Wrestlemania Casual Comments

>This Roman guy is really good.

>I hate teddy long

>AoP Wins
>Brother comes in
>Oh, they look strong
>"BOOO"
>Oh, so they're the bad guys?

>>2448345
my mother when she saw roman reigns
>hes Hot, why are people booing him
my dad when he saw kevin owens
>he looks like you, why is he wrestling

>watching wrestling with casuals

literally why?
you're just opening yourself up for a million "HURR DURR YOU KNOW IT'S FAKE RIGHT??" comments

>KO shows up
Friends: lol wtf is he supposed to be wrestler?
>Dean shows up
Friend: dude he looks like my plumber lol

My two year old brother:
>Omega and Okada really deserved those six stars. Undertaker drew no dimes. Also, Goldberg is a faggot and Dana Brooke is best girl.

My stepdad's best comments during his first Raw in almost 10 years:
>Where's Orton? Is he still with WWE? I like Orton.
>Jesus Christ Goldberg's still around? What is he, 70?
On Owens:
>What the fuck?
On the Universal Title:
>What the fuck is that? The Jolly Rancher Championship?
On Roman Reigns:
>Nobody likes you. Get in your SWAT van and go back to Tonga.
On Jericho:
>I need a scarf like that.
On Triple H and Steph:
>Jeeeeeesus. Still? Still?!
On Orton, again:
Did you say Orton was or wasn't going to be on tonight? I like Orton a lot.
At the end of the show:
>Now I remember why I stopped watching this shit.

>>2448374
Honestly man, I have more fun listening to their banter than I do actually watching. Especially considering how ass Wrestlemania has been for a while now.

>>2448387
>Get in your SWAT van and go back to Tonga.

Based

>Wait, why the fuck does this game of thrones looking fool get to wear body armor? Are they just gonna let him wear that like it's cool? He doesn't wear that the whole time right? Oh my god they're actually letting him wear armor just so Lesnar doesn't kill him.

-My Mom on Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania 31

> all these made up unfunny quotes

Sure is redddit in here today

>>2448429
What's your mom look like?

>>2448438
Short and pudgy.

>>2448446
Nice. I'd pound a goomba.

>>2448387
>Still? Still?!

Your step dad sounds based.

Sister thinks Roman is hot.
Mom thinks Nakamura and Bobby Roode are gay.
Aunt keeps calling Randy Orton the Rattlesnake.

>>2448345
The only newer wwe wrestlers my dad likes are Big match AJ and Cesaro and Sheamus. He hates roman, dean, and rollins and screams at the tv whenever they win anything. My dad gets really worked by wrestling.

He's a total mark for anything NJPW but refuses to watch WWE unless I'm showing him one of the big PPVs.

>>2448387
>Jesus Christ Goldberg's still around? What is he, 70?

my sides

>>2448387
>Now I remember why I stopped watching this shit.

This is pretty much everybody who's "checked back in" on WWE since 2001.

I remember watching AE to early 2003 with my dad and every now and then he'd catch me off guard

Golddust on screen
>Why are they letting obvious faggots on screen? At least in my day people like Shaun Michaels kept that to themselves
Mark Henry on screen
>For fucks sake they're giving niggers a decent run in WWF now?
Chyna on screen
>Wow they're not even TRYING to hide that "she's" obviously a man, that'll be a big story line next year, remember that son