How many fat smarks will commit suicide to tonight?

>>2450069
Not enough

>>2450069
None. They'll hijack Mania with riots, and Roman will be slaughtered live on TV.

>>2450087
beggin ya

>>2450087
pleadin ya

>>2450087
>implying they could drag their fat asses over the barricades

Get a clue pinhead

>>2450069
Heart attacks and strokes aren't considered suicide anon. They dont own guns and a noose can't support all that weight.

>>2450172
Top kek

None. Fat Smarks lack the balls to do that sort of thing.

>>2450069
ya never know with rosmarks

I expect garbage to be thrown in the ring.

Smarks will have a lot of food wrappers and drink cups lying around.

>>2450323
Smarks don't have the money to go to wrestlemania. Smarks don't have the money to even buy it at home. Smarks watch mania on a 360p illegal streaming site riddled with ads while hunched over at their computers pissing themselves because their NEETbux wouldn't cover a mania ticket. Meanwhile all of Roman's fans (affluent, surrounded by women, total chads) will be having fun in their front seats in Orlando, cheering on the big dog while the smarks at home tie up their noose because >muh taker
>muh boreman doesn't deserve it

>>2450403
>muh irony

epic

All of them is Roman loses.

Obese smarks only reason to live is Roman winning, because they have nothing going on in their lives. If he loses they'll kill themselves.