RAM Gamethread #5

I think the reaction Kurt has got since they announced his induction has genuinely taken him by surprise.

ULTIMATE THRILLRIDE!!!!

That one finger rope break was GOAT

>>2477777
Quints confirm.

that tag match is going to kill this great raw

SMACKDOWNIES ETERNALLY BTFO

1st for swagske replacing seth in the tag match

>>2477777
nice

>>2477777
praise kek

>>2477777
quints confirms

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>>2477777
SHUT UP

I just hope Kurt can wrestle a little.

Angle and Matt Hardy might legit make raw great again

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>>2477777

>>2477777
this he seems super happy

>>2477777
checked

>ANGLE VS BRYAN
>GM VS GM

cap this. It's happening

>>2477780
truly made me kek last night

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>SMACKDOWNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>When you need to wrestle but you gotta check em

>>2477777
digits do not lie

5th thread already?

strawberry jam jelly beans are fucking gross

>>2477777
>licks your digits

honestly, RAM people have to admit.

the brand split has been smackdown dominated to this point.

now there is absolutely no way /smack/ can come back. i think its time we give up.

>>2477756
Nigga, that's gay af. The fuck? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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>>2477800

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I don't see how anybody thought Bray losing was a good idea

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>>2477777
Say cheese.

RATE RAW SO FAR

10/10

I only ate 7 out of my 10 Hungryman's that I bought for Wrestlemania

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>>2477800

>>2477808
No.

>>2477811
wewewewewewewewew

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>>2477811

>>2477777
>that quints
Drink it in man!

>>2477808
Where do you get these pics from?

>>2477808
>Tfw i want to be a buff wrestler and a sissy
It hurts

>>2477811
nice

>>2477808
Based Korra

SMACKDOWNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Kurt's been away from the wwe for how ever the fuck long
>Here's Kurt Angle
>It's true, it's damn true
>k bye
Let down of the year

>>2477811
based

>>2477777
Quints confirm it's true, oh it's damn true

>>2477777
Seen

>>2477821
hes boring

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Two Canadians fighting over the storied US championship? How did we get here?

>Kurt Angle in 2K18

INSTANT FUCKING PURCHASE

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>>2477777

nice

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>>2477800

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>>2477800

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>>2477756
We need more r63 WWE.

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First RAW I've watched in years, I'm fuckin loving it.

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smackdrumpfs gotta be seething rn

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>>2477811
OH FUG

>do Daniel Bryan vs Kurt Angle submission match for brand supremacy
why

>>2477844

18+

>>2477808
DELETE DELETE DELETE

>>2477806
They're both so fragile they would probably just "fight" each other by flopping around on each other while having seizures.

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>>2477800
>>2477822

>checks getting doppels

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>>2477811

WHY DO WE HAVE THAT SHITTY TAG MATCH
WHY IS SETH WHO'S """INJURED""" EVEN IN A TAG MATCH?

WHAT HAS BEATING HAITCH EVEN ACCOMPLISHED

>>2477808

Hahahha you faaaaaaaaaaaagg hahahhah

>>2477777
Checked

Check this 5

>>2477777
Chickity check yo self

>Legend in WWE who sacrificed his body for the fans entertainment and had numerous neck injuries

>fans still chant that he sucks

WWE fans confirmed worst humans

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>>2477777

>>2477857
Please lose weight

Does anybody think Owens will never get a run with the Pangaea Championship again?

>>2477756
pretty beta pics, anon
>>2477804
go watch his interview with corey graves, i feel genuinely great for angle. he's wanted this badly

>yfw no NXT call ups tonight, next week instead

fuck it's gonna happen

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>>2477845

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>>2477811

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>>2477777
(you)

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Who here is a fatmark that loves the crowd?

>>2477817
Y..Yes, fellow goy...err... I mean guys, we should all admit defeat.

>>2477879
That was your father.

>A HORSE COMMERCIAL

it's not like horses can smoke anyway

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>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

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>>2477777

AND RUINED

I wish sasha smoked heavily

How likely are we gonna get a paige chant during this segement

>>2477756
Do you have a full set of this?

Piss break

This crowd better start a fucking Paige chant

PAIGE CHANTS INBOUND

paige chants here we go

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>>2477845
>Jericho
>Canadian

Pick one.

Oh shit here we go. Incoming you fucked Paige chants.

inb4 Paige chants

Why does Mercedes call herself Baz when she works for Vince Jr.?

>that cuck sperging out over FEEEL THE POWAAHHH

holy shit

>tfw CM Punk returns tonight and goes straight into a program with nakamura

Will hilariously die of laughter when there are no call ups for these crowds and saved for towns with half the live reaction for them. Like imagine not giving Orlando Nakamura tonight and instead doing it in UNIONDALE NEW YORK. Would be incredible.

wew this could be edgy

>truth ads
>Horse
Wow, they really want people to start smoking

NEW DAY FUCKS chants coming in hot.

>new day
well, it cant all be good

FUCKING RUINED

FROM 10/10 TO 0/10

>>2477908
>g

Woods screwed Paige

Revival debut incoming

What happened to Kofie Kingston? He used to be a cool Jamaican guy, now he's whatever this is.

Wtf is with the new day

>New Gay

Putting Xavier in a ring surrounded by this crowd. It's a bold strategy Cotton...

>>2477908
post benis

New Day can literally do anything they're so over, wtf is this

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>>2477908

>>2477908
cutebulge/10

Casual here, what the fuck is the New Day's gimmick even?

Xavier's dressed like a Dudley alt

>>2477902
He is Canadian though... Have you never heard him say sorry?

>>2477889
>had a dream I
>had a baby

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>>2477908

These nogs bring out the worst in cringy fat smarks

>CRINGE DAY

fuck off

>>2477918
no anon
hold on there could still be good stuff

>yfw its literally all downhill from here
crowd plz help

>New Dayetty

>Legion of Dumb

Corey is too good for this company

crowd is muted again

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Going to take a huge shit now.

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THESE WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND THREADS ARE SO FULL I NEVER GET ANY FUCKIN (You)'S REEEEEEEEEEEEE!! GIMME A FUCKIN (You)!!!

>literally trying to get a paige got fucked chant going

Wtf is wrong with the wwe tonight?

>inb4 anon's dad walks in...

>>2477777
Milkomania confirmed

>you people

>>2477932
Meme bots

>>2477886
Canada was still a colony until 1867

@2477947

Paige chants where?

>>2477908
MODS FUCKING BAN THIS FUCK

GLOOOORIOUS

SAY YEAH

they let raiders fans into wrestling?

>using a joke from tropic thunder
How original.

>2477947
No

Big E can still be amusing desu

DIY INCOMING

DIY!

Hardyz incoming

SAY YEAH

>>2477957
what mods?

>rock n roll express

watch

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NO REVIVAL PLS


NO REVIVAL PLS

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>>2477947
kys

FUCK

THIS RAW WAS SO GOOD that i felt safe calling my dad in

and of COURSE ITS FUCKING NEW DAY AND BIG E
ON FULL VOLUME
says "ALL THE BLOOD IN MY HEAD WENT STRAIGHT TO MY...."

and my dad just looks at me and says "wouldnt you like to know", then laughs and walks away.

FUCK THIS GAY ASSS SHOW NOTHINGS CHANGED

>>2477948
They probably have a reply set up. I imagine they expected it so planned ahead

time for based revival

SAY YEAH

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>Hardys
>Angle

Raw BTFO of SD

>New Day comes out

SD WINS AGAIN!

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Roman is an antisemitic

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who?

Revival time?

SAY YEEEEEEEAH

>>2477947
Have a (you) playa

Whp are these queers?

REVIVAL

The Revival?

Catch this cream?

YEAH

SAY YEAH

DAT POP

LITERALLY

WHO

Paige already caught the cream

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>2477971
BTFO

>hardys and kurt angle in wwe 2k18

fuck me senpai

>>2477921
Called it

NO FLIPS JUST FISTS

>the state of SD's tag team division

WE GO HARD

>revival to RAW

>Sasha Banks anti-smoking commercial
>When she's Snoop Dogg, weed jesus's cousin
kek

FUCK

THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO SAVE THE SMACK DIVISION

FUCK THIS

>>2477957
Your wish is my command.

Who are these literally whos

REVIVAL

>>2477876
is the interview on youtube or the network?

Based Revival will squash the new gay

Holy shit Smackdown got the shaft

>>2477940
LOVE YOU ANON YOU WERE RIGHT

I was just in the bathroom dyeing my hair blue - did something happen?

>>2477947
Papi aqui tienes

>>2477896
https://pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45680450

>>2477947
There ya go,sport.

GOATS

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>who hard?

EAT A FUCKING DICK SAXTON

THE ANTI-FLIPPERS ARE HERE

BASED FUCKING REVIVAL

MY BOYS

>>2477948
Raw After Mania, anon. It's the Mardi Gras of the wrestling year. No rules, no respect.

I'm sure they planned to mute/reply to it though.

NOOOOO THE REVIVAL WERE MEANT FOR BASED SMACKDOWN

>>2477971
BTFO

SAY YEAH

REVIVAL VS HARDY BOYZ CONFIRMED

OH FUCK REVIVAL

NO FLIPS JUST FISTS

smackdown btfo

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>>2477981

>catch this cream
>xavier

>>2477908
that's a boy he has a penis

You hear that? Those are dimes being put back in pockets.

corey graves is cringe

Jesus Christ how stacked is this fucking RAW division now

>CATCH THIS CREAM

THE REVIVAL

WE #TOPGUYS

YOU BOTTOM BITCHES

NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS NO FLIPS JUST FISTS

Literally who?

>>2477974
you STILL do this?

Yeah, Smackdown is fucked.

>>2477921
called it

ignore the other smark pretending to be me.

>Raw gets Revival while Smack gets American Alpha
Smack got fucked hard imo

these guys look bland as fuck

>>2477979
Hi Shane!

DIY to Smackdown?

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>tfw no idea who these two are

Wait, actually. Are these the two Edge praised waaaay back for cutting off the ring really well?

>>2478014
New Draft next week senpai

Does Vince hate Smackdown?

>>2478026
Draft's next week dude; Don't matter who comes out when.

BEST RAW EVER!

THE THICCEST DADDIES ARE HERE

>SmackFags will never recover.

Smackdownies legit on suicide watch.

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QT THICKY BOOTY BEST BOYS

No idea who they are don't watch NXT

But apparently they are over as fuck

SAY YEAH

>>2477974
I love this gimmick.

>>2477979

They're going to smackdown next week

>>2477984
the cuck
Xavier is going to get a solo push because of this.

These little guys are too short

HOLY FUCK DASH AND DAWSON ARE FUCKING THICCCC

>>2477777
Must be true, then

absolutely based

>more generic beardos
why is the new generation such shit

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WHO /FUCKFLIPPYMIDGETS/ HERE?

BASED FUCKING SOUTHERN BOYS

SAY YEAH

Literally who are these white boys?

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>5'10"

I don't understand this shit. SD's tag division is drowning. Why is Raw getting the Hardys and Revival?

Jim Cornette cumming right now

>tfw waiting for paige chants

White supremacist gimmick?

>>2478064
legit top 3 tag team

>>2478017
Revival put the final nail in the smackdown coffin

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>>2478046
his dad has issues

Nice of New Day to do the Job

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>these literal nobodies with bodies that look worse than mine

TOP GUYS

>>2478046
you STILL haven't admitted that wrestling is inherently homoerotic and thereby defending it is an act of closeted guilt?

WHY

THIS IS NOT FAIR

>>2478069
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dem.southern boiss beating up some niggers

>>2478079
Fuck you I'm a King dammit!

>>2477984
The idiot who cut all the clips short.

Oh shit based queen of south coming back

At first I was wondering why Smack isn't getting anyone but there is a new draft next week.

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actually me right now

Oh fuck off Vince, don't take your frustrations out on SDL just because it puts on a consistently better TV program every week and because SDL house show numbers consistently outsell RAWs

>neo/asp/ies cheering for vanilla midgets

This board was a mistake

>there is people here who watches nxt

>>2478061
We're getting Nakameme, it's fine.

Did anyone say commercial?

>Vince going all out to kill Smackdown
Guess he finally got sick of Bryan's shit

>Bald head
>Beards

Yeah, cus we totally have a shortage of faggots like these.

>>2478007
>smoking weed is the same as smoking tobacco
Are you retarded?

>>2478054
oh sick. thank you based anon. i just got here

>>2478069
DELETE THIS

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tfw Kurt Angle was always a B player

What I like about NXT is it's like a giant real life safe space, just like Reddit (TM). Anyone else here use the xir/xim pronouns?

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>ad break in match

>Hardys on RAW
>Revival on RAW

So SmackDown tag division confirmed dead forever? Seriously they should just remove it from SD at this point. It's the only bad part of the show as is

>>2478090
who is this semen demon

>>2478099
yes, watching paige fuck like a dead fish is what I wanted....

So, this means we finna get the draft next week?

>>2478064
They were 2016's MOTY, no shit.

>>2478104
>Overthinking shit this hard.
Just shut up and watch the show.

>>2478053
>>2478053
>>2478053
ANSWER ME

>>2478081
NEW DRAFT NEXT WEEK!

>>2478081
Speaks volume for how desperate RAM is. Now they got Angle too.

>>2478100
Just watch the original show. Oh wait nevermind.

>>2478081
didn't Vince say there would be a draft next week or was I trippin' ?

Is this the best raw in a decade?

So far, RAW has gotten
-Angle
-Hardys
-The Revival
and they're gonna get AJ next week


Why is SD getting shafted so hard?

>it's been 1 hour and 20 already
First time in ages that it's not painful to watch RAM

>>2478010
Mongo McMichael's kids?

>Smackdowns's tag team division is complete shit
>gives RAW the Hardys and Revival
Honestly, just make the tag team championship RAW only at this point.

Hardys will go to Smack in shakeup to procure more gold

>>2477984
paige for being a sloot

>>2478115
Okay.

Literally finna who are these gay vanilla midgets?

I'm not even memeing are they from some outlaw promotion or something.

>>2478116
You don't really believe that right, he is the fastest grand slam champion

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>smackdown was the better show
>vince saying fuck you blue, get aids
loving it

>>2478119
Got to market all the food for all them FAT ASSES

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>>2478067
>Hardys and Angle going to SD next week

Awesome. Thanks for the info bro.

>>2478127
>>2478127
>>2478127
>>2478127
NEW

>>2478127
>>2478127
>>2478127
>>2478127
NEW

>>2477947
It's ok now

>>2478064
Arguably the best tag team on the planet rn

>b-but muh superkick young bucks!

nah eat shit fag

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MOTHER FUCKING TOP GUYS ARE HERE TO TAG TEAM WRESTLING

SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAH

>>2478103
>mfw Nakumara debuts on Smackdown tomorrow then gets drafted to RAW next week along with AJ

>>2478104
HE OWNS BOTH SHOWS FAGGOT

>>2478141
nxt

>>2478134
draft next week

>>2478104
I think Vince thinks it's the talent making smackdown over when in reality it's just decent booking that makes raw booking look like a 5 year old phoned it in an hour before the show

>>2478134
Draft is next week you fucks

>>2478142
Baited

>>2478107
English please

>>2478123
yes. They are gonna try and even out the rosters since smackdown obviously got the upper hand

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>We will never see AJ and the Revival form a Southern Boy stable
Feels bad man.

stream?

>>2478108
Capped
He's coming out tonight

>>2478107
>is
Lmao

>>2478144
Who?

>>2478161
Do you watch both shows? Good, now shut the fuck up.

This fucking prius commercial

>>2478113
>inhaling smoke of any kind isnt dangerous and a health risk
pot heads are so retarded

>>2478144
Jesus thats a pretty face to go with a great set of ladyballs .... Who is this semen demon?

>>2478175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWe4kGr2Mw

>>2478160
>>2478162
No shit fucktards, I literally said that RAW is getting AJ next week

Who on RAW can make up for SD losing AJ, and Cena going away for a while? Romanetty? Sami?
Fuck off.

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its over smack is on its way back to irrelevance

>>2478162
DID VINCE ACTUALLY ANNOUNCE IT? I DIDNT HEAR HIM??

Xavier is so fat

>>2478194
>RAW gets AJ because I said so
Irrefutable Evidence

>>2478192
>15k viewers

jesus christ poor lads like use google

>>2478144
SAUCE ME

>>2478212
He surely gained some weight

>>2478194
All we know for sure is Raw gets Raw. Hardys and Revival can still go to smackdown

>>2478216
expect for the millions of reputable dirt sheets reporting for weeks that AJ was going to RAW

Woods punished

SAY YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2478216
It would be nice for the club to be reunited but I'd hate for Styles-kun to be victim to the Authority's fuckery.

>>2478106
they have a good old school style

>>2478212
xavier bulking?

>>2478242
AND MILLIONS

>>2478106
You're a contrarian idiot you know that right?

I hate Woods specifically because his taste in anime is trash tier casual shlock

Someone tell Enzo he's not holding a mic

>>2478279
OF THE ROCKS FANS

He's got a point about that Goofy question.

What chanel are you watching Raw on anons?

Man those 3 have a good dynamic. Angle is so based.

>>2478127 →
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NEW

>>2478127 →
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NEW

>>2478370
Calfskin

>>2477808
Anon's dad walks in.