Would have literally printed money.
>>2443225
THE DIME MACHINE
>>2443225
I've been saying for years he should drop the conspiracy crap and be a wrestling manager. He has assloads of charisma.
Nah he looks like some CAW
Wrestling Observer's Feud of the Year
Chris Pratt. He has Cena's looks and charisma plus perfect height for a wrestler.
GOAT
Alex Jones
>>2443340 Oh fuck, everybody posted Alex, so how about Billy Mays?
>Jones/Steiner/Bully Ray stable
Book it
Rob Gronkowski and Clay Matthews
That Dwayne guy from the Fast & Furious movies
>>2443331
this
Jackie Chan. Drunken Master era, of course. He would have been great in the ring and entertaining as a character.
>>2444165
Nakamura seems like a discount Jackie Chan
>>2444214
Nakamura is taller and not nearly as acrobatic or agile in comparison to Jackie. Jackie Chan is one of the highest earning actors in the world. Jackie Chan as a celebrity draw dwarfs anyone coming out of Japan.
i thought trent reznor used to wrestle for some reason
Would have been GOAT cocky British corporate heel.
Built like a brick shithouse as well.