Tell me about Michael P.S. Hayes

BADSTREET, ATLANTA GA

Old school wrestlers all had em. It's where they kept all their roids.

>>2416399
Is that Doc Hendrix?

>>2416406
Well... he's clearly not roiding these days.

>>2416404
BADDEST STREET IN THE WHOLE USA

its where he keeps his racism

>>2416410
He's just bulking

>>2416410
Traded em in for hostess snacks I guess. That's honestly what they used em for back in the day. They kept their roids close so nobody could rob em or find out about it.

>>2416418
Cultivating mass.

>>2416419
That's actually a good strategy. Nobody is going to steal a fanny pack.

>>2416428
Yeah all the old wrestlers roided and did drugs so they kept em close so they didn't get robbed by the other guys. Old picture of wrestler with fanny pack=on steroids and drugs. Bad lifestyle choice but all the old wrestlers were cool as shit compared to the nerds today.

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>>2416453
Steroids guaranteed.

>>2416453
GOAT picture forever ruined

Roids for nash and probably everything under the sun for hall. You have to take into account that roids were encouraged until vince's trial and even after that they only pretended to care which is why bret got his push.

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I don't even want to think about what Mick keeps in his.

>>2416477
Probably all the meds he has to take to stay alive from all the massive head trauma. And socko we can't forget about socko.

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Scott Norton with the GOAT early 90s look.

>>2416399
Gotta hide the gimmicks somewhere.

>>2416511
Damn big pimpin with the zuba fanny. Based as fuck.

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Haitch rockin the fanny pack & pager combo.

>>2416531
Waiting on a page from the roidman

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HBK with acid-wash jorts.

>>2416511
BASED GAIJIN

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>>2416541
is that vince russo with the recorder?

>>2416541
>Diesel wrangler shirt
>not wearing jeans

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>GOAT heel working the Von Erichettys into a shoot

Vince needs to get the boys back on fanny packs. I think I speak for everyone when I say it's just what the business needs.

>>2416574
That's a fucking killer fanny pack bro.

>>2416573
i agree. we need more heart attacks and those awesome special episodes.

>>2416580
It makes for an exciting product if you don't know if your favorite will make it to the next show alive.

>>2416574
>Wearing an underwear brand shirt

No wonder he fucking snapped

>>2416574
Based malenko with the cutoff button up and jorts

>>2416462
Hall looks so angry/fucked up on something

>>2416597
He's soma'd out of his fucking mind

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The only picture of /ourguy/ with a fanny pack that I could find.

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TIL that if someone wrestled in the 90s, there's a picture of them on the internet with a fanny pack. NO EXCEPTIONS

>>2416399
he's always kept it for lube rubbers etc when him and jimmy and gordy and buddy jack would ganbang the ring rats

>>2416416

hello /reddit/

>>2416419
It wasn't roids you fucking retard it was where they kept their pain pills.
Why the fuck would they travel with their roids on hand? They only need them before working out

>>2416462
Is xpac wearing an xpac shirt?

>>2416453
This just blew my fucking mind.

You know who else had a fanny pack? This fucker is my high school back in the 90s who roided to the moon our senior year and literally looked like a ninja turtle.

>>2417025
I am glad I am not retarded

>>2417550
You should've stolen his fanny pack. You could have been Chad.

>>2417566
You are actually correct he was fucking the hottest chick a school.

Saw a pic of him on FB recently and he is till huge but you can see the roids are catching up. He looked ten years older than he should and his skin was gross.

>>2417025
Don't they work out on the road?

>>2416555
Kys weeb

>>2417575
The roider from my high school days killed himself a year ago. That shit makes you crazy if you do it long enough.

>>2417588
I remember being so jealous of how he was getting pussy and so buff and good at sports.

Two decades later and I am all...'enjoy your tiny dick and short life'

The chick he was fucking in HS did porn and I she showed up at a party I had a few years after school. She had some pimp/crackhead with her. Huge fake tits and some great drugs though. fun times.

>>2416399
Once you go fanny pack, you never go back.

Fanny packs are extremely convenient. In the 90s everyone wore them any time they were going out during the summer.

>>2417007
Doot doot doot I'll take the ass Gordy doot doot doot

>>2417592
Dude I knew was just a legit brain dead meathead. Working out was all he had. Never did great with the ladies which is probably why he roided and eventually killed himself.

>>2417603
Based 90's

>>2417606
Guy I know was already kinda the class stud and had rich parents. He was bred for sports. Nice guy actually.

This fanny pack shit blows my mind. It all makes sense now.

>>2417603
>tfw haven't had an occasion to wear a fanny pack in a decade

What a sad feel. Reminds me of a little while back when I was up in the morning when the sun was coming up (a rare occasion for me) and it reminded me of when I was a kid and we would be getting ready to head out to a theme park like King's Island and my Mom would be rounding up the fanny packs for everyone to wear that day. That morning dew smell is something I don't get much anymore.

>>2417617
I would rather see dudes with fanny parks than these murses the carry these days. You knew there was some shit in the fanny pack but the murses are full of beard shampoo and fucking eyeliner.

>>2417623
Based kings island. It's funny how I never go anymore and it's 15 minutes away

>>2417625
Lol. I bought an old camera case like the case Indiana Jones has if you know what that looks like.

Wore it to work one day and got too many looks to try again.

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>>2417623
Fuck yeah I would always rock a neon green and blue fannypack at themeparks as a kid.

>>2417660
Definitely not a good look bro

>>2417550
Hogan still to this day wears a fanny pack. If you ever watched that Hogan reality show he wore a fanny pack in literally every episode.

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>>2418464

The 90s never ended, brother. -HH

>>2416477

Roofies, assortment of Tori Amos CDs. The Trust Fund Clown's balls.

They kept dimes in the fanny packs.

>>2416406

This. It was an 'in' thing in the 90s at least. They kept their pills there so no one would steal them.

>>2418472
Based HH putting over them Nasty Boys.

>>2416556
Yup. Wrote for the WWF Magazine back in the day

>WWE actually wrote an article about this
http://www.wwe.com/inside/fanny-pack-wrestling-most-important-accessory

>>2418963
Tell me about Frank.Why does he dress like a clown? Where does his family's wealth come from?

>>2416531

Hat guy is a superfan that's at all the Rhode Island and Mass. shows. He has a show on public access TV.

>>2417466
haha what a mark! haha!

>>2419428
What does he look like now? I have a sad obsession of spotting fans in the crowd.

>>2419529
wonder how Vlad is doing these days