A literal theme park just for WWEBABBYS

Is the roller coaster called the Ratings Drop?

>>2416319
wwmeme toddlers will love this

>>2416325
KEK

>>2416319
>drones will defend this PG shit

im kinda a coasterfag but i hate wwe

wat do?

>>2416325
LOL

>>2416325
hahaha

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>A fucking rollercoaster

>>2416325

It would actually be cool if the seats were just roller coasters. And whenever the viewership went up or down the coaster would also go up or down.

BASED

Stamford Chads win again. Just goes to show how loaded the WWE is. I bet this set costs more money than the net worth of any outlaw promotion

How absolutely fucking corny

>>2416319
A part of me admires the marketing, but my rational stoner side wonders how safe is a rollercoaster that gets used for short term shit like fairs. I smile a bad idea.

>>2416350
So I guess during the roman reigns match it would be a stalled coaster than.

>>2416319

STING

WHAT IS STING DOING ON THE LOOP DA LOOP

Orlando is full of theme parks. I get it.

>Wrestlemania play
>Wrestlemania Dallas Cowboys
>Wrestlemania Roller Coaster
whats for New Orleans next year

>>2416368
Katrina

It will be underwater

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>>2416319
>>2416325

The fans need something to do during the Raw matches. Can't have anymore deaths.

>>2416325
no because roller coaster implies there has been an upward trend at some point

WTF now I don't want my boy Bray main eventing a gay roller coaster themed PPV

WRESTLEMANIA HERE WE GO

>>2416347
Based Vince working the smarks. Anime geeks upset because new jap can't even afford a merry go round

GIMME THE GREENLIGHT

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>>2416325
BTFO

>>2416421
Hopefully its a Mr Bones Wild Ride during the Brayy match

THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE. BRAVO VINCE BRAVO

>>2416353
Didn't fifty-something people get injured by the pyro at a Wrestlemania? You couldn't pay me enough to get on a WWE rollercoaster.

>>2416426
BTFO
T
F
O

>rollar coster massively fucks up killing people
>WWE loses sponsors left and right
>WWE gets sued
>WWE goes out of business

best timeline

>>2416417
What is Attitude Era

>>2416353
>DUDE WEED GUYS I SMOKE WEED DO YOU THINK I'M COOL?

>>2416319
I'm having a hard time imagining what they mean. Is the sign roller coaster themed or is the area around the stage and actual roller coaster? Wouldn't they have sold tickets for coaster seats if it is a real coaster?

>>2416440
>roller coaster crashes
>suddenly this hits
https://youtu.be/YMr6JV8FV74?t=19s

>>2416450
They're probably gonna have new day riding it doing goofy coon stuff

>>2416457
OH no. That's exactly it. The coaster is a one time thing that will have the new day come to the ring in. Jesus Christ.

>>2416353
>i smile

>>2416459
I would put my money on that. Probably be ice cream themed too.

>>2416445
You are so original with your DUDE WEED post. Bravo.

>>2416466
And so are you with your desperate need for people to know you smoke weed. I'm guessing you're either literally underage or are in college.

>>2416471
Not even that dude but you're easily being a bigger tool than he was.

>>2416479
Duuuuuuuuuddddeeeeeee just chill out smoke some bud maaaaaaaaan

>>2416353
>rational stoner side

How was this at all relevant to your post, fucking people who smoke weed are insufferable

>>2416482
kek

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side

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>>2416325

>>2416471
I wasnt the guy who you responded to but I see this DUDE WEED sentance everytime someone mention weed. Its boring already.

>>2416459

>the roller coaster crashes
>this theme hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bsw-6nq6ng

>>2416466
>smokes were
>still seethes
What did he mean by this?

>>2416498
Maybe if you faggots didn't fit the stereotype people wouldn't say it.

>>2416445
>>2416484
>>2416489
Obviously you don't smoke because you are unlikeable and don't understand how it makes you think critically. Einstein and Tesla smoked mad weed so go suck your moms dick you faggots.

>>2416464
That was autocorrected from smell. I do smile though.

>>2416504
Seek sunlight.

>>2416498
Stoner working himself into a shoot.

>>2416508
>He smokes weed to be likable

And biggest tool of the year award goes to....

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>>2416325

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>>2416508
>He has to smoke weed for people to like him

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Well , Maggle , just like this lovely roller coater goes up and down so does the universes love and respect for the Big Dawg , King of the Yard , Roman Reigns. Like him or hate him , he gets a rise out of the universe and after what we saw here tonight , where the Undertaker passed the torch and lite the bright future for the Roman Empire , I and the Universe can never see the roller coaster coming down

>>2416508
>muh Einstien and Tesla
Yet you haven't accomplished anything in life but get mad in a wrestling image board.

>>2416516
No, I smoke so people like you are tolerable. If you smoke yoi chill the fuck out and only get on unprofitable people's nerves.

>>2416512
I'm working myself into the munchies:

>>2416532
This is the kind of guy that makes his entire personality about weed.

>>2416532
I meant "up tight", but unprofitable works even better. Based autocorrect. You unprofitable fucks never drew a dime.

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>>2416532
I believe you dropped your hat, sir.

>>2416534
Those are the worst types of people. I don't mind stoners until they revolve everything around smoking pot.

>>2416534
>mention it once
>unprofitable faggots get worked
>get accused of it being my whole personality

Go make some friends or get laid little Hitler.

>>2416426
they literally afforded a fucking dinosaur you drone

>>2416532
What do you do in life besides smoke weed and shitpost? What "unprofitable" people do you see everyday when all you do is sit in the dark and smoke weed and "vibe out" with some Rebelution or Sublime maaaan. You seem like the guy who unironically wears hats with weed leaves on them

>>2416540
>having to mention it at all

Poor guy propably is high right now and reading your posts make him sad. Worked into badtrip kek.

>>2416542
Oh look a tripfag coming in to whine like a bitch...what a shocker

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>>2416325

>>2416544
Besides weed? Double majoring at a UC while in the honors program. I'm the long hair TA in the upper division classes who gives you the lowest grade possible. Im also not a mayonnaise boy so I don't listen to sublime or consider that reggae or even a profitable form of music.

>>2416546
>absolutely worked

>>2416566
Found the Stamford Wife

>>2416325
this was a great start to the thread, then the DUDE WEED LMAO fag had to show up

>>2416571
>seething

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>>2416319
>mfw Strowman vs Kevin Owens with Jericho on a nonstop rollercoaster above the ring

>>2416587
>a stale joke was a great start to the thread

Fuck off pussy. You guys need to stop riding my ass, I bet you haven't even tried weed and were DARE teacher pets.

>>2416587
>triggered by reading "rational stoner side" once

>>2416588
Too high to seethe, my dude. Nice dubs.

>>2416603
I'm pretty sure you're not me bro. I do agree they took the Dare oath too seriously and are probably saving their virginity for marriage too. Sad!

>>2416605
>>2416613
>has to mention how high he is

The embodiment of DUDE WEED LMAO

>>2416603
Holy shit this guy isn't mad he's crying.

>>2416617
>didn't quote any post where I mention how high I am

>>2416629
>too high to seethe

>>2416368
Mardi Gras. It's pretty obvious just by looking at the logo.

>>2416635
Feels good man. Try it. It's better than being salty and unprofitable.

lmao im crying

Hey lads, do you want to know how you can you tell when someone smokes weed?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

>>2416646
>triggered

>>2416646
lmao im crying

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>>2416642

>>2416319
What's with the Rollercoaster shit?

>>2416657
I wish, that mayonnaise boy won't get harassed by the cops. That's profitable as fuck.

>>2416666
New day entrance/Orlando theme

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>>2416657
>using actual reddit memes

>>2416671
The dude doesn't smoke weed. He doesn't know about the dank memes.

>>2416646
DUDE WEEDS btfo

>>2416676
Your fractured ass says otherwise

>>2416646
That only applies to beginners that get baked on a half a joint

>>2416688
They all think they are experts, double dubs.

>>2416351
>our terrible writing, constant shills, and mostly bad wrestling don't mean anything because he have the most money

You know what, I think I just started to understand those of you that obsess over drawing power and ignore talent and wrestling ability.

>>2416684
>so high he's seeing things

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>>2416666
>>2416688
>mfw I got quads and double dubs in 2 consecutive posts
Get your shit together faggots

>>2416694
>crying too hard to read the memes

Drink it in man.

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>>2416694
You don't have to see to judge

>>2416696
>bragging about quads or dubs on a slow board

Better go check some dubs on /po/ while you're at it.

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>>2416707
Hyperbole faggot

>>2416716
>he thinks /asp/ isn't a slow board

Okay you must be new here. (I mean obviously you're new since you checked dubs and quads) This thread going this fast is an abnormality.

>>2416721
I never said or implied it wasn't a slow board

>>2416325
WWE REKT.

>>2416721
Pretty easy to spot Dubs with a (you) beside the post number, just sayin

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side

>>2416452
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

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>>2416325

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>>2416325

I don't get it, Roller Coasters are GOAT.

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>>2416353
>My rational stoner side

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side

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>>2416325

>>2416452
HULKSTER SAVES THE ROLLER COASTER

>>2416459
Shame Warrior isn't around to cut a promo about crashing hogan in the roller coaster

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side

/asp/ cringepost of the year

>>2416822
>>2417680
Kek what a faggot

>>2416319
>THE ULTIMATE THRILLRIDE

should have seen this coming

>>2416427
>hated this song at first
>now listening to it each night to get hyped for wrasslemania

god damnit

every fuckin' year they get me

>>2416365
Huh.
Made me [b]THINK[/b]. thank you.

>>2416353
Fuck off hippy

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>>2416353
fucking cringe

this image as well

>>2416353
Do you even work for us anymore, Mr Hager? Security!

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>>2416325

>>2416508
18+ ya fucking degenerate

>>2416426
Kek

>>2416426
kek
stupid japs

>>2416319
WE GON BLOW YOUR MIND

>>2416353
cringe

>Someone's gonna fall off that fucker
WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT tm
WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT tm
WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT tm

>>2416368
a ring on top of a mardi gras float

>>2416459

I am imagining everyone has to enter on the roller coaster. Goldber, Lesnar, Reigns, Owens, Bray and Orton all trying to look serious while sitting on a multi colored roller coaster doing loops on the way to the ring.

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>>2418396
Riding a rollercoaster before having a wrestling match?

That seems like a good idea.

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>>2416325
goddamn

>>2416325
3/10 ya tried

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>>2416325
Noice. Gonna cap this for future reference.

>>2416325

Damn son.

>>2418504
Stamford Wife seething

>>2418683
baited in textbook fashion

>>2418687
>hurr i tricked you into calling me a dumbshit

>>2416512
>>2416502
>>2416489
>>2416484
>>2416482
>>2416471
>>2416466
>>2416464
>>2416445
>Unprofitable marks worked by my rational stoner side

Feels good.

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>all these jealous shut-ins that have no weed hook ups

>>2416353
How does it feel, being a new meme?

>>2418705
embarrassed

>>2420029
There ain't no money in it, so it's pretty unprofitable, like 3 hours of RAM. It's not my first gift to /ASP/ though. I was the one who booked the creampie rumble on Renee Young.

>>2416566
WORKED

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>>2420044
>it's pretty unprofitable, like 3 hours of RAM

Kek, nice dubs

>>2416325
its called the RAM actually, but you're on the right track

WK11 stage was only build for Based Naito

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side

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>>2416508
>Einstein and Tesla smoked weed lmao

"Rational Stoner Side" is now a new /asp/ meme.

>>2416508
Even smart people have stupid habits and adopting utterly idiotic, toxic habits does not most definitely make one smart. It is considered a weakness.

And, by the way, Einstein smoking weed is just a silly myth while Tesla quit when he grew up.

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>>2416353
>rational stoner side
>>2416508
>Einstein and Tesla smoked mad weed
Triggered as fuck.

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>>2416353
>my rational stoner side
>i smile

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>>2416452

>>2419674
You can't work people with a shoot hahaha

>>2424023
That's a very unprofitable meme. Try using one from the heterosexual section of walmart next time.

>>2424408
I worked them into a shoot without even trying. Stop being so unprofitable.

>>2424251
That was an autocorrect from smell, but I know the thought of smiling triggers the unprofitables on this board. I'm a rational guy so I apologize for triggering you.

>>2424156
>>2424101
>>2424025

Hey bitch nuggets, I'm also a historian. Tesla smoked hash daily with his coffee. Einstein was a HUGE pothead and founded Skunkworks, a group out of Bohemian Grove that came up with the Manhattan Project while stoned out of their minds in Northern California. In fact there is evidence Tesla was the secret advisor to Skunkworks/Manhattan Project. Start being rational.

>>2416452
based

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>come here to laugh at dumb roller coaster idea
>everyone laughing at guy for smoking weed, make spelling mistakes, and defending himself
>will be smoking with friends this Sunday while we watch

/asp/ looks like it needs a joint to calm the fuck down

>>2425687
/asp/ hates anything that reminds them of based 420chan

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>>2416319
>Shane's face when he sees the roller coaster

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>>2416325

>>2425697
I'm seething I had to quit smoking due to a new job. Now I just have to drink more.

>>2425703
Please let that be true.