What went wrong?

her playboy shoot was p good imo

Concrete tits.

>>2505089
Serious case of butter face.

She's working as an escort now. Blush in Pittsburgh PA. A little saggy but still a nice body.

Didn't do anal but it was worth it just to say I fucked a WWE star and playboy model.

>>2505102
what do you gain from lying on the internet anonymously

>>2505102
>She's working as an escort now.

The more you know, huh

>>2505102
>having to ever pay for sex

Yup, this is an /asp/ poster

>>2505106
Not a thing, hence me sharing a true fact.

I can't get laid so I go to escorts. She's an escort. Sad state for both of us but we both got something out of it.

>>2505109
You pay it for one way or another brother.

>>2505106
bro. she is escorting now.

>>2505102
How hard were those titties? are they really filled with cement?

>>2505118
Yeah, if you are a jabroni that has no game. Brah.

>>2505127
Firm and you could feel the outline of the implant. But she's about 10-20 lbs heavier than her E days so it's not as obvious. May have gotten new implants too, I dunno.

No lip piercing anymore either.

All the divas escort when the WWE visit Arab countries. Vince makes big money on those trips, brother

>>2505118
This. I'd rather pay 100 bucks to fuck an 8/10 like Ashley vs thousands to maybe fuck some normal 5/10 bitch.

>>2505089

Her surgeon was drunk during the time of the operation.

How much is she charging

>>2505102
Yelp and Google seem to think it's a shithole, even by Pittsburgh standards

>>2505176
20 for handy
30 oral
100 for PIV (must use condom)
Anal was off the table, trust me I asked.

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JUST

>>2505195
They aren't wrong.

Shady place and the buffet is mediocre at best. But you get some porn stars as featured performers and they'll usually escort for additional cash.

>>2505196

t. Larper

You'd be lucky if the toothless who on the corner of 3rd and MLK blvd charged those prices

>>2505196

Oral without condom?

>>2505203
jesus

>>2505089
Looks like there is some truth to her escorting

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/206749-ashley-massaro-linked-to-high-priced-escort-service

>>2505109
>pay $200 for no strings attached sex

>pay thousands of dollars courting a woman who *might* have sex with you if you're lucky and then pay thousands more raising a child until the woman divorces you and then takes half our money.

Yeah, fucking prostitutes is totally what a loser does.

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>>2505203
This is one of the few things online that actually makes me sad. I didn't even find pity for Virgil after the Lonely Virgil thing, and I don't feel anything for sunny and her disgusting porn, but jesus christ this one was just sad.

>>2505265
lol at having to spend thousands on a girl for sex you fucking noodle head. Just buy a girl a $5 drink, look her in the eyes and bring her back to your place you fuckin dork.

>>2505278

>t. virgin

>>2505290
I've fucked your mom more times than your dad, cunt.

>>2505294

18+

>>2505102
link to her page? I'm going to PA in July

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>>2505149
>8/10 like Ashley

>>2505196
lmao implying a celeb/former celeb would charge those prices

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Ashley was fucking dreadful even by the ruthless agression diva standard

Her match with Melina at WM killed the idea of singles women's matches on the card

>>2505110
Her booking fee is apparently $25,000. Don't you think that's way too much?

>turns out that guy didnt fuck ashley
>got a 2 dollar hooker from a dirty piss soaked strip joint
>drunk as fuck, dark room
>"h-hey aren't you ashley"
>"yeah whatever dude give me the hundred bucks lets get this over with"
>comes on here bragging that he fucked ashley

>>2505337
I'm the OP and it was her. Same hair, advertised as "WWE's Ashley", and had same face. If that wasn't her I could sue their asses for false advertising.

But trust me, she made the same noises riding me as she did in the ring.

>>2505196
FAKE AND GAY

A porn star can make 2 or 3 grand+ for an hour of escorting, I'm sure a former WWE diva can top that.

>>2506101
I lasted maybe 10 minutes, she knew what she was doing. I wasn't gonna pay for the "girlfriend experience" like a sucker.

Isn't she a fitness model or something now with black hair and even bigger implants. Or am I thinking of someone else.

>>2506108
you're lying lmao escorts don't work like that
they charge you for the entire hour whether you last 50 minutes or 5 minutes

why are you lying my man

Ooof. Like picking on a retard

>>2506129
I paid for PIV, not for an hour.

Bunch of virgins here never visited a hooker and never learned how to make good deals.

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>>2505203
holy shit this makes me sad

might pay her to blow me, live in state college, next time I'm in pittsburgh just to feel less terrible

>>2506145
>I negotiate the best deals with escorts
>Even though high class whores are picky with their clients and never negotiate prices, I alone can do it
>I was so good she said I could just keep my money actually and now we're friends

>>2506145
$100 PIV would be a good deal from Lashaunda lol with her that is what you'd pay to park outside

>>2506185
The kind of women who fuck clients from a strip club aren't high class escorts.

>>2505276
>>2506184
Yeah this was cruel. It made her entire world and then got shattered

>>2505089
Putting up Reddit ads seeking men to fuck her 15 year old daughter. Her Reddit is her name followed by 27.

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>>2506184

>>2506311
Says it doesnt exist

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holy shit
>As we reported a couple weeks ago, an adult venue in Long Island, New York, advertised the appearance of “five gorgeous girls from Playboy” including former WWE Diva Ashley Massaro, for last Wednesday. Ashley has posted a new blog on her MySpace page debunking the advertisement. Apparently it was false advertising on the part of the venue as she claimed she was no where near the strip club, or ever will be. Ashley wrote, “Hey a-holes that said I was appearing at a strip club last week. Dead wrong. I was no where near nor will I ever be, doing a SIGNING and or appearance in a strip club, I actually found it quite funny while I was at home updating my myspace. All of these so called news sites saying I would be there. Apparently tmz even wanted to talk about it. So crazy! So, for anybody that actually went there to see me and didn’t, I apologize for the lack of responsibility on many peoples parts. If I had known about this sooner I could have tried to fix it before anyone went there to see me. But alas I was alerted to it probably the same time as you guys. So anyone who went to that place to see me. Sorry you got duped, I’ll be sure to make another app. soon in NY to make up for that.”

>>2505337
This is exactly what happened

>>2506326
Maybe it got deleted? I came across her post in 2015. We talked on Kik, same as her Reddit name. When I realized her daughter was a minor I stopped writing back. Her ad made it seem like she had a nerdy daughter she wanted to hook up, but in reality she likes old guys fucking her kid.

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>>2506341
>outed as being a whore
>denies it

Well, that's definetly the end of that then. Clearly she was at home updating her MySpace.

>>2506345
you're so full of shit

>>2506354
>she literally wasn't there
Must be lying

She is hot (if you do drugs too)

>>2505307
Eh, I would.

>instagram is full of muh jesus Christianity shit

top zozzle

>>2506368
Ok internet virgin. It's fake just because you say it's fake. You know, vaginas are fictional too since you've never seen one.

>>2506070
Did she do spot calls?

>Belly to belly, into a reverse vaginal!

>>2505325
jesus christ what? She's charging 25K and operates out of fucking Pittsburgh?

>>2506374
No, of course. She was at home. Updating her MySpace. As you do.

>>2505089
Who?

>>2506407
>I'm going to make a fantastical claim about a celebrity whoring out her UNDERAGE Daughter to older men! and better yet, I'm going to offer 0 evidence that this really happened!!

You're fucking retarded

>>2506434
Out of Pittsburgh but I only paid 100 bucks to fuck her (with condom).

>>2505129
You've never had sex

>>2506534
> You think I'm posting screen caps of Kik conversations from 2015

Go find your fap material somewhere else faggot.

>>2505089
Don't know, but I think her choice of surgeon would be a good starting point.

>>2506844
>Fap material
Kill yourself faggot. You're accusing someone of not only a horrible fucking act, but a very serious crime and you're bringing 0 evidence to the table. "Oh it must have gotten deleted" isn't good enough you retarded faggot. Fuck off.

>>2506128
Sounds like Kaitlyn

>>2505089
0 talent
0 personality

Only thing she had going for her was her looks and even then most people weren't attracted to her in the least bit due to all of her fakeness.

>>2505102
I say, if I got that chance id take it. And I don't think I even watched wrestling when this broad was a thing.

>>2505089
I liked her Avril Lavigne mall punk gimmick. She would probably get booed if she were to come back.

>>2507012
I think she would just get a no reaction and everyone would be asking who the fuck she is

>>2505203
Goddamn, she's an idiot. The desperation in her response does make me feel a bit bad though.

>>2506884
You are correct, I mixed them up

>>2505089
this is my fetish. dumb airhead fake blonde with fake bolt on tits and (presumably) filthy in bed.

>>2505203
Ha that ain't even really Steph. Dumb slut

>>2506863

Accounts get reported you stupid bitch.

She fixed Matt Hardy after Lita.

>>2507958
Oh. I believe you now that she's pimping her underage daughter out to pedophiles now.

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>>2505203
this bitch is furlong tier

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>>2505089
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/m/?t=54760394

Tfw will never stick my dick in this

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>>2505102
>there were over 100 dicks in that before you got around

>>2508005
Cringe

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>>2505203
wew lad