How is he so fucking based?

He's nothing special -thats the problem.

>>2482728
>"in the palm of my hands"
holy shit I didn't even catch this the first time

based in what?

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>believes most things
>denies the Holocaust

Truly, based. Truly /ourguy/

>>2482742
>right
>the state of romanetty marks

>>2482746
hes black, not white. he most likely voted Clinton or Sanders.

>>2482750
He's half Italian, half Samoan. Not black at all

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>>2482746
I really hope Hiro adds new banners at some point, because this would sum up /asp/ perfectly.

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>>2482763
>half Italian
>Not black at all

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>>2482765
>bbd working smarkikes this hard
Roman empire best empire

>>2482728
That was the best damned segment on Raw in years. I've never seen a stadium full of people so fucking booty blasted, I was lol'ing heartily the whole time, and his 5 words of doom almost made me piss myself.

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Thank God he was wearing those pants so he could hide his massive erection.

>>2482728
That's some 14/10 ring psychology

Smarks fell hook, line and sinker

Now watch smarks backpedal and insist otherwise

>>2482737
SEETHING

>>2482966
Are you literally retarded? All smarks wanted for years was for Roman to finally work like a heel and he did. Vince gave up and smarks won. Roman had a blast, the crowd had a blast. Smarks make wrestling better yet again.

>>2482975
>Fuck you Roman
>Go Away
>Asshole, Asshole

Yeah, totally having a blast. Face it smark, if this is what they wanted they'd be cheering, because they're all fat contrarian neckerbeard losers. They got worked so fucking hard by this work that they worked themselves into a shoot.

>>2482975
Roman did not turn heel

Roman knew what will happen and played all the smarks in his palm

>>2482984
>booing a heel means the fans don'tr enjoy the program

ok

>>2482991
booing =/= genuine X-Pac heat

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>All these people getting worked

>>2482781
>>2482750
you're a fucking retard

>>2482728
>Based Finna Balor main eventing
>Romanetty relegated to curtain-jerking after not drawing a dime

Stay mad

>>2483053
>finna balwhoringetty is such a bore they did the mexican wave for his match

>>2482728
just saw the news, What the fuck happened? Why tarnish Undertakers record by losing to Roman Reigns? jfc this man hasn't even earned his underwear and he beat Undertaker?

>>2483060
Undercarders streak was already broken

>>2483072
it was fine with Brock since he can carry the org. but RR? c'mon

>>2483078
>surprise return wasn't announced

Really electrizes the mental pathways...

>>2483099
finna this

>>2482728
yall are just mad coz "part of your childhood the hero undertaker lost to wrong guy in his 50´s wahhh"

lets face it taker shouldve stopped wrestling years ago and it was dumb of anyone to let him anywhere near wrestlemania for last two years.
only thing more braindead than him is the overly obsessive manchild fans who are shaking their fists angry over fake fantasy "fights" not going like how they wanted.

You´re watching a movie not UFC so suck it and grow up aspiekids

>>2483120
Basically should have been Brock to retire him. Would have been much better.

>>2483120
beating UT didn't give him credibility. the match looked awful, UT looked awful and RR still has no presence nor charisma. Hell, Cena could have been a much better match and outcome beating UT

>>2482975
He'll be facing Brock Lesnar as a babyface and you know it

>>2482728

>Writes his 5 word promo on his hand

>"H-he's just w-workin the s-smarks"

>>2482728
Gods do not require an explanation. He simply is and forever shall be