Where were you when Big Bartholomew had his farm on the line?

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move over farmer its time for a real wrestler

>>2401434
I DON'T CARE YOU GOT A GREEN JACKET, CHADD

>>2401445
based 2 Badd working anonettys into shoots region wide

>>2401426
Clint is a piece of sh-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A LEAP YEAR?!

Yep.

the banker is also from usa

>>2401691
what big banker doesn't understand is....I'M CRAZY!

I think my favorite part of this whole thing was Fandango

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>>2401426
>>2401434
>>2401517
Who's the bigger draw

>>2401434
TEX

TEX

TEX!!!

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not one dime

>>2401836
THE DEVIL!? OOOOH LORD!

>>2401426
I couldn't see the match because Chad 2 Badd sent Bad News Allen to do my eyes.

Is there a truer American than Based Big Bart?

>>2401728
Fandango was awesome, and he didn't even really do anything.

This really highlights how badly Rusev needs to be a face. Or at least a prominent heel.

>>2401998
He's technically been a babyface for quite some time now.

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>>2401886
>fights for all america
>fights for all southern countries

no, anon. there is not

>>2402102
AND THE CHICKENS! WE EAT CHICKENS!

>>2401434
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHH
HHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>2402002
Pretty much this. I have a 7 year old cousin that watches WWE and he loves Rusev and thinks "everybody picks on him cause he has a girlfriend and they dont."

>>2402165
Based Rusev working the virgin smarks.

>>2402165
Holy shit that is so pure. Protect that boy at all costs

>>2402165
buy your cousin some rusev gear

>>2402198
fuck that, bring him he we will make a man out of him

>>2402165
Jealousy that Rusev has Lana has been the reason of at least two of Rusev's feuds.

>Roman pushes Lana into a cake and calls her a prostitute.

>Enzo accidentally flashes his junk. Rusev initially lets it go but then Enzo decides to cut a in-ring promo where he flirts with her.

And then there was that whole thing with Ziggler. Rusev didn't came off as a heel in that feud either.

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>>2401728
I just wish they made him more of a sleazy drunk. Should have said something about wanting to dive into Christian Joy's haystacks or something.

>>2402510
That's the thing though, they just fuck it up completely. Even the Cedric Alexander/Norm Dar/Alicia Fox was handled better in terms of jealousy.

Jerigoat was clearly the MVP though. The way he said 'charasma' made me spit my sprite.

>>2401426
>you now realize this parody promotion is far superior to the real product
>pajeets/edrones will deny this

>>2401426
That's just Rusev tho

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I'm a native of Utica NY and let me tell you
the 6-8 weeks this man read the news were the best 6-8 weeks of news watching I ever did watch. An now I get to watch him on a worl-county recognized wrestling promotion. Words can not contain my excitement to see him on my screen again.

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>>2402663
the man himself

>>2402199
Does Rusev even have any gear?

>>2402683
Maybe not, just get the kid a tattoo of the Bulgarian flag inside an outline of Bulgaria's border.

>>2402683
http://shop.wwe.com/rusev/

wtf he only has 1 shirt and you can buy finn's retarded dreadlock helmet

fucking trash wwe

>>2402811
They should just sell Lana's worn panties and make more merch dimes than Stone Cold.

>>2402811
And it's fucking awful. Which stands to reason as it's a wrestling shirt by the WWE.

>there's no southpaw regional wrestling merch either

this company really is clueless isn't it?

>>2402846
lol, loads of bootleg shirts, no official ones. Fuck this company.

>>2402846
Give them a chance, they didn't know if it was going to be popular. You're not going to print 1 million Big Bartholomew tshirts in advance.

>>2402869
>start a viral advertising campaign for kfc
>don't make any merch to sell off it

how...

That's like the first thing you make sure you have in place

>>2402871
You do limited runs in the most common sizes

I've done this dozens of times at work when we put out something new and nobody knows if it's going to be a hit or not

You print a few hundred (wwe's case a few thousand) and you take the less profit on the per unit because if you don't somebody else will.

some asshole on teespring is probably making bank off their IP

SRW invasion when?

They should repackage the Ascension into the Surfer Dudes since the original gimmick was buried anyway.

>>2402967
SHORELINE!

>>2401426
>southern boy
>farmer strength

/ourguy/

How have I literally not heard of this until now and where has it come from

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>I miss my father

What did Cena mean by this. Was it a dig at Fandango's character or his own

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>>2403142
It's Fandango that says it though.

>>2403111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4RFCRpp9P0

4 mini episodes from WWE paying homage to/mocking the shit out of the territories. Released last week so easy to miss. Nice trips.

>>2403153
This is hilarious what the hell

>>2401691
Honestly missed this line when I first watched it

>>2403152
No it wasn't, Cena said it.

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>>2402811
Not even the LON "Bulgarian Brute" one? I'm dissapointed.

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>Yes yes. The farm IS for sale!

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>>2402165
Damn your little cousin is very perceptive. It's up to you to let him choose his fate: smark or anti-smark.

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>>2403428
His laughing SLAYS me

Okay so I figured everyone out but the Lucha and the Sea Creature

Lads?

>>2403746
Harper and probably Cesaro

So /asp/, who else do you want to see come in and what's their gimmick?
>Ladies Man Bo Dallas

>>2403767

Big E has potential to be great in this

Anyone actually go try that new chicken?
>wooo

>>2403816

Been meaning to but it's happening tomorrow now for sure

Wanna come anon?

>>2403746
Harper and apparently Mojo

>>2403816
I want to support KFC for making this but I just don't like their food

So did the Surf Dudes With Attitudes bump into the Sea Creature while highing fives?

Rusev corpsing when Jerigoat said to Lana you look good for living on the streets for a week killed me

>>2402203
>we will make a man out of him
No, youll ruin the kid and he'll turn into a complete retarded who will only say 5 things and constantly repeat himself

>>2403767
xavier woods with a rick rude/val venis gimmick

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>>2403767
Roman as "angry tribal man" He says nothing and just stands there making this face while his manager speaks. I cant think of who the manager would be though.

Something along the lines of Teijo Kahn.
https://youtu.be/fICZRloNIQ8

>>2403911
...not even the mashed potatoes?

My dream is that, now that Cornette is confirmed to induct the express, they get him and the Express to come touring through Southpaw in some future episodes.

>>2403840
That does make sense because Mojo has a weird body shape.

>>2402663
I'm also a native of Utica NY we should hang out and go see 2CW.

>>2402607
>car-ass-ma
I fucking love Jericho.

Honestly, everyone was great in this and there's a lot of conclusions to be drawn from this, mainly that all of these buried geeks (besides Jericho and Cena) have a ton of potential.

I'd rather see The Surf Dudes than Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins.

And Rusev needs to turn proper babyface already. Goddamn. He has to fight for the farms and all the southern countries against the evil bankers and their evil sea monsters.

>>2403767

AJ Styles with an asshole british aristocrat gimmick

>>2402958

for a second I forgot what thread I was in and thought you were talking about Super Robot Wars.

>>2401728

Best part was Mackelroy

>>2403821
I'll come, right after the movies

Whos a bigger draw the sea creature or john johnson?

>>2402878
Then everyone would be crying about WWE being greedy by selling merch of what is essentially long commercials for KFC.

>>2401426
This entire thing is cringe asf