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>>2513981
HOLY FUCKING YUM

>Triple H fuming because he couldn't get AJ Styles to be one of his cocksuckers from nxt

>>2513981
Im finna bust a nut to Asuka's thicc delicious thighs

Name a hotter free agent from mid-2015

>>2513997
different belt numbnuts

>>2513999
Any male on the indies with even the slightest hint of name recognition

>>2513999
Chris Hero

>>2513999
exact same belt bitch tits

>>2514007
All physical belts were replaced in the latter half of 2014 after the WWE logo changed.

>>2514006
Hero didn't get red-hot until 2016.

>>2514002
>name

>>2513981
I'd eat sushi off her ass eat eat her sweaty pussy after a match desu

>>2514018
you don't know shit weeb it's the exact same belt

Asuka got Maddox cum in her flabby gut

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>triple h freaking loves her
>meltzer says she's the best worker in WWE besides AJ
>bryan alvarez says she's "fucking awesome"
>rated 9.36 on cagematch
>OP making hourly threads about her
>makes anti-smark seething with rage with every accomplishment and 4+ star match
>most over woman on /asp/

Asuka confirmed greatest of all time.

>>2514018
>getting worked by the autist that forces that every single day

>>2514025
HHH doesn't give a shit about this granny. Charlotte is his girl

>>2514035
This

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>>2514023
>>2514030
>I'm dumb as fuck

What did (you) mean by this?

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>>2514032
>>2514035
>>2514041
>>2514042
Same fag. Poster count did not go up at all with each of these replies. OP exposed.

>>2514047
>flop in the making
>Nakamura debut has over 3 million views already

>>2513981
>
oh it's this thread again

anti-smarks again

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>>2514049
>being this mad

>>2514055
I guarantee he's WWE World Champion before the year is out.

>>2514059
And a dancing midcarder by summer of 2018

>>2514058
>>2514058
You're not fooling anyone posting from both your desktop and mobile.

>>2514061
>AJ Styles-level contract
>a dancing midcarder

state of anti-smarks

>>2514042
This. How can anyone possibly believe otherwise?

>>2514058
>deleting cookies

HACK THE PLANET!

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THIRTY FUCKING FIVE

CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH

FAT

VINCE'S FACE WHEN

>>2514075
>smarks have convinced themselves that this jap has anywhere near the contract Styles has
the state of (you)

>>2514112
Post the evidence of the contrary that you have then.

>>2514075
show me AJs and Naks contract?

>>2514097
She will be your typical 80s/90s heel like Kamala and King Kong Bundy

Two or three wins against jobbers then fed to the champ in one big match then a jobber and fired all in under a year

>>2514126
>Already moved goalposts from "She's never coming up to main roster" to "She's only going to be up there for year before getting released"

>>2514126
>undefeated at over 160 wins
>beat goldberg's legit streak
>longest reigning NXT champ ever
>two clean wins against Bayley, WWE's new face of the women's division

Why are anti-smarks ALWAYS wrong? They said Nakamura would get his name changed to something stupid like Suzuki Nintendo, and he got to keep his name. They said his debut would draw crickets, yet he got the biggest reaction out of the entire Mania weekend. They said he would be a dancing midcarder, yet WWE is booking him to be the top face of smackdown with Orton according to the last WO.

>>2514128
I never once said she wasn't coming to the main roster. Reading is your friend

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>>2514097
>Vince's face when

>>2514126
That or a dancing jobber gimmick

>>2514126
Absolutely this

>>2514139
>implying gaitch's booking matters on the main roster
KEK. Tyler Breeze would be IC champion if that was the case

>>2514139
he debuted in front of a fat smark crowd. just wait until they're in front of the regular crowds. crickets, cancelled push

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>yfw Vince packages Flabgooka and Battle Cow as the female version of this tag team

>>2514158
Might need a fat suit or two

>38 replies
>11 posters

Hmm.

>>2514160
not really

>>2514157
>"regular crowds"

I.E. "crowds that agree with ME"

P.S. Over 3 million Youtube views in under a week.

>>2514190
views aren't dimes. asgooka flops in those too anyway

>>2514190
crowds that agree with him are by far the majority

unless you are the day after Mania or Chicago/NYC/Philly the crowds agree with him

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>/DOFA/ General ends
>Asukafags return to lurking and only posting when the discussion is relevant
>Fuming anti-fans are left the only ones consistently making threads about her
>Asukafags worked the anti's so hard that their unabated seething continuously fuels her relevancy and popularity here
>Asuka is now living in /asp/'s head, rent free

BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2514226
Man even her feet are ugly

>>2514226
So many cancerous buzzwords in one post that i just grew a tumour

Do you feel like you are fitting in yet? Unlike your shirt

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>>2514226
making fun of weeb faggots like you is an /sp/ tradition

>35
>fat
>can't speak English
>Vince and Dunn when they see this

meh, Vince has been pushing Roman for 3 years, it won't be worse than that

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>>2514269
>he thinks he's on /sp/
Don't you guys have some golf tournament to be shitting yourselves about?
For someone who hates Asuka so much, ya sure post about her a lot.
You sound like the type of guy who consistently watches a bunch of anime, then spends all his time complaining about how shit it was.
>>2514253
>can't think of a response other than personal attacks
D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL

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>>2514324
repeat after me weeb boy

35

FAT

CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH

How betrayed are anti-smarks feeling right now that their god Triple H has been so impressed by Asuka, that he's pushed her as the female face of his brand?

>>2514359
he isn't impressed, he had no choice

>>2514378
Go listen to that NXT conference call he hosted a few weeks ago. He raves about her.

>>2514193
>views aren't dimes.

Remember that next time you use them as an argument for pushing Romannetty.

>>2514206
lol this is gonna be really funny when Nakamura is one of the most over guys in the company by SummerSlam

>>2514389
>getting worked