pictured: GOATS.
Mike "The "Goatest of all time" Miz" Mizanin
HE DOES THIS
HE DOES THAT
>>2402759
I like Zayn but he'll never be as naturally over as Ryder or Cesaro. Crowds only respond to him because it's obvious he'll get a push eventually, he's not a lost cause like all of the true crowd favorites. He's a genetically engineered, corporation-backed smark darling created in a lab specifically to relive Bryan and Benoit's Mania moment one day.
>>2402759
>implying he would last even 1 minute beside prime stone cold, triple h and the rock
>>2402931
this, it's why Bayley is the literal worst woman on the main roster
>>2403091
Yeah a minute is pushing it realistically it should only take about 30 seconds to Helluva Kick em all and pin one of them for the title
>>2402759
He isn't even over in this one
>>2403205
>He isn't even over in thi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz7AatH03Cs
>>2403195
BASED
>>2403223
Crowd fool of nerdy dumbass smarks who think they're special and unique and underground and so indie-supporting for watching NXT. Who cares?
Woods would be over as fuck after the sextape leaked
Just give him a catchphrase like "I JUST FUCKED YOUR WIFE" and you're set