Dare Old Man!

>>2517276
Did they just advertise AoT S2 on national TV?

what's the difference between an anti-smark and a mark

>>2517276
>smackdown fan
BEYOND FUCKED

Holy shit, why are there so many cunting adverts on American TV?

Is it worth booting up a stream this week?

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CALLING AJ STYLES WILL INTERRUPT BIG DOG

CAP IT

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>>2517276
>yfw Based Big Dog joins SD.

>>2517296
this. theyre going to ruin it by making him say a nice respectful speech about undercarder. he should just punch michael cole in the face and say its his yard again.

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>Roman on RAM
HA

So glad Smackdown is getting rid of some of the trash. Wish we kept Miz and Maryse though.

>>2517298
Who is the US champion?

>not even a transparent png logo for the sponsor

Does Neville ever wear a shirt?

>>2517301
they have since like 2 years ago nigger

thank you for the piss break senpai

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the only real loss SD had was Miz

gonna be sad as fuck when AJ shows up though

How can they mess something as simple and interesting as a fucking draft with this shitshow shakedown?

Just.

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time for le dab megaman

Does anyone actually enjoy 205? That's the shittiest part of ram

I kinda want heel TJP to have villain boss music

>>2517306
anti smarks are self aware

this is such a lazy way to reorganize the rosters

>>2517299
he will, aj will interrupt him

You guys I can't get over how much of a manlet Kurt Angle is.

Dare I say it, he needs to be removed as GM. We can't have two manlets running each show here.

IS THERE ANY DOUBT ANYMORE THAT SMACKDOWN IS THE A SHOW? THEY ARE DROPPING JOBBERS ON RAWKEKS

I'm confused, haven't watched in a few years...

There's no draft on the board to point out who exactly is drafted/when after winning a match?

I'm watchingi this with CC and barely at that, how is this working?

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>when BBD and Charlotte come to SDL

Reminder that if you don't like The Revival you're a pleb who doesn't understand the art of wrestling

>>2517321
Why would he he cut the fuck up.

WHERE IS THE BANANA????

>Lesnar holds Universal title hostage for 1 year
>IC title becomes RAM's top title
>US title = midcard hell
>Smackdown drafts Neville and gets the entire Cruiserweight division

y/n?

Good lord, JoJo's ass.

>>2517330
>shittiest part of ram
>not the women's segments

>Le Video game man

kek

>>2517321
I wouldn't if I had that physique.

>>2517289
>ya, a lot of programs are on a set time. Only sports and shit like award shows are live here. And it's not even all sports, Bellator MMA on Spike is shown on a delay.
>/asp/ tells me to get real tv to watch it live and not on stream
>finally get it real tv
>still can't watch it live
Shit like this is probably why WWE Ratings are so shit.
If they actually made it live EVERYWHERE it would probably do better.
Don't understand why they can't just change the time of certain shows to adjust for WWE.

Didn't know everyone had to stay up till 11/10pm to watch all of WWE.
Fucking retarded.

DAB
A
B

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he's going to dab

>>2517312
Why would we get aj vs Roman at payback 2 years in a row?

>>2517312
>>2517312
CAP IT RIGHT NOW

TJ Perkins is practically if Reddit the gimmick

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

>>2517340
MESSI MESSI MESSI

crowd is fucking dead for this mark

the living meme

So Jericho vs Owens is already confirmed for Payback

I guess the Universal title means that little that they need three titles

*dabs*

>>2517326
There isn't a draft. I swear the average IQ on /asp/ has to be somewhere near 70. Everyone here is so stupid. Everyone but me.

>No pop dab man

BOI HE DID IT

>>2517340
messi?

I unironically enjoy TJ Perkins' meme entrance

>>2517335
Your pasta is already stale.

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>>2517352

>>2517333
You can tell the crowd were expecting more than just 'oh here's this guy btw'

Thank god Dabman is not on Smack.

*dabs*

>Black outfit
Heel turn in 3

DUDE 8 BIT LMAO

[spoiler] I've never seen TJ before but his music is actually pretty good [/spoiler]

This crowd is so fucking dead. I kinda feel embarrassed for everybody involved right now.

I've literally never heard of T.J Perkins before but he seems like a complete gimp

Would you hate TJP less if he literally just stopped dabbing?

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Who /PerkinsMark/ here?

COMPLETE
SILENCE

>205 44 minutes into RAM

And millions tune out if any tuned in.

>>2517329
I want to fuck that Pharaoh Man.

When I met my wife she was already involved with multiple partners, I had never had sex, and, when we got married, I wanted to keep it that way. By our first year of marriage, she had already had a son by her lover, Chuck By our second, she was knocked up again, but this one we don't know the father. It's not that i'm impotentm trust me i've gotten tested, but that this is the lifestyle I want as a numale feminist. My wife is free to explore her sexuality, and I never pressure her to have sex with me. That's the way it should be. I love my wife's son as if they were my real sons, really I know this kind of situation might be hard to understand for men fuming with toxic masculinity, you know, anti-feminist men who hate woman, but this really is the future, and i'm living in the current year so I embrace it. Maybe someday i'll lose my virginity, and it might even be from one of my wife's lover who might be bi, and thats okay

>>2517367
you should get screened for CTE then

>can i play journalist for a moment?
>nope
kek cole btfo by based neville

>>2517354
BMAJ is perfect for getting Roman hear

>Homoerotic 8 bit Filipino
No thanks.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BANANA?????

>>2517367
Kys

Neville is great on the mic bros. Who would have ever thought.

cringe

>>2517309
>implying anyone who works would watch this shit

LMAO

I ONLY LISTEN TO VIDEO GAME MUSIC

I'm into Neville standing around like a weirdo this whole match

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>Miz/Maryse on Raw as Miz/Maryse
>Cena/Nikki stays on SDL
>Miz/Maryse still show up on every SDL dressed as Cena/Nikki

>Manic vs Aries

>>2517363
Then what is this?

How is this working/what's the structure?

>>2517379

Me no liking him has nothing to do with him dabbing

Jesus Christ, what's this crowd have against Perkins?

Boooooooooo

i love evil elf king Neville

He's really dope

Just tuned in, what have I missed?

i havent watced wwe in a year and holy fuck tj is the cringiest fag ive ever seen
did he really win the cwc?

I've always wondered

How do they change the ropes so quickly?

>>2517350
actually probably the opposite. If it aired live on the West Coast it would be at 5pm as opposed to 8pm which is prime time which gets why higher ratings. Tons of people are just leaving work at 5pm

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>>2517380

>>2517354
>>2517387
BBD VS BMAJ Payback was honestly WWE MOTY.

Even the crowd in this shit town hates TJP. The most powerful race my ass.

*DABS*

>/asp/ and the WWE are going to think the crowd is silent because the wrestlers can't draw and not because it's in the ceespool of Nassau Colosseum and it's always pitch silent

WHAT WAS THAT

WHAT DID I JUST SEE

>>2517276
>Can I be a journalist for a secon-
>NOPE

Based King of the babies

>>2517407
they paint them during commercials

>>2517407
its fucking fiber optics

>>2517400
You're just another /asp/ shitposter who secretly doesn't even like wrestling. I'm not going to help you. Look elsewhere, pleb.

>>2517405
>Miz, Maryse, Deanetty and Factsman on RAM
>The Revival sucks
>BEEG gets a payday

>>2517405
THE BANANA IS MISSING!!!

>>2517363
In full carny fashion, the WWE should have spun a wheel full of SDL stars and had Kurt spin it five times. And DBry does something similar on SML, maybe the ping pong fish bowls with RAM stars labeled on each. This is just flat and boring, like a Big Show appearance. They aren't even trying anymore.

Dab BTFO

>>2517418
CRINGE

>>2517407
They have 5 minutes during commercials, more if there's a backstage segment where the camera isn't on the ring

>>2517363
But even a shakeup, announced who went where, or at least make it clear. At this point I don't even know if miz or dean are actually on raw permanently

>>2517389
Banana was in the promo

>>2517407
colored tape

>>2517423
stop saying cringe , please

everybody is talking about the crowd but maybe the crowd would be more into it if this wasn't so fucking boring

>>2517350
lmao, did you just move here? it's been known since forever.

>>2517413
>rawtists are this delusional

SEETHING

>>2517407
Lil' Naitch and his team are basically the pitstop crew of wrestling.

>>2517429
finna CRINGE

>>2517429
cringe

>>2517418
Just concede this was a shit idea Kevin Dunn

Just do a generic draft lottery next year

>>2517400
It's not a draft, that's for sure. Literally no one - not one single person - ever said there would be a draft. Except you.

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How are the ropes purple?

Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?

What midcarder is Angle going to put in a match with KO for the US title to move them to SD?

>>2517429
cringe

>205Live
>Most exciting hour on television
>Doesn't even air on TV

What did he mean by this?

>>2517425
Cole said they are now on RAW

Who is US Champ?

>>2517425
>Cole says multiple times that Miz/Maryse and Ambrose are now on RAW
>I don't know if they are on raw permanently

grow brain cells

>>2517439
change

>>2517407
its cgi retard

>>2517426
YES BUT WHERE DID IT GO?

>>2517440
Reigns.

>>2517350
Stop whining, at least you don't live in a part of the world where you either watch a restream or you watch it on an obscure sports-channel in the high 200s in a year and a half.

>>2517443
Jericho

BASED DABMAN

LE DAB MAN WINS AGAIN

heel neville is based

>>2517439
see >>2517417

>>2517439
it's just tape, there's always a gap between matches and like 20 ring crew to do it quick

>>2517429

cringe

>giving this fag a w over AA

LOOK AT MY

*dab*

BASED DAB MAN

perkins turns heel

suddenly not a fag

Heel TJ?

>>2517437
Just tighten the trousers you wear on that planetoid you call a noggin and leave the adults alone please. We're trying to watch Raw.

>HEEL 8 BIT MAN

>heel TJP
nice

>Turn heel because I said so
Good reasoning

>heel TJP
fuck finally

Wait I thought this guy was a babyface

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They finally turned this asshole heel

DAB MAN HEEL TURN
BASED
A
S
E
D

EVIL DABS ON YOU

DABMAN
A
B
M
A
N

>>2517450
Is he gonna drop it or did he sign for summer? I can't imagine him on SDL

Why did TJP win if he was just gonna turn heel

i like this turn

>>2517443
KO for now until some Ram midcard beats him and is sent to SD

HEEL 8 BIT MAN

>YOU STILL SUCK

HEEL DABS

Oh shit! Dab Man's going for the bad end.

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>>2517450

>YOU STILL SUCK

>Le aggressive video game man

>>2517443
>>2517444
Cole is basically a white noise. maybe if miz actually said "i'm on raw now" idk
The US champ is...y2j? i think

>TJ redd.it turning heel again
Nobody cares about this numale

You still suck

good heelturn for the 8bit memester everyone hated already.

>YOU STILL SUCK

>>2517479

Based crowd

Missed opportunity to dab on him. It would have killed the crowd

>>2517439
they tape the ropes, then untape them

>source
I've been to RAM live

TJP BTFO

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>YOU STILL SUCK

>You still suck
Top fucking kek

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>le dab man turns heel
>just like his hero $cam nigton

really activates my almonds

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>YOU STILL SUCK

I TOLD YOU VIDEO GAMES ROTTED YOUR BRAIN

What's really baffling about /asp/ is that there are only about 50-70 people who post here, yet 80% of the posts each Monday and Tuesday would lead you to believe that most of these people have never watched these shows before. Some of the worst meme-ing and shitposting I've seen in ten years of being on 4chan.

>>2517487
But he doesn't have a beard?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU STILL SUCK

Do you think tj perkins has a fantasy feud with xavier woods all laid out in his head?

DABMAN IS THE ENEMY
>>2517483
Yeah I noticed. It's actually KO.

its amazing how quickly raw fell off after an amazing first episode after mania

I thought they were saying Cruisers Suck

HEELddit

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>You still suck

Just fire him lmao

Oh I muted it.
Perkins is heel now?

U DA MAN SEFF

>>2517418
>>2517438
That's pretty mean... I'm not shitposting I'm genuinely confused, just trying to make sense of this :/ Been a fan since I was 11.

>Dat awkward Enzo

Where is this Raw? the crowd is based

>>2517503
wat

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>YOU STILL SUCK

did he deserve this bros?

>>2517508
roman?

Seth, enzo, and cass

Make sec happen.

Is that the first time Seth, Enzo and Cass have interacted AT ALL on TV?

ENZO AND SEFF

>>2517505
It always does. Every year without fail. The only time WWE is good is between the Rumble and post-Mania Raw.

>*dabs evilly*

>>2517495
The children are always wrong. You'll understand that when you grow up.

>>2517508
Orbturn him into manik

You fags DO know Club vs Shield is already set for Survivor Series? AJ is heading to RAM

>>2517500
>subtlety bragging about being here for 10 years

>>2517517
When you even do just one dab then yes.

>>2517508
>crowd boos the heel
>fire him
Retard

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>YOU STILL SUCK

>>2517500
Cringe

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>>2517509
Yep

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Can I send dick pics to Renee if I get drafted to SD?

>>2517511
Just admit it, you're like me and only started waching again because of HB return

>emus
KEK AUSSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH!

>>2517527
Why would I brag about that? Why would anyone? That's like bragging about having dogshit on your shoe.

>>2517519
Have secs

On the stream I'm watching it advertised SD Live for tomorrow night and it advertised Deanetty vs Corbin for the title

>turn someone heel
>chant "you still suck"
That's not how it works.

>>2517500
seek sunlight

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>>2517526
DELETE THIS

I hope all Shieldettys stay on RAM.

If I hop the barricade does that mean I'm on Raw now?

It seems to be whoever shows up

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>yfw Cass gets sent to SDL and Enzo is stuck on 205 Live

BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS MAKE ME WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS MAKE ME WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS MAKE ME WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS MAKE ME WHO I AM

>>2517533
Dean lets his Shield brothers fuck Renee regardless

>>2517543
Kek

>>2517543

what's your finisher, anon?

>>2517500
how many times have you had sex in the last 10 years?

not enough

Is TJ Perkins the only heel that is actually getting booed?

>>2517538
*card is subject to change

>>2517534
Okay, I have no shame in admitting that lol. I watched for a few years then stopped around 2012/2013 then sort of checked in and out, on and off for a few years and they're back and I'm trying to get back into it so I don't know why you're being hostile.

When did normies start hating le dab man?

>>2517549
Just ask your mom

>>2517549

i cum while crying

BASED SEFF GOING TO SMACK

RAW IS DOOMED

>>2517500
finna tell ya to kys my man

Is Hepatitis C such an epidemic in the US that its drugs have to be advertised on huge TV channels? I wasn't aware it was a fucking third world nation.

>>2517551
BBD is getting the most heat.

>>2517551
Miz got Boos before the Cena thing

YOU SEE SEFF

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>>2517540
I haven't been on 4chan for every minute of the ten years. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough.

Excuse me I was promised BBD was here soon.

>that marking out dyke

>>2517565
IN THIS BUSINESS

Seth to Smack, AJ to Raw right now

>>2517557
Kamiya?

>HB47%'s movie

>SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS on titantron

THEY ARE EMBRACING IT

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>>2517526
>mfw the Bullet Club moves to Smackdown and it's a "Raw vs Smackdown" episode at Survivor Series all over again

Who /basedSeth?/

fuck WWE crowds man. "you still suck" to TJP. The dude won the Cruiserweight classic for a reason, I am not suggesting he is an elite star, but he is a good wrestler that deserves a change of pace, and to chant dumb shit like that is for no one but themselves. Fucking morons.

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>>2517526
>implying Romanetty isn't going to SDL

A ver donde están mis /Raw/ hermanos?

THE ARCHITECT

>>2517503
No, but I think they are both gay homosexuals.

SEFF WITH THE POP OF THE NIGHT

Seffetty back to NXT, screencap this

With deanetty ruining raw i hope the a+player and the demon kang goes to sd

RAM
Ramen
deanetty
Bray wyatt
Nakameme

Sd
BMAJ
Sef
Finn
Fat joe

This is how things should be

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Please stay in RAM.

>>2517554
Sorry, I should have mentioned that I'm not the person you were talking to before; I just interrupted.

I have no idea what's supposed to be happening in regards to this shakeup thing.
The last time I watched WWE was in like 2009 or something.

>>2517549
Cumming on the NXT Women's Title.

>>2517550
Shitloads. What does one thing have to do with the other?

>>2517549
Powerbomb set-up and I fall back into a stun gun

[CHEAP POP INTENSIFIES]

>>2517580
DELET THIS!!

>>2517586
NO

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>>2517580
En la basura, guey.

Thank god cringey Michael Jackson is staying on smack

>Seth Rollinzzzzzzzz

end it

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>>2517586
Kane?

>>2517561
Why would I do that? I love life. I just hate you people as much as you seem to hate Pro Graps.

Did Based Big Dog make an appearance yet?

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>war with triple h

Stay in RAM SEF.

>>2517580
ya valiste verga

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>>2517578
WWE crowd has been a shit show for years. Literally is just smarks and people who are in smark denial.

>WE

>>2517590
Alex, my man, is that you ?

>>2517600
CIA to RAM

>>2517586
Bane Kane is a great name. He should adopt the dark.

>>2517580
UN TRAIDOR!!!! Acá solo hay /Smack/ hermanos

WE DID IT REDDIT

Why do they give Seth these 1 man talk segments
They never work out great for anyone

JoJo is the worst Ring Announcer ever.

>sETH ROLLInnnNnnnnnZzzz

Joe will come out
print this

Damn. WWE is making it no mystery that the first hour of RAM is preshow level entertainment. Hour 2 has continually been the actual show kick off.

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>WE did it

>>2517578
*dabs in disagreement*

>>2517612
No my name is Greg

>>2517600
He's a big guy.

>>2517587
Like... superstar's are showing up here and looks like they're just like "We're here now!"

Is that how it's going to be tomorrow when we see whoever shows up on SD?

BORRRRRRRRRRR of the line
What did Seth mean by this?

If fucking AJ comes out right now...

YES ALL THE SHIELDETTIES ONE ONE SHOW WE FUCKING DID IT SMACKCHADS WE WON

seth is the face confirmed, seth will end roman's streak.

Confirmed

SETHETTY TO SMACKDOWN

He's going

SEFF STAYS ON RAW
SMACK WINS AGAIN

>>2517580
Pero mirá esa traición

SMOE JOE

>>2517625
My name is Jeff

HE'S FAT

>We
Also hahaha SEF is in RAM!

THANK YOU SEFF

Thank you Seth.

>>2517627
It certainly seems that way.
Like you, I also initially assumed it was some type of draft-esque thing, but obviously not.

>A video clip
>Not just Powerpoint
HOLY SHIT!

>>2517580
TRAIDOR!! TRAIDOR!! TRAIDOR!!!

Wow H threw put his wife through a table

SAD

NO JASETHY PLEASE DON'T COME TO SMA+CK

>>2517646
Gotta put Hunter and Stephanie over

>crowd is dead all night
>Seth is the first one that wakes the crowd up, an hour into the show

How can anybody say this guy isn't one of the best, seriously

does anyone else feel like WM was like 1 month ago instead of 1 week?

NEW
>>2517638
>>2517638
>>2517638

STAY IN RAM

>>2517625
Get back to work at Sonic you sum bitch.

SOMEONE STOP THIS FUCKING PROMO

pls dun go sef ;_;

>>2517639
my name is matt

lets be brothers and win the tag team titles, anon

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>>2517625

Thank fuck he's staying

NOOOOOOOOOO
NO SHIELDETTYS ON SMACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Jasethy speaking

OoOOOOH MYY

oh shit his autism is intensifying and he doesn't understand the rules of the shakeup

>>2517585
Maybe Finn should just go back to nxt, or back to the injured list.

>>2517664
We have to be BROKEN first

why are they chanting "you suck" at a WWE Hall of Famer?

>>2517707
18+

>>2517722
Worked

>>2517707
Because he sucks

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MY QUEEN

>>2517913

She's not like most girls.

>>2517947
See? She'll drop you on your neck if you disobey.