Goodbye Brad's cum belt edition
>That X Division belt
Asuka is dangerously close to having back tits.
Who cums all over the new belt tonight?
Currently
>29 out of 146 remain
RIP superior belt
Lads I had to pause to get tendies so I'm about 4 mins behind so don't spoil please
>>2446618
kek
Why does Ember's face always look like she's sniffing Diva Farts?
Nice TNA belt ya got there NXT
Why is Ember's eye socket so silver?
>>2446603
Just got home. Can I get a quick rundown on what I missed?
>These two chubbies wrestling
Did the performance center cut their budget and sell off all their treadmills?
>>2446631
Full of semen
>>2446603
That wasn't the cum belt, Only Paige and Charlotte had the cum belt
>>2446623
STILL IN CLEAN SWEEP INCOMING
>>2446626
rest in peace cum belt
>>2446636
Have sex
>>2446623
Uhhh Sanity won lad
>>2446603
>An OP I don't have to hide
nice
>>2446630
So will the Mens belt just be a bigger version of that?
>>2446623
Reminder...
>>2446635
why do you take your trip off to reply stevie
I'm going to miss that cum belt.
>>2446636
>being into twig bitches
hit the gym and have sex please
>>2446643
uhh, i don't think so, kid.
at best it should be thrown out.
but that's not for me to decide. 2cold up there has it under control, buddy.
>>2446621
Authors of Pain
who came on the belt?
>>2446634
No Way Jose was attacked in Axxess, so he was replaed by Ohno. Sanity won.
Almas jobbed to Black as expected.
Tag Team Championship was a 5 Star Match. AoP retained.
o fug
If Asuka moves up, this division is going to suck.
If this nigga says something about cardio one more damn time
>>2446652
>not exclusively dating cardio bunnies
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
What the fuck am I watching here
>>2446636
Have sex
Fuck, I cringed because I thought she was going to miss for a second
>>2446648
>>2446658
TY Buddy
>>2446665
A 5 star match
If Asuka moves up, this division is going to suck.
>>2446657
Lord Ruffles
So some cardio fatfags
completely forgot this was on. was it good so far
>>2446665
An autistic 45 year old gook stiffing a black
>>2446660
it already sucks
is this the heavyweight womens championship match
>>2446621
Big Dick Tom
Holy shit this is cringey
>>2446636
Please have sex
>>2446666
Quads confirm
beta roody poo faggot BTFO
>>2446674
Tag match before this was top shelf
Odds on Black Rufio winning?
>>2446657
Brad Maddox, nice coming out of that rock youve been living under
>>2446660
Fuck off.
>This isn't them just schlicking in the middle of the ring
>>2446684
ruuuuu feeeee ohhhhh
>Nutted over nxmeme
Do I get a contract now cucks?
>>2446677
Yeah, you're kinda right, Kay and Royce are no good.
>>2446685
>taking that bait
lift weights
>>2446691
Fucking kill yourself already
>>2446674
8-man was alright. Black/Almas was okay I guess. Tag match is MOTY so far. It was incredible.
>>2446660
Meltz said she ain't leaving for a while. Probably until after Summerslam
>>2446691
fuck off
Wow this match is snug
Aussie shitposters run in?
Nice way to kill the hype from that tag match with this shitfest
>New belt has a giant X on it for Xavier.
They can't keep doing this.
womens wrestling was a mistake
>>2446691
shut the fuck up
>>2446695
Yeah, they're advertising her on future dates. Gives me hope for Asuka win tonight.
>this match
C R I N G E
Why was Asuka more damaged from that hold than Ember??
>>2446703
fuck the shut up
>>2446691
if this was kay vs royce vs mandy rose infinite dimes would be drawn
>>2446705
Fuck off.
>>2446695
>Le Meltz
Why would Ember change her look for this match? I was diggin the vampire eyes.
The blue eyes just kinda exaggerates her ugly face.
Are these chicks fighting for real?
this match fucking sucks
>Asuka getting a face full of ass
MUH dick
kek I'll need a pic of that face in the ass spot
god ember moon is so thick
fuck I WANNA BURY MY FACE AND LICK HER ASSHOLE, IVE LITERALLY NEVER SAID THIS ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN BEFORE
BRING BACK DIVAS
Why does ember moon scream every 5 seconds?
>>2446711
Where is Mandy Rose and MMA girl?
This gook bitch is terrible
Yo this is stiff as fuck.
Lol they look so tired. It's kind of adorable
Is Asuka no-selling part of her gimmick?
lol these chicks blown up
>>2446713
Shit on people worshiping his ratings but he has legit insider info. Vince probably gives it to him himself.
>>2446725
shut the fuck up
>>2446685
>living under a rock
It's called having a life that doesn't revolve around crappy wrestling gossip
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
>>2446714
She's not a vampire.
She never was a vampire.
Your spinal cord must not touch your brain.
Anyone who thinks Ember Moon is cosplaying a vampire needs special classes in school.
>>2446713
Big Money Meltz is never wrong.
>>2446722
So who were the men you've said that about?
Kek this old bitch is staying in developmental
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Asuka should retire this is truly an embarrassment to the business
ASUKA GOAT
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>2446727
Right? Snug as fuck
>>2446715
No, they are wrestling,
HATERS BLOWN OUT
Gooks >>>>>>>>>>>>> Niggers
HEEL
HEEL TACTICS
>15 eliminated
>14 out of 146 remain
HHH is keeping Gookska's streak going until she gets boo'd.
>Disregard officials, receive fresh belts
>>2446729
Yeah, she hulks up on the reg
Womens wrestling was a mistake.
>Asuka head bobbing to the beat
CUTE
>>2446735
don't get worked into a shoot brother
IM HYPE BROS TAKE A SHOT FOR ME
FUCK ASUKA'S TITS ARE SO CLOSE TO POPPING OUT
GOAT
O
A
T
>Reminder
:)
ASUKA A GODDESS
CARTER BTFO
>Heel turn
what the fuck was that ending?
Ref's confused face rather than a DQ.
still would fuck Asuka though
THANK YOU BASED ASUKA
What's left?
>>2446750
Fat as fuck
So what was the point of this storyline if she retained? To go into Mania undefeated for the Smack title?
Noooo, Flabsuka beat Black Rufio!
HEEL TURN YES
well shit, this means NakaMEME is gonna win and won't be on the main roster anytime soon.
Probably wants his english more polished.
>this finish
>>2446735
Oh sorry, ill just call her a nigger like everyone else, silly me anon <3
That match was good. This whole show has rocked.
>>2446749
STILL IN LADS WOOOOOO
what a shitty match
BASED SHOVEL JAP
>>2446710
up the shut fuck
> 31 out of 146 remain
22 people are out as we move into the main event.
>>2446724
Cuz shes black
>>2446749
>that one guy who went for Nakameme
>>2446766
Roode/Nagasaki
Nigel McGuinness has been awful tonight.
I wonder if he already knows he's fired.
Yeah how is that not a DQ?
Either way she'd still keep the belt but that was stupid
>introduce 3 new belt designs
>all champs retain anyway
>tfw no THICC asian gf
> new era
SHOULDA FINNA BEEN A DQ
STILL THE EMPRESS
SEND FOR THE MAN
Asuka's boobs just hanging out there.
>>2446780
Stop posting fake lists, cuckcake.
It's getting pretty old, if I can be frank with you.
>>2446774
Agreed.
Other two champs have retained. Nakamura confirmed retaining?
Based Oscar
>>2446749
>If Bobby wins, a bunch of people get the sweep
>If Shinsuke wins, only one person gets the sweep
Holy shit lads
MY CLEAN SWEEP INC
BOW DOWN TO YOUR 2 TIME CHAMP
>>2446770
She's been heel for a year except vs the aussie cunts
>another retention
Nakamura going over confirmed?
>>2446787
>OUTRAW WRESTLING
CRINGE
>>2446780
oh wait he's out already.
So if Nakameme wins everyone gets btfo
>>2446735
I feel like Ember Moon has to commit to a gimmick. Like a witch doctor or something. Right now she's like an emo Naomi.
>>2446787
What do you believe one thing has to do with the other?
>>2446792
i hope she will let me be the first to cum on the new belt
Is this the Anti-Mania. All the heels win and no story lines get resolved.
>Asuka bobbing her head and singing along to her theme
GOD BLESS BASED SHOVEL JAP QUEEN
She's just keeping it warm for the next champion
>you will never playfully grab asukas chubby belly
>>2446785
>But muh streak
It's just to keep that meme alive
>>2446796
You mean Roode right?
>>2446768
The point was she cheated to win and never took the Eclipse. It sets up a rematch with full heel Asuka.
>>2446749
the stakes have never been higher.
i kind of want nakamura to win just so that one guy gets the sweep, the madman.
>Final Fantasy commercial
Really tells you a lot about NXT's core audience doesn't it
ABSED DREW
>>2446798
fake one famm
>>2446780
>If Nakamura wins, we're all btfo
DREW!!!! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
>DREW MCINTYRE
OH FUCK
>BASED CHOSEN ONE IS BACK
/asp/ be like"
>oh god, another wrestling match, this show is garbage.
OH SHIIIIIT
WHAT THE FUCK?
DREW?? HOLY SHIT WHY?
DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED DREW
>>2446771
He can do a Kevin Owens and debut with the title. Since he can't speak english too well, the title will kind of communicate how big of a deal he is to the casual audience.
3-MAN BAND IS BACK, BABAAAAY!
BASED DREW HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
DREW HOLY SHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY IS DREW GALLOWAY BACK IN THIS SHIT COMPANY? HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN TNA
>Drew
WTF
>more TNA wrestlers
>drew
>using an old pic without his fucked up eye
ha
Guys is that... Seth Rogen?
BASED MCINTYRE FINALLY GOT A CLUE
>Drew in the audience
IS JOHN MORRISON NEXT?
BASED VICTIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DREW MAC
>>2446809
Is that Kairi or Io?
>Drew
Wew
I'm marking out.
>>2446804
Your understanding of emo is extremely inaccurate, and saying she's just another Naomi is horrifyingly racist.
Oh boy, more TNA wash-ups.
THE CHOSEN ONE IS BACK
>>2446818
WWE's always advertised for FF. FFX sponsored the 2001 Rumble iirc
>the chosen one is back
Thank you based Vince
>>2446846
Watch him interfere and help Roode win, starting a new alliance
>>2446848
Isn't Morrison still signed with LU
>>2446846
weren't they sitting behind edge and beth?
>drew's base theme might come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM
>>2446846
the state of your stream lad
just 9.99 cmon son
MacIntyre you were freeeeeeeeeeee
WHAT IS DREW MCINTYRE DOING IN THE NXT ZONE, MIKE YOU SELFISH PRICK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM
>mid card hero
Lol who gives a shit?
Nakamura could lead to a sweep
Holy shit yes.
>Drew got good
>Slator is now over
>Hard Body Mahal
3MB is back baby
Bobby shouldn't have to waste his time doing matches with this talentless chink
>>2446863
Where my /GLORIOUS/ lads
Draw McIntyre
>>2446846
>nakameme shirt
>stone cold vest
This, my friends, is the true definition of a rational stoner.
>>2446869
I'll miss his TNA theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K49oNj7Zo0
>>2446861
This is correct. I'll never forget Tazz at ringside talking about Yuna on Smackdown.
Nakameme really needs to learn English
>>2446868
They cycle all the wrestlers in and out of that seat. They only sit there for a few minutes to get the shot.
What is this song?
>>2446780
Fake news. Sad!
>>2446865
not everyone who was on LU was signed, i think they only offered the 7 year contract to Prince Puma and he said fuck that and left
Is Nakamura natty
>>2446868
Yeah, they shuffle people around to certain spots. I saw it at NXT Dallas.
based bobby working the gooks
is he autistic?
>>2446733
>>2446792
Her thighs are so fucking yum
OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHo HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHo OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhoh
>>2446893
Natamura
>>2446848
He's too busy making really good movies.
Nakameme working the epileptics with his entrance
Here we go, all cleaned up. I think Benji might have this, we've had no title changes tonight.
BASED SHINSKI
>>2446896
Hi, Stevie.
Why don't you just fuck off already?
Clearly no one here likes you.
>>2446733
>>2446896
yeh yeh I just filtered his fake name
>>2446885
This, he may be excellent in the ring, but his promos are awful
C R I N G E
king of the cringe style
these same fans at every fucking show
I don't why why, but it makes me cringe so fucking hard
>>2446904
WHO TEAM /GLORY/ HERE
Holy shit look at these fucking marks sitting in the front
>>2446904
>thinking Shinsuke will win
>>2446907
did not read
>guy wearing The Squared Circle shirt
>>2446904
Fake news. Sad!
>>2446915
Me!
>the autist got his hand crushed
Based Nakamura working the anti smarks into a frenzy
>>2446916
Man I need to watch that Jericho return again.
YEAH BAYBAY
C'MON BAYBAY YEAH
>>2446904
nakameme is a smackLAD you'll see on tuesday ya pinhead
>Suckamura
>8 minutes left
Bob Beeroo is gonna squash him
GLORIOUS
Did nakameme got fatter?
>flailing limbs around
>charazmuh
>>2446923
Is there anything smarkier than being anti smark?
G L O R I O U S
L
O
R
I
O
U
S
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
>>2446904
stop posting your fake shit already.
it's getting really old.
>>2446907
Good post, that guy is a faggot but this could apply to 95% of the people here since nobody knows jack shit about Wrestling outside of WWE here
OH MY FUCKING GOD BOBBY THIS IS TOO MUCH
The fucking caliphate of the smarks in the front row
G L O R I O U S
cringe
>>2446927
fucking idiot
OBSOLETE
So glorious he needs 2 gook pianists
>>2446932
Nope it is top level.
HARDYS BTFO
>>2446930
I noticed that too. His belly definitely sticks out more.
nakaboring
G L O R I O U S
>either 5 minutes or 20 minutes left
Is this going to be a ruse?
BAH GAWD WHAT'S REBECCA HARDY DOING IN THE NXT ZONE?!
>>2446927
I dont think there is really time constraints on the network famm
WHO /GLORIOUS/ HERE?
>>2446904
fucking idiot
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
why are nxt entrances so fucking cringe?
I'M MARKING OUT LADS
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>2446963
smarks
>>2446930
>Go to America
>Get fat
Can't make this shit up.
Is Bobby's gimmick literally God?
NXT has officially gone down the shitter
Should have already been wearing the new belt to reveal it as they are rotating him
CRINGEOUS
>>2446721
>>2446963
Do you even like wrestling? Because you certainly don't seem to fucking understand it.
This is how a real man makes an entrance.
GLORIOUS
>>2446904
Cringe.
>>2446930
Doesn't he work like 3 matches a month tops? There's no excuse for him to not be jacked.
>>2446927
35 mins left. According to the network.
>>2446969
I like your thinking but they can't give it to him until he's actually won it though
>>2446963
>entrances
how about the crowd, gimmicks etc
poor guy
>>2446976
he's not silas young
>>2446979
He is notoriously lazy. He's said so himself several times.
What would be the lyrics to Bobby's theme song if the lyrics were about not drawing dimes?
>>2446927
>every time
the shots of the guys in the crowd singing rudes theme are making me want to bash my skull in for being a wrestling "fan"
>THAT BETA GINGER FUCK SINGING
>that ginger guy in the crowd
All those fucking numales in the crowd make me cringe
HISTORY DEFINING ENTRANCES FOR EVERY GODDAMN MATCH
NXT GODDAMNNIT
CRINGEOUS
NO I DON'T DRAW DIMES
NO I DON'T DRAW DIMES
> YFW the new title has this shape with NXT on it
>New Generation of Wrestlers
>Both men are nearly 40
>>2446987
Hes the japanese randy orton
>>2446963
Showmanship is integral to wrestling, you can't have a true 5 star match without it.
>>2446987
DIMES
I WILL NOT DRAW, I WILL NOT DRAW
>>2446998
Haitch the fucking madman.
>>2446986
Ain't no point working hard when you just work smart.
>>2446998
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT EARLIER
>>2446987
Impossible to conceive desu senpai
>>2446987
TOYS R US
NO I DONT DRAW DIMES NO I DONT DRAW DIMES
SO I WORK AT TOYS R US
LIKE SHANE DOUGLAS MY FRIEND ITS RETAIL TIL END
TOYS R US
>>2446987
NOOOOOOOOO DIMES
NO I DON'T DRAW DIMES
I DON'T DRAW DIMES
who is this manlet doing the terrible rick flair impression?
>>2446998
Kill yourself already.
>>2446998
it'll probably look similar to the womens title
>muh equality
>Flabsuke Crapamura
Does /GLORIOUS/ have merch?
new belt is exactly like the women's? still cool, but really? Same exact look?
TNA BTFO
>>2446998
Close enough.
>>2446904
>SEETHING
>>2447009
cringe
>Literally the same fucking belt
>>2447001
yeah mick foley and triple gay is such a showman, thats why they have a 5 star match
>>2447009
SEETHING
>>2447014
Fuck you for being right
>the delapidated bum shack of nakamuras physique
>shots of fat neckbeards with "king of strongstyle" shirts on singing the "glorious" theme
fucking kill yourselves
I fucking hate that they're making the belts look the same, where's the creativity?
>inb4 worked
>>2447050
The Tag Titles didn't look that bad.
>both these guys
>>2447009
finna cringe
>>2446996
Ryback is looking awful these days.
>>2447066
DON'T DISAGREE WITH ME
Actually yeah they look good
lol