Fancy Cat Fixes WrestleMania Card

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> John Cena vs. AJ Styles (WWE Championship)
And they never had the match at the Royal Rumble, they have it here instead.
> Golderg vs. Brock Lesnar
Not main event because let's face it, it's not going much longer than ten minutes.
> Undertaker vs. Finn Balor
Demon vs. Deadman, this shit writes itself, plus young, flexible, agile Finn can bump like a boss for based Taker.
> Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton
It's fine, but is not a world championship level match.
> Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho (WWE Universal Championship)
Rather than for the championship literally no one wants.
> Andre Battle Royale
Rock on.
> The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan
Miz goes to get a kiss from Maryse like Bryan did at WM28 and gets a flying kick for his troubles and pinned. Bryan's story comes full circle.
> Seth Rollins vs. Samoa Joe
Because why does Triple H need to insert himself in a match every year?
> Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin (IC Championship)
Sure, I guess.
> Neville vs. Kota Ibushi (CW Championship)
Like Ibushi would ever turn this down.