WRESTLEMANIA PRE-SHOW GAMETHREAD #4

First for BRAAUUUUUUUUN

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUNN

Poor commentators in suits.

They must be dying of heat

requesting the like clockwork photo with naked brad maddox added to it

Go Gay Cops!

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Who /BBD/ here?

How will Islami win the Battle Royal?

Why is Big Show and Braun the only ones that get an entrance?

BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

When does the main show start? And where will the stream be?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

Show just cucked every other wrestler in the ring lmao

he's a big guy

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>gronk

THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM

WATCH THIS ON TV

>legendary JBL

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i want his nuudes

Why is Byron Saxton dressed like a 1920s pimp?

>Goldberg in his old gear
BASED

how long will his walk take, lads?

LETS GO BEEG

GRONK

Dolph KEK with Titus

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WHO GAY COPS HERE

>wrestlers just standing in the ring forgetting they're supposed to hate each other

LETS GO MOJO

Goldy in the old school ring gear!

BASED BANTZ JBL

BRAUUUUUNNNNN

>Gronk

Must be celebrating the fact he's getting a free ring.

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dubs for Tyler's victory

haha holy shit that's way too many people in there

>>2452948
18+ website

HARPGOAT

Press F to pay respects to BEEG

>Sami Cuck didn't even get his own enterance

based

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HARPGOAT for the win!!

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>>2452941
hello

>Primo and Kalisto eliminated already

>>2452965
Saw them at a house show. They were friggin' excellent

pls let Harper win

>>2452963
CLOCKWANK

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Who /HarpGOAT/ here?

>the state of Kalisto

>the Battle Royale is an actual Battle Royale
>Not a clown college spotfest like last year

GLORIOUS.

>>2452965
I hope they win desu senpai

Where's the chink?

based braun is gonna squash the entire smackdown tag division

EV'RYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

CLASSIC GOLDUST FTW

Battle royals always so boring for first 5-10 mins

NO NOT GOLDUST

>>2452973
he played 4 great games, how the fuck is that a free ring you ape

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Get in here for the stream!

weebcrew.moe

NOOOOOOOOO NOT GOLD DUST

>>2452938
CONTROL-AHHHHHHHHHH CONTROL-AHHH

>>2452941
/smack/chad for life

DAT classic Goldust outfit

Also why is my wwe network stream quality so shit??!

BIG SLOW BURIED

beeg brauun incoming

AAAAHAHAHAHA BIG KEK

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>>2452988
sup faaam

Goldust out in like 2 mins wtf

THE STATE OF SIN CARA RING GEAR

fucking Sami

FUCK OFF. PLEASE NOT ISLAMI

Based Big Kids Heath getting a Giant Pop even when he gets eliminated

WTF, IS MARK HENRY GOING TO WIN?

what

Why the fuck does the WWE keep doing mile long ramps?

Rumble now Mania, it looks fucking retarded

Sami Zayn probably gonna take this

Wasn't that Chinese guy meant to be in this

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>Big Show eliminated by a pack of jobbers in his retirement match

It wasn't supposed to end like this, bros

mark henry just completely disregarded as a big guy

LETS GO

Strowman will win this utterly pointless match, putting him on his one way ticket to his comedy dancing gimmick.

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Big Show was a mistake.

Chinese guy is winning it to pander to that market

no sound and random cuts

lmao did strowman just swear a ton or something, nice censorship

>>2453028
I saw him

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>>2452933
BASED

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>Big Show retires just like that

>Strowman out

KEK what a shit

MY BOY CURT HAWKINS IS GONNA WIN IT NOW

WHA THE NIGGERSHIT IS THIS
FUCK YOU WWE

Wow, BEEG and Strowman already out?

Mojo is going over. Screenshot this.

cringe

LELWUT

oh fucc

lol?

almost ad break

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>Mastodons berried

BRAUN BURIED

IT'S DANCING TIME

WHAT

ANYONE BUT ZAYN

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nice audio

what the fuck was the point in that strowman berried

Mojo Rowley is finna win

BRAUN OUT

PLS BO WIN

>Ryback at home in his shitty little apartment, watching the Battle Royale, shitposting about how he was supposed to be winning this one this year

Chink is winning 100%

holy shit watching 10 wrestlers jump backward before stroman did anything was really embarassing

>>2453008
Mod b& me for drake lyric posting last time

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Braun and Show eliminated like bitches
REEEEEEEEEE

>>2453028
ye
he was with everyone else when they went to the ring

Mark Henry wins lol

>>2453038
Muting boos

>The state of the network

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NO BEEG NO

Thought I was having a stroke or something. Thank God it was just Dunn being retarded.

Wow wwe is so stupid. I cant believe that Strowman got eliminated

BIG MUSCLES JINDER IS MY NEW PICK

BASED SAMMY WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS

>Braun eliminated

So Sami is really going to win this shit.

when is hogan coming out?

was anyone else hoping for thunderstorms?

>Dillian Cain

Let's go Big Damo.

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>Show's last Mania goes like that

>>2453058
comedy jobber in 3 months

>That audio fuck up

The State of WWE Production

Going to be Zayn, Harper or Mojo

>>2453073
fucking thank you

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Is Show kill?

I will be happy if Mark Henry retires after winning this.

BRAUNASARUS CONFIRMED!

Mark Henry is finally going over tonight

NORTHAN AIRELUND

Who the fuck is that fat, pale neckbeard in the diaper?

I'm 0/2 for my picks

Harp GOAT TAKING IT BOIS!

Dillion Harper er uh Killian Dane

If Harper doesn't win I will fucking kill myself right here

TITUS BRAND GOING OVER BROTHER

>>2453087
Braun said fuck

I'm pulling for Mark Henry

>Dillian Kane

Nice one Cole

I wasn't really paying attention, who eliminated Show?

harper eliminates ziggler to win for a new rivalry
screenshot this

>>2453098
Big Damo

>network is broadcasting at 480p12
who the fuck thought this was acceptable
thank god I didn't pay for this or I'd be pissed

>MOJO WINNING BECAUSE GRONK IS THERE

Is Luke Harper's new gimmick a French mime artist or some shit?

Mojo or chink win, cap this

>Big Show out
>Braun Strowman out
>The two people that actually had an entrance are out
IS SAMI GONNA WIN?

>>2453087
i think strowman was swearing

Win Bing taking home the gold!!

That Irish dude from Sanity is on the main roster? Wtf

so this confirms this wasn't big show's last mania, right?

What stream are you all going to be using?

Harper looks so freakin cool in the dark clothes.

>>2453029
I'm frustrated too

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>gets into main eventer fitness
>jobs in a battle royal

For fucks sake

>l-losing to roman clean won't hurt his push guys
kek

KEK

Vince already lost interest

Do the commentators get the script beforehand?

This camera work is so shit.

Fucking fire Dunn already.

>Sin Cara wins
>celebrates
>pauses
>takes off mask
>It's Hulk Hogan
>tears away suit to reveal red & yellow underneath

SAMI WINS

>>2453067
Sad!

Lol, who are a few of these guys in the ring?

Luke Harper will win

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>think of the prestige of winning this event

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>mastadons out
>HARPGOAT GOING TO WIN

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>this not-so-subtle focus on Ziggler

>>2453120
do u think that bigshow's career warrants a great wrestlemania sendoff?

>they're unironically going to have that literally who chink win just to pander to the Chink market, even though they give zero shits about WWE or wrestling in general

Why

>>2452937
Do you really want to see 20 guys come in individually

>>2453087
I think it was a mute as Braun was angry and near the live mic

>look what it did for baron corbin last year

Top fucking kek

>>2453123
He put over Braun, it's how he wants to go. Faggot.

>>2453120
It is, he said it is. This is how it all ends

Any decent streams lads?

Sami is still the underdog here. They might give the Sanity or the Chinese guy the win.

>beegs last mania ever
>gets eliminated ilke a jobber like nothing

JUST

he dead

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Bye Show.

Shaq is such a fucking faggot

Show deserved better

>>2453089

mojo then celebrates in the ring with gronk

>>2453119
No, they've added a bunch of trash from NxT to flesh this shit out a bit.

>>2453126
they get the general outline

ITS ZIGGLERS TIME

>>2453135
YEAH YEAH YEAH

noooooo

Fix the damn audio Dunn!

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>this audio

Staying Hype

Zayns gonna win isnt he?

>THE STATE OF SD TAG TEAM CHAMPS

The weakest part of Smack Down is the tag division, how do we fix it smackchads?

>boos for tyler rip
based breeze

BING
I
N
G

WHITEBOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH

NOT SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

chow yun fatass working the gay cops

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>gay cops out

not the gay cops ;_;

BASED BIG WANG WORKING THE SMARKS

NOT TYLER....

SAMI VS HARPER FINAL TWO PLEASE

>this fat baby in the ring

Harper looks shredded

Chinaman will win. Cole keeps talking about him

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TYLER BREEZE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why did i think tyler breeze was jeff jarrett

The audio is so fucked

Are they really going to put over this fucking gook

>>2453143
It's not Show's retirement match. His contract doesn't expire until January. He also stated in an interview earlier this week that he would sign for one more WM match if it could be vs. Jessica Alba in a pillow fight match.

>>2453159
he doesn't want you to hear it

do it for Mao

I thought Mark Henry retired?

>These technical fuck ups
Off to a great start

This quality is disgusting

What the fuck are these servers even?

LUKE HARPER?

SAMI ZAYN?

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NOT MARK

>>2453109
braun

Chink out

>TNA tier production this early

HOLY SHIT ZIGGLER HATES POC

>>2453138
definitely not one as forgettable as this.

FUCK THIS. Gay Cops should have won!

Stupid Chinese pandering.

Well at least they're not just using this to get the chinese market.

>>2453178
so is the picture - it's not even close to 24 fps right now

Is the audio relaying occasionally for anyone else?

CHINK BURRIED

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Ziggler > Zayn > Harper > Mojo

>helluva

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>sami zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzayn is going to win

>>2453145
network.wwe.com

Pre-show is on youtube.

>>2453189
the last two are gonna be mojo and harpgoat

>hell-OO-vuh kick
>FAME-us-er

why do they do this?

Someone make a webm of Sammy air wanking pls

Trump supporting Ziggler kicks Chinaman

Based

Is there an inside joke for JBl saying "wrestlemania moment" a record number of times tonight or something? If it were a drinking game we would all be dead.

Who is that big fat bastard?

>>2453199
Pretty sure that's WWE muting the stream for profanity

Ziggler is literally always entertaining no matter what happens to him.

Ziggler's feet hit, surely

>WWE network runs on AWS servers
>Vince refuses to allow them to buy additional servers for mania
>this happens
gee, not like anyone saw this coming or anything

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DANE?

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>Meltzer on twitter said Vince is backstage SEETHING, Braun fucked up. He was suppose to win the battle royal and keep his feet off the ground, but fell out.

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>yfw Bo wins

Mojo Rawley is gonna win, isn't he?

LUKE HARPER, PLEASE

Thank fuck that gook has gone, would have been ridiculous pandering to the chink market otherwise. Next year they'd have fucking Big Knife Manju winning it.

>sami pumps the crowd up
>proceeds to do nothing, sitting in the corner

>>2453191

I bet they do a Braun/Show match later at some point then

>>2453210
nxt

Someone like dolph is going to win this lmao

TITUS BRAND GOING OVER

It's gonna be Sami

>>2453210
Killian Dane from Sanity in NXT

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Who's the fat fuck in the thong?

Please win Titus! I want to hear his winner promo.

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>>2453207

god this ziggler shit is so forced

>>2453163
Don't let anyone named Chad Gable or Justin Jordan near the title.

>>2453219
He's a big guy

Wtf I didn't realise sami zayn was a Muslim born to Syrian refugees

>Adolph kicks China
Truly the aryan gimmick

>>2453210
Think he's called Fat Bastard.

Zigglar keeps trying to be like HBK. \\he comes across as a cheap chinese knockoff

cant hinder the jinder

>>2453210

Filler from NXT

I'm out of the picture a bit.
Is this Braun guy getting pushed?

Hardbody Mahal is my guy now

BLOWJO IS GONNA WIN ISNT HE

TITUS GO AFTER DOLPH

>>2453210
Senior Joe

>>2452888
MOJO IS GONNA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mojo is gonna win, then Gronk is gonna turn on him. Book it.

oh no it's mojobber winning isn't it

FUCK YOU MOJO

LET'S GO SAMI

PLEASE DON'T BE MOJO ROWLINS, THAT DUDE IS GAY

FUUCCCKKKK

MOJO is /ourguy/

NO HARPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

First Botch of the show

THAT ZIGGLER BOTCH

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy fuck. This really is a jobber royale now.

FINALLY

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>>2453220

>HARPER ELIMINATED BY FUCKING TITUS ONEIL

WHAT
THE
FUCK

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>>2453219
KANE?

>>2453247
He was until it was time to make Roman look strong. He's aimless now

if titus wins i skip wrestlemania

HARPER NO

OK MOJO NOW!!!

BASED FAT FUCK

Don't let Mojo win!

BROJO WORKING THE MARKS

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>Titus eliminated Harper

BASED FATASS

JINDER MAHAL'S TIME

>harpgoat out

Fuck this company

HYPE TIME

WELCOME TO THE JINDER ERA

I'm getting less than 144p.

What the FUCK

COME ON BASED JINDER

The fuck is Jinder still doing in there

NXT FAT FUCK GETTING PUSHED

Oh god they're giving it to mojo

GO MOJOOOOOOOOO

HYYYYYYYPEEEEE

BASED MOJO

Based Vince putting over WCPW talent. He obviously likes their guys, he just hired their champion.

JINDER'S TIME

SO LONG ZZZZZZZZZZAYN

>>2453220
Oh Shit......

RIP Strowmans career

SAMI BTFO!!

MOJO

>Mojo winning for le epic ESPN moment

fuck this company

THIS FAT FUCK IS WINNING?

GIMME A FUCKIN' MIC

This is the worst ARMBAR so far which is kind of impressive

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dont care who wins now

FUCK YOU TITUS GO KISS YOUR SONS ON THE LIPS AGAIN

>Titus eliminating Harper

No, fuck this company.

HAHAHA SAMI BTFO

>>2453220
the keeping your feet off the ground spot is retarded, thinking braun could do it is even more retarded

KEK /asp/ will love DAMO now

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Why is this fatass not wrestling covered?

Vince LOVES Mahal's new look.

Who the hell is that bearded dude?

Wow, these fucking jobbers as the final 3

What the fuck? We have a terrorist, an NXT fatass and Mojo left.

>>2453220
fake news

GET FUCKED ISLAMI

Mojo has too much crowd support. He's going to win.

STAY HYPED!

They really going to give this to Mojo.
God, Mojo fucking sucks, but they say Vince loves him.

>le top rope meme

MOJO GOING OVER

SMARKS SEETHING

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

BLACKED

>>2453305
nothingofvalue.exe

THIS IS A WORK RIGHT?

how do iwatch wrestlemania 33 guys, squaredcircle has no links

LETS GO GRONK

BASED HYPE MAN

SMARKS STATUS: SEETHING

MON THE IRISH!

FUCKING MOJO WINS FOR THE GRONK SPOT KEK

FUCKING GRONK OH NO

>celebrity faggotry
die

wait how exactly is this still going on if they're both out of the ring

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I wanted Gay Cops, Goldy or HarpGOAT to win.

Mojo fuckin sucks!

who's the fat guy?

GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK

GRONK BTFO

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What the hell is this match? Why are they giving it to Rawley or this Dane guy? Literally for this celebrity guest?

Kek, I thought Harper was shoe in to win


HE MISSED HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BASED GRONK

quite literally the jobber battle royale seeing as only jobbers are left

>>2453301
I swear you fags think every thing is the worst thing.

BOTCH

GRONK

GRONKOWSKI WORKED INTO A SHOOT

>>2453312
>>2453312
>>2453312
NEW

>>2453312
>>2453312
>>2453312
NEW

>>2453312
>>2453312
>>2453312
NEW

>>2453312
>>2453312
>>2453312
NEW

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what

GRONK
R
O
N
K

>All these paid shills in the front row

Fucking embarassing

GRONK
R
O
N
K

Literally who?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

HAHAHAHAHAH

GRONK
R
O
N
K

Kek security forgot its part of the show

KEK AT SECURITY LADY

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please no

fuck sake

female guard fucked up a spot

women...

Why wasn't Gronk in this shitty match?

OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

This complete fucking farce

SOMEONE DIDN'T TELL HER THE SPOT

FUCK HIM UP GRONK

BASED GRONK

>>2453206
Cole sucks dick
News at 11

LMAOOOOOOOO AT THAT WOMAN WHO WASNT CLUED IN

Perfect, this crowd doesn't seem smarky at all so far

How is Mojo winning this ahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh

>security doing nothing to stop a fan from jumping into the ring

HYYYYYPPPEEEEEEE

GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lmao that tramp fucked up my boys spot

>Booking a guy with a cokehead gimmick to win

GRONK'D

fucking security woman worked the fuck out

hahahahah

fucking what?

hahahaha

WE HYPE NOW

When will Mojo get good looking ring gear?

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how is it that dane was eliminated, but mojo and pajinder were outside of the ring and didn't get eliminated?

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SMA+CK WINS

jinder "roidback" mahal

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>>2453367
>WOMYN SECURITY

i hope she gets paid less than her male counterpart

who the fuck is Mojo Rawley and Tight End man?

GET HYPED FUCKERS!!!!