BASED ASUKA

>literally a chickenshit heel now
BTFO

>>2448102
>chickenshit heel
I don't think you know what that means.

Based Empress Of Tomorrow

>>2448104
It means being getting rekt by strong babyfaces and having to cheat to win

Asukahaters crying atm

>>2448118
Literally all heels cheat. They pretty much always have. Chickenshit heels run away in fear from the big strong babyface.

>>2448118
Are you not intellectually capable of recognizing and appreciating good heel tactics in pro wrestling? You sound like a fucking mark.

Her tits looked great tonight, wish she'd smother me with em

>>2448152
Get worked by a reinforced push up bra. She was just about able to get her flab to look like tits

>>2446764
Kek, I read that as "QUEEF"

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>people on youtube saying charlotte/sasha matches were better
this match didn't have 2-3 dangerous botches and had some great strikes

>>2448118
A chickenshit heel avoids fair competition altogether. Gets out of matches entirely by feigning injury, or uses weapons to get a DQ loss and keep the belt, like Roode just tried to do with the bell.

You could argue that Asuka might be afraid of the Eclipse, but she still wrestled to a pinfall. That's not chickenshit heeling.

BASED ASUKA WORKING THE /ASP/ FATTIES ONCE AGAIN

I'm a massive Asukafag but I'm shocked at the praise that match is getting. It was like 3 stars at best

>>2448244
Why is Ember Moon so edgy?

>>2448420
It was a good match, but didn't live up to the upsurd hype it was getting.

Those backfists sounded fucking brutal. Either the camera angle hid the thigh slaps well or Asuka was being stiff as hell

> muh sloppy chinks hit for real so match was good meme

China should be nuked a third time
Savage cunts should learn how to wrestlep

>>2448442
>i like my wrestling to look fake and gay

kys m8

>>2448424
Her gimmick is/was that she's a werewolf.

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>>2446764
can this stupid gook please wear the blue eyed contacts while fake fighting so I can suspend my disbelief and pretend she is from the future and not some smelly flabby chink?

>>2448455
You couldnt be further from the truth dumbfuck

Chinks can only get over by hitting for real
That isnt wrestling. They should fuck off to MMGay or stay in china

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>>2448463
This reads like an uneducated youtube comment from POO IN LOO.

>>2448234
No you didn't. You don't have to lie to have friends.

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>>2448152
this. heel turn = more tits. every damn time

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Last year I made this

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>>2448152
I couldn't stop staring at them desu.

>>2448442
I love how you don't even try to pretend you actually watched the match. Sad!

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>>2448474

>>2448470
>that put together english

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>>2448480

>>2446764
that match had HNNNNG all over it

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>>2448475
and now this year I give /asp/ this

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Asuka's thicc Osaka accent and broken english is cute as hell, especially her working as a cocky heel now. I hope they make her talk more.

>>2448509
what is an Osaka accent?

>>2448517
I don't know, I heard Nakamura talk about Asuka's Osaka accent on the Jericho podcast, and I thought I'd drop it in that post to make me sound like I knew what I was talking about. Osaka is the city she's from.

>>2448509
>asuka talking
if they want to bury her that'll work

>>2448520
so Japs can't talk to each other on their own island?

>>2448526
Nakamura was talking about how the Japanese can be different based on what part of the country they're from, and even he has trouble understanding Asuka because she's from Osaka.

>>2448244
The match was also smooth as fuck, like, one of the smoothest WWE matches I've seen in a while. It still looked like a wrestling contest and like they were hurting each other but everything looked so crisp and clean.

Emma vs Asuka was already way better than all the horsewomen matches anyway.

>>2448520
>>2448526
>>2448534

Osaka is delinquent central. Lots of rolling rs. It has way more slang to it, like how southerners say shit that northerns wouldn't be able to understand. Like, if a southerner goes up to someone in NY and then talks to them about muddin' or some shit and they'll look at him like he's retarded.

>>2448540
Kek its the emmutt vs asorca guy again

Post immediately discarded

>>2448569
>everyone i disagree with is the same guy
Autism

>>2448569
>Post immediately discarded
Aka I'm too retarded to counter the post

>>2448588
Exactly the same posting style and descriptions. Its him

>>2448598
Aka what is the point of trying to change a retards opinion

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>>2448483

>>2448549
And he would be. Muddin is the jannetty of white trash """""Sports Entertainment""""". Real men go coal rollin since it has a high entry cost and keeps the white trash welfare kings out.

>>2446764
Am I a degenerate for wanting to cream her?

>>2448437
>or Asuka was being stiff as hell
When is she not?

>>2448482
>not knowing the POO IN LOO meme
He's talking about Indian supermarks.

>>2449044
Pajeet is more used to commenting on Alexa's Instagram pics.

>>2448517
Think of a gangster with a Southern twang. That's roughly how Kansai speech compares to regular Japanese.

It's not so much the accent itself, but also the way she talks, like the rolling Rs, and ending sentences with "kora". It's yakuza talk, rough talk, tough guy talk. It suits heeling well.

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>>2446764

>Tfw she's heel now

Aww, I liked her as a force o' nature that transcended heel/face. You can't ask me to hate that crazy 'I'll rape your children' smile she does even if it is pretty heelish.

>>2449102
>has no choice but to cheer on the heel
Welcome to smarkdom, son.

>>2449110
>not cheering for whoever you like regardless of alignment
Welcome to sheepdom, son.

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>>2449102
>>2449102
I was listening to this week's Bryan & Vinny NXT review and Bryan was talking about the squash match with Asuka a week ago and her heel turn. He said something about the turn not working because Asuka is "so fucking awesome" and what planet is WWE on where they think we're going to boo Asuka for destroying a jobber.

Around 35 minutes in:
http://kiwi6.com/file/miu1kjiov3

>>2449159
>listening to Alvarez

>>2449239
What's wrong with Bryan Alverez? He's got a great perspective on wrestling and is quite entertaining to listen to.

>>2448474
Dayum

>>2449239
He's pretty rude to his grandma.

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>>2446764
BASED

>>2449401
It's a work.

But you can't "heel" my heart

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>>2448549
man every American and Englishman can understand a Southerner

>>2448549
>if a southerner goes up to someone in NY and then talks to them about muddin'
The city maybe
but we go muddin' up in upstate all the time anyway its not that hard to understand other dialects in america but understanding say a cajun accent now thats hard

>>2449081
Kana looks so uncomfortable in her gravure videos. Maybe the Yakuza made her do it and threatened her if she didn't.

diamonds

>>2449810
You ever watch a gravure video before? That's how they usually look. It's the whole appeal for them to look uncomfortable and vulnerable. Japanese guys like that. It's different in western porn where we like our women to look like horny sluts.

If you would've told me two years ago a match between Athena and Kana would've been this disappointing I would've called you a faggot

>>2449925
Not really, but Mio Shirai looks like she's enjoying it more than Kana.

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>>2449930
Who else wouldn't enjoy getting to massage Kana's butt?

>>2449159
jobber shit pisses me off.

boo a bad guy for destroying someone who clearly doesn't deserve to even step in the ring.

like a face would roll over for them?

jobbers are shit viewing

>>2449942
i'd tap

>>2448474
want to suck

>>2449102
They need to have her heel so people can bet behind Ember who is a traditional babyface. Heel Asuka can be really fun as long as she doesn't become a cowardly weakling

>>2449928
They're saving the good stuff for Brooklyn

>>2446764
Eva Marie eliminated her in a battle royal, she isn't undefeated

>>2449965
If you tapped, the ref would have to break the hold. Nobody wants that.

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>>2448118
>having to cheat to win

What the fuck is this board even turning into.
Do you literally not understand what a fucking heel is?
What the job of a heel is?

Who the FUCK are these people?
Where the FUCK are people that actually like and watch wrestling?

>>2446764
>>2450583
Get shit on, OP.

>>2450620
The job of a heel is to be weak and pathetic compared to babyfaces

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>>2446764

No more is more of a MARK for Asuka then Ember Moon herself.

She said in interviews that she is a super weeb, loves anime and manga and Asuka is more or less her weeb dream of a "Japanese friend".

Ember Moon is a fucking tool. This ain't a black thing, this ain't a green wrestler thing, this is a weeaboo thing.

>>2451304
Hard to get behind Ember Moon when ever photo and video of her from her social media is her sucking up to or beta orbiting Asuka

>>2451304
>>2451476
>reee stop being friends with someone you like

>>2450996
traditionally but that's changing

>>2451539
Not while Vince lives. Heels are weaker than ever on RAM

someone start posting her 'softcore' pics... I .... need them.