WrestleMania Pre-Show Gamethread #3

that is the most dead crowd i've ever seen

Let's interrupt this awesome cruiserweight match for a commercial for cunts.

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First for anon's girlfriend

FUCK YOU WWE

>>2452525

c-cute

>Seth couldn't beat a kid

He's losing tonight.

>>2452493
>that skinny KO action figure
>ads during a WM match

that Kevin Owens toy was ridiculously slim, sad!

sticky this you fucking faggot mods

Based kid BTFOing Sethetty.

based anime OP

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>>2452519
Not according to people who are there.

manlets SEETHING

>hype return of Cruiserweight division
>title match @ a Wrestlemania put on preshow
>commercial break mid match

JUST

They have more people in the stands at this time of the show today than they did last year in Dallas. They botched the gates hard, and we were out in 90 degree weather with no shade for hours.

All boards report.

/spa/ here

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>thin KO figure

>>2452525
HEY THATS MY GF

>Jasethy completely BTFO

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Oreowens action figure doesn't have a gut

Where is the Jew flag

>>2452559
/sp/ here

>>2452552
its a big fucking place dumbass.

Wow that looked like a really nasty bump

>this guy interrupts the match and attacks both guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1TNcub_hRI

HOW HARD DO YOU MARK?

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>>2452540

>>2452552
1 person probably a wwe plant

>>2452559
/vg/+/spa/ here

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>>2452559
/r9k/ here

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>>2452525

Who is she?

>>2452559
You're here 24/7. Sad!

>>2452541
The Kickoff Show is streaming live on YouTube. They're just letting people know they can watch live on the Network once the show starts.

Neville and Aries are working stiff as fuck tonight, jesus

>>2452556
boohoo faggot.

Sticky when?

>>2452525
>McDonald's sweater
pleb taste

>>2452559
/y/ here
GO AJ

>>2452581
me too lad
tfw no gf to watch with

where is long haired guy and he is mom?

>>2452559
/m/ here.

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>>2452559
/o/ here.

I can hear the fucking thunders already

"Shut up!:

Is that thunder in the background or did they just put a mic on top of that stage to catch a lot of wind?

>>2452493
https://discord.gg/9hGQa

>>2452588
When the pre show is over

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will he do the main event tonight lads

>that fucking dropkick sell

BASED NEVILLE

That fucking sell

"..."

What did 70,000 people mean by this?

Was that a Samoa flag?

>>2452602
kys

Is the rollercoaster even running? I haven't seen it once.

who /babestation/ here?

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>>2452559
/a/ here

>>2452583
How many times do you need to post this?

>>2452559
/asp/, /r/squaredcircle

>>2452616
Gonna cry?

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>>2452559
/d2g/ here

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>>2452595
wut

well broken neck

I'm a lazy, cheap-ass piece of shit. Anybody know where I can find a stream of the main event?

Damn. It looks like they're stiffing each other pretty good.

RIP ARIES

Damn, that's a sasha bump

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>>2452559
/trash/ here.

>that neckbeard with the green shirt
neetharmer?

>>2452575

Cringe

WEW

Does Aries know where he's at?

>>2452559
/fag/ here

dead crowd

THAT FUCKING GERMAN

ARIES BTFO

Are you guys using acestream?

that was a disgusting bump legit could break your neck

Is that a le w33d tattoo on AA's arm?

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>>2452559
/sp/ here

>>2452620
I'm not the tripfag, I just think it's weird you're trying so hard to get yourself over

well, if you're gonna break your own neck then mania is the place, I guess

oof. rip a-double

>>2452624
WWE Network

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>>2452559
/@/ here.

>>2452631
Do you think he has the money for ringside seats?

>>2452640
Preshow is free on youtube

>Nev will never pick you up like that

holy fuck he landed on the top of his head

why he not ded?

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>>2452627

where is long hair guy with his grandma

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KILL YOURSELVES WITH A FUCKING DEAD CROWD ON THE PRESHOW

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa

>>2452559
/mlpol/ here :^)

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>>2452559
yet another /a/ poster, here

2 and sakura turns heel

>>2452576

WWE booking makes no sense.

>Connor pins Triple H clean
>Cancer buries Connor
>Zack Ryder beats cancer

Does that mean Ryder has a higher power level than Triple H?

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>>2452559
/x/ checking in

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>the ultimate grill ride

>>2452624
http://wiz1.net/channel1

>>2452559
/b/ reporting in

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That dropkick to the face, damn

>>2452663
Was wondering the same thing anon.

WRESTLEMANIA BABY WOOOO

>>2452640
im using the network coz im not a fag u fag

>>2452667
I miss horsefuckers pls comeback

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decent pre-show match

rate this match so far

http://www.strawpoll.me/12663785
hey i made this

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>>2452677
BASED WM WEBMS

>>2452559
/sp/ + /b/ reporting in

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Fuck Marry Kill

Don't know about you guys, but I'm digging this match.

>>2452665
The crowd is not dead you fucking loser. Shut the fuck up and take your bullshit over to the discord chat. FUCK OFF

>>2452682
4 whole stars

Holy fuck theyre killing each other

>>2452631
Do you see a fucking crane?

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>ref just stops counting

>>2452682
solid 8/10

first for based big dog

>>2452682
4/5 in the first 5 minutes. Since then, 2/5.

>>2452663
he was at NXT last night , maybe he died

>>2452682
so far 3.5

>>2452687
fuck maria
kill candice
marry christy hemme

>>2452682
12/10 both men deserve better

anyone got a acestream link for later on?

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>outdoors

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>>2452559
/vp/ here

>>2452695
>filename

Top kek

>>2452669
sometimes you just have that kryptonite
It all makes sense why they buried the fuck out of Ryder now

>>2452682
A solid 7

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>>2452559
/g/ reporting

>>2452686
are you me?

>>2452687
fuck Maria, kill Christy sadly, marry Candice

>>2452682
3-4/5 so far, but that out of the ring segment felt really awkward

>>2452687
marry, fuck, kill

>>2452681
all the crossover boards still exist they're just hidden

>cruiserweight """"""""wrestling""""""""""

great match this

>on the preshow

FUCK YOU KEVIN DUNN

the state of this camera work

>>2452708
cool another /vp/ bro

Fucking hell I didn't even realize this was on this early

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>socket orbited

8/10 match

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>>2452559 /int/tr here.

HE BROKE ORBIT

NEVILLE WITH THE BASED HEEL MOVES

BERRIED

Great camera placement for the eyerake spot, tho.

great match

glad they got a little bit of time

Based Manlet.

>>2452559
/fit/ here

GAYYYYYYY I wanted Aries

Austin smacked his head hard on the mat when he did the frankensteiner

poopy ending but a decent match especially for preshow

Jesus, did you see the knees hit aires head?

Based Nevy

>>2452687
back then?
Fuck Candice
Kill Maria
Marry Christy

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FUCK I'M ALREADY OUT

Just got home, what did I miss

>cutting to some fat beaner in the crowd after that 450

Fucking state of Kevin Dunn

>Neville's hair and beard.

Holy fucking yum

Was that the first time we saw the red arrow since he's turned heel??

Based on how stiff they've been working, I bet Neville legit broke his eye.

that red arrow looked brutal

REEEEEE THERE GOES MY PREDICTIONS
AGAIN AFTER THE FIRST MATCH

>as you all remember, that nobody wrestler had a kayfabe eye surgery! That makes the eye gouge even more heinous!

Just got home what did I miss.

>>2452754
no

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>>2452726
Showderp here '_>'

thank god the manlets are done

>tfw /asp/ worked me into thinking that would be a good match

RATE THE MATCH

>>2452731
ok

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FrizzyHeair/10

>Raking the eye
>The ref sees it
>Ref does nothing and doesn't disqualify
The fuck?

>>2452753
wish i could be waiting for him at his hotel tonight

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>>2452758

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Damn Neville is ugly.

Why aint negro ref disqualify GRavity Man?

>>2452559
R/squaredcircle here.

>>2452759
really good cruiserweight opener

>>2452766
3.5

>>2452759
Neville def Aries in a solid match

>>2452759
Great cruiserweight match where /ourguy/ Neville retained the title

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>>2452759
Austin Aries got buried

I SWEAR TO CHRIST YOU MISERABLE SHITBAGS ALL SEEM TO HATE WRESTLING JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY AND LET THE REAL FANS HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>2452766

6.5/10

Pretty solid way to kick off the PPV. But I've seen better from both guys.

>>2452769
was thinking the same thing sempai

>>2452770
me too tbqh

>>2452759
Aries lost a bet.

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>>2452758
>kayfabe

>>2452781
>buried
go to bed u fag

Rate how high Shawn is

>>2452768

Damn you're fast.. the instant replay looked bad as it showed Aries fixing his position trying to catch Neville with his body kek

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Aside from the Cruiserweights, what matches have I missed? Got home at the end of Neville v. AA

>>2452785
this 2bh lads

>>2452785
cringe

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John Cena is jobbing to Miz at WM again fyi

B
A
S
E
D

M
I
Z

>HBGay on cocaine again?

>>2452785
>Letting haters ruin your fun

How old are you?

>Paying for WWE Network

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More fucking commercials

>>2452790
spoopy

Is HBK on the gas? His arms look way better now than just before he retired.

John Bully Layfield

>>2452781
>buried
>first match in the feud
>great match where he looked strong

have sex, hit the gym, 18+

>>2452785
Ya finna be seethin' real bad by the time Mania even starts, pinhead

That's the value of the preshow, they got all the time they needed. Awesome match.>>2452801

>>2452785
get worked pinhead

>>2452792
not as high as i am 4sure m8

Can Renee go one show without getting drunk?

BASED NEVILLE RETAINING. FUCK ARIES.

>>2452766
8/10

Is Shawn triggering Renee?

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God damn you Nev Adrian!

Where's the non-tryhardshitposting thread?

Vince should have got Bret to do the pre show instead of HBGay

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>>2452781

Is Shawn Michaels literally retarded?

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>MIZ
>MY MAN

BASED BOOKER

J BULLY L

Solied 3.5-4/5 match

Man the Network is shitting the bed already.

>>2452785
we like sports entertainment get a clue

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>>2452799
>jobbing to Miz

>>2452687
In their prime
Marry Christy
Fuck Candice
Kill Maria

Now
Kill Candice
Fuck Christy
Marry Maria

BASED JBL

>>2452795
That was the first match sempai

>>2452559
/trash/ reporting in

>>2452768
Lit

>>2452785
>STOP HAVING FUN!!!

how long is the main show?

>>2452687
kill maria
fuck candice
marry christy

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What is Shane going to jump off this year?

So hows your Wrestlemania party going /asp/?
everyone having a good time?

>Roman Vs. Undertaker

How loud will the boos be?

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>>2452792

High on Jesus Christ.

>>2452826
no issues here Atlanta GA

>>2452785

worked

>>2452808
I'M STILL MAD FROM YESTERDAY FUCK

>>2452785
Tell me who you were rooting for so I can ask you if you were rooting for that person.

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I THINK I'M CUTE, I THINK I'M SEXY!

JBL GETTING A LOUD POP

MAURO ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2452795
Nothing but Charlie's sweaty tits senpai.

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>>2452790

>no sticky

>>2452840
Obviously the upper ring

>>2452840
the roller coaster

>>2452840
The top turnbuckle of that fake ring on top of the real ring

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>>2452790

>>2452844
Ay I'm in atlanta too senpai

>>2452846
beggin ya

>>2452838

5 hours

>>2452848
Reminds me of Popeye.

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>>2452687

is the Rock going to show up later?

>>2452781
>hit the weights
>take a shower
>get a clue

>>2452848
all I see is a perfect 10

>Hogan that front and center in the ad
Is he coming home tonight, lads?

>>2452829

BASED JOBBER CENA

>>2452852
It will sticky about 30 minutes into the WM

>250k viewers

Insane

Hopes for tonight???

For me a hardy sighting or curbstomp will make my night. No chance of the latter

>>2452850
I don't believe you, I need pics

>>2452840
My dick

>>2452706
acestream://3862cce39b5d1af2961cbaf60945c513745712f4

>>2452790
BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE AIDING THE KING OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS

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>>2452832
>>2452850

Hella sweet. Looking forward to Based Mizryse's spot in the limelight

>nothing but Pitbull on repeat

The pre-show was a mistake.

>>2452863
three on the right still look great, Victoria took a turn for the worst.

>>2452867
You know it brother

>>2452849
Have some sensitivity. He actually is on suicide watch.

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>>2452863
>mfw Torrie Wilson has aged the best

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>ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE

wait was that just the kick off to the kick off?

I just woke up from my post church nap, did I miss any matches?

>>2452682
2/5

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Is he called "the Big Dog" because he looks like one, and everyone howls "BOOO", when he's in the ring?

everyone coming out to Beeg's theme kek

I work backstage and the plan is for Hunter to go over Rollins clean tonight. Rollins isn't happy about it.

BEEG

WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

>>2452878
MISTA WORLWIDE

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>>2452559
/bb/

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>>2452848

Time sucks.

>last wrestlemania
>on the pre-show
l m a o

THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM
THE USA BROADCAST IS FASTER THAN THE LIVESTREAM

WEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>2452559
/e/ reporting.

>>2452888
>>2452888
>>2452888
NEW

>>2452888
>>2452888
>>2452888
NEW

>>2452888
>>2452888
>>2452888
NEW

SHOWWWWWWW

I bet that dude from China wins

SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GOODNIGHT SWEET BEEG

>>2452893
Those are woofs not boos

My money is on ginger muzzie winning the Andor teh Gaint

well, it's the big show

>>2452889
It was the first hour, lispy renee just said so

/asp/ championship on the line in this match!

Why tf is the battle royal on the pre show

Who the fuck is that asian guy?

>>2452897

I'd mark hard if this happened

based send off to based beeg

Im gonna miss BEEG

THE BIGGER DOG

how long till big show eliminates that Chinese nxt guy

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Stream here

weebcrew.moe

>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW

>>2452912
das it

Shaq makes an appearance, called it here first

>>2452897
Thanks for updating based WWE Employee

Mojo is gonna win

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Wow what a way to go out,...... RIP Big Show.

>>2452552
>twitter

World's biggest smark/SJW platform, of course they're going to lie their ass off.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUN

i didnt know the pre show had fucking matches on it. why the fuck do 2 guys get their own entrance

>>2452915

I'm going to disappoint you, but Balor is winning it.

I bet simon gotch is the first one eliminated

>>2452850
my Wrestlemania Moment right there

>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW

>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW

>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW

>>2452886
Lillian Garcia looks the fuckin same since 2000, a negative in my book. 6/10 then 6/10 now.

>>2452967
Because everybody else is a nobody

>that sin cara attire

Straight up, why the fuck does WWE hate The Ascension so much? It's too sad at this point to be laughable.

STROWMAN OUT

>R TRUTH'S SHIT EATING GRIN
KEK

SWERVED

>brauny strongman didn't win

WHAT

BRAUN ELIMINATED?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

STROMEME BERRIED

Rhyno comeback when?

>>2453010
The company fucked up their gimmick when they were called up, and ever since they've been tainted.

>>2452559
/cock/ present

Based Ziggy is winning

>these audio problems

Cmon WWE this is your biggest event of the year...

>>2453158
It's not audio problems, it's cutting to commercials on USA, but the broadcast can continue on the network

D..did Cole just say

Bo-Leaving that one?

Holy shit I thought Harper was set to win that one.

They're giving it to Mojo or Dane then? What a weird choice

>all big guys left

sasuga

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Security...a 5'4'' bitch...

>security tries to stop gronk
>gets stopped by refs

DEAR JANITOR THAT BLOCKED ME
SUCK MY FAT SAMOAN COCK

>>2453406

Do you think she was just some clueless bitch who wasn't clued in?

It was awkward as hell to have security try and stop him only to just let him go.

>>2453464
I think she was an actual security or similar job

if a real fan tries to get in there are usual 4-5 of them, but she just missed a signal or something