>15 fucking minutes
so is Matt broken or not?
>>2476510
i wonder what some of these chants are
>DELETE
was a pretty clear chant. matt seemed to do the arm wave right before the commercial to elicit it
were they also chanting "FUCK - THESE GUYS"?
"They haven't missed a beat"
>wrestled Saturday night to drop ROH tag titles after getting them weeks beforehand, after leaving TNA weeks before that
yea, i'm surprised they haven't missed a beat...
he doesnt have the broken gimmick idk why the crowd is chanting that , this is vince mcmahons company dammit !
>>2476540
RAM talk is when we will find out
>>2476709
It was mostly "Delete" "Broken Matt" "Obsolete" and "fuck that owl"
But we're missing far better chants we really should be talking about
"Go Away"
"Shut the fuck up"
"Roman Sucks"
"Ro-man Sucks"
"Asshole"
"Fuck You, Roman"
ALL. ON. LIVE. "PG." TV.
>>2476709
One of them was "Fuck That Owl" referring to TNA's new Owl logo
OI OI OI OI OI
>magic ropes
>>2476540
They'll hold off on it until the Anthem thing is resolved.
I thought for sure AA was going over last night
I got worked
>My Meth-heads
>>2476852
cringe
>>2476871
>Liking moldy ass frozen pizza
>Liking mozzarella diluted with inferior cheeses
>Liking low quality sauce
Get cancer fag
Why doesn't Vince trust The Big Dog to ever cut a full length live promo?
>gonna new thread
What did he mean by this?
>>2476852
They haven't cared what the crowd chants for a long time now because the advertisers know WWE can't control what people say.
Also who the fuck is this Irish guy? I came for the Hardy's is RAW worth watching till the end?
>>2476852
"BROT-HER NE-RO"
was also one.
ZERO POP
>mustafa ali
piss break
Ali's theme sounds like it's from Dance Dance Revolution, that's intimidating
>Muslim
gross
ABSOLUTE 00000000000 POP
>no pop Mustafa
poor guy
another fucking muzzie? what the fuck. I bet they are all planning an ISIS attack
>Muslims
>>2476922
Because he's tried and it's always no good
>>2476923
this.
>using nigga slang incorrectly
ALLAH ACKABAR
REMOVE KEBAB
>Mustafa Aliterally who
Wow a guy was talking in the ring and then someone came out
wow
so fresh
MUSTAFA CRAP
>Middle-eastern guy who isn't Muhammad Hassan
fuck this shit
I was hoping it was Mustafa Saed. I haven't watched for a while but this dune coon looks boring.
P I S S B R E A K
why hasn't neville or jinder got popped with the drug policy yet? they are both the most clear use of steroids
Did he steal Seth Rollins' gear?
Thought this was a debut of a guy. Who the fuck is this manlet?
>mustafa ali!
>boring is he
>ali of boredom
me and my wife's son are getting hungry, the wife's out late with her boss again so we gotta figure this out ourselves i guess.
what should i make?
Neville is going to delete ISIS in a few minutes
>Gotta bomb I gotta bomb, gotta bomb I gotta bomb
Why would they give Ali that theme?
>crowds will boo roman for 15 minutes straight
>can't bring themselves to boo any actual heels
What did these crowds mean by this?
Neville is a top 3 heel in the WWE, this includes NXT
Oh look Brit vs Brit
>>2476510
>15 minutes
huh?
Is that Ali or Chris Kanyon?
>"a tremendous athlete"
>is a thin manlet
Roman should come in and spear both of these jabronis
Mustafa piss
>>2476959
>My wife's son
Kek
>>2476959
KEK
>>2476952
literally this
>>2476959
peanut butter biscuits
>>2476952
Wasn't he Italian?
Why the fuck are 90% of ads during WWE shows for WWE products? Does no one want to play their ads during RAW, Smackdown etc?
will daniel bryan ever get cleared to wrestle and take control of the cruiser weights
The JUST state of this division
>>2476965
Ali is from Chicago ya pinhead
>this guy
Neville is too fuckin based
this shit has more commercials than football
Did we not just have a fucking ad break like 2 minutes ago
Watching Raw with my gf for the first time lads;
So far she liked Jeff Hardy and was also wondering why there was no wrestling for the first 15 minutes.
Also said Neville is ugly
Will keep you updated lads. x
WAAAAAA
>>2476910
Seems like the best option, keep them off the mic so they can keep a broken look and play it to the crowd then settle that shit quick to capitalize on it
>>2476959
>>2476959
>wifes out late with her boss
she's fucking other dick anon
Why is the manlet division so seething awful
>commercials during match again
now I remember why I don't watch this
>>2476991
Based chairman of the board
>>2476959
peanut butter and sour cream sandwich
>>2476959
PB&K (K = Ketchup) Sandwich
Give it a shot
>>2476959
>peanut butter in the fridge
but why
>>2476998
k keep me posted
>Seth has to have an unsanctioned match at mania due to no doctor clearing him for it
>hes okay and cleared the Monday afterwards for the tag match
alrighty then
This is the fastest a Post Mania Raw has fallen off in years. Crowd is already dead. Nothing left to care about.
>>2476959
>Peanut butter in the fridge
should've debuted Andrade almas
>MORE COMMERCIALS
Fucking hell
>european beating the shit out of a muslim
about time
>>2476959
lol cuck
>>2476923
another unfunny forced /asp/ meme spammed by the same autist
add it to the word filter
>>2476959
>putting ketchup in the fridge
it's like I'm back on /sp/
>another ad
Jesus fucking Christ. Speaking of Jesus, if they can have Muslims on WWE now, when is best heel coming back?
>>2476967
>gonna worked
What did he mean by this?
>>2476991
La Parka was a very spoopy guy.
Does anyone have the screencap of Senor Benjamin saying it was his yard on twitter?
I already lost all interest in raw now that the hardys already had their match.
>>2477025
seething
>>2476982
kek Muslim wreslling BTFOd
The most over """"muslim"""" wrestler was a fucking italian
also he's a school principal now
i'm killing myself if reigns isn't heel by the end of the night
ask me anything
Anybody think we see Angle tonight? Other than a video package.
>>2476998
your gf sounds qt. mine's a total cunt about wrestling
>>2476986
No I'm not
What should I fap to until something interesting happens lads?
>Found an /asp/ies reddit account
>They have a bunch of furry subs in their history
L M A O. Is everyone on this board degenerate?
>tfw want to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but the microwave isn't working
>>2477035
Still spooky and still using chairs
>>2476922
Because he's proved he sucks big floppy donkey dick at it.
>>2477001
Matt and Jeff are on Raw Talk tonight. Will they be broken?
>>2477053
YOUR MOM
>>2476959
Pepto Bismol and Ketchup Sandwich
>>2476959
>pepto bismal in the fridge
>>2477048
What method of suicide?
>all these commercials in the first hour
They must have a long segment planned for 10
>>2477055
the furrys hangout on discord
>>2477044
Never had a problem keeping PB in a cabinet. Ever
>>2476965
jej
Is he the greatest wrestler of all time?
>>2477039
>https://twitter.com/BenjaminSenor/status/846392318060089344
>>2477055
Yes. I miss /wwe/ on /sp/
>>2477060
Christ
>>2477044
It goes in the freezer dumbass
How do they get the seething ropes purple?
>>2476959
not funny
The fans literally aren't even looking at the ring.
>Matts smile
What does it mean?
>>2476984
He'd never go to the crusierweights even if he was. And when he wrestles again it very likely won't be in the wwe
>>2477067
pills, a bottle of vodka and probably some bleach or something
>>2477057
USE THE PAN LIKE YOU SHOULD ANYWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is everyone looking at?
>>2477057
Then use your grill you dumbass. I'm being rused right now aren't I?
>>2477057
>Grilled cheese
>Microwave
Nigga wut
>>2476959
>bread in the fridge
>>2477062
Matt will slip back and forth like he did last night and like he was doing in the Indy scene most likely
the fuck is the crowd looking at
>>2477076
Yes
Are they chanting for Neville?
If not what are they canting or what's got them so excited?
I just turned it on, what did I miss?
>>2477041
based wordfilter working the underaged marks
Somethings going on
Crowd got wild and looking in a certain direction
>>2477044
it doesn't need the cold to be cold to be fresh. do you live in a volcano?
Hey buttnuggets
was play Ryse SOR. what i missed?
>>2477087
Riminds me of those old Extenze commercials
>>2477057
That shouldnt be a problem considering grilled cheeses are made using either a frying pan or a panini press
>>2477053
I'm not gna share my own fetish bc i dont share.
go with farts or piss for some lols
What were the fans looking at?
>>2477092
everything is better than cruisermemes
>>2477055
yes
>>2477108
worked
wot are they chanting?
>>2477101
Some fan got thrown out probably
"We want Balor"?
We want what?
>>2477057
>microwave
Gross
>>2477111
Hardys beating the Club
Roman booed out of the building for about 10 minutes
>>2477095
Its how you trigger the anons on /ck/
fuck me, /asp/, I've got a 200 word book report due tomorrow but I wanna watch RAW. What do I do?
BeachBallMania 2?
>>2477076
Easily
kek a fukkin beach ball
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE CROWD
>>2477057
The newfags still fall for this seething pasta
KEK THEY'RE SO BORED THEY'RE PLAYING WITH A BALL
>>2477111
The greatest Roman segment of all time
>>2477128
We want beach balls
>>2477057
>mfw I just realized its called grilled cheese even though no one uses a grill to make it
The crowd is literally playing with a ball and having a party with each other. They're not watching or reacting to the match lmfao.
>>2477120
you're right I just saw it
>>2477078
Thanks anobsolete mule
.....They're knocking around a beachball
>>2477035
this.
.
OMG A BEACH BALL, BET HALF THIS CROWD HAS NEVER SEEN ONE ON AN ACTUAL BEACH
What in the fuck is the crowd looking at?
BEACH BALL
>decapitating moderate muslims
Is neville in isis
Things that are more over than Reigns:
A beach ball
>>2477132
>200 words
18+
The GOAT heel.
There's a beach ball in the crowd that has the crowd's attention.
"WE WANT BEACHBALL" I think
>>2477119
>smackdownie
>being cringe
All in order
Flying beach ball. Shut it down.
I'm kind of annoyed when a tag team or even just a single guy comes back and is immediately given the belt. Part of the reason someone or a team are loved is because we see them climb to the top and prove they deserve it. Just putting them right at the top as soon as they come back so they only have to win one match to become champs is fucking gay
Why is this muzzie wearing seths uniform?
How is this shit still going? Why did smarks want a boring jobber division so badly?
>>2477139
u beat it?
>>2477087
A steady paycheck and a championship run.
>>2477143
as it should be
manlets suck
lol wtf is the crowd doing
WHAT WERE THEY CHANTING?
WE WANT ______?
>>2477111
Holy shit that shit taste
What is going on in the stands.
Some shit is going down.
>smarks ignoring the match to focus on a fucking beach ball
i hate wrestling fans desu
>>2477119
>tfw Rawtistic
;_;
>Sorry about the dumb cunts sign
Beachball mania
Even the smark crowd doesn't give a shit about 205
Manlets BTFO'd
>ram crowds so bored they have to make their own fun
wut da fuk
>>2477167
trying to get themselves over. Just like every year
>>2477168
Beachball Mania
>>2477076
that move lel
NICE SPOT SENPAITACHI
>Match so boring even the commentators stop caring and start talking about what's happening in the crowd
CruiserJUST
>a fucking beach ball is more over than the cruisershits
LOL
Cole acknowled the beach ball because this match fucking sucks
BEACHBALL MANIA
HAHA THEYRE HAVIN FUN MAGGLE
BASED BEACHBALL WORKING THE SMARKS INTO A GOOD TIME
>>2477153
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DELETE THIS!
BEACH BALL MANIA!
>When a beachball is more interesting
>>2477122
this. wordfilter working the marks
>Beach ball
>commentary talking about it instead of ignoring it
Did they finally give up?
>>2477168
Beach ball mania according to the commentators. There's a couple of beach balls being passed around in the crowd.
Nice move, really flashy
>>2476858
thanks, monica
i thought they were saying "fuck those guys" but didn't get why Bullet Club would have so much heat. "fuck that owl" makes a lot more sense
HEEEEEEY WE WANT SOME BEACHBALL
>>2477087
It means he's having fun, something no one on this board knows anything about, myself included
Ali: "Fuck that beach ball."
*Spanish Fly'ed*
>They're acknowledging the beach balls on commentary
Wh-what?
HOLY SHIT
BEACHBALL MANIA
>watching the osw back log
>say that in todays era what makes a heel and face is untalented and talented.
>current nuclear heat magnet is a striker with no mic skills
>hiatch says hes a heel
were the irish faggots right?
>Beach Ball Mania
>Ayy we want some beach ball
cringe, security please take it away
When are these Euroshits going back home?
Heel turn when?
Neville should have a live sex celebration with the belt on 205 Live
HEY WE WANT SOME BEACH BALL
>beach ball meme
Stop
Cruiserweights fucking suck. I'd be focusing on the beach ball too.
Why do a high spot like that when the retarded crowd doesn't care anyway?
STANDING SPANISH FLY WHAT A BEAST
Spanish fly always look dumb as fuck reeeeeeeee
>>2477119
Rawtists seething
>>2477169
hater
these guys are putting on a good match too.
Just tuned in, what did I miss bros?
>tfw jobberweights did tricky flips and the crowd still cares more about a beachball
Wow, this crowd is ruining this amazing match.
>>2477155
>THIS
ON THE FUCKING SCARF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When raw is so bad a dollar store beach ball is more entertaining.
autistic fucking crowd, I'm never defending wwe fans again after this
>>2477203
The commentary don't bother ignoring shit on this Raw.
BASED NEVILLE WORKING THESE EUROFAG SMARKS
Based heel tactics by Nev.
That match was alright
BASED NEVILLE WORKIN THE FOREIGNERS
that was actually a good match and neat ending
>>2477209
>beachball deflates itself on purpose
You see, Seth...
POO IN LOO Wagon Wheel banner spotted in the front
Based
>>2477222
an owl and a beach ball
Based Neville lel
THEY GOT A BEACH BALL MAGGLE THEY'RE HAVIN FUN
They did a good job getting the crowd back into it, pretty impressive
>>2477212
Seriously. Use that only when the match is projected to be bad.
>>2477226
They're just having fun maggle!
match was actually good shit
Why does Ali have quake logo on pants??
Holy fuck is he the first heel in forever to stop doing moves that get pops?
VINCE
I
N
C
E
>>2477207
theyre always right
>>2477229
This stupidity happenes every year
>>2477155
never fucking forget
based Neville fuck this crowd
rings of saturn is such a great submission, why did it take this long to get brought back?
WHAT
MEEKMAN
BASED NEVILLE WORKING THE YUROPOORS
BASED VINNIE MACK HERE TO WORK THE FAT SMARKS INTO A SHOOT.
>>2477222
Roman worked the smarks for a good 10 minutes
Hardies win rematch
MEEKMAN
NO CHANCE
Beach ball chants aside , that was an awesome match. Neville working the Smarks hard.
BASED VINCE.
NUCLEAR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Friends are at RAW, say there are about 8 beach balls flying around
NEVILLE IS SO FUCKING BASED
WHY THE FUCK IS IN A CRUISERWEIGHT?
NO CHANCE
>>2477194
WWE seems to have accepted it, since they were even promoting today specifically as the night after Wrestlemania and spotlighted some of the chanting that goes on. They are spinning it as a fun fan participation tradition, to hide the fact that its really just angry fans venting
Vince doing damage control after Roman got booed the fuck out
VINCE
VINNAAAAAAAAY
...Is he gonna get kidnapped, blown up, or in a car crash this year?
VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE
VINNIE MAC
inb4 another No Chance singalong.
VINCENT
VINCE HERE TO CONFISCATE THE VOLLEYBALL
Vince aged like 20 years in the last year
VINNIE
MAC
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>tfw Vince must have heard about the beach ball and wants to toss it around
based ball getting pushed to the moon
VINNY MAC IS PISSED FAMTATCHI
VINCE!
For the first time in a long time I think I can actually say
Christ, that first hour flew by fast
The man responsible for the PUSH will get a million cheers. Typical Etards.
Oh no
FUCK YES
GOD IS HERE
HOLY FUCK
VINCE MCMAHON
>>2477119
the last one is bretcuck
That was probably the best cruiserweight match on Raw since they brought the division back
Holy shit I almost thought that was Donald Trump
OH SHI- BASED VINNY MAC! SMARKS HAVE NO CHANCE IN HELL!
>>2477242
The crowd was dead at the end. kys.
MEEKMAHAN
I KNEW HE'D COME
>>2477227
SLIPPY G AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH SHIT VINCE IS HERE
>>2477187
This match was great, what the fuck are you on about?
They are going to crucify Vince.
HOLY FUCKING YUM, VINCE
>acknowledging "Rings of Saturn"
Whatever happened to Perry Saturn?
I assume they're on good terms. Haven't heard about anything since he left
Last thing I remember is him and Moppy
how much of a chance do you got?
>He's here to confiscate the beach ball
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON DAMMIT
BASED VINCE
Meek Mahan!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPENING
LITERAL GOD ABOUT TO COME OUT
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON IS IN THE BUILDING
he's just going to ramble about the draft fuck em
Goddamn, Vince looks good in that suit
>>2477247
That's literally the Revival's gimmick
Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON 23s
Chicago. Made.
HOLY FUCK GUYS
kek pakistani fans got mad at mustafa ali for not having a pakistani flag on his ring gear
>>2477267
>They are spinning it as a fun fan participation tradition, to hide the fact that its really just angry fans venting
It actually is the former though
who gives a fuck about mr mcmannetty
VINCE
DAMN ITS BEEN A WHILE
MEEKMAHAN
I KNEW YOU'D COME
>>2477254
Because Batista did such a shitty version that nobody wanted to touch the move
HERE WE GO
VINCE IN THE HOUSE
anyone else ever wish that vince was their dad / granddad growing up?
>mfw the beach ball joins the hardys
>mfw wwe acquires the rights to the broken meme
>mfw broken beach ball becomes the most over superstar in wrestling history
Stupid smarks don't even realize they should use the beach ball during Roman's segment if they don't like him.
Holy poo, guys - Vince McMahon! My stepson is marking out hard.
Where's the seething new thread?
>>2477301
A lot, my man. A lot.
the best cruiserweight match and people got distracted by a beach ball. JUST
>GODDAMMIT WHY ARE YOU BOOING MY HANDPICKED SAMOAN!!!
>>2477304
Gross dude
>we dont hate roman we hate vince
>pop for him
smarks need to kys
VIN MAN
Beach ball more over than roman.
he's gonna come to the ring get on his hands and knees and beg the fans to cheer roman with tears streaming down his face
Who /FuckingLoveVinceToDeath/ here!?
>>2477222
whoa, when did this happen?
>inb4 pre-taped promo instead of live
who /frozenfishpattyonabun/ here?
Vince coming to tell the crowd to stop booing during Roman's promos, probably
AMOUNT OF CHANCE YOU'VE GOT: NO
>>2477217
Hold this L
God I hate the smark crowds after mania. Time to mute.
>Vince becoming Ramen's new manager
GF anon here.
She now likes Neville and thought that was a really good match.
>>2477301
He literally vanished and no one knew where he went to
How long has it been since RAM was this good?
>>2477272
>>2477326
They are such idiots. They will cheer Vince who is responsible for the shit product and Roman's bad lines and forced push.
VOODOO
KIN
MAFIA
>>2477348
Pics or gtfo
>>2477282
damn you're right. didnt think it had been that long
>>2477301
I thought he died?
>>2477317
maybe back when Wrestlemanias were actually good
>>2477326
They like the man, not the character.
That's why booing is better.
>>2477315
huh?
>>2477353
Based World Wrussian Federation
>>2477327
You wife's son having a good time tonight?
>>2477318
get the fuck out and never come back. ded ass
>>2477119
> hold this L
>>2477301
he's an absolute fucking mess and they're too embarrassed to acknowledge him in fears of looking even worse than they already do
>>2477318
>mr mcmannetty
come on dude, that's a stretch
>>2477316
i like to blow her up
>>2477315
>>2477352
Last Raw after Mania.
GIMME DA GREENLIGHT
Gronk, a pro wrestler when?
>>2477324
right here, famm.
him, stone cold, and mr pheenie were my tv dads
>>2477397
such a good song :3
>>2477318
t.Ted Turnetty
>>2477353
>>2477301
>save a lady getting mugged
>get shot
>become an addicted
>become a homeless
>>2477316
tfw no qt paki gf
>>2477408
*glassman shatters*
Vince is a qt old man.
ROFL, those Roman Sucks chants.
>Immediately goes into ROMAN SUCKS chants
This fucking crowd.
WWE Draft soon?
BASED MEEKMAN
>>2477315
>tfw want to make fake Meltzer leak posts but there's no one who isn't already actually there
Did you ever imagine two years ago that Shane, Kurt, Goldberg and the Hardys would all be back in WWE?
And that AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura would all be signed?
BASED CROWD BLOWING OUT THE MINISCULE HOUND
LMAO
TEDDY NEW GM YAY!!
Vince can really work the crowd
Oh
>71 years old
>still the best promo
WTF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEK BASED TEDDY
>teddy, stop dancing please!
it's going to be based angle
>>2477560
I got swerved.
Angle is officially retired now. Sad face.
>>2477612
>yfw it's cornette
>>2477612
dad walked in just then :/
Threads moves so fast that nobody will notice that I like to get high and fantasize about massive chick dicks.
>chants You Suck
>cheers
Never change.
>>2477720
haha, gay
>>2477675
was pretty funny tbhqhwy, whats the problem, is your dad some sort of humorless faggot or something?
>>2477728
Mayh gawhd, they're chanting that Roman sucks!!!
Let's bring out Angle so when people chant "You suck" the marks think they're being ironic about Roman too!!!!
>based Vince
where is kikeberg?
>>2477782
on some desolate ranch in southern Canada, fucking Sable, until he appears again next year
>>2477818
That fucking guy on the right in pic..
Top KEK
aww shit nigger, is that new day ice cream
I need that creamy goodness in my mouth