All these shitty Carder matches over the last few years just

They should've kissed right there

>>2471488
You're literally Phil

It was one of his worst matches, his best being Batista and hbk

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>>2471488
T.b.h Famiglia Brock vs Taker HiaC 2015 was MOTY

Don't you have a UFC match to train for?

Phil's 400+ day WWE title reign vs Undertaker's streak was literally the most perfect booking and should have mainevented that mania.

I'm not saying Phil should have beat Taker's streak, but Rock vs Cena for the title was stupid.

Phil is still a whiney little bitch though.

>>2471488
Hi phil

>>2471488
He should have ended the streak with the pepsi plunge. I truly believe that.

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>ALL THE MAD AT CM PUNK ITT
BEST
IN
THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

>>2471924
>implying Haitch would allow someone he despises who lives in his head rent free to end the streak with a super version of his finisher which he used 7 times in the last two years and Carder kicked out of everyone

>>2471488
This was truly the last "good match" that Taker had.

Losing the streak to an unsuccessful ufc failure instead of a former ufc champ? nah

>>2472062
It isn't your fault he left, bud.

>>2471933
This.

Based Big Mic Punk Working /asp/ Virgins every single day

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>only man to get a good match out of Undertaker in the last 5 years
>only man to get a good match out of Brock Lesnar in the last 5 years
>only man to get a 5 star match out of Big Match John
>only man to sell more tshirts than Big Match John
>more over than Triple H ever was
>refused to work with Triple H at WrestleMania
>refused to piss in a cup until Triple H did
>regular threesomes with AJ Lee and Kaitlyn
>not insecure about his wife's sexual history
>boned Maria
>boned Lita
>Paul Heyman Guy
>most famous pipebomb in history
>boned Kelly Kelly
>boned Mickie James
>most famous podcast in history
>best friends with Colt Cabana
>name chanted during every boring segment for the last 3 years
>made Vince pay big money for Cult Of Personality
>boned Becky Bayless
>boned Traci Brooks
>lives in Stephanie's head rent free
>one of UFCs biggest draws
>created The Shield
>worked Ryback to tears and a mental breakdown
>worked Dr Chris into a lawsuit
>marks love him
>smarks love him
>anti-smarks can't stop seething about him
>longest reigning WWE champ of the century

>>2472157

GOAT SSSR TIER

cm punk should come back and kick steph in the jaw

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>>2471488
Honestly take a moment to consider the differences between how well CM Phil built up this feud compared to how terrible the buildup for this year's match was.

CM Phil
>Drops viscous pipebomb after viscous pipebomb on Undertaker
>Schemes and harasses Undertaker at every single appearance
>Steals the fucking Urn from Undertaker after Paul Bearer dies
>Mindfucks Undertaker by disguising himself as one of his servants and dressing up Paul Heyman as Paul Bearer, even gets him to mock the "OOHHHH YESSSS"
>Builds up a real storyline over half a year that feels like a reckless retard just poked the biggest hornets nest of his life and is about to get btfo

Roman Reings
>Eliminates Undertaker from the Rumble
>Says its his yard now
>Gets chokeslammed once
>That's it

Undertaker's retirement main event match of Wrestlemania had the buildup of a random RAW match.

>>2471883

His title reign was fucking shit.

>>2472786
It wasn't tho, lots of good matches within

What's wrong with the SummerSlam match against Lesnar

>>2471883

>longest title reign vs. streak

Fuck, that would have been good. Give Taker one last run before fucking off the next year.