Been watching Lucha Underground on Netflix How the hell has

wouldnt pass medicals

too GOAT

Dunno, based Vince loves guys like cage

According to Cage his piss is basically radioactive, no way he'd pass the wellness policy.

Vince doesn't give a shit about being talented or strong.

>>2411044
>>2411082
>Jinder Mahal can

>>2411038
>decent match
kek he can outwrestle 90% of the entire roster

Based Cage is too good for current Wrestling, personally while I don't mind the mohawk I would prefer if he kept his look in Season 1 of LU

>>2411120
The mohawk came about 'cause he lost a match in AAA where he put his Hair on the line

>>2411135
oh, that's a shame

>>2411140
fucking Alberto ruins everything

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>>2411038
They did back in FCW, but he was way smaller

>>2411099
Jinder Mahal is probably cycling on HGH with the help of doctors. Cage is outright doping.

>>2411182
Jinder has more acne than a teenaged fast-food employeed

i think they wanna avoid the trump gimmick at this point, i mean besides that they should be trying to scoop him up.
i'm wondering who really is locked under those LU deals since nobody has jumped ship yet except the japs who had a different deal.

>>2411193
>WWE not signing a guy because of their gimmick in another company

No, seriously: what in the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>2411186
>[citation needed]

>>2411198
that's one of the excuses i can think of.
i mean ryback was employed over him, that nigga ugly as fuck and sucks. cage got hyooge and talks about using roids freely.
who knows, they might want to avoid shit that he says openly, even if it is just a gimmick he's doing in AAA

>>2411160
that fucking goofy hair

>>2411200
You could actually look at him but I wouldn't advise it.

6'0" is practically manlet by WWE powerhouse standards.

>>2411215
burden of proof, not an argument

>>2411237
ebin meme

>he literally can't see all the acne on Roider Mahal

Vince did have him. He was originally going to be the Hurricane's arch nemesis

manlet

>start watching lu
>second match is "sexy star" vs some biker dude
>turn it off

this is just a side show, not a serious thing

>>2413661
>What is the midcard
>not watching for based fenix and Pentagon

Come on son

He'd fail the wellness policy

Cage doesn't want to join WWE

From his Reddit ama he said his dream match would be against AJ but there is no chance of that heppening now

Hes not that great, and hes a walking steroid.

>>2413709
Technically he was already signed to the WWE development he just got fired for pissing hot

>>2413726

Thought they just scrapped the plans for his feud because hurricane left? He want huge back then

>>2411038

#ped

>>2411038

Mr GMSI wouldn't G his SI in the 'fed.

Cage would only leave if WWE gave his girlfriend, ring announcer Melissa Santos, a job too.

>>2413927
they'd waste him on NEXT tho.

>>2413810

>shit in in

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>>2414019

>Get his Shit In in the fed
>Getting his shit in within the WWE
>reading comprehension and you

>>2413709
AJ is in wwe you retard

>>2413927
I remember reading in the Observer about a year ago that WWE was interested in signing Melissa Santos.

Remember that scene in Alien when the facehugger's blood spills accidentally and eats through several different levels?

I would imagine that's what his piss would do to the cup.

>>2414110

>Mr Get My Shit In
More like
>Mr Get My Piss In every floor of the building as gravity draws its corrosive horror ever closer to the core of the earth

This is how the world ends; Not with a bang, but with Brian Cage's piss.

>>2411044
>>2411082
>>2413688
>>2414110

He's a machine. He probably doesn't even have a heart beat.

>>2413671
Based Pentagon is life

>>2413661
>this is the attention span of e-Drones

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Man, the wellness policy sucks

>we will never get draws like Big Poppa Pump again
>instead we will just get flabby indy darlings in DBry and Deanetty
>smarks will cheer for it even when WWE ends up being performed in Bingo Halls

It's not fair

>>2414350
If fucking Jinder Mahal can get that ripped without getting fucked by the wellness policy then other can

>>2413661
>this is just a side show, not a serious thing

Sounds like you had that decided in your mind before even watching to product

>>2414351
And look where Jinder is on the roster, it's a tragedy

>>2411038
Probably because he's not that tall for a big man, kinda like Elgin.

>>2414350
>"flabby"
>Bryan
>Dean

You 'tarded?

>>2414372
Mahal being re-signed is a tragedy. He's the shits.

>>2411038
fuck no he should stay away from the E and go to japan and/or keep killing it on the indies

>>2411182
doctors don't perscribe HGH to you unless you have cancer/aids you halfwit faggot. jinder is on testosterone replacement therapy. he's said so in interviews

>>2413661
>start watching LU
>stop watching before grave consequences
absolutely retardo

>>2414041
and u think Vinces genius would put Cage vs AJ? it would just be Cage making roman look strong goddammit

>>2415256
Because doctors always do what they're supposed to, dumbass mark.

>>2411160
Based Swoleverine

>>2413661
>wrestling
>serious