Be honest How's hard did you mark out?

>>2469724
As soon as I saw it was a ladder match, I called it. Jeff doing the swanton and killing Cesaro was pretty dope

>>2469724
Was hoping for the broken gimmick but I'm still happy without it

Hardest in years.

>>2469728
They are still broken.

I teared. I was more thinking they would be at RAW but when I saw that their autograph signing ended right before WrestleMania and was only a mile away I was like oh shit they'll be there.

Very hard.

Hardyz were my guys in 2001

>>2469729
Only Matt and he's only half broken, check their post match interview.

>>2469724
I was pretty happy

I figured they would save them for monday at the earliest

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Glanced at it for 10 seconds, tabbed back out.

Couldn't care less about old wrestlers who can't cut it anymore so they have to parody wrestling with epic lel so random reddit gimmicks to stay relevant. Haha delete hehe dilapidated boat, so random!

Then again, I'm not underage or autistic, so not their target audience.

>>2469724
Haven't marked that hard since Seth cashed in MitB. I marked even harder when they won.

>>2469787
IM NOT ALONE.

I hated them back in their heyday and I still don't like them now.

>>2469787
18+

>>2469787
What else are they supposed to do? Just fade away and classify themselves as obsolete like Undertaker?

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Fuck just imagine how good it felt to be them in that moment.

They got the biggest pop of the night.

>>2469787

>Old
>one is 39 the other is 41

You can get another 5/6 years out of them before they need to retire. If you really want to push it 13 years and then job to BBD in handicap match when he makes his WM46 surprise return to retire them.

For about 60 seconds, I was nine years old again. That's how I felt.

>>2469834
>For about 60 seconds, I was nine years old again.
What wrestling is all about.

>>2469724
I'm not gonna lie, I completely lost my shit.

Marked out so hard it made my baby nephew cry

>>2469724
The hardest I've ever marked out

>>2469724
I was waving my hand like I was on some kind of rave party, couldn't really shout, because muh dormitory, but oh boy I was excited

>>2469747
Probably easing into it seeing as Slapnuts is still hoping to go to court for ownership of it.

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If I'm 100% totally honest

I'm 23, living in Bongland, and have now been awake 26 hours. I was cheering on Enzo and Cass, even had my Certified G shirt on. But as soon as the New Day came out I knew. I immediately pulled off my shirt, messed up my hair and started chanting DELETE! I woke my mum up and she got mad but I explained that the Hardyz are back and she asked me to keep it down so I did, but I still kept saying delete. I was even doing Jeffs entrance, and I swanton bombed off my sofa on to the pillows on the floor, it was more of a rolly polly. I'm so glad they won. The time here is now almost 11am and I'm still saying DELETE. I even put some flour in a streak through my hair and cut a promo in the mirror, I'm truly BROKEN. I can't wait for RAW tonight. All I've heard in my head is their theme. It's been 8 hours since their return, and I'm still hyped.

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

>>2469893
Did you lift this off reddit or youtube? If not then please get help.

>>2469810
you are alone. that guy was obviously baiting.

>>2469899
Not him but I took the ashtray in the living room and ran it through my hair in front of the mirror and screamed "BROTHER NERO"

My mom caught me though and screamed herself and started crying, and now I have to move out in two weeks.

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>>2469893

The absolute state of RAM posters

>>2469724
>How's hard did you mark out?

Not much at all because they were just the regular boring WWE Hardys which I haven't been a fan of since 2001. Hopefully we'll get Broken Hardys tonight on RAW.

>>2469924
>Smackdownetty still reeling from the huge L they took

The second I heard their music I jumped up and knocked my iced tea off the desk and started fucking going ham! I INSTANTLY messed my hair up, took off my shirt and put my old boots on to look like Matt. I got too excited screaming about knowing brother nero would come that my neighbor banged on the wall and told me to go fuck myself

Jeff Hardy made me a fan of tag wrestling and is my all time favorite high flyer

So when I heard that bass riff I completely lost my mind. Wish I was there in person.

>>2469933
He's close to, but my favourite's still RVD. Who apparently is also returning to WWE later this year.

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I started chanting "DELETE DELETE DELETE" at my computer screen like a sperg, alone in my room. Glad no one was home to see me doing that

>>2469893

Is this what autism looks like?

>>2469979

>RVD
>Returning

If he does expect him to be lower on the card than Rhyno

>>2470024
Cringe

>>2469927
There are rumors that WWE is trying to buy the gimmick rights, so, maybe.

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hard

>>2469729
Matt has abandoned Kayfabe for the first time since the broken gimmick begun, it's not a good sign

>>2470051
Matt would have to either be a complete idiot, or get a massive offer, to even consider that.

>>2469787

>all bizzare forms of humor are "le totally randumb XD XD" maymay

Delete yourself

Was a but too predictable. I think it could have been better I'd they announced Shining Stars or some jobbers then the Hardys came in and took over, or have the 3 teams start wrestling then part way through have the lights shut off and have Matt do some mic work

>>2470067
It's either that or waiting who knows how long for the court to rule who owns it.

it's 6am where I live and I'm laughing like an idiot at this thread

What is wrong with my life

Marked out hard but then my excitement fell down as I saw it's the Hardy Boys and not Broken Hardys. Sure, Matt still looks Broken and did the DELETE chant, but you know what I mean. It will be a nostalgia trip like Dudleys, and it probably won't last long.

I was in the middle of my best bite of pepperoni pizza when the rumbling bass riff kicked in and I shit you not, I got steaming hot pizza sauce all over my sweatpants. I had to change into my house shorts. Ended up looking up bass tabs for the Hardyz theme so I could play it on my 10 watt amp while the match was going on. Texted my grandpa and he didn't remember who they were so I told my friend and he called me a drip for watching wrestling.

>>2470130

Hardyz
>Biggest draw in tag teams right now

Dudleys
>Came back to pad out the roster and retire where they were biggest

>>2470142
Biggest draws in wrestling, period. Why don't people remember how fuckhuge Jeff was before he left? And even during his absence. People love Jeff and always have but now they love Matt who finally managed to get over at a main event level. They're both main eventers at this point as long as Matt can do his Broken schtick.

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>>2469724
>they're fixed now

>>2469916

We chanted that at the stadium, but there were DELETE's for days, mostly.

>>2470113
Matt would buy it himself

>>2470426

>yfw vince buys TNA outright and hurts them just for the gimmick
>yfw he works this into a shoot and Matt DELETES them

>>2470067

He's aiming for that sweet road agent position

>>2469787
>Can't cut it anymore
Matt's age is showing slightly but Jeff was fucking amazing

> both are almost 50 by now but their hairline game is beyond 20iers like Corbin and Ambrose

how?

>>2470530
jeff isnt even 40 yet

So are they BROKEN or not?

I sort of expected both of them to take a nasty headbump and become "re-broken" again, sort of restarting the whole saga but just in WWE.

I suppose Matt's hair and his taunts are there but Jeff is WWE Jeff, not Nero. I dunno, seems weird but I marked out hard for the entrance

>>2469724
I just didn't. don't even know why, hell I like the hardyz

maybe if they came out to piano and in their meme gimmick costumes I would have.

Glad they are back, but not looking forward to their "WE ARE BACK" promo, where they have to ignore why they are popular right now, which is why they got a chance to come back in the first place

>>2470538
Matt still had his semi-Broken attire and the hairstyle plus taunts and the DELETE chant, but Jeff came out in his WWE attire. Still had brother Nero chants, though.

>>2470479
This. Maybe it was just me marking out hard but Jeff looked younger and well rested and happy as fuck. I think he loved being Jeff Hardy of the Hardy Boyz again 100%.

>>2470546
>>2470547
Just enjoy it for what it is bros. They might not be full Broken right away, but look at how damn happy both of them look to be back at the WWE. Watch their interviews from yesterday, both of them are really happy and Jeff especially seems over the moon. I think hes gonna want a redemption solo run which will be based and comfy. They are more than the Broken gimmick

>>2470426
If he could he already would.

I doubt we'll see Broken gimmick in WWE, Hardy's can't use it until the lawsuit is over, Anthem is not even considering letting go for cash, and by the time the court rules in Matt's favor it will make no sense to turn them Broken again.

>>2470552
>a 39 year old Jeff Hardy takes the worst bump of a 7 hour show

the fucking state of current wrestlers in wwe

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>Vince doesn't get the gimmick
>Calls them Punished Hardyz instead

IM NUCLEAR

Has Jeff cleaned up his act and stopped his drug abuse since Victory Road 2011? This is someone who hasn't paid much attention to them in TNA, besides hearing about things like Final Deletion and them becoming Broken.

They stopped me from going to bed before the match

>>2470577
and if it wasn't Jeff it would've been fucking 47 year old Shane

Didn't they get like the biggest pop last night ?

>>2470626
They did. Also for me it was the only moment I unironically marked out when watching this show.

Marked hard. Hardest I've marked since AJ Styles debuted.

The Broken Hardys are in WWE. I love it too much.

>>2470607
Yeah. He cleaned after that, and has stayed that way.

>>2470636
That's good. Glad to know he got better.

my dick was diamonds

Cole literally named dropped the whole Broken thing as soon as they came out.
If they were afraid of the lawsuit they wouldn't even hint at it

>>2470734
not to mention matt doing the delete taunt several times before during and after the match. and he even said wonderful when he was up on the top rope after they won.

he was about to get a big delete chant going during their celebration after the match with the crowd but they cut to instant replay the second he did it.

I want AJ vs Jeff so badly. I heard they hate each other irl, is sthis true?

>>2469724
I was laughing, they're going to be buried so fucking deep it'll be hilarious

feels good to be a jeff hardy mark when he did the swanton bomb on top of the ladder

>>2469724
Hard during the entrance but a little sad when reality kicked in and I realised neither was going to go near a world title during this run although more in regards to Jeff than Matt.

>>2470759

>going to be buried
>won the tag titles in first 10 minutes of their return on the biggest event of wrestling

B8

>>2470822

>implying they won't be tag champs and delete US title and go for universal too causing an eventual rivalry between the 2

It was pretty based, props to the New Day for baiting hard as fuck by coming out in ring gear.

>>2469724
Spilled my drink on me and I didn't care. That's how much I marked out.

DELETE DELETE DELETE

>>2469732
Me too man. I cant believe how "over" Matt got the Hardy's with the BROKEN gimmick, made the team seem fresh. Amazing reaction from the crowd, absolutely wonderful that they picked up the win.
>>2469834
Yeah, you summed it up. Well fucking said. Have this for your efforts brother anon:
>underrated post.

>>2471091
When Kofi took off his hat and started walking down the ramp I got worked pretty hard.

>>2469893
Hilarious!!
BROKEN ANON WORKING THE SMARKS

>>2470747
Why would they hate eachother?

>>2469724
must be ass to work in WWE when they just keep bringing the has beens back so that everyone in the current roster can bend over to vince´s ex wives

like they chose to not make it about karl anderson ro these other new stars, instead they just give the egoboost to everyone who literally dont matter anymore

>>2471188
18+

>>2471164
and I thought The New Day was going to swerve on the Hardyz like attack them from the back

>>2471188
In this case it's not as egregious because these guys reinvented themselves elsewhere and got massively over all over again.

>>2472858

Great! Now what? Don't tell me you actually feel they'll be as over in Vince McMahon's Mcdonald's play place as they were running rampant on the Indie scene?

>>2472880
you sound salty as fuck

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Pretty fuckin hard

>>2469728
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/848774486673551360

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>>2469893

>>2470572
>I doubt we'll see the Razor Ramon character in WCW

>>2469979
Nah Jeff surpassed him. Jeff is honestly one of the GOAT. WWE never got to tap into even a tenth of what he could have accomplished as a singles wrestler even if it was Jeff's fault.

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>>2469724
I had an epilepsy sperging out, spazzing, cumming, and DELETING, until I realized the following:
>>2472880

>>2474787
This.

You faggots are complete idiots if you think they won't be able to say ''delete'' ''obsolete'' ''broken''...you think TNA has those words trademarked? You think TNA has ''acting like nick cage'' copywritten? You think any court will hold up any of that? Get a grip you marks.

>>2469724

My house full of rational stoners was loud af. I haven't been that excited for something in WWE for like 17 years.