ARRIVE AUTISM LEAVE

>>2490871
Why should I care about this guy?

Le entrance meme guy

>>2490871
So fucking cringy.

>>2490874
I have not seen a reason why you should.
Just comes off as a spastic faggot to me

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>yfw BASED Miz does a spoof of LE DANCING CHINAMAN

>>2490874
Because he triggers the fuck out of antismarks.

>>2490892
I can't wait for the SJWs to call for his firing if he does

>>2490912
Mania is over, you can return to reddit now

>>2490912
Sheeeeeeit

>le black violinist

>>2490925
did they?

>>2490898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6NKdthd4U

BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THE ANTI SMARKS

>Doesn't utter a single word
>Gets pop of the night
>Makes /asp/ seethe
R E N T
F R E E

>>2490941
>doesn't utter a single word

That's because he literally can't

king of cringe style

Based Nakamura working the anti smarks into a frenzy

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B O I L I N G

According to Adam from WC he actually had a match with Dolph Ziggler, they just didn't show it on tv.

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Cringe

>>2490989
Someone periscoped it and I saw it. It's about what you'd expect. Crowd was hot for it, though.

>>2490962
Literally a better promo than some native speakers

>>2490962
Only time I've ever heard this dude speak was when Samoa Joe challenged him for a match and he replied "Yuu err on"

based antismarks working the Nakamuradrones into a sobbing mess

All you need to do is change it to "NEVER EVER LEAVE" and you've described most of the shitters on /asp/

>>2490871
I don't watch NXT.
Who is this chink spaz?
Why do I care that he has a seizure to the ring in his shitty red kimono?

>>2491297
something something charisma
something something strong style

>over 1m views on jewtube already

Everybody is triggered.

>>2491297
Because he could legitimately murder any full-time guy on the roster and then celebrate with dance moves from Thriller.

>>2491348
He's gonna murder former NCAA wrestling champ and UFC Heavyweight Champ Brock Lesner?

>>2491353
>full-time guy

With that said Lesnar nowadays is not peak UFC Lesnar. One bad hit to his guts could kill him.

When is he going to hit the weights? The absolute state of his noodle arms.

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>>2490994
CRINGE

>>2490989
>>2491006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILnJSG_5A0

>>2491421
>Ziggler kept Shinsuke in a rest hold until the crowd got rid of the beach ball

Based

>>2491421
>random unrelated chants
>beachball

Cancer

>>2491297
he has high work rate and amazing psychology

>>2491412
When he fails at getting up somebody for any of his power moves.

>>2491421
NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYONE

JUST SMARKS KILLING THE BUSINESS

>>2490871
Yesterday it was the first time since he came to the WWE that I got excited about a probably feud with Cena. Neve rtought about it but I would like to see Cena/Nakamura more than any other feud they have for him

>>2490962
nakameme BTFO

>>2491455
>crying about smarks

King of Cuck Style.

>>2491457
>wanting to see Cena/Nakamura over anything else

King of Shit Taste Style.

>>2490962
Neither can Roman, but he keeps trying.

>>2490892 and Maryse imitating Asuka(saying ching chong bing bong), Assyse and Mizuke.

>/pol/turds actually think modern WWE is going to do any segment that could even remotely be perceived as racist

>>2491526
>/pol/ living rent free in your libtard mind

el o el

>>2490912
baleedat

>>2491540
go back to your cuckshed

>>2491555
I'm not from /leftypol/ though. : )

>>2491560
Is that chan an "alternative fact"?

>>2490874
>You should care because muh oozes charisma by spazzing reasoning
lel

Antismarks getting worked real hard

>>2491516
This please

>>2491415
This middle aged fuck is both hilarious and tragic at the same time.
He near on cries when talking about Cena, and the fake studio overlay he uses is embarrassing.
But his rants are gold.

What is the appeal of Nakameme?

Another indie darling with 10/10 wrestling skills? What about his CHARACTER & CHARISMA?

>DOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO, DOOO
>DUDUDU DUDU DOOOO

>>2492908
DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIIIIIIIMES DIIIIMES

DI-DI-DI-DI-DIMES DIMES

>>2491567
>liberal banter
?????