Smackdown Live game thread #4

Hogan rumored to be return tonight FYI

Boypussy > girlpussy

>the fucking city of cuckdown

LITERALLY DID NOTHING
NOT EVEN A PROMO LOL

HOLY SHIT JIMMY WANG YANG

>>2487918
email?

>>2487890
>taker
I got some bad news for you...

Any chance Becky takes a dump on air tonight?

>>2487909

If that happens, SD wins. [spoiler]but it won't, are you retarded?[/spoiler]

nice to see Rowan is back I guess

Don't watch NXT but that singing along with Shinsuke's theme is based af

Don't know why he did nothing though, pointless really

RAWTISTS GET BTFO AGAIN

>>2487933

I wish. I'd love to eat it.

RAWTISTFUMING

>>2487918
man ass. it's man ass. it's cool if you're gay, but don't try to make it sound straight.

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>>2487901
Fuck off its his time

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Me and my wife's son are getting hungry and the missus is out with her boss late again, so we gotta make something ourselves.

What should i make?

where were you when Nakamura saved Smackdown

>>2487918
>not boipussi
Fucking pleb.

I hope they have better shit planned.

They need AJ and Shane to save this fucking show tonight

so did Cena just send Nakamura out there because he was afraid of the pops Miz was getting? please tell me I'm not the only one confused by what just happened

>>2487909
Who?

>>2487938
They're paying him like John Cena, so I wonder of he'll only wrestle certain dates like Brock

>>2487947
Get some new fridge picks if you finna post this every week.

>>2487938
he came to make an impression, branlet

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>you will see Nakamura v Cena in your lifetime
I am so fucking excited.

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>No Nakameme vs AJ match before AJ goes to Raw

the DB/Nakamura/Miz interplay could be great

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>>2487933
>>2487941
>le eating shit meme

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>reminder that nakamura vs aj isn't gonna happen

>>2487949
>saved

Is that code for killed?

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>>2487942
Because of some gook with a meme song and some jobber with a meme chant

All the dimes are on Raw

Is Nakamura kino or not?

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>more pointless NXT jobbers that'll never get over on the main roster

Guys I think we lost to that stupid RAM,nakamura just came and left.
Feel your heart and tell me smackdown won this week.No you can't.

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>BMAJ and Bliss to RAW
>Botcha and Ramen to Smack

>>2487975
BASED

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>>2487959

>>2487956
You are not alone senpai

>>2487956
Miz might be annoyed that he was interrupted and feud with Nakamura

DUNN DUNN

>>2487947
If the microwave works, a grilled cheese.

>>2487978
hold back those tears son

Imagine marking out over.....nothing.

This is how awful Smackdown is.

I just came back from work, had to do extra hours tonight, what did I miss? I need details and everything please

Why even pretend this is going to be a street fight? Why not use a less extreme match stipulation they can totally not live up to?

>Corbin coming out to literally 0 (ZERO) reaction

>>2487909
Source or shuddup..

Inb4 Corbin no you shuddup

>>2487956
I didn't like that too, why ruin the Miz pops for some gook that could've debuted later.

HOLY SHIT THIS DEAD CROWD

>wyatts
>another borin corbin match

is there any reason I should keep watching? yikes

>>2487956
Is that what happened? Im just tuning in right now senpai

>>2487901
This entrance makes me think...does Corbin have a Randall Flagg gimmick?

>being "treated" to a pre-show rematch

thanks guys

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why doesn't he shave his head?

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>Deanetty

>>2487974

What else would you do with such a valuable resource?

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Daily reminder.

Roman is going to Smackdown. Nakameme will be fed to the based big dog

>>2487968
>branlet
Nice try retart

I like when the NXT guys have a crowd participation type thing so you can gauge how over they are

Wow Dean with a pop. Must not be in the ring yet.

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>Corbin isn't liked enough by casuals
>isn't shitty enough to be hated by smarks

jesus fuck, how do you even do that?

>Balding Borbin vs. The Janetty of The Shield

You really can't salvage this horrible show. The shake-up is really necessary. Maybe you'll get Rusev.

>>2488011
>dubs confirms Borin Corbin
send to RAM, he's finished

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I'm more into what they do with korbin than whatever that wiggly asian does
>ambrose
hey look, a falling star

BIG BASED BARON THE REAL BIG DOG THE REAL KING OF STRONG STYLE THE REAL CREATOR OF THE SHIELD THE REAL ANDRE THE GIANT THE REAL PHENOMENAL ONE

>>2488002

Benoit came back and wrestled Owen Hart until Test and the Big Bossman came out and interfered.

quien /LOBO SOLITARIO/ aqui?

>>2488014
Its more of a BLACKED gimmick

>>2487951
>boipussi
>not boipucci
Fucking pleb.

>>2487984
I dont watch Raw, who is Botcha?

Why is Dean being wasted on this fucker that can't string a match together?

>>2488033
finna post boipucci

CORBIN SEETHING

>SEETHING

>SEETHING

>>2488001
RAW has done it plenty of times with the Undertaker. The same shit, too, where he wastes 10 minutes slowly walking to the ring, says his catchphrase, then leaves.

>SEETHING

This week in WWE.
>Nakameme comes out, does nothing, massive pop.
>Roman comes out, does nothing, massive boos.
Really makes you think.

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>Deanetty

Is Tom /ourguy/?

>>2487991
Miz wasn't interrupted, he was leaving the ring b4 the violin man came out

>>2488042
Sasha "the Dark Horse" Banks

what does alexa bliss's asspussy smell like /asp/?

That was a pretty based line JBL

>>2488035
Yo no pero es mejor que Deanetty

C O R B I N
S E E T H I N G

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>deanetty

>street fight
>not fighting in the street
>not throwing fireballs

Holyshit, all these girls...

https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/849427451512053764
https://twitter.com/BillieKayWWE/status/849427567291531266
https://twitter.com/ToughDaria/status/849427665304113153
https://twitter.com/WWE_MandyRose/status/849428116015546368
https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/849428364867883009
https://twitter.com/WWEPeytonRoyce/status/849428584120946688
https://twitter.com/YaOnlyLivvOnce/status/849429051752275971
https://twitter.com/WWEEmberMoon/status/849429116579401729

>>2488013

mis and myrese came out as cena and nikki and were super over with the crowd actually laughing and out of nowhere nakamura complete with negro violinist. and I'm a huge naka fan but I'm kind of confused

SEETHING

>>2488020
Nah, they want to feed Brock to him first

I hope they actually take this out into the street

CORBIN FINNA SEETHING

>>2488059
I'd settle for her armpit desu

>>2488054
>"corbins finna seething"
yeah im thinking hes /ourguy/

CORBIN SEETHING xD

Get it? Like the /asp/ meme? xD

>>2487918
Wtf is a boypussy?

>corbin is seething

CORBIN SEETHING

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>street fight
>Not on the street

SEETHIN

Who ready for a Big Dog and Dean tag title reign?

>>2488070
based swagsuke borked all of them

>>2488083
it's a pussy with balls i think

>>2488070
Nakapantydropper

>>2488070
Based Chadsuke

>>2488078
Armpitpussy is best pussy.

>>2488070
BASED SPAZZY JAP BUILDING HIS AMERICAN HAREM

>>2488070
>Wrestlers being marks

I hate this generation. Bunch of no drime-drawing charisma vacuums.

>>2488088
better than

>no DQ match
>gets disqualified

Already better than Ambrose's Street fight with Lesner.

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>>2488070
HOLY SHIT BASED CHING CHONG

>>2488082
Cringe

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>>2488070
How can whitebois compete?

Missed the first hour lads, what happened?

>>2488070
>Alexa
>Charly
>AJ Styles
>Braun
>Now Nakamura

Holy fuck Based Battlecow is horny

>>2488070
Sluts

>>2488070
BASED STRONK SHINSUKE GAVE ALL THESE BITCHES HIS KINSASHA

HOW CAN WHITES AND BLACKS COMPETE?!

>>2488113
FUCK. OFF.

>>2488058
ah.
I think anyone coming over to Smackdown will be built better.

>it's profiling
while they intentionally hire the most "diverse" group of people for a commercial

>>2488070
Wtf Sasha blocked me ;_;

>>2488017
He's holding out for money for a cure.

>>2488070
Girls are all over Nakameme
Kissless virgin neckbeards BTFO

/trap/ wrestler when?

>>2488124
What did you say?

>>2488119
:'(

>>2488088
>>2488076
anyone remember that one ambrose/harper street fight where they fought all over the arena and we checked in throughout the night

>>2488112
>>2488070
>tfw you'll never have the BYC

>BASED SHINSGAY GUISE

Never drew a penny

>>2488132
No but it sounds based

>street fight
>no fighting in any street whatsoever

>>2488124
>using twitter
weights, shower, clue

>>2487984
>BBD going blue
Negro are you confused about his yard?

>>2488059
Steak and potatoes.

>>2488127
>implying they weren't told to do this

>>2488123
it's also just smart marketing
when there is high demand, you supply more

>>2488070
>even nia, sasuke?
>ESPECIARRY Nia

>>2488132
>2 new posts
yes
it was shite

>>2488135
He's too busy drawing pussy

>>2487956
Miz goes out and do thing a WrestleMania crowd REALLY likes
Crowd is laughing and cheering and feeling jolly
Debut Nak
The good feeling from the crowd carry over
Next week Miz ask why this literally who interupted him
Begin feud where Miz makes up for Nak in promos and Make makes up for Miz in ring

This probably was supposed to be on Mania but they moved it
So Dean phoned it in as usual

I'm finna a Dean mark now lads

>>2487947

grill cheese in the mircowave

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>self ddt through a table

>>2488130
I think I made fun of her hairline

Why is there a BDSM tool under the ring?

>>2488157
Dean-o bouta finna get served the big breakfast.

>>2488135
he's a jap so he's been drawing yen

>>2488070
>https://twitter.com/ToughDaria/status/849427665304113153
isn't Daria lesbionic? even more impressive for Nakameme! *tips*

Dean is getting suspended.

>>2488132
thats not exactly what happened,

Deanetty is the laziest wrestler I've ever seen

/yapapi

>Deanetty

>>2488169
>the big breakfast
I don't get this meme

remember that time Dean Mark posted, non stop, for 3 weeks straight, "dean will win at fastlane, i know this to be true"?

>>2488017

he's stubborn

>>2488156
do wrestlemania Loss/Wins count on the pre-show?

>inb4 Baron leaves Garage door open

>>2488164
For when Kane wants to hang out under there

Pls don't do a strap match

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YAPAPI STRAP

>>2488070
based Nakamura

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>>2488148
/2sweet/ for red pilled goodbrother

>>2488179
Baron Corbin = Big Breakfast

is this for the title?

>strap

IT'S A BELT DAMN IT!

corbin is a glorified jobber

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>>2488070
Is he growing a harem?

When are they moving Corbin to the top of the card?

This is actually a decent match considering it's not a PPV.

How's this match been? Not been paying attention

>>2488197
why breakfast though

Dean's matches or so yawn inducing and I'm a fucking smackchad

>>2488206

Its great

This is better than most WWE street fights

DEANETTY IS CRAZY MAGGLE

Why the fuck wasn't this on Mania

>>2488206
shitty

>>2488206
Really good, man

>>2488208
Have you seen him shirtless?

Remember when Ambrose choked the Austin interview and ruined Austin coming back for more?

>>2488206
boring

>>2488206
how about you watch see for yourself and stop pretending we are your friends

>>2488202
Guys helo. I am at work. Give me a quick rundown of what I missed!

>>2488194
>red pilled meme
It's basic economics

>Somebody take that strap from him!
Yeah we wish he wasn't IC champ too JBL

>>2488206
fun
infuriating that it wasnt a Mania stip.

>>2488070
Thots

LOL at the commentators trying to sell a table spot as 'so crazy!'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dean looks like he smells like piss

What is this ref doing? He keeps making hilarious faces and hand gestures when they do things and seems like he's begging them to stop

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>>2488215
Why wasn't it?

>>2488224
nakamura came and fucked maryse in front of miz

>>2488223
get a clue

>>2488215
Muh women

THE STATE OF DEANETY

>ambrose is crazy
>he's nuts!
>he just did a shorter and less impressive version of shanes elbow drop we saw 2 weeks ago!

meanwhile jeff hardy just swantons off 30 ft ladders every match

fuck deanetty

>>2488206
bretty gud

>Tell Baron to throw it at his fuckin head
>He actually does it

I'm the new booker of Smackdown AMA

>ballgame

You have to stop.

>Have a stinker at wrestlemania
>Go all out on the B show

What did they mean by this?

this the kind of shit that Ambrose/Corbin should have done since the start

wait was that even a title match?

>>2488248
BALLGAME

Who /BasedCorbin/ here?

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InterCONTINENTAL BREAKFAST is served, lads!

Whole time i thought it was for the belt... I'm disappointed.

Corbin looks like the cuck from icarly

>>2488245
So who's getting fucked over next week?

>>2488252
No

>>2488236
Only one spot for a No DQ match and that was for HHH

AMBROSE TE QUEDA GRANDE EL TITULO PEDAZO DE FORRO

>>2488236

I've actually docked a star from my WM score for it.

Why couldn't they have that as their WM match?

Harper looking pretty fit tbqh lads

>>2488223
kek I bet you're sitting there watching it alone
I'm not, but no one is paying attention either

when's TV-14, lads?

>Deanetty

Lel

>>2488245
Can you not be shit at your job please?

>>2488215

Got demoted to the prw show therefore less time so they probably has to improvise instead of all the spots we saw there

>gives him one finisher after getting put through a table
>wins

>>2488241
Really wasted to not have hardys and Shane on the same show Have a huge fued culminating with them jumping off higher and higher structures.

>>2488103
Is that what you think? I think it's just WWE using those accounts to get things "trending"

Anyone get feels by this Wolf commercial?

>>2488255
>corbin is balding and isn't wearing a hairnet
i think i'll pass on the breakfasts, thanks

>>2488250
>B show

C'mon, you don't actually believe this

>>2488250
Probably because there was already enough "hardcore" matches on the card.

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>>2488225
>It's basic economics.
>I'm unbankruptable,
>but I'm forcing you to fund me.

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>non-title
What was the point of that?

>>2488254
aqui uno amigo

This is what the mania should have been complete with Corbin going over.

>State of this company

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>>2488258
18+ get off my board kiddo

>>2488250
Pre-show matches get no time. Even free TV is better.

When did fucking rowan come back.

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>Could be playing Persona 5
>Decided to watch this instead

Why is Shane doing this announcement and not DBry?

Can't he sell his match yesterday?

>>2488281
Like which ones?

>>2488279
All the big stars are on Raw, this is the B show

>>2488266
im not watching at all im just having some fun on /asp/

>>2488283
Corbin pins Deanetty making him the number one contender again.

>>2488277
Best anti-smoking commercial I've ever seen.

I hope one of the New Day gets drafted, just to end that awful awful trio.

Although it would open RAW up for Titus to try to join New Day again

>>2488291
>Yesterday

You okay?

>>2488285
Womyns "revolution" shit canned it to pre-show.

Pretty sure baron fucked his head up on both table spots.

>>2488289
end your life, weeaboo faggot

>>2488261
uh, taker reigns????

Quien /smack/ acá?

>>2488293
HHH because no one takes the spot light away from Hunner

>Roman gets deafening boos
>Shinsuke gets deafening cheers
Romarks will defend this

>>2488297
>50-50 booking

Awful

>>2488051
They should give Roman Nakamura's gimmick and send Nakamura back to NJPW?

>>2488259
Randy Orton is going to Raw

>>2488269
I try really hard :(

>>2488285
Yeah I don't get it. That street fight match they just did is perfect pre show material. Spotfest that's fun

>>2488301
Uhhh, t..timezones

>>2488303
He's so tall. I think that happened to one of the AoP on Saturday.

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>>2488272
Learned it from the best

>>2488289
have sex

>>2488302
No it didn't.

>>2488267
Never. Anything other than this bland rubbish would be bad for business

>>2488045
sent

>>2488248
BALL

Santa mayuuuuya
Esa hamburguesa quiere su mayonesa

>>2488277
Right here. They should make more like these instead of those reddit-tier meme commercials

>>2488309
its opposite day after wrestlemania

who on the WWE roster is most likely to go benoit 2.0?

>>2488312
What about the Title? Brock coming here?

>>2488293
The ladder match, the non-sanctioned match (Which actually wasn't really hardcore at all), and the Taker match.

Also, AJ/Shane pretty much turned into one for 7 minutes.

>>2488289
FINNA CRINGE

>>2488309
>Roman draws dimes and main events mania 3 times in a row making millions of dollars in the process
>Seething smarks still pay for tickets to go see him

Defend this

>>2488322
GAME

>>2488272
Well Corbin is a Big Guy

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Jesssuussss, American adverts are literally the definition of cringe

>>2488277
Seems like the pigs should be beating up the wolf, especially if they see he's trying to blow down that house only to reveal he no longer has the power to. Strike when he's weakened

>>2488319
Yes, yes it did. SJWs demanded both womens matches be on the main show.

>>2488337
Stop living in a 3rd world

>>2488328
No, Vince has it down that Kevin Owens and Sami are going to Smackdown

So both world titles will be on Raw and both secondary titles will be on Smackdown

>>2488323

lewd

>Corbin didn't go over at mania
>Goes over in a hardcore non-title match 2 days later

>>2488337
You should see the ads on the British TV stream

>GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

>>2488309
>he actually think there are genuine roman marks on /asp/
ALSO, DALE

KNACK IS BACK BABY

>>2488337
>Awake at 5 am to watch a kid's show for the 3rd night in a row

Where did it go so wrong for you yuropoor?

>>2488337

>has to watch an American stream because his shit country doesn't have any channels

DID SOMEBODY SAY KNAAAAAAAAAACK

>>2488346
Pathetic
Either way, Smack is still more fun

>>2488335
4 u?

>>2488327
Shane probably has the most concussions,Bryan had less but were more severe so maybe him.

>>2488327
Hopefully John Cena

what's the over-under on shane's kids actually being his?

Hey Shane you got BTFO two nights ago, you could sell it a little bit

OWEEEOHWEEEOHWEEEOHWEEEEOH

>>2488339
That's the point tho. He's no longer a thread. It's like beating up a cripple.

>>2488355
only 2:30, and not like i've got anything better to do with my shitty life

>MONEY
>MONEY
>MONEY

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

BABY TAKE CONTROL NOW

shane-o just no selling that aj match

Why does Shane think we want to see him run backwards?

>>2488375
>>2488375
>>2488375
>>2488375
>>2488375

>this wasn't at 'mania
>got that shitty match they had on the pre-show instead
>couldn't find time in a 5 hour show for Neville-A Double either
What the fuck WWE?

>>2488362
>implying John can get Big Bite Josie in the enclosed pool area

>Shane was in a match against AJ Styles
>fine 2 days later
>Steph did nothing but fall onto a breakable table
>ded for months

>>2488366
>son of a billionaire
>ntm /fit/
any female wants that dna in them

Reminder that 50 year old Shane can do a perfect shooting star and put out a better performance than the entire roster

Reminder that obese smarks thought he couldn't wrestle cause they're underage

Reminder that Shane is a wrestling legend.

>>2488346
>So both world titles will be on Raw and both secondary titles will be on Smackdown
So you're saying Nak will do to the WWE IC title what he did for NJPW's IC title? Nice

>>2488371
Hear hear brother.

2SWEET

>raw superstars should be hoping they come her to smackdown
RAM BTFO by shane o mac

>>2488327
Bryan. Easily.
>Dog
>Wife
>soon to have kids
very close

>>2488370
but the fact that he's still trying to blow down a house should anger the pigs. He's no longer a threat, but he clearly still wants to be and wants to harm them, so they should fuck him up for trying it.

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BASED BMAJ

>>2488333
>He thinks Roman is the draw, not wrestlemania
>Wrestling fans buy tickets to a wrestling show
Learn how to think, retard
>>2488353
People start believing their own lies.

pops could have been bigger

AJ baby-faced!!!

>IC title wasn't on the line
What was the fucking point

Who /Saul/ here?

>>2488480
To continue the feud? Keep up with the writing.

>2Sweet

>Vintage randy