It's all downhill from here
Except it's not!
This is the most fun I've had watching WWE in years.
>That won't separate your shoulder, that'll divorce it
He's definitely been getting tips from J.R.
Vince seriously trying to kill SD.
>SAY YEAH!
I bet Seth is going to Smackdown
>>2478127
Is that Keanu Reeves?
>knowing NXMeme wrestlers
Cringe
What's his next move?
would you sniff those ropes?
Whose ready for reigns to give JR a Vespa and cement the heel turn.
How the fuck did they get alicia's giant tits to fit in that sports bra like that?
Where my /2sweet/ lads @?
Who /YEAH/ HERE?
If RAM gets Nakameme, I'm fucking done.
>>2478127
Looks like kenny omega
Attention you dull fucks. Draft is next week. That's why Raw is getting everyone right now.
If steph is gone and Mick was gone, then who was running raw ?
friendly reminder that if you have a penis you are a boy no matter how long you grow your hair or what type of clothes you wear
Stop talking about hurrrrr Raw vs. Smackdown when you watch them both, fagtards
>>2478170
I wouldn't mind that, he might actually be booked as a non shit face
They've shoved him in a shitty tag match tonight too, at least igive him a promo for finally getting his vengeance against HHH?
I suppose they're too wary of crowd chants
>>2478195
Angle and Vince
Let's just hope the Revival do better than the Ascension and Vaudvillains lel
RAW is where NXT tag teams go to die, then they end up on Smackdown as joke teams
>>2478195
No one.
>Revival on Raw so that Bayley can get YEAHED ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
>>2478184
debut him tonight and then move him to nakdown! in the draft
>>2478189
You need glasses, friend.
>>2478195
The brother of Eric Angle
Been a while since I watched wwe. Why are these muffin top neck beards so liked?
>All these retards going on about RAM getting anything good
Holy shit you guys, draft is next week.
>>2478201
but Vince wasn't there either
Which one's Dawson, which one's Dash?
>smarkdown cant even compete
>>2478184
None of these are locked, kayfabe they haven't signed contracts publicly for raw, in reality the draft will shift probably 2 dozen people/teams
>WE WANT PAIGE
lmaooooooooo
>>2478195
The market invisible hand
the draft is good cause it will create some new angles. Smackdown is obviously more stacked atm so that needs to be evened out
Fuck Micheal Cole comparing the based revival as dean malenko...
Are they a gay couple or white supremacists?
Someone please explain their gimmick.
>>2478202
They don't have a retarded meme gimmick so they might be ok
What are they chanting now?
>>2478195
Right Angle
>>2478208
Go and watch their Takeover matches
>>2478195
The anonymous GM is coming back
here lies smackdown live
>>2478195
TNA
>>2478223
They're southerners who wrestle in a very old school anti-flip style
>>2478196
not when you see me from behind big boy
>>2478222
armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar armbar
>pudgy vanilla midgets
More smark cancer.
WHO /GOHARD/ HERE?
Really fun match for how short it was.
uh these guys are boring as fuck desu
you nxtfags off your rocker?
>Not Charlotte
>>2478235
Our guys?
>>2478208
They actually wrestle.
Like, actual wrestling, with in-ring psychology and shit.
Why there so many fat people in the crowd?
>State of smackdownetties
They always cut to a closeup of someone in the crowd who doesn't give a shit.
>>2478202
Ascension and Vaudevillains were sort of over because of their gimmick. Revival is over just by being great.
>SAY YEAH
YEAH
>>2478231
I watch and enjoy both programs. Don't you?
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
>half way through
>no divas shit
if they limit the diva shit to less than 15mins, this will be the best raw in years.
Is this racism?
>>2478224
They don't really have a gimmick, so they'll end up like the Bullet Club and die slowly
these dudes are boring
NEW GAY BURIED
>le post match beatdown
aaaaaand i don't care
>THE REVIVAL IS JUST BEATING THESE NIGGERS TO DEATH
jesus christ cole
>>2478269
LEAVE
>>2478256
America
>>2478223
>Someone please explain their gimmick.
They are from nxt, and nxt fans are a bigger echo chamber circle jerk than /pol/
NEW DAY DED
IS THERE REALLY A DRAFT NEXT WEEK? IM LATE
>Memezo and Big Ass
New day literally BTFO
What is this move called?
Best raw in years
BOO THESE MEN
BOO THEM
LOL HES SETTING UP HIS OFFICE
>>2478269
have sex
>angle barely taller then enzo
>Angle
>Enzo and Cass
>In the same room
I never knew I wanted this until now.
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>>2478127
Can you post The Link in the Previous Thread, so, no one can get left behind
>YFW SMACKDOWN GETS NEW DAY
>Enzo talking into an invisible mic
>>2478264
I cant take 3 hours of raw its fucking brutal, im only watching cause after mania is the only time its tolerable.
CRINGE
>T-T-The draft is next week
All that means is Smackdown is losing AJ and getting shitters like Sami and Seth
New Day getting traded to Smackdown
>you sure can't
LOL
Why can't kurt properly pronounce "w"?
Kurt sweating his balls off
>MY NAME IS ENEMA AND THIS IS BIG KEK
>>2478290
It's called the 'I should've stayed on the juice'
>memezo and bottom on screen
CRINGE
Kurt is goat again.
Can THICC still be PG?
HOLY SHIT WHY IS ANGLE'S FIRST SEGMENT AS GM WITH ENZO
GET RID OF HIM GET RID
holy kek please cap that sweat drip down angle's face
>>2478266
>this will be the best raw in years.
What a low bar
You should be ashamed of your horrifically low standards.
>Angle is gassed just standing there
>Marine 5
>>2478290
Skipping gym day.
>>2478301
>>2478303
Yeah right.
>>2478290
Deadman's Sandbag
>>2478307
enzo and cass need to die in a fire
>no gold around our waists
>tag titles are silver
>>2478310
DUBBADUBBA EEEEE
Kurt Angle is so GOAT
Both these faggots would get embarrassed by him in ring
BIG KEK
>>2478290
the BOOOOOOOOOOTCH
>>2478290
Sandbag Slam
Angle is literally funnier than any of these hacks jesus christ
Can Enzo piss off
>>2478290
The Zero Dignity
did these guys get acting lessons and kino study?!??!
d-do i really have to start watching this show now? ;o
>>2478290
Roman Implosion
>>2478330
Good catch
Kurt must be holding in a massive shit right now
>>2478316
yes
Guys WTF?
Kurt is an absolute vanilla midget. Enzo is taller than him.
nxmeme faggots dead on arrival and BTFO
smarks KYS
cringe
Kurt pls never leave.
moderate kek
>>2478182
>>2478326
seethe harder blubber butt maybe youll lose a pound or two
>kurt slurring constantly
Fuck sake
Are they going to do this same promo again when they come out to the ring
BASED FUCKING KURT
based enzo and cass
fucking Bayletty, here's where the show dies
>angle is still a goober
Fucking love it.
>>2478290
The last botch
BASED ANGLE
thats not how you spell soft....
BASED
Kurt's face at the end is everyone's reaction to Enzo and Cass ever.
FUCKING BASED ANGLE
Kurt playing the normie and getting memed on
Angle as GM is gonna be amazing
BASED ANGLE BURYING MEMENZO AND BIG KEK
LITERAL GOAT ANGLE
>bayley
piss break
BASED KURT KNOWING HOW TO SPELL SOFT
>>2478344
kurt's gold medal makes him 2 feet taller
BEHOLD, THE FIRST GOOD ENZO AND CASS SEGMENT
>>2478344
Early stage withdrawal, probably partied a little too hard last night
i fuckin love kurt. Always been a draw
Fuck I missed Kurt
>>2478290
The cant draw a dime flop
WHY IS THAT TAG MATCH EVEN A THING
I'VE SEEN LIKE IT 100 TIMES
>>2478322
My dad literally still talks about this segment it's his favorite of all time
>That's not how you spell soft
KEK
>remove heel gm
>instantly improves
>divatty
>thats not how you spell soft
HOWLING
BASED FUCKING ANGLE
Who else here /Sidehugger/?
Where were you when Kurt Angle singlehandly saved Raw?
>>2478346
I was just thinking the same thing. I never noticed he was that short
>>2478266
Your dream is now ruined
shit break
>thats not how you spell soft
god damn kurt, you are a national treasure
ATTENTION EVERYONE
MY WIFE IS ON STAGE
PLEASE BE NICE TO HER
Kurt always looks like that one picture of that dude sitting next to a girl in class tense as fuck
There is nothing but tag matches on the card tonight... are you guys sure teddy isn't running the show tonight?
>6 WOMAN TAG TEAM ACTION
IT APPEARS WE WIN AGAIN SMACKCHADS
Blissfully unaware Angle is the best gimmick and nobody can convince me otherwise
What do you think Bailey smells like
Asking for a friend
>>2478290
Dead Man Botching
LEL
>womens """"""""wrestling""""""""""
>>2478368
> piss break
more like who /wank/ to bayley here?
>>2478290
Wrestlemania Failure Special 3
PISSBREAK
any livestreams up
>>2478174
Hording all his money to never work again.
Kurt Angle playing the straight man GM is going to be so amazing
He is single handedly saving RAW all over again
TONY, come see what Frankie did!
>goofy kurt instead of insane ragey kurt
I'm ok with this
>>2478354
That promo is the only reason they haven't been shitcanned, so yeah.
GUYS IT'S BAYLEY
I'M LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
>SPICY CAPACOLA
>>2478144
so who was this titmonster in the last thread?
>>2478395
farts
>Brock and Kurt Segments
casaro and sheamus will be buried for these fucking goofs :(
>>2478390
Cringe
>WWE expects us to care about Finnetty's surprise return tonight
I saw that SOFT joke coming but Angle's delivery was bloody great
Still laughed
SOMEONE LINK THE BAYLEY NIPSLIP
>>2478393
man , stop , its over , smacks is not winning this time
>mfw watching Bayley in the crowd 500 feet away
>>2478395
Heaven.
I love backstage interviews/segments. Why the fuck do they not do them as much anymore?
>I'm a hugger
Cringe
>>2478385
Chris Benoit is just a bit shorter too
>>2478402
>wanking to Jay Leno
>>2478290
Too Stoned to Drive to the Gym
P I S S B R E A K
I
S
S
B
R
E
A
K
>>2478414
Oh man, I love farts
>>2478290
The "I should've retired sooner"
5 HOURS
>>2478330
nothing gets past you chief
Who wants to see Bayley Boobie
>Angle's 10/10 comedy segements are back
RAW IS SAVED
>EMMA INCOMING
EMMA INCOMING
>EMMA INCOMING
EMMA INCOMING
>EMMA INCOMING
EMMA INCOMING
Well, let see how this starts
>Hot crowd
>Hardys
>Angle
Wow, that was very good, Raw may be getting bette...
>Enzo and Cass
>Now bayletty
>We still have to se jashetty
Well, nevermind
>>2478424
I'm sure she'll notice you big guy.
Why is this bitch yelling at me about cigarettes being racist
>>2478333
Kek given he was an actual real wrestler he'd embarrass most in the ring
>>2478395
Probably Skittles.
>>2478413
Roman Reigns Rule63'd.
RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN RA+W WINS AGAIN
>>2478415
Oh god please this.
who /hugging their penis/ here?
>>2478430
But he's 6 feet under right now
>not saying gabagool
WOAT commercial.
ITS NOT PROFILING ITS FUCKING SMART MARKETING
>>2478418
Are they bringing back Balor so he can feud with AJ?
>>2478346
Enzo is weirdly tall, like 6''0. He just seems short because he's always with Cass
>6 woman tag
Dana teaming with Bayley and Sasha?
It's never been clearer how shit Foley was
Raw is so boring holy shit.
>5 fucking tag matches
change channel to hockey game
>oh oh oh ohh eee oh eee oh eee ohh eee give me the green light
>>2478290
"FUCK YOU SMARKS"
>>2478440
>the fags who said it wasn't a nipple
/asp/ confirmed never getting pussy or even seeing tits.
>>2478457
kek
Zomg guys I never knowed cigarettes are raycist
My whole life just got flipped upside down by the truth.
>>2478450
>Saying that when bayley is on
ew...
why is bailey so fucking butt ugly boys?
is it the nose? or the bags under her eyes
>>2478455
https://pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45680450
>>2478465
>smackdownies desperately damage controlling
>still have finnetty, jasethy, haitchetty, brocketty and kevetty to go
Is there any chanel that airs Raw other than usa network
>>2478290
the American Fatass
>Dana Brooke
>literally every match is a tag team match
Are we sure Teddy Long isn't the GM?
Who dis?
>>2478461
FAT ass titties good GOD
ASUKA
SOON
>>2478460
That doesn't change the fact Kurt is a manlet.
Attitude era smarks BTFO.
>Dana's a face
since when?
>State of smackdown
THE ASS
THE TITS
THE HORSE
HAD A DREAM I HADN'T NEIGHED YET
>>2478468
That's not where nipples go you dumb virgin
I would fuck the shit out of Sasha and Bayley
would let them peg me too
Dana got a jobber entrance
nb4 lame sasha heel turn
Raw has more than 4 women?
here comes the hoss
>>2478465
Bloody hell they literally didn't care about the booking did they
Everyone is in a literally who cares match
5 fucking tag matches tonight? Really?
Sasha turning heel
>>2478474
it's literally everything but her ass. literally the only good thing about her
>>2478480
SEETHING SMACKDOWNIE FOREVER THE B SHOW
Based Sasha+ still working the obese smarks
>>2478424
Is that what the restraining order allows?
HABEEDING
DARK EMMA IS BACK YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
Its Emmalina!
EMMA finally happening
the autism sirens are blaring
WILL SHE REALLY WRESTLE?!
>>2478509
HOLLA HOLLA
THAT'S NOT EMMALINA
FUCKING YES
E M M A
M
M
A
EMMA
M
M
A
E M M A
Oh Based Emma
Dick Status: Muh
Sasha attacks Bayley when?
>Emma
>>2478494
No. She still can't speak English. She was doing interviews with press all weekend with an interpreter.
What happened to emmalina
Hi Emma
EMMA
GOOD LORD EMMA
Do you avoid staring at the ass if you're the commentator in that situation?
EVIL EMMA
emma that's not the way to the ring geez
>EMMA
MUH DICK
>tfw you realise that unless they do a draft with writers Raw will always be shit
wow Emma exists?
I'm just glad I'm not the only person who doesn't like the horse.
EMMA
why is her name just Emma? What the fuck were they thinking?
We waited so long
EMMA
BASED ASS THEME SONG
FUCKING DUNN ALWAYS WITH THE CROWD SHOTS MISSING EMMA DANCE ON THE TABLES
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EMMA
>Emma with those "come fuck me" shades
MUH DICK
Would you crush that Emma puss?
>>2478510
are we SURE Teddy Long isn't GM?
EMMA
M
M
A
Anybody have the gif of the white nerd bugging out when Sasha walks into a conference room?
BEST FEET
>>2478502
>back of the knee?
No need to keep it going anon, fucking pathetic.
>>2478538
Lawler never did
What's the point of dana brooke?
DICK STATUS: MUH FUCKING
Was Emmalina a dream?
NO FUCKING WAY IT'S LITA
>EVIL EMMA
NIA BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
EMMA
GOAT RAW CONFIRMED
who has the #fattest ass out of the 4?
Nia Snax got a sexy bitch face
>youll never get a double bj from sasha and bayley
Is that Awesome KONG!!!!"??/
when were you when Emma saved RAM
Nia with straight hair looks so much better
>>2478490
It's my sister. Please delete this from 4chan
>>2478527
BASED
Byron is getting absolutely fucking shit on, on commentary. JBL has taught them well.
>>2478517
That's the point, buck. 500 feet minimum but it won't stop me from watching ol' Pam Martinez compete for the XX title. :)
EMMA
NIA FATS
Based Emma making diva shit bearable
SMAKEKS BTFO
>>2478549
beaver hates accents
good god muh dick
Its Cassidy Cage!
>>2478533
Too many guys were putting themselves in chastity over it and ending up in the emergency room, so they scrapped it.
>>2478568
thank god
nia looks like krusty the clown with all that makeup
>>2478552
I have before.
t. Australian
when you zoom in on Nia's face she looks attractive and not a land whale
>>2478502
You're a virgin if you think nappies can't go there.
>>2478534
fucking kek
>>2478526
they dropped the emmalina gimmick because she couldn't do it
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who /mostgirls/?
Someone post Nia's ass please
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MARKING OUT FAMALAMS
>Emma
Thank you Wrestling Gods
>>2478586
What?
EMMA!!!
dick status: MUHHH
>Smackchads...is anyone else worried?! RAW is BTFO us!
>5th title reign
Holy shit they just throw that worthless belt around huh?
>tfw you will never eat Nia's ass
It's not fair!!
WOO
I'm glad I stopped watching this stuff weekly.
Good to see Emma though.
Nia gained 2 pounds
>those spergs worshipping
Kek
>>2478557
lmao if you think nipples go on the fucking sternum it's not my fault
I want to die under Nia
What next? Is Vince gonna shoot Shane and DBry live and then name XPac as the GM of Smackdown?
>nia Jax
Thiccer than a frosty at Wendy's.
I miss Zack/Emma power couple
>>2478597
>>2478587
>2017
>being gay
>Dana Brooke
>Dark Emma
>Nia Jax
Who /hard/ here?
>the Bayley worshipping chant is happening again
>>2478468
That's not a nipple you muppet
>>2478608
Have sex
is Charlotte flair the best female wrestler ever?
>>2478501
KEK
>Dana and Emma not on the same team
woooooooooff
>>2478606
CharGOAT blowing the fuck out of these bitches
Praying to god the crowd absolutely SHITS on this match.
>>2478608
UUUUNFFF THICKER
I hate these singing chants
GUYS I NEED A CHANEL OTHER THAN USA NETWORK
>it wasn't emma's sextape that leaked
Thought there'd be Emma chants
I almost with Paige was back so Emma could beat the shit out of her
>>2478596
She isn't like most girls. Most fat girls are just fat, not large enough to sink cruise liners.
>>2478144
Who is this?
Please tell me she has been blacked?
Lol Emma is stiff as fuck
Dana got smashed hard on the turnbuckle
>smark chants about women's """wrestling"""
cringe
>>2478605
Just ask her she seems cool
How many HungryMans does Nia Jax eat for dinner?
What is the crowd saying now?
>>2478617
are you implying horsecunt and jay leno's son are female?
>>2478613
Please call X-Pac "Sean"
>>2478616
>>2478616
Holy fucking ass
>>2478618
>>2478632
I'd crawl through glass naked just to get even a chance of sniffing emmas farts
>>2478628
They literally never would
>>2478634
Leave it to smarks to cheer for Bayley instead of someone attractive.
Bayley did it again
What are these euro cucks singing?
>All that fucking HD makeup all over the mat.
>>2478644
"we suck cocks"
Can Corey not shit on the face commentators opinions every second? Lawler didn't do this to JR.
>>2478641
Stay butthurt loser
Based Bayley
Holy shit wtf was that? I thought that webm was cgi.
OH GOD NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>2478616
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Nia was fat in NXT.
On Raw she has somehow GAINED weight.
How? How does someone become that fat?
>>2478669
based corey
What was that autism from Bayley?
Why Dana is face?
What did I miss?
>>2478628
Not everyone can be a bitter /r9kasp/ie
>>2478440
>>2478616
/FAT/
>>2478605
Just buy her some domino's and she will let you
>>2478253
who is that supposed to be in the middle on top?
Charlotte has a nice ass but it's overshadowed by her anti-hips
>>2478696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hChhWIFQZ3A
tfw charlotte will never be your gf
>>2478680
She travels with Owens
>THAT DOUBLE DROPKICK
JESUS
>sashas pussy lips
>>2478440
She got some nice titty meat
>JINDER ROIDHAL
>>2478669
Byron deserves it for being shit
WHY AM I STILL GETTING THE GREENLIGHT?
>>2479081
CAUSE YOURE READY TO GO
(((Heyman))) hates tradition and family values.
Balor return imminent
SUMMON THE MIDGET
BASED STROWMAN REIGNS
lmao whats the purpose in that?
>>2479115
OWEEOWEEOWEEOWEEO