/Mania/ General >2 HOURS EDITION Who hype?

Not hyped at all to be quit honest. I'm more hyped for the Smack after WM

>>2450795

You think you're gonna get gookamura?

2 hours before Mania. /asp/ is dead as usual.

You guys realize it starts in 8 minutes, right?

The pre-pre show (talk show) begins at 3 PM EST. This continues until 5 PM at the pre-show, 6 PM at the main-pre-main-show (also on USA network for the duration), and the main show at 7 PM (to around 11 pm).

That's around 8 hours, 9 if it goes on longer than 11.

Defend this, asp. No one needs this much wrestling, and there doesnt need to be 3 pre shows.

>>2451032
E Drones will defend this!

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>>2451032
>>2451040
>being this casual

see you on /wew/ stream fucking faggots

>>2451064
wait

you guys talk about how much you hate """"wew"""" yet you go and use their streams?

Talk about being a cuck.

Honestly pretty excited. Looking over the card, it's actually not half bad considering the buildup. Definitely has greater potential than the last few WrestleMania's.

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>Today is also World Autism Awareness Day

What did WWE mean by this?

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My wife made cookies for Wrestlemania everyone!

Which one should I shove down my bloated craw first?

>>2451078
So if you hate somebody but go and fuck their wife, does that make you a cuck?

>>2451110
those look like some good cookies

protect and cherish your wife anon

>>2451121
that's an awful analogy

>>2451110
You have a sweet wife, anon.

Eat the Bayley one first because that'd kind of get me off.
The Shane O'Mac one looks like bar soap.

>>2451110
whoa nice

Is Mauro officially gone? I don't read the dirtsheets.

Predictions here

>Reigns vs Taker will have an interference

>Samoa joe comes out to help H, Finn comes to help Seff

>The Rock doesn't show up

>Shane turns heel and gets help to win

>>2451121

This is more like if you hate somebody and you rape his dog out of spite after he invites you to his wrestlemania party and offers you free food and alcohol.

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>>2450785
>anyone outside the hypercasual fanbase being excited for this Mania

>>2451141
>>2451149
>They fell for the regurgitated Reddit post
WORKED

>>2451165
He's not at Mania if that's what you mean.

Anyone has a decent stream?
>inb4 network wwe

>>2451181
No, I mean with the company.

>>2451183
Watch wrestling.uno

>>2451170
My predictions

>Miz vs Cena will be the shock win of the night, with Miz picking up the victory
>Styles wins against Shane, but it's a very hard fought victory. In the end he shakes Shane's hand out of respect, starting a face turn for AJ
>The whole locker room comes out and applauds Taker after his match. The emotional scenes are the last image as Mania goes off the air

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>>2451110

anybody got a stream thats higher quality than the network?

There will be a literal riot if Reigns wins.
People are going to die tonight.

Anyone got the picture of Roman covered in belts?

>>2451174
desu if i hadnt watched RAW or SD for past 3 months id be sorta interested but knowing the current state of the product i dont think they´re gonna blow your minds

>>2451293
If by riot you mean complain on reddit then yeah

>>2451293
Everyone's already accepted the fact that this will happen. People are ready to be let down and boo.

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How does El Jefe still do it bros?

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>>2451295

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>>2451295
Here it is

>>2451316
Shit, Hall looks well. Not long ago he was such a slob. Happy for him

>>2451316
O O Z I N G M A C H I S M O

>>2451316
>2451295
literally stops drinking for 3 months and he because a sex god

nash kept him drunk to steal his heat.

>>2451032
Wear can I watch for free? im a negro

>>2451347
Chico

>>2451386
WWE Network.

3 hours niggers

>>2451110

Pulled straight from reddit

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>>2451368
I prefer Hall when he was in bear mode rocking the Burt Reynolds stache.

>>2451165
Yes. No company will hire him now. I expect him to suicide in a few weeks

>>2451170
Miz will win clean
There will be a post-match break but John will not propose
Rollins will lose after interference
Roman will lose but the Undertaker will still retire and both men hug it out

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only shit that matters right now is if

FUNAKI OR RIOT

NO PPV WITHOUT THE FUCKING FUNAKI

>>2451170

>Xavier woods comes out with Brad Maddox on a leash