Undercarder

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>The best pure cringer in the history of the game
>The best pure striker in the history of not meeting Lebron James
>The worst fake dye job in the history of the game
>The best married to an anorexic dyker in the history of the game
>The best older than a caveman in the protohistory of the game
>The best pure striker in the history of every match is the same
>The best eye roller in the history of the game
>The best such an old cunt he is losing his molars in the history of the game

Who the fuck can possibly like this old piece of shit?
He is an old useless piece of trash. The Undertaker has had less good matches per minute than any other wrestler in history. His only 'good' matches go for like 40 minutes. Undertaker matches can only be good if they have every single finishing move and fake kickout imaginable. Calling an Undertaker match 'good' is like calling a cake good because it is covered in Oreo cookies and Nutella and Syrup and Honey, there is no finesse it just has everything. The average Undertaker match is like Paiges nude leak. On their own the Paige nude leaks were just a skanky slag eating cum, the leak only got attention because there was cock sucking, gangbangs and anal and everything just like how an Undertaker match is only good because it has every finishing move possible. Undertaker only has good matches because he has so many finishes


Tombstone
Chokeslam
Last Ride
Hells Gate
Old School
Sit Up
Eye Roll
The Zombie Swanton
Deadmans Elbow
McCool Driller

He needs to do these to get a pop. Undertaker can only get a pop by abusing his 50 fucking finishing moves. fuck him