UNDERCARDER BTFO

>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is

You sure have mental problems get a life troll taker is one of the best of all time have some respect.

People are pathetic go to an asylum

>>2428556
>>2428557
Finally...Based Big Dog will end his shitty career

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>>2428607

>>2428607
>>2428608
GOAT

>>2428570
>>2428576
what are you meant to be?

>>2428608
HAPPENING STATUS: IT'S

>>2428556
Kys you edgelord fuck

>>2428745
Work on that gut, Mark

>>2428556
Is all of this true?

>>2428607
Can't wait

>>2428782
Yes, every single line

>>2428782
Yes. Undercarder is the second worst main eventer of all time behind Goldturd.

This idiot actually believe all of the garbage he wrote you need help

>>2428556
Based Original Big Dog living in ya head rent free fatass, kek

BOGBDWTOS

>>2428936

>I wish I was Paige in all the videos


No yard tards btfo

Leave my Undertaker alone!!! You monaters!!!!!

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>>2428556
>Always the guy
>Always drew big time
>Always had great matches
>Always cut memorable promos
>Always put people over
>Had the balls to stay in WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Elevated King of the Ring so high in 2002, it was immediately retired for knowledge that it would never be that good again
>Was so big a deal on his own that he didn't need to constantly clog up the main title scene
>Tied for best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Best member of The Ministry
>Best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" utterly BTFO The Kliq an achieved everything, including gracing us with Savio Vega
>His biker gimmick was GOAT
>His MMA gimmick was GOAT
>Correctly referred to as "The Best Pure striker In The WWE"
>GOAT taste in Whiskey
>Luxurious head of hair
>Handsome tattoo of a random woman's name with no real signifigance to anything in particular
>Succeeded at life so amazingly with his first marriage that he decided to do it again.
>Held the greatest streak in the history of the wrestling industry
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one amazing middle manager who is so indispensible, he stays at the same job for 25 years earning the respect of all his colleagues, like that one guy from The Office.
>Drew so well with his 1997 title run that Bret Hart took the belt off him
>Spent the latter part of his career elevating young talent just by stepping in the ring with them
>The biggest impact he had on the business was being the GOAT in literally all aspects.

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>>2428556
The Undertaker has buried more young talent than Triple H, and never drawn a dime. PPVs with him headlining have performed catastrophically – he's a confirmed anti-draw.
He only stayed on top due to excessive politicking; in recent years, Undertaker has thrown his backstage weight around to assure he goes over active talent nearly half his age (Bray), purely to keep his waning reputation.
The Undertaker has always been average in-ring, and sub-average on the mic, only able to be carried by truly god-tier workers (HBK, Bret, Foley in his prime, Batista).
The Undertaker is the greatest myth spun by the WWE. Anyone who buys into him as anything more than a lap-dog Vince fellates due to his brand-loyalty, who has been handed fame, success, and status, thanks to his unflinching dedication to the WWE, is a mark.

>>2428556
Make one about Asgooka pls

>>2428556
This man is a national fucking treasure when has he ever not been good. He knows how to be one hell of a heel as well as a face he's literally a better version of Shawn Micheals. How many times has he reinvented his image to adapt to the crowd. How many guys in the business can manage to do what he has done as far as work ethic and he has no problem putting people over either. I hope they send him off with one last championship run

>>2430803
i'll get on it