ITT: Wrestlers that make /asp/ SEETHE

We love the King of Making Roman Look Strong Style though.

>>2498252
BASED

I fucking hate that gook
Can't wait for based Vince to give him the sushi chef gimmick he deserves

>>2498254
FROTHING

>>2498253
BKOMRLSS

>>2498254
BKOSSWTAS

>>2498254
BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THE ANTI SMARKS

How does he keep doing it, bros!?

>>2498259
BKOMRLSS

>>2498254
BKOSSWTAS

>>2498263
It's funny because it's true

>>2498258
>>2498263
BKOSSW/asp/IASB

BKOSSWTAS

Based King of Making Roman Look Strong Style Finna Job to Miz and Work the Obese Smarks into a Basement Riot

>>2498252
>King of Making Roman Look Strong Style
But that doesn't even make sense since they'll never wrestle each other.

>>2498288
I hope they do eventually, but yeah, it's not happening anytime soon.

>>2498288
They are main eventing survivor series in a cross brand match dude.

>>2498292
That'll likely be Roman v Bork for the Universal Title.

>>2498304
>crossbrand
>roman vs brock
.....
???????

>>2498306
Bork will get drafted to SDL in a trade with Randy.

>>2498304
Wrestlemania. Survivor Series is barely a major ppv these days.

>>2498310
they can't trade champions

>>2498318
Who said they can't?

>>2498332
They did when they made the galactic title look like a fucking twizzler.

>>2498249
Fat, ugly, old cunt hope she dies

>>2498336
She should really be the new blue blazer.

>>2498336
SEETHING

>>2498256
Erick Rowan?

>>2498245
>>2498249
>haha i'm proud to be a retarded weeb xD

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You can really just use any wrestler of Japanese descent.

I highly doubt anybody really seethes here. You just have people who like making chink jokes vs people who wish they were chinks. It's really just banter.

>>2498507
>t-they don't really hate my gooks
Yes, we do. Kys

>>2498478
Stay mad.

>>2498522
I hope you get cancer

>>2498523
>>2498528
>fuming

>>2498347
That would be amazing I would watch the footage daily

>>2498538
this

>>2498532
Ya absolutely seething ya pinhead

>>2498245
>>2498249
I may like anime and jap culture, but shit gooks are ugly yellow fucks.

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Kenny Omega with his fake 7 star matches in the Beijing Bingo Dome in front of 50 homeless old ladies.

>>2498547
Kys weeb scum. You're lower than niggers

BKOSSWTAS

>>2498256
should've kept his ring of meme name... it fits him perfectly

>>2498336
>>2498478
>>2498547
Thanks for proving his point.

>>2498245
anything cuck culture
anything nxt meme
anything indy shit

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I love Sami because he's the personification of everything /asp/ hates. Literally the Roman Reigns to anti-smarks

>>2498735
The only thing I have against Sami is that he's ginger and muslim.

>>2498748
>the only things I have against Zayn are things that he was born into

>>2498765
He's a grownup now. He should have the mental capacity to not believe in a sandnigger death cult.

>>2498767
see, this level of rage he brings out of greaseball antismark neckbeards is why I like him

>>2498774
What rage? It's not my problem if he's a retard who can't differentiate between fiction and reality.

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>>2498767
Based multi-cultural enrichment Zayn working the islamophobettys

>>2498782
Based Trump working ginger mudslimes into a frothing rage

>>2498790
based drump working what remains of his rapidly shrinking contingency into a shoot by not keeping campaign promises or being able to get anything passed

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>>2498807
SEETHING

>>2498245
What is it about based Nips that makes anti-smarks so mad? Even Russo is all autistic about it.

>>2498985
It doesn't make me upset but from a business standpoint I don't understand why you would push something in America(goat market) that is destined to fail. It's like sending a mma guy out to box Floyd Mayweather, it just isn't going to be good.

>>2498245
Any wrestler that's popular and goes against this sites edgy contrarian culture

>>2499032
It's not edgy brutha, it's the American way. If it isn't a kung fucking movie the gooks have no purpose here.

It has been interesting to see Carter's new shtick of trying to get everyone to go along with edgy racism.

>>2499052
Carter is pushing the pro nak shit. Most of the board has fun making fun of Japanese people. Also Hey Carter!

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>mfw I want to go to a wrestling show, but not a local bingo hall.jpg
>mfw WWE isn't coming to LA anytime soon.jpg
>mfw I learn NJPW is coming to LA.png
>mfw when their sold out.jpeg

>>2499097
Dude I have some good news for you.

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The real answer

>>2499104
what's that anon?

>>2499110
You just saved a bunch of money by not going to that shitty joshi show.

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this guy (or her or whatever they wanna be)

them and the other "super fans" where the fuck does this money come from???

>>2499110
they're going to be adding more seats at some point.

>>2498256
>An arab indy darling that pretends to be mexican

It´s like he was made to trigger /asp/

>>2499189
But he is not attention whore, unlike the clown or Lesnar guy.

>>2499189
Probably part of the production crew.

>>2499189
No hating on the ghoul, he's the least obnoxious superfan ever

Punk

>>2498371
yes king

>>2498735
>anti-smark idol can't lift anybody heavier than Styles
>smark idol powerbomb Cena with a broken freakin' arm

>>2499029
i agree. we all remember how badly anime was received here. americans just don't like japanese stuff

>>2499029
>Nakamura is destined to fail
>over 2.5 million views on Youtube in under 3 days

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>>2501081
>youtube views meaning anything
Autistic Michaer Jackson is going to flop whether the crowd likes him or not.

>>2501097
But I be YouTube views are very important when it comes to proving Romanetty is a "draw" right mark?

>>2501097
But I thought Youtube views proved Roman was a draw ;^P

>whether the crowd likes him or not

A scathing indictment of modern WWE.

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>The Miz will bury shnokse clean
>Shookske Goes to the Midcard
>Jobs for based gaycops
>Shaskaie given dancer to aiden gimmick
>Literally Fandango 2 Japanese Boogaloo

I will not let you false hype me, Jeff is back sasuke is done.RIP F

Just being real.

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>>2501097
>whether the crowd likes him or not
oh the irony!

>>2498245
>>2498249
>OP got worked by /asp/'s shitposting so hard he made a thread to defend his favourites

Who are these two btw

>>2501120
>>2501123
>>2501181
holy fuck BBD livin in yo heads
Add BBD to the list, OP

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Dave Meltzer

>>2501183
>he didn't watch /SmA+ck/ this week

Everybody laugh at this fucking loser!

>>2501193
What did he mean by this?

>>2498256
>El Generico is funny as fuck
>Sami Zayn is generic as fuck
Hmmm...