>Introvert nerd >Gets bitches How does he do it?

Simply by being different from the all the jocks backstage.

>>2490104
>straight edge
Haha fucking yeah right. Look at his eyes and how red his face is. Dude is fucking wasted in that pic.

>>2490104
Hi Phil!

Did you have your first beer tonight? Feeling froggy shilling your wife's book and now yourself?

>>2490104
Well he's a cocky douchebag and that's good enough to get you finna laid

>>2490104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H-XIoE5fvI

>>2490104
he's not an introvert obviously and he looks quite good + has the whole pseudo rockstar thing going

don't even try to compare him to actual nerds e.g. most wrestling fans

also the divas get passed around by everyone in the back

remember Orton saying he could name at least ten guys who went over Kelly Kelly and they weren't even A level

>>2490440
BASED SNEKMAN

>>2490104
Chads and bimbos have been pretending to be nerds since social media took over from TV.

Being a geek or an introvert is now a pose.

>>2490219
>"It was a good size."

Punk confirmed of having a small dick.

hating everyone and being hated by everyone regardless of who you are usually gets you girls

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>Fucks the hottest bitches in the locker room
>Marries a pajeet

/asp/ BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOKnr00kijM

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cucked Mike
cucked Daniel
cucked Big Match John

>>2491094
AJ is Latina

>>2490104
Intelligence is sexy.