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VBASED
Hasn't even started yet and we already won SmA+cklads
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
Can't wait for the first SDL after Mania
>>2486449
Aca mi hermano
AJ isn't gonna leave Smackdown, r-right?
>>2486449
Styles and Dean are gonna get drafted to RAM and eventually at either Summerslam or Mania 34 we'll get the Club VS the Shield
>>2486449
Papi que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano
Does anyone have an stream for Android please? I'm traveling
>>2486447
nah m8
Raw did well so that just means Smack will be the best show WWE has literally ever had
>>2486494
>2 jobbers and AJ vs 3 men who individually are almost unbeatable and together would probably go super saiyan
>Based Big Dog will be traded to /smack/
WEW
E
W
Smackdown wins again.
>>2486527
>Vince's golden boy going to the B show
never
>>2486531
>he didn't listen in to the conference calls months ago
>>2486447
That's cause we won't have to worry about Roman making people change the channel like last night.
WHO /SMACK/ HERE?
/bex/ reporting in
>>2486447
not gonna lie raw was booked good for once.
>>2486479
I hope not.
>>2486541
cringe
We need a big night lads...We got btfo last night
How pointless will tonight be?
Investors want Raw to have the ratings. No major plot developments because AJ and others are going to Raw.
>>2486541
Not one single person changed the channel because of Roman. Not one.
FUCK, THIS, COMPANY
>>2486564
Never reply to my fucking post ever again.
>>2486562
too bad it had the worst crowd of all time
That Chrisley episode was pretty good.
WHO HYPED FOR NAKAMEME?
>>2486568
>Raw is good one night a year
>Smack has been good every single week since the first episode post-draft
Raw can rot in mediocrity while we prosper
>>2486541
Kys
Reminder. Balor was signed to wwe/nxt before AN and still has 0 mania appearances.
>>2486449
aqui
BBMAJ
Fuck
i'm gonna rape your ass OP
>>2486586
Damn shame
Bray vs Orton sucked
Becky Lynch better be fucking on today.
>>2486571
What proof do you have of this baseless and stupid comment? I want citation.
>>2486584
There were a few duds my man.
>>2486577
/m/ reporting in for the true A show
Also shouldn't /smack/ have smackdown-related OP pics?
Nakamura better debut tonight
RIP MAURO
>>2486600
Nothing as bad as the weekly Raw though
>>2486597
what are you not glad orton won he would be so much better as champ right
When is MAMA MIA gonna return?
>>2486601
grow up
>>2486598
Smackdown is for draws only
HEY
>>2486567
>>2486573
>>2486585
>tfw you've successfully worked Romanetty smarks
Theres no fucking way Mauro is returning
SNEKE
SNEK
Is the crowd going to be like last night ?
randy orton is a fag and possibly also a cuck
>>2486602
Fellow /m/an here anon
THEY GONNA BOO THOSE THEY CHEER AND CHEER THOSE THEY BOO
somebody please fire JBL and Cole on live television
I'm so fucking sick of this cheer and boo switcheroo shit
>>2486599
nerd
The card sounds like shit. I'm hoping there are some surprises because what JBL just announced was boring as fuck.
>>2486610
When someone shoots JBL in the face.
>>2486609
Bray just did spooky shit for no reason and lost
>Randy getting booed
Bizzaro world
>THE CROWD'S GONNA BOO WHO THEY NORMALLY CHEER MAGGLE
>Randy
>champ in 2017
>ortn comes out
>no one cares
yowza,
can we be honest, guys?
Malro is not going to return. It's really sad that he suffers from BPD but Vince doesn't have time for stuff like that.
It was a good run.
Who /snek/ here?
>>2486626
theyre told to say that retard
why dont you off yourself on livestream
Crowd doesn't even sound on the same level as RAW yesterday
Thought people would stay over
THEY'RE HAVING FUN
>jbl said it again
LISTEN TO THOSE ONCE A YEAR CRAZY FANS
>>2486615
>Romanetty
Fuck off leddit
>>2486618
You're here 24/7. Sad!
>>2486637
I like Mama Mia Man, but I want him to get well first
Link to stream, faggots
Did we ever get the greenlight
>>2486579
I cannot wait to sing along to his entrance desupai.
>no pop Randy
>smackdown just continues the same shit storylines they had before WM
what was even the point of WM then
>>2486573
Actually I did, but it was because that segment was going no where and Odor was up to bat.
>>2486641
No one has ever heard of your little b show kid
>>2486640
>le no free will for the only reliable announcers in WWE
why don't you neck yourself ya finna cuck
Theres a difference between the heat Roman got and the non reaction Randy is getting
This crowd seems pretty normal so far.
i'm already bored
Kek Randy BTFO'd by the fun crowd
WHAT ARE THEY CHANTING?
>>2486619
doesn't seem like it, these guys aren't loud at all
>>2486643
Source?
BLANDY BTFO
Beach balls spotted. Shut it down.
>beachball spotted
Get some sleeves dummy
>>2486626
Corey Graves literally said the exact same thing last night. What makes you think JBL or anyone else is actually saying it without being told to say it.
>>2486649
http://watchwrestling.nl/watch-wwe-smackdown-live-4417/ faggot
>blandy boreton
What exactly made Randy suddenly able to beat Bray Wyatt after he joined them that he couldn't do before?
>>2486645
>Romanetty fan getting this worked
>upside down belt
MIZ FOR TITLE PUSH
I want to watch Randy fuck Bray's hairy fat ass
kino in segment one, holy shit
>>2486661
RELIABLE to tow the company line. Use your brain
>>2486675
no its holy fuckimg yum tier no homo tho
>>2486646
>not liking glorious tripfags
Faggot kys
Randy working the crowd, on the way to becoming the blue big dog
>>2486662
this.
nobody cares, esp me.
>opening with Boreton and Cringe Fedora Man
Smackdown lost.
>>2486681
power of bad booking
>>2486664
me too
>>2486649
0a58e5a154cf3097f6eca5387b28e7776e43b1cc
"cue randy's music: or how to effectively kill the smackdown after mania"
Wtf he's using a weird tone to his voice I haven't heard before
A BEACH BALL MATCH
Bray is not believable as a threat at all, they've absolutely ruined him, he's fucking done.
>>2486694
Shhhh rawtist; here's $5. Buy something pretty and just leave
Bray Wyatt fucking sucks. Literally every time he's been shown to have an advantage, he fucking Jobs out. This will be no different.
>>2486641
>Crowd doesn't even sound on the same level as RAW yesterday
RAW got the guy who retired Taker.
RAW got the return of the Hardys.
It's not fair for Smackdown. They didn't get any memorable Mania moments except Cena proposing.
I hope the trades next week give Smackdown fresh talent.
Yall think Wyatt has a big dick??
Holy fuck Wyatt has jobbed a million times, he isn't scary.
>House of Horrors match
Will it be based or will it be Ambrose Asylum 2.0?
>House of Horrors Match
Shit name tbqh
HOUSE OF HORRORS MATCH BROUGHT BACK!!!
BRAY TO GET ELECTROCUTED LIKE ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER
House of Horrors
LMAO SOUNDS LIKE A THEME PARK ATTRACTION
Well....Raw definitely won
Fuck you Vince for neglecting SD again
HOUSE OF HORRORS MATCH
OH BOY! ONLY ON WWE NETWORK!
>>2486701
He sounds like a fucking wack ass Carny
>New match stipulation in 2017
Well then
Randy Orton is literally only an entrance theme, a pose, and a finisher. dude phoned it in the entire Wyatt feud.
>house of horrors match
>same feuds after mania
>>2486662
This.
Getting no reaction is career killing. It's better to get any reaction than none.
kino
kino
kino
Whats the next /smack/ PPV ?
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
>>2486705
I don't think most people stayed for Smackdown. It's been almost a week of straight Wrestling stuff. I think most people came down on Wednesday.
Nakimarco when?
Brays not going to win
BIG RED DOG IS BACK
>>2486723
They're called REMATCHES you mongoloid.
ROWAN BACK WOOOOOOOOO
>house of horrors match
>>2486701
He never has been ever since he debuted, it was always a strength in numbers thing
HOLY SHIT IT'S ERICK ROWAN
BASED FUCKING ERICK
>>2486717
Vince is burying smackdown it is obvious
Rowan is back.
>that pop for Rowan
holy shit he's over
Think Rowan got good while he was gone?
His masks just get better each time
these announcers are fucking abysmal
Oh, the shitty Wyatt's back.
THAT FUCKING MASK
NO BULLY MAN IS BACK
>come down to the ring so I can fuck your ass
What the fuck randy?
>Rowan getting literally no pop
KEKEKEK
BASED ROWAN IS BACK
*teleports behind you*
PUSH HARPER
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
When did Slipknot join the Wyatt family?
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY HYPHY
>Smark's now booing Orton after praising him a few weeks ago
Absolutley pathetic.
Honestly I'm a huge Wyatt mark but I don't even give a shit about him anymore.
Rowan lost some weight
lol rowan getting a chant
did the based blue brand just win?
>Erik Rowan
Stop.
Holy shit
Luke looks /fit/
>orton's music plays
Rowan! HARPER NEXT?
Bray's new shirt is BASED!
Is this the first time Rowan has ever had a pop?
SMACKDOWNIES LOSE
>The second worst Wyatt is back
LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE
SAY IT WITH ME ASP
WORLD
CHAMPION
LUKE
HARPER
i will never (not once) take bray wyatt seriously again.
every single time that he has power, every time he looks like he is going to be a superpower....
they bury him.
i want to remind you that bray wyatt:
- pinned john cena AND AJ styles (CLEAN) at elimination chamber
- harnessed the power of sister abigail by RUBBING HER FUCKING REMAINS ON HIS FACE
- siphoned power out of luke harper on the smackdown before wrestlemania
and still lost.
its over.
im gonna start changing the channel when bray comes out. you should too.
>>2486729
backlash, may 21
do you faggots honestly thing the new face of the company is going to be removed from the flagship show? and lol at that no reaction for rowan
Sigh.....why does he wear the mask
The Wyatt family shit fucking sucks.
So the house of horrors match has to be a cage-type match right?
>ROWAN AND HARPER FIGHTING
Please stop it guys.
>STATE OF THIS CROWD
Kek at Smackdown
>>2486763
you need to do the same
>brayetty can't get the upperhand with a sneak attack
Why does Orton even have all this beef with Bra?
He just decided one day to turn on his best friend and burn his dead sister.
Luke got lean as fuck soon as he left the Wyatts
Hardbody Harper > Hardbody Mahal
looks like we got ourselves a tag team match playa
MIZGOD
miz' new cloak is pretty snazzy
BASED MIZANIN GETTING THE POP HE DESERVES
>>2486782
it is punjabi prison match 2.0
>>2486754
Are you fucking deaf.
>>2486756
kingetty of strongetty styletty when?
cena to raw confirmed
Our boy going over
>call out nikki and cena
>asuka and nakameme come out
How hard do you mark?
Chamber of horrors match. Cant wait.
Alexagoat already, what a start to Smackdown!
a very very what?
A VERY VERY WHAT!?
>>2486794
Punjabi Playboy match
Cena and Nikki already said they're both taking time off after Mania
So does Miz kill Cena tonight?
Welp, they are phoning this episode in.
All to keep Roman Ratings strong.
>>2486804
Great for me, it means I can stop watching early
this show feels so 2nd tier to Raw its sad AF
>>2486785
>tfw ate 2 pizzas
kek Smackdown is dead
>>2486801
I'd actually mark so fucking hard.
>mfw Miz and Maryse is issuing a loser leaves Smackdown match
No please.
>>2486787
>>2486779
>why
All you faggots asking your whiny-baby "Why" questions in these threads should go find something else to watch. Because you do not like wrestling. Friends, keep track of how many posts start with the word "why" and it will astonish you what crybaby faggots most of the 50 people who post on /asp/ are. Unless of course it's just one guy.
>>2486783
I hate how there wasn't even a Harper/Strowman spot in the ARMBAR
So... Why aren't Harper and Orton still mad at each other? Harper fought him at Chamber, and then fought Bray last week, what changed?
>>2486809
Will mark out if he does this.
Miz is the best heel in the company atm
>>2486783
Why does Luke Harper even have beef with Rowan? He wasn't even there during all of this, that run in made no fucking sense.
/blissbois/ whose ready for the GOAT true woman's champion to take what's hers and bury the smarks?
i want asuka to step on my tiny phimosis cock
>>2486801
Pairing them together for no other reason than that they're both Asian is a terrible idea.
>>2486820
Bad booking.
>>2486801
>some asians come out and do weird things
i'll pass
>>2486822
Manbun = Character development
>>2486733\
>I don't think most people stayed for Smackdown.
It sounds like some of the Mania crowd is still there. Randy usually wouldn't get booed like that and Miz was getting bigger pops than usual.
>>2486820
WWE needed them to team up tonight
>>2486820
it's the ancient and boring wrestling cliche of "bayfaces team up with babyfaces and heels team up with heels no matter what"
>>2486822
Lot of loyalty for a hired hillbilly.
Could it be lads, are we beating raw even after the best raw they've had in a decade?
>>2486818
Why are you so butthurt?
>>2486823
That jew nose is such a shame. Almost a 10/10.
>Rowan still hasn't started selling his wine
>get over on Smackdown
>get shipped off to RAM
>rinse/repeat
>get buried on RAM
>get sent to Smackdown
>rinse/repeat
>>2486820
Bray enslaved Harper for years
Orton unintentionally freed Harper
They're not going to Universal Studios together anytime soon but Harper owes him one
>>2486801
0/10
>>2486842
>>2486823
At this point I don't care who has the belt
>>2486801
>>asuka and nakameme
Literally who?
>>2486845
I hope this is actually the case. I like stories of growth
Why the fuck is Harper even helping Orton?
He was the reason Wyatt family split anyway, even if he doesn't team with the Wyatts, he should still be mad as fuck about Orton.
Same shit with Rollins and Baloring teaming up with no heat.
JUST GIMME THE GREENLIGHT
>>2486839
Nah, I think they're going to get this one.
Recently, it's kind of felt like the shows switched writers. All the shitty RAW writers are now on Smackdown and the good writers from Smackdown are now on RAW.
So just got on lads, what have I missed so far? How was Raw, heard Roman was boo'd to high heaven.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE FUCKING GREEN LIGHT?! I'M DYING OVER HERE!
GIMME THE GREENLIGHT
>>2486846
Harper said Orton took his family from him though.
FINNA GIMME DA GREEN LIGHT
OH OH OH OEY OEY OH OH OH OH
>>2486818
>thinking critically
sorry for having an iq over 50, relax we're all having fun here
>tfw still no green light
>>2486823
cute! have a Lexi in return!
>>2486855
I'm gonna rape your ass.
>>2486843
>jew nose
it's objectively not
>champ out first
"People like you don't deserve to be champion Naomi"
What did Alexa mean by this?
>>2486846
Well they should! Universal Studio would help cement their bond.
>>2486866
Miz/Maryse interview
build up for tonight's main event, Harper/Orton vs Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan (he's back)
>Harper turns on Orton and rejoins Wyatt family
Naomi better fuckin twerk just in case this Smackdown turns out to be this shit
>>2486820
It makes less sense considering that Harper only turned face against Bray because nobody would listen to him when he told everyone that Randy was gonna turn on the family.
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
FUCK THIS NIGGER
Bliss is so based putting over a nigger.
inb4 you deserve it
>>2486878
it is, you fucking fool.
>renee shaking her head
Who the FUCK does this bitch think she is? Every fucking interview she hams it up for the camera, shaking her head and making her bitch face at the heels and TEE HEE HEE smiling and sucking up to the faces. Every fucking time. I'm sick of it. Bitch you are an interviewer. You are nothing. Ask the question, move the mic where it needs to go, and stop acting like you're jack shit and one of the performers. You are not.
vince please FIRE this bitch
>this stupid neon nigger
Do the announcers wear catheters? Or do they rush to the bathrooms during break?
Glow in the dark title belt when?
>champion always comes out second in sports
>Naomi comes out first
What do you think WWE meant by this /blissboiz/?
>>2486883
Thanks Anon, annoyed I missed Miz part, how was it? GOAT as always?
Is this crowd dead too?
Randy and the Wyatts is the main event post Mania? This really is the B show.
I want to beat this nignog to death with a baseball bat
>glowing side panels on the title
Fucking Based Big-Booty Naomi
If only she works as hard on her wrestling as she does on her entrance but way to reward her for that WWE.
>>2486870
That was before Harper broke the conditioning and fought back against Bray
>>2486893
Renee is a fucking GEM
>>2486893
hi dean!
>>2486886
Unironically thus desu senpai
B A S E D
L
I
S
S
Based Naomi
>>2486893
Renee follows kayfabe better than most though
>>2486899
It was okay, we'll get another one later
>>2486898
That's how it happen 99 percent of the time now. They are retarded.
>chimp out first
TIme for a squash.
>>2486901
this
Raw wins again bros!
>>2486896
It's called using the bathroom before the show and not drinking a lot
Can you seriously not go without pissing for 2+ hours?
>>2486906
She's an incredible in-ring talent what's your problem?
so we went from 10 minutes of "FUCK YOU ROMAN" chants to absolutely no reaction for Blandy Boreton? b-show confirmed
Naomi working the obese poltetties into a shoot
B A S E D
L
I
S
S
bliss makes my dick glow
>>2486898
>that chain glove
Alexa confirmed fan of HxH???
>mfw Bliss wins again
>>2486891
sure, buddy
>getting this worked
Alexa is such a good heel.
Per Smackdown General Manager this match has just become a...
Loser Leaks match!
>>2486893
>an inteviewer having a character is a bad thing
She's a Face. Just like Mean Gene was and he was the GOAT inteviewer. Much more refreshing than zombie that just holds the mic like most of WWE the past 20 years
>>2486915
Alright thanks, quick rundown on what was said?
> forever salty anytime Nattie doesn't get the belt
I'll never be salt free
RA+W wins again
>>2486896
i stay super hydrated and piss probably 2x/hr
i dont think ive ever seen an announcer run back during a break at a live event or anything.
they are my fav 2 smackdown waifus, why do they have to fight
>>2486933
dubs confirms
the title has been customized for naomi. no way she loses
>has to use "hometown gimmick" to get over
>>2486896
Piss Jugs. You can see them in older episodes of Raw and they have stage hands remove them if a table spot is about to happen
Bliss should sit on my face.
Is Naomi thicc, lads?
weekly reminder that bliss marks have the tiny pajeet bepis
>>2486946
E X T R A
>>2486929
I don't want it to end up like the RAM's women title.
>>2486898
It means they wanted Naomi to get her full entrance you moron.
>>2486937
What is this "again"? This vould be their first time kek
>>2486941
Literally every champion gets new side-plates put on immediately after the match. Are you brain dead?
Maybe Naomi gets Ryder'd and she only won just for the feel good mania moment and she'll lose it tonight
>>2486948
DELETE THIS
>>2486922
My problem?? People who don't know the definitely of incredible or talent.
>>2486935
There's the upcoming superstar shake-up (draft), so this might be their last chance to call them out and they'll do that in the ring, the proposal was a PR move, and that was about it
>>2486946
No she's black so it doesn't matter.
>Randy Boreton
>divashit
I-I think we lost this time lads
Wait, did they fire Mauro? I hate JBL's voice.
Already better than the SD event at WM.
>>2486957
Get the feeling that whoever looses is going to raw
>>2486922
So why is Blandy Boreton the champ again? Did he really need the win?
>>2486957
Please
>>2486962
Based inforanon, thanks for that.
>>2486966
He is depressed from getting btfo by based jbl
>>2486966
Probably waiting for the draft to split JBL and Mauro up.
>>2486955
Could*
Damn typo
>>2486966
naw nigga is out on medical
Awful way to start SD after raw's best show in years
>>2486953
>muh full entrance
Sure, NaomiCuck. Sure.
>>2486965
Nakamura is coming, I know he is
Based Big Booty working the obese Blissmarks
>>2486937
feels good to be the A show
>Tfw TEAM BAD got disbanded
Heel Naomi is best Naomi
>>2486965
Take the L, boy
Even if wiggly chink debuts, it can't compete with raw
>>2486966
Couldn't handle the banter like the faggot that he is.
RAM had 3 game threads at this point in the show. just sayin, smackaddicts.
>>2486971
A shitty we wuz meme.
>>2486966
Mauro was sick,he is currently recovering
>>2486971
Look it up. We're not wikipedia.
Oh no, wait. Even better. Go ask on /pol/, they'll give you 500 replies, no problem.
>>2486975
I'm guessing it was a favor for him after getting his head caved in by Brock
>>2486861
Do you think this randy/Wyatt feud going to last.
>>2486968
Naomi is staying on SD because they won't split her from the Usos
>>2486966
Depression kicked in and Mauro is out
Also JBL is a asshole like we already knew
>yfw nig tobacco
>>2486965
>doesn't think MIZ will save the show
>>2486934
>an inteviewer having a character is a bad thing
No, but an interviewer having a shit character is a bad thing, and Renee has a shit character
Goddamn cigarettes jumping in black peoples' mouths and making them smoke.
>>2487003
yes
>>2486948
My dick small but you mama like it
>>2486968
Fuck. I don't want to share my beautiful Bliss with RAWtists.
Sexiest submission ever
>>2487021
I find it odd with this Harper/randy team.
>>2487035
Shes mine you fuck lol
>>2486785
GOTIM
Bliss wins.
these fucking announcers make it impossible to take this bullshit remotely serious
Holy Fuck Naomi got some ass Jiggle
>>2487045
everything about this feud is odd
>>2486926
I want to cum in her
>>2486896
Nope. And no bathroom break allowed either. It's something lots of announcers have complained about over the years.
>>2487013
God bless you for making me laugh so hard.