Drunk and high El Patron goes shooting

He's perfect for Paige. Match made in heaven.

>Angrily explains that people who talk crap behind a keyboard remind him of “one of the bosses in WWE with a big fuckin’ nose who’s a big fucking pussy.”

/asp/ got BTFO'd

wwe not embracing paige being a party girl and del rio's midlife crisis were missed oppurtunities

>>2500968
Gaytch BTFO

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>>2500968
Based Alberto

>>2500968
Geez I hope Paige is ok in all of this. I know this is 4chan and we all like to be ironically edgy but Alberto Del Beaner can fuck right off if he's hurting Paige.

>>2501100
Kill yourself reddit

>>2501100
kill yourself and your family

>>2500968
>Claims Paige isn’t coming back to wrestling until he says she can
>Paige attempts to shut down the Periscope session throughout, but gets denied every time
Based Patron tamed the slag

no offense but you sound like a fucking faggot

>>2501143
beta detected

>>2501100
nigger

>>2501143
I hope to be offensive, you're a fucking faggot

PUNISHED PAIGE

Looks like someone lied about being okiedokie perro

LMAO Paige got BTFO'd there.
Alberto Del Benoit may commit it soon.

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>>2501149

>>2501037
At least im like HHH and not a angry cuck like Del Taco

>>2500968
Lmao you can see Paige's already regretting.

They let this man hold the WWE title. TWICE.

Easily the worst WWE champion in recent memory.

At least Miz is a well-known company guy who redeemed himself during his IC title run.....and Sid was fucking based as a character and during promos, despite being shit otherwise

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>>2500968
MAMMA MIA! Del Rio is shooting harder than Brad Maddox did in his fiancee's face.

>>2501219
His reigns as WWE Champ actually were pretty fun.

>>2501222
kek

The only time I ever found this guy entertaining was when he hit Santa Claus with his car

>>2500968
Based Hunter staying in Alberto Burrito's mind rent-free.

>>2501260
>had to apologize publicly to del rio
>had to pay him a shit ton of money
>had to re-hire him back for a shitload of money with hat in hand
HHH got BTFO and he was pissed about it

>a literal cuck

>>2501279
They lied about giving him a big push which Alberto ate up, then he was a geek in the midcard for a year.
HHH was probably laughing in the back when Del Rio had to put over fucking Kalisto.

>>2501291
while del rio still made 7 figures, bailed a year into the contract and fell in love

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>>2501303
>fell in love with locker room slut
Del Rio is LITERALLY drunk in the streets having a midlife crisis

>“one of the bosses in WWE with a big fuckin’ nose who’s a big fucking pussy

Gaytch BTFO

How will he ever recover?

>Marrying used goods
>Implying that he wants kids with a specific used goods

>/asp/ having the audacity call him based or alpha

>>2501219
>easily the worst WWE champion in recent memory

Who is Seth Rollins?

And don't even look at me with that Carter, Jasethy shit. Seth was probably the worst incarnation Of the chickenshit heel champion ever put on TV. He did absolutely nothing of value except accidentally break Cena's nose

>>2500968
>being this butthurt
>the state of Alberto Del Midcardo

I'm gonna laugh my balls off when he gets Paige completely fired.

>>2501162
Are you implying Gaytch isn't a cuck? And by cuck I mean Gaytch jerk off to his wife fucking other men

>>2501473
I think they both fuck other men.

>>2500968
>walking around times square completely drunk out in public and trash talking your former boss while your embarassed fiancee who's had her nudes leaked tries to distance herself

I can't wait to see this unravel

>>2501449
thats what she wants but the wwe doesnt want to.

>>2501219
>>2501437
>>easily the worst WWE champion in recent memory
Daniel Bryan with one of the worst title runs in the history of the company didnt show up to raw after mania and then didnt show up for raw for 3 weeks and when he did it was for 5 mins. Defended the title once before vacating it. Honestly one week it wasnt his fault because of his dad dying thats understandable.

Then of course dean ambrose and his 1.87 killing ratings and just killing mainevents in general.

>>2501100
I'm getting a real domestic abuse vibe from Alberto. It's not going to end well for Paige. I feel bad for her tbqh

ALBERTO EL JUSTO

Hatters gonna hat

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>wrestlers fucking SEETH over people posting shit online

Do most of them always google their names?

>>2502056
you dont need to google, they have social media comments for that

>>2500968
>Shes expecting a little Alberto in there

HOLY SHIT BENOIT SOON

>>2500968
bump

>>2503700
Pretty sure he did a bump or two before that periscope

Legendary shoot and Paige has pink eye from rimming Alberto's brownhole

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>tattooed Papi on herself

What kind of fucked up daddy kink is this

remember when Christy mack got a "property of war machine" tat

WHAT'S PAIGE EL PATRON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>>2501037
How else are we supposed to let him know how we feel.

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>>2500968
>Big nose