comfy mania thread #1

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wonder if there's any interest for a slower thread but imma post here

Is there any actual fighting in any of these matches?

>>2455662
Nope

Its wrestlemania

Just started watching, what did I miss, my mans?

>>2455743
Neville won
Mojo won andre battle royal via gronk
dean retained

Just tuned in.

Someone catch me up real quick. Also this match looks like it sucks.

>>2455765
Ahh, so nothing then.

Pretending to be a striker in pro-wrestling is so cringey

>>2455807
This 2bh

It looks horrific.

>Shane tries to legit wrestle
>Gets visibly gassed every time he does 1 move

Wew

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>These MMA moves

>>2455807
>>2455824
Its a scripted fight. Nobody cares. Fuck off

That triangle choke was the fucking dumbest looking thing ever.

>>2455874
It's not a fight though.

>Shane wrestling a better match than half of the roster could
>smarks booing

Any working streams?

COAST TO COAST

B A S E D

need a stream taima is being gay

>>2456120
>>2456063
Go to plebbit they will be your guides

SHOOTING STAR PRESS

SHANE IS AMAZING

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT MATCH

>>2456273
For AJ to get a paycheck, as thanks for jobbing to Cena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorC6vCrI-s

> Snickers turns you into a trans
Official snack of 4chan

>>2456273
For it to be an entertaining spotfest.

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>List of KO

I legit forgot Why Too Jay was champ

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>how come my names on this

>>2456469
Has there ever been anyone worse than KO? At least Cena can wrestle.

>>2456273
Tune into Smackdown on Tuesday to find out!

>>2456546
You know what? I like KO, and I don't like to look down on people's personal choices, but you'd think he would try to get fit to properly portrait being the main champion of a company, rather than choosing to look like an over-grown 13-year old big boy.

At least Bray tried slimming down the belly, and making his arms look beefier to look legit.

Y2J's entrance is always hype

I fucking hate pinned threads

>Two Canadians wrestling for the US title

Doesn't feel right.

Wew that ended anti-climatically

Nia ate the two remaining challengers

>Champ out first

So she's gonna lose isn't she?

Guys, I'm starting to have my doubts that this is actually The Ultimate Thrill Ride.

>>2457508
There was no hype going into this. Also where are The New Day. I thought they were going to be "hosting"

>>2457561
They already came out

DELETE

HARDY BOYZ INCOMING

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tfw comfy

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What /comfy/ foods are you guys eating on this fine Wrestlemania Sunday. We're having biscuit sandwiches

>>2458054
Guess I misunderstood what hosting really means

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>>2458393
/ck/ out of 10

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>>2458393

This Wrestlemania feels whack. Maybe it's cause of all the ads, and matches lasting 10 minutes at the maximum.

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MARKING

OUT

So no Broken gimmick?

>>2458745
"Team Extreme"

When will Matt say Delete?

>>2458745
NO!

>>2458745

they don't need the gimmick for the crowd to yell "DELETE!!!" AND "BRO-THER NE-RO!!!!!"

Oh shit

I am fucked up and this wrestlemania rules.

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Best WM since 30
>That AJ vs Shane match
>KO vs Jericho was bretty gud
>Hardys in a great spotfest ladder match again

Honestly, one of the best moments in wrestlemania history for me.

Best of the last 10 years.

>>2459077
best mania in forever

good matches throughout and now a moment

>could've gone to this
>currently just in my apartment
feels bad man

>>2459077
>>KO vs Jericho was bretty gud
It was a regular match

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>jimmy fallon

I have legit really enjoyed the first couple hours. I'm not looking forward to the last hour though

At least this mania got salvaged by that.

>matt started the delete sign
>camera cut to replay

>walked off after anderson and gallows came out to get dinner ready
>come back and see jeff doing a classic ladder spot
Fuck sake I missed their return pop and entrance

>>2458745
Dont think they own it

King with the bantz

>>2459280
https://streamable.com/d8gln

New Day to their credit played it perfectly. They announced itd be a 4 way match, came out in their ring gear and said who could the 4th team be, who who who. Obviously everyone waiting for New Day to get down there, then the Hardy music hit for a huge pop.

>This build-up video

So Miz is the face in this, right?

>>2459423
Marked out harder for this than the Dudleyz

I bet this match ends with John Cena proposing

>>2459423
Thanks man, that would've been 100x louder if the stadium had a closed roof

The Miz fucking sucks. Every time I see his shit-eating grin I want to neck myself, he's no film star either. F rated celebrity, one or two shit-tier films. DIE MIZ.

>>2459682
You got worked

>>2459682
Worked

Had to do something to assuage the crowd before Roman ends Taker's career with ONE(1) spear.

>the vast majority arent cheering miz
Fuck off

>>2459682

Retracting my previous statement. To be fair he's not that bad.

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Someone has a stream that isn't from taima or the obvious WWE Network?

Sorry, it's just it lags too much and my credit card got frozen due to some weird shit..

Pls

>>2459872
search acestream

This is a great match

Time for wedding proposal

This crowd has been surprisingly tame. I was expecting more dumb smarky chants.

>>2459926
With an awful ending. Crowd clearly loved Miz/Maryse.

>unironically proposing at wm

>>2459580
Literally who didn't see that coming?

So is this a real marriage?

>>2460103
>Thinking this is the first time it's happened

>>2460247
Honestly don't know if I'm being worked or not

>>2460247
>>2460312
It's real goofs

>>2460295
Haven't seen any WM before 18

>sets up an entire storyline just so you could propose

Fuck off, John.

>Match years in the making
>They literally started feuding 8 months ago

SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS

So HHH is mad that Rollins got hurt? That seems like a stupid reason to hate and betray someone.

This is the match I'm most hyped for tbqh, best storyline out of the feuds tonight and I honestly can't predict who will win.

>>2460523
The storyline makes no sense.

>>2460445
If you actually remember back to 2015, there was tension building between Sef and the Authority because Sef was starting to do things on his own. He'd already lost all his support (J&J, Kane), and the next logical step was him dropping the title to Roman and then feuding with Gaitch.

>This entrance

Next to ego, they should put a picture of HHH in the dictionary.

>>2460568
le shovelman betrayed Rollins because he is le shovelman, now Seth wants revenge.

What is there not to get?

>>2460645
That doesn't make sense. HHH says it's cause Rollins gave into pressure of carrying the company so he's blaming him for getting injured.

>>2460568
>boss decides youre not his golden boy anymore
>fucks you over
>want revenge
Pretty simple

How long is left??

It's like Triple H took Undertaker's biker entrance and mixed it with Goldberg's entrance.

CROSSFIT JESUS IS BACK

Dope entrance

>stephanie
Muh dick

Isn't this a unlicensed match? So why is there a ref and the bell rang?

>>2460820
4 matches left so like 2 hours give or take.

>>2460820
Two hours.

Crowd is ded

So far good matches with shit endings

>>2460972
>20-30 minute rollins match
>20 minute taker match
>20 minute wyatt match
>3 minute lesnar match
It'll probably end around 11:15

Crowd wasted all their energy cheering for Miz

>>2461032
You're not counting the 30 mins of commercial breaks

Also Smackdown women are yet to go on.

>>2461016
It's open roof you dumb fuck, you can only hear them when the entire/majority of the crowd cheers/boos in unison or just the front ends

>>2461100
I know it's open roof you moron. That doesn't mean that it isn't barely getting a reaction compared to the other matches.

>>2461084
Forgot about that, add another 10 minutes on for that match

>these camera jerking movements when they hit each other

top kek

Are they making the women go on after Taker loses again?

>>2461100
they were muting the crowd during that cena bella shit

This Rollins attire is 8/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu8HlAblcB4

>>2461151
If they want constant boos they should do this

>>2461151
Yes

This match is disappointing me.

Seff better fucking go over

holy fuck, matches where one guy plays up the injury all match fucking sucks big time

>le good story telling

get fucked, it's just boring

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>>2461241
Sting should have gone over 2 years ago

Another boring slow-paced match by HHH

Lost count of how many boring matches HHH has been a part of at mania.

Is the crowd dead?

We can only hear clearly the kids in first row.

>implying the last 5 minutes of this match wont be the best of any match tonight
Only thing that might top it is the finisher spam at the end of the Reigns match

>>2461411
Nothing can save this match.

Save us, Señor Joe

Man Steph looks particularly hot tonight.

Since when has HHH had fangirls that scream his name all match?

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>>2461516

HHH is going over.

>>2461518
i think its shanes kids

I wish he'd curbstomp him.

Only way to save this match is if Seth wins with the curbstomp

>>2461634
>city of you

Well that's steph eating crow for the whole year.

>>2461721
I'm glad I was wrong but the signs were all there.

Is Stephanie taking a bump at WM gonna be a thing every year?

Wtf is stephanie dead?

She fell 2 feet softly through a table.

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THICC Biker Mama Steph is best Steph.

How the heck is the undertaker going to walk down that long stage?

Are they doing the buggy again?

DALE

Steph takes a better table bump than any diva on the RAM roster

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>>2461911

>>2461893
They'll do the teleport.

Also that match is next right?

Tag team ladder match is MOTN so far, correct?

Holy shit what happened to Flo RIda?

>>2455789
>>2455743

Hardys return to win Raw tag titles.

Still shaking from Hardyz

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

>>2461975

It's the main event senpai, they're putting it last because the crowd is going to be pissed.

Fuck these shitty performances, could've had an Uso vs AA match instead
>>2461893
>how is he going to walk
????
>>2461975
He's walking the whole way don't kid yourself

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>Winner of the rumble gets to main event wrestlemania
>Go before Smackdown Women

What a meme.

Reigns vs. Taker is the main event then.

Hardys made my fuckin night desu

>WWE championship match before the women's match
>royal rumble winner is supposed to main event
???????

Belts really don't matter anymore do they?

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>Smackdown main title before the women's title

>>2462237

The big dog matters.

How was the Rollis/Haitch match?

>>2462237
Smackdown doesn't matter

>>2462297
fun

started slow though

Really dont want Orton to win desu.

>>2462297
Boring and bland

how do they hand out all those glow sticks?

>>2462403
Sucks for you cause that's what's gonna happen.

>Champ out first

SNEK
N
E
K

>>2462403
Same

Hoping for a swerve

>>2462419
main entrance at the event.

>Champ out first.

I really hate this.

Bray looks like a hobo who found a shinny belt in the trash

>>2462419
Can this meme die already, no one can be this retarded

What is this snake shit?

>Bray is gonna go 0-3 at mania

Literally the reverse undertaker

>>2462508
new?

That snake thing looks so fucking stupid lmao.

Based LCD Snek keeping Orton safe on the way to the ring.

>>2462558
No, it just looked fucking retarded. Who the fuck approved it?

gay wyatt and blandy boreton

>>2462567
The animation for it is what sucks, not the concept

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>>2462567
Would rather preferred that Randy come out dressed as Serpentor from GI Joe

Crowd saving their energy to boo Roman

More like the eater of everything.

Because he fat.

>Bray looks fatter than last year

Thought every worked his ass too look better than ever for WrestleMania?

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AYYY

What the fuck is happening.

Lel that was pretty cool

Bwahahahahah wtf was that?

whens the smack womens match

>>2462763
In between Lesnar-Goldberg and Taker-Roman

Gotta have a cool-down.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Okay now it's overkill

>>2462815
Lads I dont know what this is any more

>>2462786
thought this was the cooldown match

THEY DID IT AGAIN

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>2462701
That was pretty cool.

It shows how good is the lights technology.

Last I knew was that stadium lights took several minutes to start.

alright stop with this dumb projection shit

Bray is full wizard now.

These special effects are silly.

>>2462701
>>2462815
Cringe as fuck. Hate the Wyatt family gimmick and it just hit a new low.

If Orton summons the LCD Snek to eat the next projection I'll mark the fuck out

Did he just call Bray fat?

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Based spooky-fat-man.

Does it always have to be out of nowhere?

Can't it just be kind of expected sometimes?

Why is the punt allowed but not the curb stomp?

>>2462942
Comments like this are what keep me up at 4:45 AM.

What year did finishers become meaningless?

ahahahaha

LOLWAT

The worst thing about this mania is that all the winners are so predictable.

What the hell guys.

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wow wtf i hate bugs im triggered

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Reverse Taker streak is in full effect.

what an underwhelming match

What a nothing fucking match.

Why is this boring faggot the champ?

RAM WINS AGAIN

>Orton
Terrible

This fucking match has wrestlecrap written all over it.

>Charlotte Flair doing military pull ups

Jesuschrist she's so fucking strong, I can't even do one.

omg is Reigns/Undertaker the main event

>Putting the Smackdown women's title match as a cool-down match to a match that will go less than 5 minutes.

>no SD womens match

well gg wwe for your women's empowerment

>cut the womens match again
loool

Heyman needs to hit the gym

>>2463091
>>2463360
[spoiler] it's the main event [/spoiler]

>>2463360
How new are you dude? It's the cooldown match.

Nattie tweeted "It's almost time"
Prolly a break between the two matches booed to oblivion.

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Goldberg already looks gassed

Shortest match in history

>Making him walk down that ramp

He's already breathing heavy

what's wrong with Brocks back?

>andre the giant voted the greatest WWE champion
lol??

>>2463637
Roids

>Smarks booing Goldberg

Talk about pettiness

that fucking jog into the spear into the barricade, fucking goldberg

>>2463677
in the game he is good

BASED GOLDBERG

Oh Fuck!

BASED

Rip in piece Goldberg

NEED A WEBM OF THAT BROCK LEAP

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BASED

Fuck that

Great match

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Guess this means Brock will be fed to the Big Dog at Summer Slam.

>>2455492
Did the loser even give KO a rematch?

damn brock a beast

Leap = VIP

Smarks being petty and booing Goldberg ruined it for me. And you know they're mad cause he beat KO in 20 seconds, as if that match was gonna go any other way.

>Reigns is literally the main event

I love it

>>2464000
they're probably mad that the guy got bought into a wrestling company for millions and gets gassed in said 20 second match, at least Brock puts in some effort in most matches

Can those people in the far away seats even see anything?

*unzips dick

>stream dies for 5 minutes and now fight ended

The fuck why did it last so little?

Naomi is going over

>>2464086
His gimmick isn't to have technical back and forth matches. It literally has never been.

Guys can we just agree that Greg is killing it announcing tonight?

Smack Women's title confirmed for main belt

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Who /BIGHOG/ here?

>>2464157
ok

>>2464089
They can on the jumbotrons

They're just rushing through these entrances aren't they?

My girl Naomi finally gonna get the title she should have won 3 years ago.

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Thicky James still has the best women's entrance theme.

>>2464223
It'll get to 12am EST quick

All of them look hot.

I think Naomi's entrance is the only thing I've ever popped for in the divas division.

>>2464308
Taker's entrance will last 20 minutes

>>2464317
Even James

Naomi just gave me jungle fever

be back in a few its time for vanessa blue

What is that on Becky's face?

>>2464342
Especially James

This match is gonna be over at 11:20 pm EST

So why did they changed BLynch gimmick?

I liked the punk neo noir thing she had.

How are women still so bad at wrestling?

>>2464349
Jizz

This match is moving at 5x the regular speed and they're just rushing through spots. Probably cause 10 minutes got sliced off.

SHE DID IT

>She calls that the Rear View

>>2464349
probably ash or just some paint

>>2464267

BASED

>ppv almost over
>still on the first game thread

WM33 confirmed anti-draw

i thought she was pulling her hair

That match looked like it should've gone 15 minutes instead of 5.

>>2464544
There's a sticky genius

IN
ONE
WORD

>THE MOOGLE

FUCK YOU WWE I WANT FF14 assholes

>75,245

I'm pleasantly surprised that we didn't get nearly as much Cringe Day as I was expecting.

>Lying about the crowd again

So really like 55,000

>>2464678
You can thank Xavier for that

Dunn is ready at the helm to lower them boos

At least this mania is better than last year.

95% of the reason for that is the Hardyz showing up.

My body is ready for the biggest MAD in pro-wrestling history.

They'll be throwing litter into the ring.

>>2464703
Based XXXavier saving us from Cringe Day segments before each match.

Pretty good hype video holy shit

>Main Event is Roman beating up an old man who needs a new hip.

Still better then last year. Brock Goldberg should of been the main event again.

>This based package

Are you ready for the greatest wrestlemania main event of all time?

Good ol JR

JR just for this match

New

>>2464943
>>2464943
>>2464943

>>2464932
I'm surprised he came at all, given the shit he's been through the past few weeks

Man the crowd is going to shit on Roman when he wins

BASED BIG DOG

lets have some fun

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2464211
kys

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>>2461868
Goddamn right