Undertaker - Just Kill Me Update

How many painkillers will he take?

>>2417728
I just want Mark Callawaytooold to fuck off for good

>>2417728
stop getting worked

>>2417728
>could've passed his torch to Wyatt
>could've passed his spoopy to Wyatt

Fuck Taker

>>2417728
>Why is Vince so insistent on punishing Taker?
Because they haven't built any other casual draws. Because heir booking sucks.

>>2417728
At least he's back to the long hair, but I give him another two years before he's down to the Heyman skullet.

>>2417749
baka poor taker he doesnt deserve this.

should have retired once the streak was ended.

>We never got to see The Phenom vs The Phenomenal One in their primes

What a shitty timeline.

>>2417765
>We could've had Cena/Taker or AJ/Taker for taker's retirement match this year

Get me out of this shitty timeline

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Post yfw The Gobbledy Gooker makes a run in costing Taker the match and ending their careers on the same day.

>>2417746
>Taker beats his successor
>Taker beats the boss son
>Taker loses to BBD
>BBD gets to beat Taker, Taker's successor and the boss son all in one match
Taker planned this all along. Based Carder paving the way for BBD

>tfw Vince owns a phylactery with Undertaker's soul in it

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These reports have been posted for like 10 years now.

>>2417839
Well, he's not getting any younger.

When was the last time he used 'The Last Ride' on anyone?

>>2417803
Lol watch Roman beat him with a tombstone.

Doesn't matter, he'll make sure to at least put on a decent enough match simply because he can't stand breaking kayfabe in ring.
After the match is over, he'll either lay there for a while or slowly make his way out and get checked up.

>>2417820
Didn't Razor or whoever melt that down?

>>2417844
WM32 dumbass

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>Reports in 1999 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2000 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2004 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2009 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2014 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2016 omg he is fucked up going to retire
>Reports in 2017 omg he is fucked up going to retire

Never ever faggot, he is in till the end.

>>2418156
that image is so unsettling

>>2417839
They're accurate reports. Why do you think he wrestles only once a year? It's cause his body is too fucked up yo do any more.

ok hes old and beaten up, cant fix that

but why is he a fat fuck? no excuse for the beer belly

Did you see him chokeslam Braun?

His facial expression was one that his entire body broke at that moment

Reigns can possibly kill him with 1 Superman lunch and not because he's so strong it's because taker can't take bumps anymore

>>2418631
>why is a broken-down old man fat

>>2418631
He's apparently in so much pain that it stops him from working out properly. Seriously, that was an actual dirt sheet report.

>>2418649
Just get him doing the DDP yoga meme.

Might be awkward when DDP shows up at Taker's ranch again tho.

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>>2417728
>yfw it turns into Rollins vs Sting part 2

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>>2418679
Vince has to be conscienciously tanking his own shit

>>2418707
He isn't. Vince has shit taste.

Reminder that he thought ECW December to Dismember was "an excellent show with an excellent finish".

>>2418724
>He doesn't realize Vince brought back ECW just to kill it again

>>2418738
But then why did he put on what he thought was an excellent show with an excellent finish?

>>2418745
Because that's not what he actually thinks, anon.

>>2418754
You don't even know the story I'm referring to, do you?

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>>2418758
You mean the ECW PPV set miles and miles away from Philly, had only two matches announced on the card, where Sabu got replaced with Bob Holly in the main event and it ends with the most Extreme pairing of Big Show and Bobby Lashley facing off? Yeah, I'm sure Vince really thought that was his masterpiece.

>>2418779
>listing shit things
>disproving Vince having shit taste

Good job there dummy Trump poster.

>>2417742
THIS

Taker going over Roman at WM because Vince wants all smark minds to explode when they can't decide if they'd prefer to whine about Roman winning again or an old guy going over younger talent.

>>2418784
When did I say Vince has shit taste? I'm saying Vince is not above intentionally destroying his own product to make a point. Back then it was to squash the whole ECW nostalgia thing that picked up with the Rise and Fall DVD and cashed in on with the One Night Stand PPV. Now, he's trying to prove Roman is a star by pairing him up against Taker, despite Taker not being in any condition to even be near a ring, and he's willing to have him be hurt to make Roman the top guy.

>>2417728
>Why is Vince so insistent on punishing Taker?
Same reason why he's pu [ni] shing Roman. He's invested a lot of time and money in these literal no-drawers and he's determined to make them draw even if he has to force them to work all their life.

>NOT RETIRING ON MANIA 34, THE PLACE WHERE THE STREAK DIED

>>2418679
still no idea why he had to give sting 2 buckle bombs never mind 1 was so fucking dumb, i hope Rollins gets injured again he deserves it

DDP would have fixed him years ago if they asked him.


Mark probably too cocky to ask for help.

>>2419027
Revamped Undertaker for WM 34 confirmed

>>2418957
That's Rollins MO since the Shield broke up though
>Injures someone
>Gets injured, out for months
>Comes back
>Injures someone
>Gets injured, out for months
Repeat.

Fucker should be booted

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>MFW THE BIG DAWG IS GONNA TURN HEEL BY TURNING THE UNDERTAKER INTO AN ACTUAL DEADMAN

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>>2418643
>Reigns can possibly kill him with 1 Superman lunch
>1 Superman lunch

>>2419182
Wtf country is this from

>>2418724
>December to Dismember
What is the problem with this PPV?

I enjoyed the Elimination chamber.

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>Undertaker vs Sting, Painkillers on a Pole

Book it.

>>2419191
Krypton.

>>2417767
The worst part of this is aj could have carried the entire match, and completely worked around taker having to do any actual work.

>>2417846

I would most likely cry

>>2417746
>pass torch to obese cringefest
for what purpose

>>2417760
poor carder, working through some pain to earn millions

>>2419300
The final disrespect this company will push upon Taker

my rational stoner side thinks that Kane will interfere and choke slam Reigns.

>Vince is so senile he now believes Taker is an actual walking deadman
>"No Vince, please, it hurts to walk"
>"Wooooo Brains!!! Am I right my nigger"??

>>2418707
>>2418724
RECORD
REVENUE

>>2419200
massive fight with paul haymen trying to get punk to become a star causing sabu and haymen to quit before the showw

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>>2419531

heh

>>2419508
Is this a meme now? I was here arguing with that retard that day.

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>>2419531

>>2417746
>Roman, you were the real phenom all along
>yfw

>We never got Cena vs Taker

Does Vince not like dimes?

>>2421007
Whose the retard now you unprofitable faggot?

CHAD2BADD

Taker's retirement will be the official end of kayfabe.

They wouldn't even let him break character for Paul Bearer's HoF induction. He had to come out in his stupid costume and point and not say anything meaningful or serious.

>Undertaker is so broken down and old that Reigns ends up accidentally killing him in the middle of the ring
>Reigns gets stuck with the stigma of being the guy who killed the Undertaker
>Never gets cheered ever again, not even by pre-teen marks

melzer said taker retired after last years WM, vince is bring him out of retirement just to push roman, vince is such a joke

>>2421851
So, not much different from now then.

>>2421754
Kayfabe ended in the 90's, maybe even before that you fucking turbo mark.

>>2418643
>His facial expression was one that his entire body broke at that moment

holy shit man, first day watching wrasslin?? he was fucking selling giving his back to rr... jesus fucking christ, last day on /asp/, so long cunts.

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>>2419191
Singapore