Comfy mania thread #2

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Based Big Dog Working the Marks and the Smarks.

Truly the most over man in the company.

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I AM READY FOR THE SMARK TEARS

Jessu h christ, those boos

LETS GO ROMAN

>No DQ out of nowhere
HUH

>That entrance

B A S E D

A

S

E

D

>No holds barred
It's all over.

>thread #2
>last match

Roman confirmed anti-draw

So...Wrestlemania will end with Roman getting booed out the building for the second year in a row

Sizable St. Bernard is gonna finally go over with the crowd tonight

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>>2465121
>Doesn't know what a comfy thread is

>>2465146
And JR has to talk over the boos

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ONE(1) SPEAR

No matter what the result of this match, /asp/ is going to have a shit storm

Can't wait

>Taker is gonna have to walk down that ramp

>>2465241
It's gonna be one(1) superman punch

LOL

fucking genius move having him raise up from the ramp.

Even when he's raised up half-way he still takes a long time to get there.

I wonder if Vince has a Plan B ready if Carder gets injured early in the match.

Lol Jr with the "controversial figure" speech. Exactly what he said when Cena got booed out of the building in chicago at WrestleMania

Samoa Joe has to be involved somehow with this match right?

They wouldn't just completely leave him out.

R-right?

BASED ROMAN

in b4 "the best striker in wwe"

>>2465441
And there it is. So damn predictable Cole.

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>muh yard

>still my yard

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>>2465441
Literally right after you posted this.

So if Taker is main eventing anyway, why didn't they have him win the royal rumble?

Was Daniel Bryan on at all tonight?

>>2465547
don't think so

>>2465372
A Samoa Joe vs the Anoai family feud would be pretty based tbqh, culminating in a Joe vs the corpse of Umaga in a buried alive match

>Their first confrontation was at the rumble

Or when he speared him through the barricade in the shield a few years ago

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>>2465564
He didn't go Crispen Wah did he?

>>2465533
Vince only finalises the order of the Mania card literally days before show time.

JR needs to come back fulltime

>>2465603
nah, there was nothing for him to do, so he just chilled backstage most likely

>>2465606
In hindsight, Taker needed that Rumble win more than Blandy.

Does Roman really not believe the holocaust happened?

>they made this a no holds barred because they weren't sure if taker could beat a 10 count

You know this is why

Oh fuck!!

Jr btfo all other announcers

>Winner of the rumble main events mania
>2 people who got eliminated are the main event

What's wrong with this company?

>>2465706
2 guys that need to rest

Always the Spanish table. Fuckin rascists.

Is Takers hip still fucked or am I being worked, he can barely walk.

>>2465750
Roman has good cardio though

JR sounds bored

When was the last time Undertaker went Old School?

Oh jesus, Taker could barely do that last ride

that last ride was awful

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>that weak ass last ride

>the last ride

Taker can barely stand. He's done.

The Last Botch

>>2465792
His wife got hit by a car and died like a week and a half ago

>>2465836
Against Bray.

>>2465836
Every morning he wakes up

>>2465792
To be fair on the guy his wife died a week or 2 ago, and then his cat died a few days ago

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SHOCKING

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Im getting shades of Sting collapsing from Taker now.

>>2465905
jej

Undertakers throat slash game is getting weak

>>2465905
I smell a new meme cooking.

>bullshit chants

This sort of sad..

jesus....

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>>2465912
ONE MORE MATCH WITH STING, VINCE PLEASE!

If Taker wins, that means he isn't retiring, right?

THE POWERHOUSE

there's no way he can have another match

>>2465905
Get ready for the 4th Reigns.

this is really, really, really

cringe

Man.. Taker should have retired 3 years ago.

Was that a botch? Looked like Roman was supposed to tombstone him there.

Ssssh quiet crowd time

that botch...

>>2465982
>>2465987
I predicted it'd be a bit sad. Takers body is so broken that he can barely walk without pain, never mind wrestle.

This was always going to be a cluster fuck.

>>2466021

You mean if he lives

>>2465686
Roman does not believe the Holocaust happened.

>no holds barred
>ref just bars that hold

>The state of this match

Jesus christ this is awful

PURE STRIKER! UFC WEN????

what a shit show this match is. I hope Roman just annihilates Taker with the chair till the ref stops it.

pls give stream mines just died

>>2466142
network.wwe.com

>>2466142
here use dis
[email protected]:redondo310

It's be funny if he tries to sit up but can't get all the way up.

Roman needs to go full heel and just start mutilation Taker, only for Kane to run out

>Undercarder snot

disgusting

is this really gonna go over 7 hours?

>>2466181
That happened once already.

i just wished it hadnt to be reigns that retired taker

>>2466181
wew

good lord he's so visibly in pain

>>2466181
Damn you anon

>>2466181
he actually did it the absolute deadman

>>2466181
K E K

this is sad

HaHaHaHaHa

Meltzer gives this 4 stars

Why didn't he retire 3 years ago?

thank you vince

This is so fucking awkward

lmao that was awful

Humongous Huskie is finally over!

Just listen to that crowd!

welp

Great match

EXTRA MOMENTUM

HE RETIRED THE UNDERTAKER

OH
SHIT

Saddest thing I've seen in a long time, I for one wouldn't take pride for beating a old man like that in front of thousands

I'm actually kind of surprised they pulled the trigger.

That was BAD

God, that was sad on a Randy the Ram level.

what a fucking boring finish, running the ropes twice, roman is truly the GOAT

>>2466389
That's clearly what he's selling on his face right now.

Honestly? I'm glad it's over.

Really hard to watch. Undertaker should not be wrestling in that condition. He was visibly uncomfortable the whole time, visibly in a lot of pain.

The dude could barely move at times. Please retire Taker.

What a horrible fucking PPV. The only above average matches were Shane vs. AJ and the Raw tag team match with based Hardy's.

Based Roman Reigns working the smarks into a shoot.

Torch has been passed. We're in the Roman Empire now.

>he's actually dead

YOU STILL GOT IT

YOU STILL GOT IT

What was the best match?

>>2466586
Raw Tag Team title ladder match. Based Hardy's make the surprise return and won the straps.

>>2466586
Has to be RAW tag team match for me

>>2466586

Probably Shave vs AJ.

>>2466586
Tag team ladder match or Women's 4 way.

This wasn't a very good mania

>>2466586
1. RAW Tag Team Titles match, becasue Hardyz
2. AJ vs Shane
3. Neville vs Aries

So is he done for good now or what?

Is he going to cut a promo?

Awesome mania outside the last two matches

>>2466656
>Shane/AJ
>Half the match is AJ having to sell Shane's godawful offense.
>match ends just as it starts to get good and both find their stride

It was altogether pretty bad

>>2466689

Nah he still got plenty left in the tank.

he should have stopped after lesnar, the match was pretty shit but the reaction to the finish was great. this was just flat in every way

He's retiring

Who's the new Best Pure Striker, lads?

>He's actually retiring

Now I feel awful

Is he going to leave his pants too?

>>2466782

Really, really slowly.

RIP Deadman.

>>2466816
He will comeback to wrestle Cena

Damn this is sad.

Muh childhood

wtf he just kissed some random girl

kayfabe is dead

HoF 2018 headliner

Tears in my eyes lads

>Could've ended his career with a ****3/4 star classic with Styles

>Shits the bed in an awful Reigns match.

It shouldn't be this way, on the other hand, this is what he gets for not passing his torch to Wyatt 2 years ago like he really should've

>>2466897
First time he's broken kayfabe

Was this worse than Wrestlemania 2000?

>raw tomorrow
>KEEP ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN

;_;

>tfw it's real

*STING APPEARS*

when does asuka come out?

It's about time really. Feel kinda bad he's been putting his body through hell all these years and probably been in constant pain for the last decade yet just kept coming out to entertain us

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A Wrestler's last match never goes as intended.

Motherfuck, it actually happened.

Shoulda retired at WM 28 after he beat HHH 2bh. It's 5 years too late. Great career honestly.

New Day comes out. Escorts and shuffles the Taker out with a broom.

>>2467078
His match against Edge was his last good match. The hype, the build up was just great. All the others were stupid.

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They're not going to have an after-show?

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>no heel turn
>Ramen too weak to pull off the tombstone

what a shitshow this was, goddamn shame Taker's last match stunk

>>2467122
Did you miss the Shawn Michaels matches?

>>2467122
I disagree. His match against Kane at XX should have been the last match

>>2467049

HBK getting retired by Taker was great tho

Taker didn't deserve this bullshit, especially not after losing the streak to Lesnar

He should have retired at 28, 30, 31 or 32 but meh... Taker should have retired against HBK, Cena, Sting or even Bray Wyatt

I dont understand a fucking shit about the finish of the match, Roman Reigns is heel now? Because he is doing the same shit as always "i dont give a fuck about the deadman UUAAHHH" He is going to be hated as a face anyways. If they wanted to do the heel turn shit the match should have been Taker vs Cena, everyone is going to cheer for Cena anyways but at least its not a retard decision.

From the bottom of my soul thank you Taker for all this years and great matches. Memes aside, the greatest wrestler of all time.

IM MAD AND WORKED AS FUCK

Fuck Yeah! Jew bitch lost her title.

>>2467259
Yeah and Roman was fucking garbage. He botched at least 5 things in that match and Taker was taking endless bumps for him. Roman can't do his fucking homework enough to know that Taker's submission is a choke and not an arm bar, hit the wrong ropes to try to spear the Undertaker several times...It was brutal. Taker deserved to go out more dignified than some idiot who's never seen a Taker match in his life.

>>2467259
So who on the active roster should have retired him? You would have been mad with whoever they went with.

People were SEETHING cause Brock beat him 3 years ago.

>>2467279
>everyone is going to cheer for Cena anyways
What a weird thing to say given Miz was cheered over him just tonight.

>>2467338
John Cena or Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania 30/31

>>2467324
>Roman rarely botches ever
>against Taker he's constantly 'out of position'
Curious

>>2467338
AJ, Cena, or Jericho. These are the guys who would have done everything they could to prepare and have a good match and send off Taker dignified. Roman looked like he didn't give a fuck, never seen a Taker match and didn't prepare at all for it and botched the fuck out of it. Way to send of the GOAT Vince.

>>2467206
Giant Gonzalez at IX should have ended things

>>2467375
I agree with you wholeheartedly on Bray, but no matter who they went with people were always going to be mad. I don't agree with Cena cause he's also on his way out and someone needs to actually benefit from having to retire Taker for years to come.

anyone else legitimately sad?

let's stop the memes for a bit

taker was great.

>>2467356
But The Miz is based as fuck and is one of the most over superstars.

Since the United States title reign at 2015 John Cena has been loved by the fans, and the chants of "JOHN CENA SUUUUCKS" are like the "YOU SUCK" of Kurt Angle by now

>>2467461
The people at this point only wanted Taker vs Sting or Taker vs Cena with Undertaker winning his last match

>>2467507
I'm sad but really he should have stopped years ago. This feud just felt pointless and he deserved better.

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>>2467279
We've seen this story time and time again of wrestlers overstaying their welcome but Undertaker was always Vince's favorite wrestler and would never dare say no to him until he decided.

Hopefully he stays retired for his health and can't wait for his HoF induction speech in 2018.

And we never got Sting v Taker. Bittersweet.

>>2467525
The Miz is the biggest heel on the roster and he got cheered. How do you think that Cena is gonna get cheered over Taker?

>John Cena has been loved by the fans

No he hasn't. He just doesn't get as much hate as he used to cause all of that has transferred over to Roman.

>>2467431
i agree with this guy. probably i could add miz and goldust to that list.

and to be honest yeah, taker's last match was always like an elephant in the room. the guy is truly a traditionalist and wanted to go out losing, but it's like so many people wanted him to win his last match.

probably Cena vs Taker with taker winning would've been awesome, buy I feel like both Taker and Cena would've feel like they were betraying their values.

This feud looked really bad, I don't know how a feud with Jericho or AJ would've turned out but it definitely be better than this.

>>2467646
>i could add miz and goldust to that list.
You lack even more self-awareness than 70 year old Vince.

>>2467568
But the people cheers for the heel almost everytime, they love Rusev, Bray, AJ, Miz, etc.

Cena is not going to get cheered over Taker, but at least his heel turn against The Deadman would have been one of the best moments of all time. What we have instead? Roman doing tweener shit? Roman heel turn? He is going to get booed being a face/heel/tweener/jobber/anything

I dont know Anon, i was thinking that people would cheer for Roman in a couple of years like they did with Cena but after this...

They wasted the last Undertaker match.

1. brock vs goldberg
2. aj styles vs shane
3. ko vs y2j
4. orton vs bray
5. rollins vs hhh
6. ladder match DELETE
7. cena vs miz
8. naomi entrance and booty
9. big dog vs undertaker
10. charlotte kicking the fat bitch >>2467700
and bayley winning by doing nothing
11. dean

>>2467761
1. The Undertaker vs Roman Reigns
2. AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon
3. Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar
4. Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
5. Ladder Match
6. Seth Rollins vs Triple H
7. RAW Womens Match
8. Neville vs Austin Aries
9. Kevin Owens vs Chris Jericho
10. Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
11. Smackdown Womens Match
12. Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin

>>2467692
dude both goldust and miz are good workers

>>2467771
This anon is smart

>>2467838
T-Thanks?

>>2467745
>But the people cheers for the heel almost everytime
And they shouldn't be, you're not supposed to be doing this!

So Roman will be the antichrist of wrestling from now on and get booed hard until the day he retires no matter if he's face or heel or whatever?

It's not even his fault he gets booked like shit.
Fucking Vince is at fault.

>>2467875
But they do anyways

>>2467882
seriously this guy tries hard but vince's booking is killing him.

>>2467917
Cause it's the new era of smarks who are interested in getting themselves over.