Book a storyline

>>2495217
Lets book a storyline together

i start

>Cena comes out

>>2495229
>That's a damn fine speech, superstar, but lemme tell you this

>>2495234
>I've been in the ring with the best of them, and they've all fallen!

>>2495242
>fallen like your wife over my dick!

>>2495242
>Why? Because I'm John Cena Recognize!

>>2495247
>YOU SEE... the point is that... In this business...

>>2495248
IF YOU WANNA BE THE MAN

>>2495246
>>2495247
>>2495248
The cream always rises to the top, and boy, your cream ain't nothing but CRAP

>>2495252
fk forgot to green text, I'm bad

>BUH DUN, BUH DUN, BUH DUN DUN DUN, BUH DUN, BUH DUN, BUH DUN, DUN DUN

>>2495252
>Because, THE CHAMP. IS. HERE, AND I AINT GOIN NOWHERE

>>2495252
>Now Ryback comes out

>>2495259
>*leaves for 5 months*
>>2495260
>THE BIG GUY HAS ARRIVED

>>2495261
>NOW REMEMBER, THIS MATCH IS A ONE ON ONE 400 LIGHTUBES AND NO ROPES BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH

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>>2495260
I'M STUPID

Matt Hardy gets sent to Smackdown and starts feuding with Orton. At Summerslam it's Matt Hardy Vs Randy Orton in the main event. Orton's hit 4 RKO's but Matt keeps kicking out Orton becomes desperate and has to resort to the greatest weapon in his arsenal... The punt. Orton wins and Hardy disappears for a month when he returns he's broken because of the punt and goes over Orton at the next ppv ending the feud.

>>2495268
>Announcer: "OMG HE'S DONE IT, HE'S DEFEATED THE BIG GUY TO WIN THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

>>2495272
>WAIT WAIT WAIT! ITS ZANDIG! ZANDIG IS HERE!

>>2495275
>OMG ZANDIG HAS JUST BEEN PINNED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BY JOHN CENA!! Love him or hate him, John Cena is the greatest of all time!!!!

>>2495279
>BUT WAIT! MISTER MONEY IN THE BANK IS HERE, KING, TELL US ABOUT THIS YOUNG MAN WHO WON MONEY IN THE BANK JUST 24 HOURS AGO

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>BAH GAWD THAT'S CM PHIL COMING TO CASH IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE

>>2495283
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ZANDIG FUCKS UP CM PHIL WITH A MOTHER FUCKING BOMB (I think that its his finisher)

>>2495282
>>2495283
>King: "THIS YOUNG MAN HAS WON MITB 3 TIMES, COLE! HE'S A FORMER WWE CHAMPION AND HE'S ALSO WHAT THE YOUNG KIDS CALL STRAIGHT TO THE EDGE!!
>CM PHIL HAS DONE IT! HE'S DEFEATED JOHN CENA

>>2495293
>>2495295
>REMEMBER KIDS, THE 24/7 RULE IS IN EFFECT!
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HE'S DONE IT! ZANDIG IS UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!

>>2495295
>YOU KNOW COLE, I TRIED TO GO STRAIT EDGE ONCE, THEN I REALIZED I WAS USING A PROTRACTOR

>>2495295
>NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT WE HAVE SASHA BANKS VS CHARLOTTE IN A NO HOLDS BARRED HELL IN A CELL 60 MINUTES IRONWOMAN I QUIT MATCH

>>2495295
>Conor McGregor is here to challenge CM Phil

>>2495301
>OOOOOOOH MY COULD IT BE

>>2495306
>IT ITS

>>2495298
LOL FUCK OFFFF KING
>>2495300
>WHAT'S THIS? I'M BEING TOLD A THIRD PERSON IS BEING ADDED TO THE MAIN EVENT, AND, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS! IT'S JOHN CENA!!!
>>2495301
SECURITY IS RUSHING TO THE RING TO BEAT UP THE CONNIE MCGREYGOE

>>2495310
>ITS FINLAY

>>2495312
>AND FINLAY WITH THE CUDGEL TO MCGREGOR

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>IT'S FLOYD MAYWEATHER, HE'S GOING AFTER CONOR WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!

>AND THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY ROBLOX! BECAUSE CLUB PENGUIN IS DEAD

*lights go out*

>>2495298
>YOU KNOW, JR, I TRIED TO GO STRAIT EDGE ONCE, BUT HE SAID LITA WAS ENOUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH35youXIls
>THE GENERAL GENERAL MANAGER OF RAW IS HERE, COREY. WHAT DOES HE WANT? CAN HE SORT OUT THIS FRIKIN MESS?

>>2495322
>YOU KNOW, MAGGLE, I TRIED TO BE A SMARK ONCE, BUT I CANT BE THAT RETARD

>>2495321
>OH MY! IT'S BRAY WYATT! AND HE HAS, IS THAT HORNSWOGGLE?! THEY'RE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF FINLAY! THIS IS A MUGGING

>>2495326
>TAKES A MIC
>"OH ITS TRUE, ITS DAMN TRUE"
>LEAVES FOR 11 YEARS

>Well now, so far, it's been one hell of a night here at Monday Night /asp/, but now, here is a word from out sponsors

>>2495347
>YOU WANT TO BE A BIIIIIIG STRONG KID? WELL, YOU CAN BUY THE NEW SACK OF BALLS OF RYBACK! ONLY ON THE WWE SHOP

>>2495352
>Also brought to you by "Hit those Weights" Shower Gel! If you don't get the ladies in one night, you probably made them seethe! uses for ages 18 and older

>Cena promo about how great he is
>Cena is out for another 5 months
>Ryback vs John Cena in a 400 lightubes no ropes barbed wire deathmatch for the universal championship
>John Cena is the new universal champion
>Zandig comes out
>CM Phil comes out
>Zandig fight with CM Phil
>CM Phil cashes his money in the bank briefcase on John Cena
>CM Phil is the new universal champion
>Zandig pins CM Phil and is the new universal champion
>Conor Mcgregor challenge CM Phil but gets fuck up by Floyd Mayweather
>The GM Kurt Angle does nothing and is out for another 11 years
>Bray Wyatt and Hornswoggle Def. Finlay
>Sponsors time

>>2495358
>This is all thanks to you, the /asp/ Universe! Thank you for inviting us into your dark depressing homes!

>>2495367
>DONT FORGET THAT WE HAVE MONDAY NIGHT /ASP/, TUESDAY NIGHT /WOOO/ AND NXSHIT

>>2495217
Serious question, OP was waiting something like this to happen or he wanted some serious storylines?

>>2495376
we're on 4chan, nothing is gonna be serious when you leave your story up to a bunch of random anons. But this chaotic storyline we've made so far has been some of the most fun I've had on this board in a while. 10/10 I'd let /asp/ book for me anytime

What game had the best storyline creator? Not talking GM mode I mean the actual angle creating thing that some of these games had. Not TEW or whatever, I want something that has visuals.

>>2495380
Yeah, for a promotion crazy as fuck like CZW or something like that /asp/ would be great bookers

I watched old CZW (1999-2004) and some of the storylines are based af, its a shame everyone hates that promotion for the deathmatch shit they do

>>2495385
WWE 2K14 Storyline Creator?

>>2495358
I can smell the ratings already