The OFFICIAL WWEDRONE thread: E-Drones Everywhere! Edition

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>>2411992
Based AF

>>2411992
>meme is so old it you know it must be reddit

Didn't read your nerdy limp wristed ramblings

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>>2412003

>wahhhh I love muh Old Day skit!! stop picking on us babbys

LMFAO

cringe

>Shitty 50-50 booking that puts nobody over
A lot of people are over, Roman will be doing Stone Cold or Rock numbers after beating Taker

>Calling legitimate promotions like CMLL & NJPW "Outlaw" Wrasslin
So called "legitimate promotions"

>A 50 year old and an EX MMA fighter who got suspended by the UFC, Main Eventing Wrestlemania
They draw the dimes

>"Funny" Pop culture references har har har
Keeping the brand fresh and relevant

>Cringey New Day Skits
Keeping the brand fresh and relevant

>Speaking of the New Day....WWEDRONES will defend them being hosts for Wrestlemania and not having a match
They can get over purely on mic skills

>3 Hour Stephanie McMahon segments
She's the new Mr. McMahon

>WWE Creative aka those toy monkeys with cymbals
They draw the dimes

>Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Enzo)
He has the right look for the top spot

>Hot potatoing the Women's Championship
Keep's the story line dramatic and intriguing

>Getting into arguments with CHILDREN about a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
Prime demographic is adult males in their 20's

>Defends AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon for Wrestlelamia
It's a great honor to be taking on the boss's son and a proven performer like Shane, shows how much faith they have in AJ

>Praises ANYTHING Vince McMahon does (XFL, WBF,)
Vince is a smart businessman and he takes risks, some payoff and some don't but you miss the shots you don't take

>ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
That's theft

>Using WWE Verbiage in real life
Can be used correctly in some situations, no one would ever call Rock or Stone Cold uncool

>DEFENDING WWE even when they know Universal will drop their asses from network television soon!
No chance, WWE draws as ever

>Defends record low attendance and tanking ratings
WWE draws as ever

>Defends WWE revisionist history because they can't think for themselves
It's a brand and Vince controls the brand as he sees fit for maximum entertainment value

>>2412012
>you are relevant before getting into "E"

KEK people still tell this to themself. Sure kiddos. Your few kekthousands make the whole wrestling community xD. Face it, sometimes even being in the WWE doesn't make you big. Ask any random person on the street if they ever heard about X (while X is a guy from the indies that was never in WWE). You smarks are so close minded.

>>2412018
Hello Paul!

>>2412023
your hometown of Dallas doesn't matter, now take your computer science degree and shove it up your ass

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>>2412018
whatever makes you feel better about watching children's television, bud

>>2411992
Funny how the drones shit on Japanese wrestling but are DELUDED enough to think Asuka is good just because she's Japanese

>>2412028
>5 super bowls
>"doesn't matter"
get a clue

>Using torrents
>Not watching the network for free using fake numbers

>>2412220
Funny how the smarks shit on the WWE yet want their wonderboys to go there, and care enough about WWE to buy it's merchandise.

>>2412012
LMAO! WWE fags on watch and BTFO again!

>>2412018
Hey Steph! Welcome to /asp/. Did Vince show you this site?

>>2412250
I know right. I do love when Vince buries these jobbers and the anime worshippers threaten to boycott the company only to watch Raw the next Monday.

>>2412227

>Texan sisterfucker
>Stuck in the past

big surprise

>WWE is a children's show
>proceeds to watch Japanese cartoons for 12 hours

This is the mindset of a smark

>>2411992
Please stop these threads and let us watch our shitty kid's show in peace.

>>2412023
>AJ Styles

>>2412012
Post your Old Day pic again, the one you saved because you hate it so much.

>>2412616
>proceeds to watch Japanese cartoons for 12 hours

Anime has a very strong child & adult audience tho... it has a layer of many genre for different demo's. Where-as shitty American cartoon WWE is directionless and only focused on family viewers, it's also considered unwatchable for most adults.

>>2412018
CMLL has been around close to the start of the nwa before the McMahons got into professional wrestling, and you don't think it's not a legitimate promotion you fucking idiot

>>2414456
Worlds oldest promotion in wrestling history too actually.

>>2412018
>ywn be this upset as a seething drone

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>>2414209
Lmaoooooooooooooooiooo

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>>2411992
This picture silences the indie fan virgin autist.

>>2412012
I don't believe Omega, saw him at some indy show some months ago and e-drones started chanting "ROYAL RUMBLE" after his match. Kenny said on the mic "not this year". That made lose all faith in him.

>>2412018
absolutely worked

>>2416394
>That made lose all faith in him.

stay in school

>>2417510
He's a WWE fan, so he still is.

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>>2412018

aw shit dude my sides. Jim Jones would have loved to have had a brainwashed drone like you, back at his cult

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>>2411992

>>2416394
that's kind of sad really that people who watch indie wrestling do it because they think they'll see a future WWE star rather than watching it for it's own sake.

I mean can you imagine people in ECW in 1995, chanting for Jericho to go to WCW or WWF?

>>2412250
>the smarks shit on the WWE yet want their wonderboys to go there
nobody wants people to go to WEW because of how badly they'll be booked once they hit main roster, wtf are you talking about

How do I go about watching NJPW? I remember seeing something from it on AXS I think late at night. Does it have weekly television, and is there any way to watch that television? I've seen a couple PPVs and enjoyed them. This wrestlemania has convinced me to watch much less WWE.

>>2423522
NJPWorld

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>>2412018
>Roman will be doing Stone Cold or Rock numbers after beating Taker

>>2414392
Keep telling yourself that weaboo

>>2423522
AXS TV has New Japan matches every Friday if you have that channel.

>>2423522
So many wwe fans defecting

Converting one E Drone at a time

Feels good, senpai

>>2411992
R E N T F R E E

>>2424127
Doing the lords work, das it mane...

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>>2423522


Welcome aboard!

I never knew the minor leagues got this much attention on /asp/