Flop Bomb Failure

>What Is: OP's attempts at having sex?

Why has she refused to do a sit up?

>>2514104
Doesn't know how and is delusional enough to think her flab will be tolerated in USA

>>2514095
Fucking ethered.

>>2514095
LOL

>>2514068
Kek

>>2514095
BTFO
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>>2514095
god damn

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>>2514095
Holy shit

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>>2514095
Sh-shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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I thought it was sweet of asuka to take time out of her schedule to show up at camp hope to play with the kids.

>>2514068
Still in developmental at 35 (thirty-five) what an absolute disaster this gook is

>>2515238
>>2515244
Ya got BTFO, kid. Take the L before your ass gets roasted any further.

>>2515248
Roast on by all means

>>2515248
Wrong guy nerd

>>2515308
I agree, white knighting a tubby gook dyke is a new low even for these dorks.

>>2515316
this
>OP makes a thread
>immediately replies to himself with WOAT bants
>samefags to oblivion to make it appear asuka has gotten her first win on /asp/

Based (Us) exposing flabsuka's single fan

>>2515248
Not op ya noodle head go take a shower

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>OP posts a bad bait thread and gets BTFO
>Suddenly multiple posts in a row defending OP
>Poster count doesn't go up

D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL

>>2514104
It would require so little for her.
Even doing 5 minutes of planks a day for a month would be enough for her rips not to look like they are falling out of her chest due to no muscles holding them tight.

One would think that they have easy access to gyms and personal trainers at NXT, especially because they barely even travel outside that college place.

>>2515646
She has full access to the performance center but chooses not to take advantage of it because she is a huge mark for herself.

>>2515308
>>2515316
>>2515320

>The Asuka spammer is so triggered he has to agree with himself over three posts to make it seem like we aren't laughing at him.

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>2515659
Somebody finally woke up from their nap.

Weeb samefagging his 500lbs ass off

>>2515308
Hi OP

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>>2514095
OP confirmed on suicide watch

>>2514104

Because you can't approach a female talent and tell her to "tone up" without getting fucking hammered in the media.

>>2516351
Asgooka has attemped (badly) to use sex appeal before. She knows how the game is

>>2514095
iconic