NXMEME #5

>That shit title

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GET FUCKING HYPE

New belt a shit.

....it's exactly like the women's belt?

>FUCK YOU

what did the crowd mean by this?

>>2447013
men and women's belts are the exact same?

interesting.

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>>2447013
>leaf master race

>>2447013
he'll bomb

>>2447014
>>2447014
>>2447014

Lmao, I was right. Should have went with the yellow strap instead tbhfam

Looks a bit samey, but still better than the giant NXT title.

>ufc copy and paste belt

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>Those X-Divison belts

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>THEY'RE WRESTLING FOR THE X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

TNA WINS AGAIN

>belt exact same as the womens one but a bit bigger

JUST

>>2447013
> same belt than woman

well ok

Nakameme makes me want to drop another couple nukes on Japan to be honest

>that bobby roode mark

Why are most wrestling fans ugly as fuck?

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>>2447013
>It's the same fucking title as the womens title

X division now on NXT?

>>2447042
Fuck off, faggot.

>>2447013
>he thinks he'll be on RAM

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>>2447030
Time to quench my thirst

>>2447042
fake
filter and report

>>2447034
Equality!..... theyre equally shit.

it's like im watching tna

im new to this WWE stuff
are they fucking?

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>>2447045

Why do so many people hate Nakamura here? Anti Smarks or people trying to fit in with the Roman mark?

C'MON SHIT

The fuck is this rest hold horse shit?

I am not a fan of WWE homogenizing all the titles like this. Who's with me?

>>2447013
Asuker lost?

what's happening in the crowd

>>2447063
Only with actual fans in attendance

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For fucks sake the state of these titles.

Roode Boys Don't Cry

Does anyone actually believe that some skinnyfat gook with no knees and who doesn't speak english can actually draw in WWE?

>>2447067
anti anti anti smarks and ironic shitposting

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>>2447045

>>2447067
They're just memeing and his boring in NXT, needs to move up already famq

>>2447070
This is /asp/ bro. We aren't even wrestling fans.

>>2447079
No he'll get buried by BBD

>>2447078
A+ Player 2Cold working the smarks.

>>2447070
i think they are trying to be more like UFC

in UFC it kind of works but they have way too many division and interim championship fights lately

>unironically wearing a fedora in public
jesus

>>2447072
No

>>2447067
/wooo/tists

They have a lot of anti-wrestler circlejerks, including one against Shinsuke

>>2447083
Jensen Kekles

felt asleep like 45 minutes ago, what did i miss?

>>2447032
Bulk discount. Budget Cuts

worst match so far

Who is in the nxt main event scene after nakamura gets called up? Is there anyone outside Bobby himself?

>>2447095
They needed to save the money for the ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE set, obviously.

>not getting belts from Leather By Dan

>>2447094
MOTY

I wonder if Shinsuke convinced HHH to let him keep smoking weed. Would explain why he's gotten flabbier.

>>2447098
Meme Ten Guy

Bobby Roode's theme is too over. It overshadows him now.

Will any jap ever be as over as Tajiri?

>>2447098
probably hideo?

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>>2447081
>>2447065
>tfw no more releasing the pigeons
>tfw no more beautiful people

>>2447107
That makes sense but thought he was coming up as well.

Whoever loses is going to the main roster surely?

There's literally nothing wrong with having identical titles.

>>2447105
wich one?

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>it's a rest hold and taunt spamfest episode

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>>2447013
So who do they feed Nakamura to?

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING JESUS CHRIST

>>2447122
if nakamura loses, yes. if roode loses, no.

>>2447126
You're the king of strong style now Roman

>>2447125
You mean just like their first match.

>>2447123
that is wrong

>>2447127
Cuck

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>>2447126
BBD

Nakameme is a fucking joke

Roode looks strong for plow.

>40 year old guys
>future

THE FUCKING CLAW ARE YOU SHITTING ME

AND IT'S MAGNA?


WHO THE FUCK OK'D THIS

WHAT IS HAPPENING JESUS FUCK

>>2447125

Bobby Roode is more of a traditional wrestler. Don't expect flashy shit in his matches.

>>2447123
Cuck

>>2447067
I don't hate him, but I understand why people do
he's one of the best in ring, but
his gimmick doesn't translate
he still isn't great at English
he is getting really old and only has a couple years left in him the way he wrestles (when he is serious and isn't cashing it in)
He cashes it in a lot

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>nerve hold

>>2447113
Asuka is already more over than Tajiri. If she ever mists up it'll blow minds.

>>2447109

Outside of the theme he sucks

>>2447135
I unironically want to see this

>>2447139
my sides are in orbit! kek!

dubs and a meteor hits the arena and wipes out all these smarks

>>2447109
He's truly the new HHH

These guys are cool and all, but the NXT tag division consistantly steals these nights.

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>this match finna make me sleep

has roode ever been interesting as a singles wrestler?

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>>2447139
strong enough to plow me

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>>2447126

>>2447157
And the tag teams go up to be duds in the main roster

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NXT Heavyweight Title matches fucking suck and are boring as shit ever since Balor had his eternity feud with Joe

>>2447160
He was pretty good as the It Factor in TNA

Shame that everyone here only remembers that dumb match with Sting where he knocked himself out with the reverse DDT

I fucking love Shinsuke what the hell, this is a snoozefest.

>>2447160
No.

He is entrance theme. Nothing else.

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>>2447157
wikipedia notes the difference.
you do not.
you're a fucking cancer on this board and should kill yourself.

I wonder how strong the stench is in the arena

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>2447157
what if NXT was a tag-only promotion?

>>2447160
I liked him in tna

So is there any chance that both DIY and Revival getting a call up since both tag team divisions are absolutely abysmal in the main roster?

>all these tone deaf retards trying to sing

>>2447169
Joe vs Nakameme 1 was finna great

>>2447160
No. Career midcarder in fucking lolTNA! Jannetty of Beer Money too.

I'm bored guys

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>>2447157

>>2447174
>so mad that he edited wikipedia just to screenshot it

go back to chinkland nakameme

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>whiffed knee drop

Someone screenshot that cutie nakameme scared

dude he missed that spot completely

>>2447192
this

>>2447203
Call this guy a faggot.

>I can only enjoy a match if there is flippy shit

Fuck off, smarks.

>>2447190
probably why he didn't get injured this time.

>>2447179
And what'd be the point? Not like the divisions are bad because a lack of talent.

I wonder if James Storm had stayed, would he have won the NXT title? He was a lot better than Roode.

>>2447190
>He didn't get all of it

Getting bored to sleep here lads

Nakameme is so shit

Is that Nigel McGuinness on commentary?

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>>2447198
You spoke too soon.

nakameme the biggest fraud ever

>>2447202
I think you mean lance storm

what the fuck was that speed up

>>2447209
yes

>>2447186
Kill yourself

>>2447209
For the last time ever.

>>2447209

yerh

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>HARDYS BTFO ON ROH JUST NOW

They're coming home, boys

>>2447211
based shinski working the marks

Jesus christ Roode is so boring

>>2447219
nani?

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this match is shit so far and I blame Roode

>>2447219
Sauce?

>>2447219
Why is ROH hosting a show at the same time with NXT?

>>2447219
theyre gonna be in the ladder match

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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>>2447219
Really?

>>2447226
This comment is shit and I blame you.

https://twitter.com/KPnDC/status/848356341617971200

Young Bucks defeat Hardys for the ROH Tag belt, is it confirmed that Hardys are going to be on Wretlemania?

So all you have to do to be an NXT heavyweight champ is to take and give rest holds and taunt?

Sign me the fuck up!

>>2447225
>>2447228
>>2447230
>>2447231
>>2447234

http://nodq.com/indy/493105888.shtml

They just dropped the ROH tag team titles

why would they host a show now? because WM weekend, I guess, it's an iPPV

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>tfw bobby roode is shit

>>2447219
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOI

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>>2447235

>>2447230
because nxt is fucking garbage

>>2447230
It's Wrestlemania Weekend you dumb cocksucker. Every wrestling promotion in America has a show this weekend.

only 64 posters for the takeover before mania

if you factor in carter's 12 proxies that's barely over 50 people

great job killing /asp/ guys

this is the same fucking match...

Roode is boring as SHIT holy hell. He doesn't belong in NXT, get him to the main roster quick.

>>2447216
begging ya to stop getting worked into a shoot

>>2447249
np

I can't laugh hard enough that RoH books a bingo hall at the same time WWE's minor league sells out a huge arena.

>>2447245
Your mom's stank pussy is garbage.

>>2447247
Except TNA...and it's in their fucking hometown.

this commentary isn't helping either

> Y'aaaaaa...

Somebody gimme pics of Nikki Cross tonight

The constant submission shit is a borefest

never watching MemeXT again

bring back bo

'GOT 'EM

>>2447260
Fuck off.

the worst match of all time

>>2447257
They don't have the Hardys to bankroll them anymore.

>>2447256
gotim

I'm never watching NXT again. This is the first time since Dallas and it's been fucking boring.

>>2447260
What did he mean by this?

>>2447260
there is no point to you

>>2447267
not the worst but it is just kind of there ya know?

> 2015
> People liked the women's match
> So they main evented a TakeOver
> Ever since, tag teams have been killing it consistantly
Anyone else thing they're owed a main event?

The King of Yelling in Unintelligible Japanese

>king of /snug/style

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

PAIGE IS PREGNANT PERROS

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

PAIGE IS PREGNANT PERROS

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

PAIGE IS PREGNANT PERROS

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

PAIGE IS PREGNANT PERROS

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

PAIGE IS PREGNANT PERROS

>>2447260
>>2447277
Beggin ya to kys

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>>2447260

>>2447272
>not liking that GOAT tag match earlier

>>2447277
fuck off already.

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>>2447280

>>2447260
>SEETHING

>>2447280
inb4 it's half-black

>>2447280
OMFG

>>2447280
It's still April First

>>2447277
They are men so they will never main event

>>2447280
ay caramba

>>2447280
>03-1-2017

>>2447280
Nah, she's just planning another threesome.

>>2447280
i hope for el perro that this is an abril fools joke holmes

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>>2447280
>Baby comes out black

>>2447280
Guess she doesnt swallow all the time

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Are you guys really this bored without flips, or standard indie shit in the match?

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who jelly of these NW0 hairlines?

>>2447280

Kek Del Rio is fucked

god nakamura is boring as shit


>gets hit once
AAAAAUUuuuuuuggggghhhhh

>kick to the knee
AAAAUUUUUuuuuugggggggg

>>2447260
shut the fuck up

>>2447300
nakameme is literally cancer

>>2447249
I blame the isolationist mindset that the majority have here.

>>2447284
It was fun, but one match doesn't make a show.

>>2447280
and?

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Please end this.

>>2447280

OH ME OH MY

>>2447280
>all the marks getting worked by this tweet

It's April 1st you autists

>>2447280
> Paige was going to be let go
> Now preggers
She can stay on, collect pay checks because they can't fire her because she's pregnant (against the law).

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>>2447280
YO GANNE PERROS

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>>2447280
holy shit fucken cuuuucked

>>2447280
ALBERTO EL JUSTO

>>2447260
know your situation my guy

>>2447319

Kekd

There was 64 posters before paige was pregnant and 71 after. What does this mean?

>>2447277
just shut the fuck up ok

that DDT was bretty sick

Asuka v Ember Moon was more interesting than this.

>Ref slow counting

GLORYHOLE
THATS HOW ILL DRAW DIMES THATS HOW ILL DRAW DIMES

>>2447325
7 more people joined the thread

>>2447325
77

Poor Rodde can't get heat with this crowd

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Honestly guys I think it's Roode... I never find him entertaining, yet I find MOST Shinsuke stuff pretty good.

>>2447325
paige is a draw

nakameme ratings killer

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>>2447280
lmao if she thinks pregnancy will keep her from being fired.

>>2447280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha he wanged his balls on the way back into the ring

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>>2447280

>hurts hand banging the ring bell on the post

is roode a loser?

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>that cover from Roode

Why tf is the ref slow counting?

>this is awesome chants

Are they fucking retarded?

That spine buster was almost AA tier

>>2447325
>Paige being a slut draws more than nakameme and roode combined
really makes you think

>>2447350
No, you are.

How retarded do you have to be to hate this match?

>>2447350
they are paying to watch nxt

>>2447339
I think there was a clause on her tough enough contract prize that she couldn't get preggo

>this is awesome
Worst fucking chant

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>2447354
kek

>>2447356
having taste

>>2447354
>what did he mean by this?

>>2447351
He's got a beautiful spinebuster.

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>>2447354
kek

G L O R I O U S

cringe

It is done.

Damn. All champs retained?

Boring end to an otherwise pretty good show.

BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HERE IS YOUR WINNER
AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
CLEAN SWEEP CHAMPION

BASED NAKAMEME WINNING THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL

What a shitty match.

WHERE MY /GLORIOUS/ BROS

NAKAMEME TO SMACK

Nakameme to the main roster LMAO

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>>2447354

>most front row people looking bored and tired as fuck

Jesus christ

Did Nakameme job this much in NJPW?

RAW OR SMACK?

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>1 eliminated
>13 remaining out of 146
ROODE BOYS DON'T CRY

>Shinsuke's moving on up to the
>East Side

IT'S OGRE

SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

NO DRAWS ROODE WINNING TO CRICKETS

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And here we are, congrats guys. Won't be here for WrestleMania so, I will post the list in my thread for anyone to use on the night if they like, full results will be posted Monday, good night everybody!

>>2447382
BASED REAL 2COLD

I bet whoever made the new belts came all over them at least once before handing them over to the WWE.

I heard Paige borrowed all these new titles to baptize them.

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>yfw Dave gives that four and one fourth snowflakes

>>2447388
how do I get in on this?

>>2447388
BENJABRONI BTFO

>>2447382
CLEAN SWEEP
FUCK YES
MY FIRST IN YEARS

>>2447380
It was more logically done

Shinsuke booked for the UK Download weekend shows.

Is it a work or does it mean he stays down?

WM can not follow that.

>>2447388
I finally got a fucking sweep, took long enough.

This one was really easy in retrospect.

>>2447388
how do join?

The match was really solid with great in ring psychology

Me and my older brother hated this match

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Rate this Takeover

7/10

>>2447395
You need to go back.

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>>2447394

>>2447404
FINNA CRINGE

>>2447388
>posting fake news
>being this butthurt

kys you faggot piece of shit

>>2447388
WHAT DO I WIN????

Good match.

You faggots don't think a match is good unless there are a billion flips.

>>2447401
are you being ironic?

>>2447407
7/10

>>2447401
Probably bait, but I'd be really surprised if WM didn't BTFO of Takeover this year. Was a shitshow with one good match.

>>2447395
There's always a poll before the PPV. It's on a separate thread.

>>2447407
6/10
tag match only good match

>>2447403
it's at r/squaredcircle, go there and never come back

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WRESTLEMANIA HERE WE COME

GIMME DUH GREEN LITE

>>2447407
5/10

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>>2447394
>yfw when everyone else enjoyed it but not /asp/
What happened to us?

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>>2447407
6.5/10

>>2447404
i agree, the problem is that it was the exact same match as last time. Roode works the knee so Nak can't hit kinshasa. I think the only different spot was the pump handle suplex.

>>2447382
BASED

>>2447407
7/10

Those last two matches weren't so great. But, that tag match? jesus fucking christ was it good.

McIntyre confirmed for NXT

https://twitter.com/WWEonESPN/status/848362235999244288

>>2447418
Oh cool I'll try tomorrow then

>>2447423
>Everyone else enjoyed it
Cytube I was in thought it was boring as fuck

>>2447403
I post threads shortly before events with surveys in them listing the matches. If you fill out the survey before I start accumulating data, you're in!

>>2447417
And WM is going to be a shitshow with no good matches

>>2447419
this

>>2447403
Here >>2446235. Time for a piss and bed, ciao!

>>2447407
5/10

>>2447431
Here
>>2436013

>>2447382
two events in a row
just call me butter because i'm on a roll

>>2447438
Whoops, try again >>2436013.

>>2447417
Tag match was great, cluster fuck match was great, women's match was smooth as hell, main event was just good, black vs almas was a let down but still a fine match.

Mania might have, like, 1 hot match in cooldad vs KO. 2 if Aries and Neville get time for it on the pre show.

>>2447429
Nice, he'll be able to reinvent himself there too. And he's only 31

>>2447438
>>2447451

don't forget to kill yourself before you go to bed!!!

So when was the last time the NXT champ didn't lose to the next big title contender? It seems th trend is successfully defend against previous champ then lose to next new big contender (looks to be Mcintyre this time)

the belt literally looks like an x division reject what are they doing the old belt was fucking perfect

>>2447417
>>2447415
Fake.

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I'm gonna be at wrestlemania tomorrow guys. It'll be my first live wrestling event.

I'm excited

>>2447503
dont nut too soon bro, edge them 3+ hrs

>>2447458
Roode didn't lose to Ohno like two weeks ago. Joe didn't lose to Young. But yeah, not when it's built up to a Takeover, you're right.

>>2447503
enjoy it. WM is fun as fuck live. Take a moment after every match to look around and soak it all in.