...And remember, our tomorrows are never guaranteed.
>Jim Rosses wife went over
>Based big dime moped was left lying when it should've went over
>>2404435
Faggio*
>>2404432
I hope it's my turn tomorrow, thanks for inspiring me to get out there anon!
>>2404432
Ur chances of livin drastic go down when riding one of those
I want you to ride what a real American rides
>>2404432
RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR
Those things do don't well against Bentley's
OP there are kids on this board who aren't mature enough to view a death machine like that. Think about how you're tarnishing their innocence when you post pics like that. Show a little compassion and think about the future next time.
>>2404432
Here is a guarantee
>>2404539
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
>>2404559
Kek
>>2407063
fixed it for you
You know they say that all bikes are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jane Ross and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another moped, you got a 50/50 chance of surviving. But I'm a FUCKING MOPED and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at surviving. Then you add a little asphalt to the mix, your chances of surviving drasticly go down. See at the accident, that happened after your workout, you HAD a 33 1/3 chance of surviving, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of surviving, because the asphalt KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Jan Ross, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of surviving your accident. But then you take my 75% chance of surviving, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of surviving at your accident. See Jan, the mopeds don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on the highway.
>>2407087
SIDES IN ORBIT
>>2407450
Na try again faggot
>>2407455
inb4MUHMSPAINT
>>2404474
I popped