Wrestlemania Pre-Show Gamethread #2

>>2452050
Whats the discord?

>>2452059
KYS

>>2452059
kys

>>2452059
kys

>>2452059
kys

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WHO F A B U L O U S HERE

>>2452059
KYS

>>2452059
Fuck off FBI

>>2452059
KYS

>>2452059
kys

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GOAT

>>2452059
Kys

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Be honest, /asp/.

Is roman winning tonight?

BASED MACHINEGUN FINNA INTERFERE IN THE UNDERTAKER ROMAN MATCH DUBS CONFIRM

>>2452059
https://discord.gg/TfMrw

>>2452059
kys

>>2452080
She's so hideous

>>2452090
post her nudes already

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

Remember when Triple H thought he was a draw? Oh wait he still does.

TALLICA

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>>2452092
whoa dude not cool

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>>2452050
seff wollins
deen ambwose
whoaman waynes

da sheeld

doo doo
doo doo
doo doo
doo doo doo doo
buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
doo doo doo doo doo

Haitch is going to go over tonight and you are going to like it

based Haitch finna end Sef's career

HHH is such a metal mark holy shit

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>>2452088
he's my bitch

Metallica takes this feud to a 10/10 t b h

Who /Paigebuttplug/ here?

put your feet on the table Renee

>>2452104
>Tfw remember this same post and picture from last year

God bless the WWE video production crew for making me hyped for a match that had a godawful buildup.

does hbk have brain damage? whats going on right now this is sad

>tfw i have t go to the airport to pick up family halfway through the show

REEE REREREREREREREREREEEREREREEEE

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>>2452097
Aqui, negro, disfrutando de Metallica.

>>2452097
Aca papa disfrutando de unas chelas heladas

BASED FACE FUCKER CALLING LEAD https://www.instagram.com/p/BSZcR-LgZ0D/

>unsanctioned match
>there's a ref

huh?

Is the prediction poll up yet?

>>2452122
based massive erection tom

Stop it Michaels.

Anybody watch the Ride Along with Jasethy? Why is he such an ass? He spent half the show bitching about the producer forgetting his bag.

>>2452119
Haha get fucked ya faggot

Why can't Shawn put together a coherent sentence?

>>2452122
mauro on suicide watch

>the other dude

BURIED

>>2452124
Someone gotta count the pin

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>>2452050
>tfw no stream and can't get network for fREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2452130
Yeah he really acted like a prick about it

hey when beeg comes out will someone post the special edition of the "like clock work" with brad maddox in it?
figured it was sacrilege to post clock work before it was time

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>final fantasy 14

>>2452133
He's not used to having production people yelling in his ear while he tries to talk.

>renee plugging Final Fantasy

c-cute.

>Final Fantasy 14

>booker's "IT'S OVAH"

HARDYS ARE BACK T O N I G H T

>Sponsered by FFXIV

>FOURTEEN

WE /FINAL FANTASY/ NOW

[spoiler]WWEMMO when?[/spoiler]

>weebshit mmo
im not watching the rest of this garbage """"""ppv"""""

>>2452137

>No stream

That's weird, because I'm watching one right now.

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He's winning

Final Fantasy themed PPV when?

>>2452130
Neville bullying Sami for the whole drive was the highlight of that show tbqh

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>final fantasy

>>2452124
>wrestler makes a surprise appearance/runs out to interfere
>their music hits
It's just one of those things you have to turn your mind off of

>final funtusy

lel

>>2452097
Papi esperando un buen show?

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>FFXIV

O O O O

OWEEOWEEOWEEO

>>2452137
acestream://3862cce39b5d1af2961cbaf60945c513745712f4

Is Final Fantasy a 6 star game?

Michaels has Meltzers disease

>>2452134
Quite literally. He's off for a while because he's dealing with a bipolar episode.

>>2452128
Did he have a stroke? He couldn't put three coherent words together.

>>2452158
My kayfabe reasoning is that the sound guy is right there at the entrance

>>2452156
Sami is such a fucking dork.

that's a big ramp

>>2452152
I just don't trust all these dodgy websites that want me to let them use Flash garbage. Might as well fuck a hooker without a condom

Taketty's gonna need a wheelchair to get down that ramp.

>just finally found the courage to uninstall FFXIV because it takes too much time of my daily life and I'm starting to think I'm addicted
>want to get my mind off the game and have a chill night watching Mania
>FFXIV ad

Fuck my life.

https://youtu.be/ROnDOA_R0DE

https://youtu.be/JOBChMFEJ2I

https://youtu.be/WkN235YgV3s

That fucking ramp is gigantic

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>>2452137
tfw free WWE network untill June

>>2452137
You don't have ten dollars, you destitute sack of crap?

>>2452180
like the fat guys in the rumble

Shits almost a football field

Fuckin shit lads just got home from the bar and my spic neighbors have a fuckton of people over

You think they're havin a mania party?

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that ramp plus randy's entrance my god there goes 20 mins

>he don't miss no meals
fucking kek

FATTY OWENS BTFO

>he don't miss no meals

KEVIN "OWENS" STEEN

UTTERLY

BTFO

Jesus god bless Renee Young. She's the talent backbone to this old fuck shit show.

BASED BIG BOOKER BTFO OREOWENS

>>2452186
>>2452191
Doesn't work in Canada m8s

>>2452183
Yeah...and?

Taker might take a legit hour to get to the ring.

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Braun for winning the Battle Royal

predictions for tonight?
Steve-o?

Anyone know what they're chanting?

>>2452137

>No stream

Have you used the internet before you mongoloid?

booker working fatboy into a shoot

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imagine how long Randy Ortons entrance walk is going to be on that ramp

FATFUCKS BTFO

>>2452175
For you

Good god. Watching Michaels talk is almost as sad as watching Taker wrestle.

LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT SLOB AND YOU WOULD NOT GET PUNKED ON THE PRESHOW

Shawn Michaels is drunk and/or high

>>2452211
steve2pedo killed himself after he got bullied so much last night

No stream?

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So I've been thinking. Hogan returns 100%, and the best place for him to return would be ARMBAR. But would they actually put such a big moment on a pre-show?

If Finn Balor does make an appearance this show is going 8 hours with that ramp

>>2452223
Nah, he's just talking about fake wrestling that he doesn't even watch or really care about

>>2452212
Gibraltar is British

>>2452221

This is sad but you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

>>2452211
He's dead. Committed Seppuku for screwing up the prediction contest last night.

>>2452229

network.wwe.com

King is sick or constipated or something. Booker and Renee are doing 80% of the talking on this panel.

>>2452122
the fuck is call lead

>>2452217
Undercarder's will take legit 1 hour

Who put HBK on there?

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>We have not one, but TWO women's championship matches tonight

BASED SASHA+

finna gonna BTFO C-harmutt BaylE+y and NIA JAX-

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that ramp is huge
are they gonna use the cart?

>>2452236
He's rambling like a bit of a fool, though. Constantly tripping over his own words.

>>2452211
RIP in peace

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goldberg is gonna hit E before he gets in the ring

>>2452245

Janetty

>>2452205
>he didn't bought used/shared WWE Network acc in 2015 for $2 which works till this day even tho your country (Poland) is not officially supported

anon i'm speechless

>>2452139
guys please

Lita look artificial

Is she even human anymore

>>2452245
They needed someone who drew a dime

>>2452232
That'd be pretty sweet, at the 30 year anniversary of HIM SLAMMING ANDRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING BROTHER

>Lita replacing King

I don't know which is worse

I thought they fired Lita again for doing coke

>>2452237
Based Overwatch map

Based Jimmy Ocean is gonna win the battle royal, just watch

oh no it's lita

((packed))

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>>2452202
agreed

Damn Lita got botox/surgery

https://youtu.be/DWaiT5fZHBs
Shawn Michaels tonight

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Who's /yourgirl/?

Lita got some decent work done. Her face had been pretty busted.

>>2452251
He doesn't care about this shit, he's just doing a favor for Vince

>>2452137
wwe youtube channel

>>2452264
Fuck outta here with that shit

I thought they got rid of this dumb whore

>>2452259
So why is hbk there?

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>"AJ, due to circumstances out of my control, I will be unable to compete tonigh, however I have found you a suitable replacement"

How hard do you mark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffm7v_DPMRw

>>2452273
her tits look a little bigger now too. maybe its the top.

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>>2452279
Bliss

>>2452251
He comes close to making an interesting point and then fucking collpases.

>>2452279
Bliss

Lita still SEETHING over the HoF

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>>2452279
My Bliss so cute

>>2452281
Yeah, but he's also interrupting Lawler and Booker T to try to make his points and he's consistently failing.

>>2452279
Alexa Bliss best waifu
I want her to dominate me

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>>2452279
Carm

>>2452279
Hopefully rato defends. Pls no nogger winning

>>2452286
Because he drew truckloads of dimes

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>Nia Banks

>>2452295
What happened at the HoF?

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>hucker
What is this and why does it sound racist?

>>2452288
wow. man, that'd be alright.

>raw talk
Booker you destroyed Bailey's credibility on that show

>>2452290
more mama bliss please. Looks cute.

>>2452308
Miz was over af senpai

>>2452288
>"AJ, due to circumstances out of my control, I will be unable to compete tonigh, however I have found you a suitable replacement"

How much will you mark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL_TWd-sywk

>>2452202
>>2452270
RENEE A CUTE

>referencing Bayleys god awful promo on Raw Talk

Top kek

>>2452299
Because somebody is screaming in his ear to do so

I can't believe people care this much about a pre-show panel

>>2452137
Just got to teotch

Someone please explain what happened to steveo

DELETE

>>2452279

Gotta go with MILF Mickie

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>so different
what did he mean by this?

>>2452308
She had a 8 hour speech.

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>>2452318
charles is best girl

>>2452306

>made a truck load of dimes
Maybe for wcw. He almost killed wwf.

>>2452326
what the fuck is a teotch

kek HBK is on a good half bottle of somas right about now

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GIMME A FUCKIN LINK

hey what ever happened to KOJIMA? that fat ass always made my hungry, miss seeing his dinner/snack lineups

>>2452279
Becky ^_^

>>2452279
Always nattie. Can't go wrong with dat ass.

>>2452328
Jobbed to fake 2cold, legit left asp on tears after getting btfo by everyone.

Then killed himself.

>>2452318
>that camel toe

>>2452328
He goes to a pub to watch WM

>>2452340
hes clean nowadays dude. Thats how he is sober....

>>2452279
Bliss

>>2452318
she's showing the feet

>>2452279
SD:Team Natty

RAW:Team Banks

>>2452342
network.wwe.com

>>2452345
Kys

>>2452342
www.wwe.com/network/

>>2452342
https://youtu.be/L5oox1Xe1x8

LETS GO MIZ

>>2452339
Twitch

Most ppl on there are streaming themselves playing wwwe 2k17 if you know what i mean

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>AL ROKER

>>2452345
Discord is for fags.

finally something happens

NO DIMESERWEIGHTS

>>2452359
>2к17
>pay for network
lol

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Lana and Kelly Kelly looking fucking HOT!

>>2452359
>>2452357
>these fag pay for something that is free
the definition of dumb cucks

The greatest man that ever lived.

>>2452224
did fake steve-o make him kill himself?

here we go lads

Holy fuck this stage is dope

>Starting with the best match
Might as well leave after this

Is there a way to pre end my phone from locking in the app itself or will I need to change my phone settings? I just signed up to watch Mania for free.

>opening with the best match on the fucking card

Aries is from Milwaukee? Wow, I want this faggot to lose now.

t. Chicago

HERE WE GO BOYS

here we go bois

>>2452318
i legit wouldnt be able to concentrate with her sweaty tits and feet out like that, paul is a stronger man than me.

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it begins

>Tom and Corey the gay hairdressers

HOLY SHIT!?!??

Already!??!??!!

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HERE WE GO CHAPS

BASED A DOUBLE

>>2452373
Jewess and a coal burner?

Pass.

>>2452374
get a job

BASED DOUBLE A

>>2452378
ye

Here comes MOTN

Match of the night is the first on the preshow?

JUST
U
S
T

Holy fuck Neville is roided up

>>2452373
how do those legs even hold her up kek

that ramp is fucking long

Will anybody skateboard down to the ring?
If so - who?

Based Corey and Tom, reuniting the dream announcer desk

Neville looking extra juicy tonight, wew. No homo.

OURBOI

Heel neville is top shelf

>manlet shit

based vince getting this trash out the way early.

Jesus Christ Neville looks like a beast

Neville's theme is updated again

>that fucking ring on top of the ring

CRIIIINGE

The ramp id fucking huge goddamn. This is based

>>2452410
Dean and Baron will ride a chopper

Aries finna steal da show.

>>2452407

Neville is natty. Manlets have always been able to bulk up easier than mastodons for obvious reasons.

neville is P I S S E D

Is based tyler bates defending his title?

>MANLETS

>Neville's entrance is an angry powerwalk.

So fucking based.

It is going to rain

Quick survey :
Do you like mania being outside?

I do except the for the fact you can't hear the crowd as well

neville has a retarded haircut

>>2452279
raw: bayley
smack: carmella or mickie

not even gay but i'd love to put my cummies all over Neville's abs and lick it off

>>2452432
>going to

finna*

you're on /asp/ now kid, act like it

MAH BOI ARIES OVER AS FUCK

first row full of jabronies

>>2452433
Nope. It's terrible. Sucks all the atmosphere out

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How are the ropes purple?

Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?

>tfw austin aries at mania

based tbqhwy

>>2452433
Yeah. But I agree on the crowd with you.

hey, who's going to host the predictions?
are they dead since steve-o got BTFO?

stop changing the camera angle so fuckin much

>>2452433
I do.

I also actually like the stage and ramp a lot. The only thing I don't like is the ring above the ring

>>2452433
I love it. When the sun sets, it's gorgeous.

It makes the event feel even more special.

>>2452433
Once it gets dark I will. Daytime looks like shit.

>>2452444
They physically change them.

>>2452448
Steve-o got btfo and asp retired it.

Sad day desu.

>dat armdrag
bruh

>>2452433
As long as its dark b4 Carder comes out

>>2452444
put covers over them I'd imagine.

>This Graves+ Based Tom combo on commentary

Surprisingly good desu lads

>>2452444
It's just a visual effect, they're white in the stadium

>>2452444
why is this even copypasta?

>>2452318
i want to suck on her toes

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Holy shit. Are they gonna jump?

>>2452444
Always wondering this too

>>2452433
Do it once a decade and it gives it a unique and special look. Do it too often and the obvious flaws start to grate.

I hate faggot commentators that don't even know simple moves like a arm drag.

>>2452433
No

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MAYBE I'LL COLLAPSE AFTER WALKING DOWN THE RAMP

>>2452410
The Dynamic Dudes

>>2452444
When they cut to a backstage segment they have minimum wage monkeys scramble to swap them out

>>2452444
they're actually in another stadium m8

>>2452433

yes should always be in a stadium not on west coast though the all daylight ones are shit

>>2452444
They're greenscreened various colours.

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>Aries at Wrestlemania
so awesome to see this as someone who saw him in TNA

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>>2452444
What about these things on the mat?

GOOD NIGHT
LEFT SIDE

To be honest boys, I can't wait for the night time. I think the stage and everything will look great at night.

its nice that we can hear the wind too :)

>Google wwe network password
>It works

Wew lad. We WWE now

>>2452444
LED ropes

>Aries wearing silver
>Neville wearing gold

Nice.

LMAO A FUCKING ADVERT OVER THE MANLETS

>ad in the middle

JUST

>>2452456

I'd never want to see a main event in the broad daylight, but for the first few matches it really sets the stage being able to see the massive crowd in the background.

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>commercials

Anyone else notice the ref selling Aries offense more than Neville is? He straight up freaked and clutched his head at one point.

>commercials during WM

come on now

ADS ON WRESTLEMANIA

WHAT THE FUCK

>adverts
>during a match
>on the preshow
>which is not on TV and constrained by any requirements
loving every lel

>commercials mid match at a Wrestlemania

>commercial on a PPV preshow

what the fuck dudes

https://discord.gg/9hGQa

>commercials

THE SHANTYTOWN OF CRUISERWEIGHTS

So is it a real roller coaster or just decorative?

Ad for the Divas match during the loserweight title match
>manlets BTFO

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>ads

lmao that Owens action figure is skinny af

>>2452444
At the last event I went to, they had about 12 guys in there with purple duct tape wrapping the ropes. They don't change them. When the match is over, those 12 guys get back there and unravel the duct tape they just put on.

>Literally an ad during the MOTN
>the literal state of the cruiserweights

why you do this to based aries and neville?

>>2452493
>>2452493
NEW

>>2452493
>>2452493
NEW

PRO ID TECHNOLOGY

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>Commercials

>commercials at WM
REEEEEEEEE

manlets having commercials shown during their preshow match

hahahahahahahahahahah

>Adverts
>At fucking Wrestlemania!

Fuck. This. Company.

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>commercials during matches on a PPV

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>the ultimate grill ride

Owens' toy is inaccurate

>>2452459
well shit.
Well /asp/? Who's going to win?
Aries or Neville?

>>2452505
Its on Youtube

Based Seth kicking kid's asses.

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>advertising wrestlemania during wrestlemania

that kevin owens doll is a little thin

>commercial for something you are already watching

Really activates my almonds.

That Owens toy is more ripped than the actual man

>Ads

Vince lowkey wants to kill this comany

>>2452505
>>2452507
>>2452508
>>2452498
>>2452495

hownew.ru

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cena right now before he cucks miz

>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW


>>2452524
>>2452524
>>2452524
NEW

>>2452478
i can tell you for a fact that the stage crew doesn't make anything near minimum wage. i make 15/hr doing shitty stage setup for my local mall's weekly c list country music touring act show, i can only imagine what the guys who get to work for wwe get paid.

THE WIND THE WIND THE WIND

What should i get from KFC?

>>2452545
It's so stupid I feel the need to make fun of it every time

>>2452567
Georgia gold tender big basket

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>>2452567
Besides chicken, the steak fries are GOAT
Mac and Cheese is really good too

>>2452567
WOO CRISPY

>>2452567
WOO TANGY

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


THE KING RETAINS

>>2452567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Df32JHWjs

I'm watching on Shaw direct and the HD channel is commentating in spanish while the SD version is in English.
Wtf? I hope this is just a technice issue that will be solved immediately.

>>2452782
>paying for canadian network
found your problem friendo

>>2452059
kys

>>2452567
don't forget the side of jalapenos!

both big guys gone already damn